Chapter 70 Quid pro quo
"That's it, love you, love you, always together
I like it, I love you, the coat, the taste, and the bosom of you."
Lu You hummed a song, dried his hair with a hair dryer, and walked out of the toilet.
The floor heating at home is enough to help, so he is now only wearing short sleeves and shorts, and it is still a little hot.
"Interlock us, the buttons of our clothes, then there is no need to separate~ beautiful love, I love like this...... it! ”
Lu You just walked out of the door and wanted to get a bottle of yogurt to drink, but was startled by the two "plague gods" staring at him on the sofa in the living room
It is not good to be able to go down to the first floor to find me for the first time.
He looked away, pretending not to see the two of them, and headed upstairs.
"Humph! Want to escape? Lightning Whirlwind Split! ”
Shen Yuyin picked up the slippers and threw them out like a frisbee, smashing them on Lu You's back.
"Come and sit!"
"Ugh."
Lu You sighed in resignation, he couldn't escape, so he had to go over and be tortured.
"You're always quite trendy, and the lightning whirlwind splits the city."
"Come less!"
Shen Yuyin pointed to the sofa next to him.
"Sit here and have a family meeting."
Lu You obediently did so, before he had the ability to live independently, it was best not to rebel against his parents, except for being suspended, there was no benefit.
Although he now has a doctorate, he does not have a corresponding diploma. Even if you post papers, without a good instructor, no one will pick you up.
"Tell me, did you stick out your tongue when you were at your relative's house?"
?
How can there be a mother who peeks at her son's mouth?
Lu You's head was full of black lines, and he said speechlessly: "Are you very idle?" There is a party that I don't watch and come to peep. ”
"How can you be in love at the party? Don't interrupt, answer my question quickly, have you stretched? ”
"Nope!"
When Shen Yuyin heard this, he suddenly felt bored, and changed his eyes to contempt.
"Tsk! Rubbish. ”
Lu You almost didn't choke to death, and took a sharp breath before he suppressed his violent temper.
"If it weren't for you being my mother, I'd have punched you. We were still at school just now, and it's outrageous to kiss us, and you still want to stick out your tongue? ”
"Cut! I gave you this face of yours, if you weren't my son, would you be able to catch her? ”
Lu You's fists hardened, and he wanted to refute, but he had nothing to say. I did come out of her belly and carried her genes.
"I think boys still have to be reserved, after all, ......"
"Reserved fart! Such a big beauty is by your side, and you still want to be reserved, I suspect that you are dragged by a cow. ”
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
You can say I'm not good at math, but you can't belittle my bull!
Lu You looked at Lu Jianyan and complained, "Dad! You take care of your wife! She doesn't speak like a woman! ”
Lu Jianyan turned his head sideways and pretended not to hear.
Just kidding, what man would help his son fight back against his wife? The speed of his tongue for a while is still the happiness of the second half of his life, he knows it very well.
Anyway, he has hundreds of millions, and there is no shortage of sons to support the elderly, so he scolds him.
Shen Yuyin still knows her husband very well, it is not a matter of principle, he will probably let himself.
"Save it, I still want to call my husband to me. Now that we're together, treat others well in the future. Although I don't want to kiss for life now, I still hope that you can go on in peace. Okay, that's it, I'll go take a shower first, and you two will talk. ”
Shen Yuyin got up and walked upstairs, leaving space for the father and son to communicate well.
"Dad, why does Mom care so much about whether we can stay together forever?"
Since Lu You told Shen Yuyin that she had someone she cared about, she had been urging, and she couldn't wait to move the Civil Affairs Bureau over and get the certificate directly.
"Your mother, she should have a serious emotional cleanliness habit."
"What do you mean by that?"
"She watches TV series and more, but she only watches the kind that starts from the beginning to the end, and she doesn't watch multiple ex-boyfriends."
"So what's going on?"
"I threw money at it for people to write it to her, or I watched it without emotional drama."
Lu You blinked his eyes, it belonged to a knife stabbing his buttocks, and his eyes were opened. Rich people can still play like this, and if they learn it, they can coax Tang Wan to be happy like this in the future.
"Then again, have you ever thought about living together in the future?"
"Of course I thought about it, otherwise why would I confess?"
"Isn't it impulsive to see her beautiful?"
Lu You now understands that Lu Jianyan is here to contradict him, he is not optimistic about his relationship, or it is more appropriate to describe it as suspicious.
This is the normal reaction of parents, Shen Yuyin doesn't look like a mother at all, like a melon-eating crowd, constantly arching the fire.
"I don't guarantee anything, my words are not as real as my deeds. Time will tell if I'm impulsive. ”
Lu Jianyan was very surprised, this kind of thing is not at all like what a high school student who is in love for the first time will say, 99% of early love in high school is to please each other with empty promises, and few can take into account the reality in the future.
Lu You chose to replace the answer with actual behavior, which made Lu Jianyan think a little highly.
"Then I'll see. I'll cover for you at school, as long as you don't get together in front of the whole school, it's basically fine. ”
Is this what it feels like to have a backer? Loved, loved.
