On the bus, Lu You and Tang Wan were next to each other, each with a Bluetooth headset, watching the drama at station B and complaining.

In the mobile phone, four middle-aged men, wearing white short-sleeved and black shorts, are running in the playground in the rain. The faintly emerging belly said self-absorbed while running: "Are the girls in the classroom over there all looking at us?" ”

The two of them had a chill.

"Hiss~" Tang Wan gasped, hugged her arm, and said, "I can see that my goosebumps are up." How did Zhang manage to be both disgusting and confident? His belly, I feel like my spirit is polluted. ”

Lu You pinched his eyebrows, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "I have a kind of physical discomfort, and I feel like I'm going to have a nightmare tonight." ”

At this moment, a small hand was placed on his stomach. I also touched it back and forth a few times.

Lu You grabbed the wrist of the restless hand and asked with a smile, "What are you doing?" ”

"I want to see if you're going to have a small belly like him."

"Don't you know if I have a small belly? Besides, what can you touch through a down jacket? If you want to touch it, just click it," said Lu You, and opened the zipper of the down jacket.

Tang Wan hurriedly withdrew her hand and said in a panic: "I know, I know!" I don't touch it anymore. ”

Seeing that she didn't dare to make trouble, Lu You continued to focus on the video.

Obviously, the video is only ten minutes long, but Tang Wan feels as if a century has passed. Especially when the original film was played, it was embarrassing and almost split in half.

The video finally ended, and Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief and said with admiration: "It's just torture." I don't know how these up masters can stand it. I can't stand the editing alone. ”

Lu You looked unsatisfied, and said, "Why don't we find another one?" It's kind of interesting. ”

"I don't want it!" Tang Wan resisted and said, "What's so interesting about this thing." ”

"I think I can learn something from this." Lu You said seriously.

"No learning! If you dare to learn, I'll beat you! ”

"Don't worry, listen to me." Lu You soothed: "Zhang has spent several years filming such a drama, mainly to tell us two truths. ”

"Huh? What is the truth? ”

"If a person chooses the wrong direction, no matter how much effort he puts in, the end point he has reached is also wrong."

"Speak human words."

Lu You thought for a while, turned sideways, and continued, "Let's put it this way. Zhang worked hard enough to make this drama, right? I wrote the script myself, and it took several years to polish it, and I personally grasped every detail of the filming, accurate to the location where each snowflake fell. But the film can only be described in three words, one drag four. ”

"That's true." Tang Wan agreed with him, "What else? ”

"In addition, when people's cognition is derailed from the thinking of the general masses, then the masses often do not understand what he shows and the essential purpose contained in it, but will find it very strange."

Tang Wan: ←_←

"Is it so subtle that you like to say?"

"Uh...... Well, I'll put it bluntly. It means that his perception of the world is different from that of the audience. What we thought was strange behavior might seem normal to him.

For example, the four of them ran in the rain. Zhang's purpose is to express the young brotherhood of the four. But, he's doing it the wrong way.

First of all, how can there be a college student who looks like this. In addition, although we boys also discuss topics about girls, we do not talk about them directly in public.

Although we boys have a bit of yellow waste in our heads, we are not greedy. At least not all.

You can understand this drama as the self-fantasy of a greasy man. ”

Tang Wan's eyes widened suddenly, looking at Lu You's deep and gentle eyes, and asked curiously, "Then do you also have yellow waste in your head?" ”

"I've said so much, that's all you want to ask?" Lu You couldn't believe it, "Didn't you ask about Zhang?" ”

"I don't pay attention to him, I don't want to know about him." Tang Wan urged: "Tell me quickly, do you have yellow waste in your head?" ”

The pit you dig yourself has to fill it yourself after all.

Lu You said tangledly: "This ...... I'm also an adolescent boy, and I have more or less lost sexual fantasies in my head. ”

As he spoke, he also used his fingers to draw the universe between his fingers, emphasizing: "It's really a loss." ”

"Hmm~ really?" Tang Wan looked at him with a teasing expression and said with a teasing expression: "Are you watching the teachers' movies, or the personal works of the little blue bird?" ”

"I ......" At this time, Lu You reacted, squinted his eyes and asked, "No, you seem to understand quite well?" What's going on? ”

Tang Wan pulled up her scarf to cover her face, then turned her head out of the window and said in a trembling voice, "Yes...... Is it? I...... I don't know. ”

"It seems that the inside of the little snowman is not white, but yellow."

"You're yellow, you're yellow all over!" Tang Wan turned her back to him and retorted like a child.

At this time, the horn came to indicate that they had two more stops to get off the train.

Lu You thought about it and decided to tease her next time, so he said, "Okay, little yellow snowman, it's time to get down to business." ”

Tang Wan still looked out the window and said sullenly, "There is no little yellow snowman here. ”

"And the Minions?"

Tang Wan didn't want to talk to him, so she simply ignored him.

