In the dining hall, Tang Wan and Xu Nian sat opposite each other, looking at the food in the lunch box expressionlessly.

"I kind of know why the two of them finished eating so quickly." Saying that, Xu Nian picked up a piece of Tongcai as long as his forearm with chopsticks.

The corners of Tang Wan's mouth twitched slightly, "Maybe the taste is okay?" ”

"Do you believe it yourself?" Xu Nian put down his chopsticks and didn't plan to eat a bite.

"Okay, what's going to eat then?" Tang Wan gave up struggling.

"Eat? Eat a fart! I'm going to blow up the dogheads of those two things! Xu Nian's blood rushed straight to his head, "Wanwan, let's go." ”

"Let's go, I'll watch you fight."

……

Lu You and Li Yu walked out of the commissary, both carrying a plastic bag full of plastic in their hands.

Lu You said to Li Yu with some surprise: "The things in this commissary are quite complete, and you can even pay with your face, it seems that you don't need to take out the cash you bring." ”

"Indeed." Li Yu agreed, "It's just that this price is one or two yuan more expensive than the ones outside, it's really dark." ”

"No way, it's just a commissary, and we can't go out yet. I suspect they deliberately made the canteen so bad that they could get more out of the commissary. Lu You speculated ill-intentionedly.

"You said that if they found out that they had been deceived, would they beat us?" Li Yu's words were mixed with unease.

"Of course not, at most two sentences of scolding." Lu You didn't care at all.

"Are you really sure?" Li Yu asked again.

Suddenly, on the day of registration, Tang Wan's sentence "Knock your waist out" came to mind, Lu You's expression began to be a little uneasy, and his tone also carried a hint of uncertainty: "Tang Wan, they are so good-looking, there shouldn't be any problems, right?" ”

"Damn, why are you still asking me!" Li Yu suddenly felt that he was in a big trouble, "I'm in the same class as them, I can run away, I can't run away!" ”

"Hmm......" Lu You muttered, "If a bucket of instant noodles isn't enough, give them a few more bags of fish." ”

"Hope it works."

……

Lu You and the two didn't wait long next to the dormitory building when they saw Tang Wan and Xu Nian coming over.

"You're eating so fast, we've just finished shopping." Lu You pretended that nothing had happened and greeted him with a smile.

"How's it going, the food in the canteen isn't bad?" Li Yu directly lit the fuse.

"Huh." Xu Nian looked at Li Yu and sneered. "I've packed one for you, I hope you don't live up to your kindness."

Li Yu's face turned pale, "Don't, I was wrong." ”

Lu You walked up to Tang Wan and whispered, "Have you eaten?" ”

Tang Wan looked at him and said with a smile: "Do you guess I ate it?" ”

"I don't think you're full. I just bought an extra bucket of original chicken noodle soup, do you want to eat it? Lu You was afraid that she would not agree, so he added repeatedly: "There are also tea eggs and sausages......"

Tang Wan originally wanted to tease him, but when she heard his words that seemed to beg for mercy, her heart was inexplicably soft, the corners of her mouth unconsciously curved, and she responded gently: "Then you wait for me here, I'll go up and get the thermos kettle, and wait to go down to the canteen to get hot water." ”

"Huh?" Lu You saw that she was not angry, and she was happy in her heart, "Go, I will also go back to the dormitory to get a kettle for hot water." Meet here later. ”

After watching the interaction between the two, Xu Nian turned his head to look at Li Yu. Seeing that he was still like wood, he patted him on the arm angrily and said, "What about mine?" It won't be nothing, right? ”

Li Yu came back to his senses, nodded hurriedly, and said, "Yes, of course." ”

Xu Nian wanted to say something, but Tang Wan pulled him over and said, "Let's go, go up and get the kettle and come down again." ”

Lu You's dormitory was on the second floor, and he quickly got the kettle and went back to his place.