Father's love is like a mountain, warm and deep, Lu You almost cried as a macho man.
"Dad, don't worry. We'll nibble on the sly. ”
"! What I mean is that the teacher will not bother you, let you study hard, and not allow legal cheating. ”
"Oh, don't worry, the two of us are the best at learning this thing. Results are fundamental, we won't get rid of it, you can rest assured. ”
At this moment, the special attention ringtone of Lu You's mobile phone rang. Seeing his natural smile, Lu Jianyan guessed whose information it was.
"Let's get along, I'm going up to help your mother blow her hair."
Waiting until Lu Jianyan disappeared at the corner of the stairs, he turned on his phone to look at VX.
Wan: Call your boyfriend! Call your boyfriend!
Wan: Your lovely girlfriend has been washed and is waiting for you in bed!
Lu You couldn't help but want to laugh.
Loves to be coquettish offline, loves to be funny online, is this his girlfriend?
He didn't think much about it, and hurried back to VX to save time
I was said not to love it.
Ly: I was talking to my parents.
The message was sent out in less than 10 seconds, and the reply came.
Wan: Am I bothering you?
Ly: No.
Ly: Jiao Enjun.gif
(You're here at the right time)
Wan: Can we start the video?
Ly: Well, let's go.
Lu You pressed the send button, and before his finger was fully raised, the video call request popped up.
"! Is it so urgent? ”
Spit and spit out, the first task is to get on the phone.
Lu You took the mobile phone holder from the desk next door and put it on the coffee table, fixed the mobile phone, put on the Bluetooth headset, and clicked to connect.
A plain little face appeared on the phone, with a few strands of hair scattered on the forehead and sides of the cheeks, and the whole head was covered in a green dinosaur hat.
Tang Wan waved at the camera and asked, "Can you see it?" ”
"Visible, clear."
"It's good to be able to see it. Let's start talking! ”
Tang Wan then sat up straight, and Lu You could see her wearing green dinosaur pajamas, sitting on a black office chair, behind her was a large bed covered with a blue plain quilt, and the walls were clean and tidy.
In the opposite perspective, Lu You is wearing a short T and sitting on a gray sofa, which looks like a living room.
Tang Wan's mind instantly remembered the last time Shen Yuyin was eavesdropping on the side, and she instantly became nervous.
"Don't tell me you're in the living room with me right now, and your parents are still around."
"The living room is the living room, but this is my floor, and my parents are not there."
"What do you mean by floor?"
"Meaning, this floor is my room."
"How big?"
"I haven't asked, there are still hundreds of square meters."
Tang Wan really felt the gap between the rich and the poor. A single person's room is as large as the total area of her house.
"How rich! Wouldn't it feel empty when you live in such a big place by yourself? ”
"A little. But it's okay, when you come to live in the future, you can fill the vacancy. ”
"Humph! No way! I don't want to live with you. ”
This is false, Tang Wan doesn't know how much she wants to sleep with Lu You, and she has been thinking about it every night since Christmas. It's just that she, as a girl, of course can't give it so blatantly for nothing.
"Okay, then I can only find another black silk suspender maid or something, and spend the rest of my life with me."
"You! Why don't you play by the routine? You are not allowed to look for it! Know, no! ”
If someone else said that, Tang Wan would only feel that the person hadn't woken up. But according to Lu You's background, if you want to find a beautiful maid or something, it's completely at your fingertips.
"Why don't you wear a black silk maid for me to see? If it's ugly, I won't look for it. ”
"I believe you're a ghost! Thinking about black silk every day, you can't think of anything else in your head? ”
"Of course, and white silk and bare legs."
Tang Wan: (-ι_-)
The boy is really not thinking about lust every day, or thinking about how to get lust, and there is no help.
"I'll wear long pants from now on, and you can see others go."
"If you don't show me, of course I'll go to see someone else, what else can I do? Do I wear it myself? ”
Tang Wan listened to the first half of the sentence, and her anger surged to her neck. But she didn't expect that the second half of Lu You's sentence made her very interested.
"It's not impossible, is it? You look so good in women's clothing. When you wear a black silk and I wear a school outfit, and when you go outside, people will say that we are sisters, how nice. ”
Lu You's expression froze, but she didn't expect her to recognize the fairy in white as herself.
tm, specify which dog is more than something for Li Yu, and what are you doing with so much with her.
"Women's clothing is impossible for women's clothing, once in this life is enough to choke, do you want to come more often?"
"Why not, aren't the clothes just some fabrics, don't care too much about men and women."
"Black silk and white silk are also fabrics, so you don't have to worry too much about them."
Tang Wan really wanted to see him wear women's clothes again in private, and then the two of them went out shopping together, how exciting! In order to fulfill this wish, she proposed an exchange method.
"One of us takes a step back, you wear women's clothes once, I wear stockings once. I pick the women's clothing style, you choose the stocking style, what do you think. ”
Lu You made a decision on the spot. What's once in a lifetime women's clothing? It's all fake. As long as you can see the stockings in front of you, that is the true meaning of life.
"Deal! I've recorded the screen, don't you want to regret it. ”