Chapter Twenty-Five: Wild and Illiterate
She drew the heroine.
In Ai Yuanyuan's description, a beautiful and gentle heroine who wears a dirty skirt and sweeps the floor every day. There was also a crystal slipper left behind for the prince, and no one could wear that pair of crystal slippers except her.
But her feet are in public size, and they are similar to Ai Yuanyuan's.
The prince really only uses this to identify people, so this story should be called "The Love Story of the Rare Bigfoot and the Blind Prince".
She thought methodically, twirling the cards between her fingers as she walked back.
It was a small act of thinking, the card was flipped between five fingers, and finally the index and middle fingers were caught between the fingers and hidden in the palm of the hand, and then reappeared under the thumb and were put in the pocket according to the face of the card.
The clouds and water move so fast that the naked eye doesn't have time to see what's going on, it's like magic.
The camera advances, and a full ten seconds are taken.
Zhong Jiuyin stood back in the line, and the others also drew their cards one after another, looking at each other, all hiding and not speaking.
The director beckons to the staff, and then someone comes and takes their cards next to them.
Liang Zhi is an honest man who doesn't dare to let go of a fart, and he will give it when he says it.
Yuan Yi pinched it and refused to give it, and asked, "What is this for?" ”
The director raised his horn and didn't give any face: "In order to avoid your tragic encounter in the last issue." ”
Yuan Yi: "......"
Zhong Jiuyin looked at his nose and nose, and pretended to have nothing to do with him.
Director: "In order to avoid the situation where a guest grabs the card and reduces the difficulty of the game, from this issue onwards, the cards will be recycled. ”
Zhong Jiuyin looked at the sky.
Ai Yuanyuan, as a self-styled variety show technician, actively raised game bugs: "Director, there are only two of us girls, and one of us girls has won the heroine, so I must know what role the other is, which also invisibly reduces the difficulty of the game." ”
It's still too young, and it's a good thing to reduce the difficulty and actively report it.
The director smiled: "That's a good point, so from the next issue, card identities will no longer specifically distinguish between men and women." For example, musicians can be played by both men and women. ”
Ai Yuanyuan was awarded an invisible medal and retreated into the ranks with her head held high.
Yuan Yi asked her, "So you're the heroine?" ”
Ai Yuanyuan: "No. ”
Yuan Yi: "Sister Yin, then you are the heroine?" ”
Zhong Jiuyin's face did not change: "No." ”
Yuan Yi: "......"
Ai Yuanyuan was dumbfounded: "I'm not the heroine, only you are." ”
Zhong Jiuyin used his own way to govern others: "But I'm really not the heroine, then you can only be you." ”
Liang Zhi looked at both of them and said, "The heroine wants to hide?" But the actor can't find anyone, doesn't this add difficulty to the main quest? ”
Yan Cheng: "Are you a prince?" ”
Liang Zhi: "No. ”
Yuan Yi: "Me neither. ”
Yan Cheng: "Me neither. ”
Liang Zhi: "......"
Well, this is where the scam begins. He was nervous at the right time, feeling like he had foreseen the end of his game over after being tricked into a bunch of high-end players.
The director was happy to see the success of this scene, took away all the cards, and asked them to bring smart armbands, on which a small machine like a microphone is the "system" in the game.
And speaking of this little thing, although it is mainly artificially manipulated dialogue, it also has a very wonderful intelligence point.
"This machine will follow you until the end of the six episodes, and it can be regarded as a deep partner, so the program team has collected the names of their respective systems in everyone's fan base."
In the fan base? Then this is very different, Yan Cheng is voted by tens of millions of fans, they are three generations of single-handed families to name their children.
Zhong Jiuyin shook his head and shook the thing.
There was no movement.
Next door, Ai Yuanyuan took out the skills of a variety show technician again, and tried to "hey" twice.
Still no movement.