Li Yu asked curiously: "I remember when you were in junior high school, you didn't treat girls like this, and you couldn't say two words at that time." How do you communicate so smoothly now? ”

"Really?" Lu You raised his eyebrows, "Maybe you're mistaken." ”

"No way, I remember it clearly. You said it yourself, the girls are troublesome, I only told them, hello, let's let, thank you, it's troublesome. Li Yu retorted affirmatively.

"Uh...... That's when I grew up and knew how to get along with the opposite sex. Lu You fooled him again.

"Really?" Li Yu was deeply skeptical.

"Yes." Lu You nodded vigorously.

……

At half past twelve, Lu You returned to the dormitory.

As soon as he walked in the door, Meng Yi, who was lying on the bed, stared at him closely.

"It's great, I want to eat with girls too, I must be happy."

Lu You sat down beside him, took out slippers from his travel bag, and responded: "It's okay, it's just that it's too beautiful, and it's easy to be distracted when eating." ”

"Am I knocking! You're really damn it. Meng Yi's whole face was distorted, "nm is more uncomfortable than killing me!" ”

Lu You felt that he hadn't worked hard enough, so he added: "She said that she invited me to dinner tonight, and I invited it just now, so I have to come and go." ”

"Climb for you!" Meng Yi raised his leg and wanted to give him a kick.

Lu You flexibly dodged and walked towards the toilet, "Wash your feet and take a nap." ”

"You're going to die in the toilet, MMP!"

……

In the afternoon, Lu You wore a slightly shabby military uniform, brought a small chair, and lined up at the assembly point downstairs.

Meng Yi stood behind him and pulled his long-sleeved jacket in disgust, "I don't know how long this dress hasn't been changed." And on a hot day, you have to wear a jacket, for fear that you won't get heat stroke. ”

"Bear with me, it's just a few days, it's not a big problem." Lu You responded.

At this time, Instructor Liu walked over.

"All of them. Attention. Let me tell you about the afternoon. Wait to go to the canopy training ground to learn how to stack quilts, and after learning, clean up according to the assigned public area, and then gather here at half past four. The two squad leaders came out of the queue and led the team to follow. ”

Ten minutes later, the whole battalion arrived, and Captain Fu, who had shown his face once in the morning, also walked up to the high platform, still holding a microphone in his hand.

I patted the microphone with my hand, and after testing that I had no problem speaking, I said: "Good afternoon, students, who am I, you all know each other, and I won't introduce too much." Then he beckoned to the audience, and several instructors came up with a quilt, a blanket, and a mosquito net, and put them on the ground. Except for the mosquito nets, everything else is army green.

"Now I'll teach you how to fold the quilt, which is commonly known as tofu blocks. You take care of it, and when you check the housekeeping, if one person in one dormitory is wrong, the whole dormitory will be punished. ”

After speaking, the head of the regiment unfolded the quilt, blanket and mosquito net one by one. Start by picking up the mosquito net, expertly fold it into long cubes, then the blanket. After some skillful operation, a square, angular tofu block appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Finally, Captain Fu pinched the four corners of the tofu block with his hands to reduce the wrinkles that were exposed.

"I think you've all seen it clearly, now I'll draw people from each company to demonstrate."

The students sitting in the audience straightened their waists all of a sudden, with serious expressions.

Head Fu glanced at the students in the audience before saying, "Then let's ask the class leaders to take the lead first." ”

it?

Lu You was caught off guard. turned his head and wanted to gesture to Li Wumeng's eyes, but people directly treated him as air and ignored him completely.

It's really damn it, whoever loves to do it in the future will do it.

After the fierce ideological fluctuations, Lu You resigned himself to his fate and walked onto the high platform.

The leader of the first class is a gentle-looking boy with glasses, the second class is still the dwarf who defends the sky, and the leader of the fourth class is a girl with a ponytail and a capable appearance.

"Then ask a squad leader to demonstrate it first." After speaking, the head of the regiment Fu broke up the tofu cubes he had folded.