Seeing that she didn't react, Lu You sighed and said to himself: "Alas, it's a pity, I still want to eat hot pot at noon, and I don't have a mobile phone to order, so I can only forget it." ”

"What did you say?" Tang Wan immediately turned her head, pulled down her scarf, and revealed her delicate little face.

"Huh? Did I say anything? ”

"Yes, you said you ate hot pot at noon!" Tang Wan stared at Lu You.

"Really? How come I don't remember? ”

"No! You remember, I'll eat hot pot at noon today, okay~" Tang Wan shook Lu You's arm and used the coquettish Dafa on him.

"Alright, alright." Lu You was defeated in less than two seconds.

In fact, when the girl you like is coquettish to herself, no boy can resist it.

"Then you can lend me your phone, and I'll order food."

"Good!"

"Oh yes, you tell Li Yu and them first, let's eat hot pot later."

"I'll say it now!"

Tang Wan is in a very good mood, just as boys can't refuse black silk, it's hard for girls to refuse a hot pot in winter.

As for Lu You calling himself a little minion, a yellow-hearted little snowman or something, just call it if you like it, and think about other things after eating hot pot.

……

Lu You held Tang Wan's mobile phone in his hand, placed it between the two of them, and scratched it on the takeaway menu.

"Little snowman, what do you want to eat?"

Tang Wan looked at this shop, not only the name of the dish was more fancy, but the price was also a little outrageous.

"This ...... The price is a bit hard to accept. ”

"Don't worry, you can order as you like, I'll treat you."

Tang Wan shook her head and said, "It's not a matter of who treats you, the main thing is that this price is really not worth it, it is obviously the same thing, and it is obviously much more expensive here than others." Why don't you change it? ”

"Changing another one is what costs my money."

"Huh? Why? ”

Lu You explained with a smile: "Have you ever seen someone go home for dinner and still have to give money?" ”

"This is your house?" Tang Wan was really shocked, to be able to open such a hot pot restaurant that is obviously not low-grade, the family is somewhat generous.

"Sort of, so you can be bold and don't worry about the price."

Tang Wan didn't worry about it anymore, Lu You said it so clearly, it would be hypocritical to care about it again.

"Then you're welcome!"

Soon, there was an extra pile of meat on the cart. What fat beef rolls, fat sheep rolls, hairy tripe, mille-feuille, yellow throat, various parts of beef, shrimp slippery, duck blood and all kinds of meatballs.

"Okay, that's all I want to eat every year, you can order it."

Lu You looked at the ingredients of the whole meat and couldn't help but say funny: "You really don't order any vegetables?" Aren't you afraid of gaining weight by eating so much meat? ”

"I've eaten hot pot, do you still think about gaining weight?" Tang Wan said nonchalantly, "Or do you care about me getting fat?" ”

Lu You added a touch of green and a few soy products to a single ingredient, and responded: "I only care about whether the little snowman is happy every day and whether he is healthy or not." ”

Tang Wan said in a happy tone: "The little snowman is very happy today, and his body is very good!" ”

"You know again? Are you a little snowman? ”

"Am I not?"

"The little snowman cut is yellow, and so are you?"

Tang Wan blushed again, "snapped" Lu You twice, and said angrily: "Say it again!" And said! It's over, isn't it? ”

"Don't fight, don't fight." Lu You hurriedly calmed her down and said, "I haven't placed an order yet, otherwise I won't have to eat it later." ”

Tang Wan quickly sat down, didn't make trouble, and waited until the carp club to slap a few more times.

Lu You took a long picture of the ordered vegetable bar, and then entered a phone number in the SMS interface, sent the picture out, and sent a message by the way:

Send it to the carp club as soon as possible, and I will take it myself.

"Wow, is this the boss's son? The tone is so lame! ”

Lu You smiled, just right, the bus prompted them to arrive.

"Let's go, snowman, it's time to get off."

……

The two pushed the door and walked into the carp club.

Today is the weekend, there are more guests, and the first floor is basically full.

A young man walked up to the two of them and greeted Lu You with a smile: "Long time no see, little master." High school is hard, isn't it? ”

"It's not hard, it's just that there is too little spare time."

The young man was convinced, and said, "Indeed. I have to go to class for more than ten hours every day, which is more tiring than going to work. ”

"Li Yu should have arrived, right?"

"It's been a while, and it's on the second floor."

"Okay, I'll go up first, so I won't disturb your work."

"Go ahead." The young man glanced at Tang Wan, leaned into Lu You's ear again, and whispered, "You two have such good eyes." ”

Lu You also nodded seriously and responded, "I think so too." ”

The two of them walked to the second floor.

Tang Wan approached Lu You's side and asked, "What did he just tell you?" ”

"He said, this girl next to me is shocking and beautiful."

"That is, indeed." Tang Wan's tail cocked directly to the sky, and said proudly: "Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, it's me who is talking about it." ”

"It's a pity, I like to watch movies, and my heart is no longer clean." Lu You shook his head and sighed.

Tang Wan wanted to reach out and pinch him, but unfortunately he was wearing gloves, and he was also wearing a thick down jacket, so he had nowhere to start. I can only slap him indiscriminately.