Yan Cheng calmly pointed out: "I think any intelligent machine must at least be turned on before it can play a role. ”
Ai Yuanyuan was slightly embarrassed: "...... Good. ”
Everyone fumbled to turn it on, and the armband made a gurgling sound, followed by a dull electronic sound, several sounds overlapped, and I don't know whose machine was ringing in front.
"Hello, here is your companion on your future journey, from the 099 system of the Infinite Variety Authority. Welcome, wild illiterate. ”
Ai Yuanyuan: "??? Wild what? ”
Liang Zhi: "Illiterate? ”
Yuan Yi: "Who is illiterate?" ”
Yan Cheng: "Zhong Jiuyin." ”
Zhong Jiuyin: Can you not pick up the "......" so smoothly?
She slapped the armband on the arm with the ultimate rule she had learned from her phone - all the rotten things that used electricity could be fixed with a single slap.
"One more word."
Lao Tzu's stunning killer slashed you with a knife.
Smart armband: "Welcome, wild illiterate." ”
"......" is not a human thing, and it really doesn't look at the face.
Her stinky face is the catalyst for laughter, and everyone can't help but burst out laughing, among which Yuan Yi's voice is especially loud, and she looks at her while laughing.
It was as if it had specifically caught her attention.
Only Yan Cheng was reserved, and the corners of his mouth were a little curvature.
He was also manipulating the smart armband to say hello, and the electronic voice drowned out the laughter of some people.
"Hello, here is your companion on your future journey, from System 111 of the Infinite Variety Authority. Welcome, princess. ”
The corners of Yan Cheng's mouth were withdrawn in a curvature.
Zhong Jiuyin pretended to pluck out his ears and asked in a loud voice, "What?" Princess? ”
This time, everyone didn't dare to laugh unscrupulously, their eyes were full of gossip about "I rely on Yan Yingdi's nickname Princess", but they pretended to be three jumpers who turned off the fire.
Ai Yuanyuan: "...... Got it wrong, right? ”
She also clicked on the armband, and the electronic voice was quite good: "...... Welcome, Ai Dahai. ”
Yuan Yi and Liang Zhi also hurriedly bowed their heads and nodded around, not participating in the nickname battle of the big stars.
“… Welcome, Golden Retriever. ”
“… Welcome, you have a little conscience. ”
Liang Zhi immediately covered the sound hole of the armband, and under the influence of embarrassment or confusion or one of the hundred and eight emotions of other human beings, his ears turned red unexpectedly.
I probably saw this comment on the Internet in advance, and I knew that it was not truncated from some serious words.
A group of people, except for two who looked at the sky and the earth, the others, a red quail, a cold-faced princess, and an illiterate stinky face, stared at the camera as if they were looking directly at the cerebral cortex of fans.
[Wild illiterate hahahahahahaha
[But I have to say, it's really a very high generalization of four words, she didn't understand the rules just now, and she was still asking Ai Yuanyuan, how much is she illiterate hahahaha]
[Help, Yan Cheng, don't get me wrong! That's taken from the meaning of the princess banquet to the prime minister, we think the princess banquet is very story-like and your name is like... Who knows how to vote for the first place, and I didn't expect the program team to dare to use it! Brother, you believe us! 】
[Yan Cheng is going to seal his heart and lock his love from now on]
[Liang Zhi's fans, a little conscience! ] 】
[Ai Yuanyuan, you turned out to be a prophet, you knew you were going to do this kind of embarrassment today, didn't you? ] That's why I blew up my nickname in the last issue, so that you don't have a hard time]
[From the hero saving the beauty to the schoolgirl next door, to half of the pectoral muscles, and now she has become a princess... Zhong Jiuyin, you are responsible for Yan Cheng's reputation! 】
[It belongs to the extent that the traffic police will fine you and punish you for all responsibility, Zhong Jiuyin, you really... I admire you]
[Didn't you say that at the end of the last episode, Zhong Jiuyin talked around Yan Cheng for half an hour? It's all used to apologize, hahahahahaha