"Okay." The squad leader responded with a smile. Recalling the operation of the head of the regiment just now, he slowly began to fold the quilt according to the steps in his mind. Although the action is not skilled, the process is not a step.

Head Fu looked at his steady movements seriously, and nodded from time to time.

After a while, a tofu block that was seven or eight points similar to the one just now appeared in front of him.

Head Fu was very satisfied and said: "Very good, the steps are not missing, it seems that you just watched it very seriously." What is your name? ”

The boy responded politely: "Thank you for the compliment, my name is Deng Rui." ”

Lu You was a little surprised, and looked sideways.

This is the boy with a higher score than Tang Wan in the high school entrance examination?

"Deng Rui? You're nice, I remember your name. Let's go down, and now ask the class leader of the second class to demonstrate. Then the folded quilt was disrupted again.

The anti-heaven man is very nervous now, and his face is a little pale.

After waiting for a while, Captain Fu saw that he was still standing still, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you still doing?" Come and fold the quilt, and you want me to invite you, right? Don't waste everyone's time. ”

The anti-heavenly man's face turned from white to red, but he didn't dare to disobey the order of the regiment commander, so he could only step forward slowly, pick up the mosquito net, and clumsily start to operate according to his own ideas.

When he made a soft cake roll, Captain Fu's brows were furrowed enough to kill flies, and he scolded loudly on the spot.

"What kind of bullshit are you stacking! I stacked it once in front of you, and Deng Rui just stacked it again, you can't learn this, right? ”

The man was a little unconvinced, and retorted: "I was thinking about a math problem when I was below, and I didn't pay attention to how to fold it. As for standing on the stage, you can only see Deng Rui's back, where can you see him folding the quilt. ”

Captain Fu was angry, "I'm talking, you're thinking about math problems, and you still think you're very reasonable?" Slip down a little bit, you two and I remember, this thing can be a squad leader, and it's not a good thing for you to be afraid. Military training is still thinking about math problems, and I think I am very easy to learn, right? Pretending to be a fart? What the hell! ”

"You...... You are insulting, I want to complain......" The anti-Tiannan wanted to say something, but the head of the regiment directly interrupted him.

"You can complain casually, and you can move me with your surname. Think I don't respect you? Jokes, respect is mutual, I talk about every step in detail on stage, you don't listen to it offstage, who doesn't respect whom? Don't you even know how to be a basic person? When you're still a high school student, elementary school students will say thank you, instructor, what kind of bullshit are you. Now, shut up, and go down! ”

The audience was silent.

The man didn't say a word and walked back to his class.

"Next!" Captain Fu is like an angry lion at the moment.

I'm recruiting someone to mess with someone, is this bthing deliberately cheating me.

Lu You's heart was galloping with 10,000 grass and mud horses. But he didn't dare to slack off at all, and hurriedly walked up, with a kind face.

Then An calmly began to fold the quilt. Fortunately, he watched the whole process carefully.

Seeing the standard tofu cubes stacked by Lu You, Head Fu's expression softened a lot, "Sanlian is good, let's go down." Next. ”

Soon, the fourth squad leader successfully completed the demonstration, and the expression of the head of the group returned to normal.

"It seems that the students in your camp are quite normal, and there are only one or two of the best, but I was unlucky enough to bump into them. Okay, you can go, the instructors will take them to the sanitation. ”

After speaking, the head of the regiment walked down the high platform. The audience also breathed a sigh of relief.

Instructor Liu walked up to Lu You, patted him on the shoulder, and there was a hint of a smile on his serious face, "It's a good job, it's good that it's not the second class that is taught, otherwise I'm afraid it will be rotten by Diao at night." ”

Do your military training instructors talk so wildly?

Lu You complained in his heart.

"Let's go, let's go to the hygiene, finish it early and be free to move around early, and gather at half past six tonight." Instructor Liu's tone was also pleasant.

Lu You turned his head to look at the second class, and the whole class was scolded by a slightly chubby instructor. There was pity in my heart.

It's really pitiful to be a squad leader against the sky.