Chapter Seventy-Five: Eating K and not looking at the day of the week
Meal.
The two sat in the living room in a daze
Tang Wan leaned lazily on Lu You's shoulder, her nose trembled slightly, sniffing the breath on his body imperceptibly. He has neither the tranquility of a hundred flowers nor the intensity of craft perfumes, just the plain and clean of a teenager.
is so ordinary, but it haunts her and makes her full of joy. Perhaps, this is the automatic beautification carried out by the hormone stimulation of the brain when you like someone.
Tang Wan stretched out her hand and touched her little belly, which was half a circle bigger, thinking of the few meals Lu You had cooked for herself, as well as various desserts, her face was a little more admired than happy.
"Brother, you were born half a year earlier than me, how did you manage to have both grades and cooking skills?"
I wasn't just half a year old.
Lu You's actual years of experience far exceed what his appearance shows. The two lives add up to more than 40 years, which is older than his father. It's just that he didn't dare to say these words, and no one believed him when he said them.
"The Buddha said, talentandeffort."
"Huh? Buddha also speaks English? ”
"No, there are people who believe in Buddhism who can speak English."
"Oh, too."
Tang Wan accepted his statement. Human talent, combined with the effort put into it, can do many things that others can't imagine.
For example, someone once killed a Siberian tiger with a sliding shovel in a fit of rage. There are also people who are beaten by their parents with a solid steel pipe tens of centimeters thick, and even if the steel pipe is broken, they can still hit the keyboard well.
These are everyday things that can be seen everywhere on the web, and there is no need to make a fuss. In comparison, Lu You's ability to cook is also so unacceptable.
Tang Wan looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table that still needed to be cleaned, thinking that as a girlfriend, although she was a good cooker and her grades were not as good as her boyfriend's, it was more than enough to wash the dishes.
So he raised his head, left Lu You's shoulder, sat up straight, and proposed, "Brother, you made me lunch, and the dishwashing work will be handed over to me!" ”
As she spoke, she was about to get up, and then Lu You stretched out his hand to stop her.
"You don't remember? There is a dishwasher at home and no need to do it yourself. ”
"How can I wash the dishwasher with my hands?"
"Are you sure? Dishwasher high-temperature washing, all-round nozzle, perfect to remove oil stains, can also be dried with hot air, with ultraviolet sterilization and disinfection. Can you do it? ”
Tang Wan: (*???)!!
And this kind of thing? How did I find out now?
Tang Wan washes it all by hand at home, and then puts it in the disinfection cabinet, or uses hot water before eating, which thing has never used a dishwasher.
Now that she doesn't even have a job washing dishes, she suddenly feels like a waste as a girlfriend. What to do, what to eat, nothing left.
No, you can't be like this, you have to make a difference.
"Then let's get clean! I'm a diligent mop. ”
Lu You turned his head and looked at Tang Wan strangely.
I just finished eating, why do I always want to work? It's dishwashing and hygiene, and you're in a hurry to find something to do?
"Aunt Housekeeping only cleaned it yesterday."
Well, there's really nothing to do.
Tang Wan gave up looking for something to do, and leaned on Lu You's shoulder again. She understands that rich people will not have family trivial troubles, especially her boyfriend, who is not only rich, but also has complete life skills.
When he is his girlfriend, the biggest difficulty is to accept the fact that he is a waste. Now the problem has been solved.
Waste is waste, how many people want to be a waste and can't ask for it, I still don't know the blessing in the blessing.
"Brother, why are you looking for me as your girlfriend?"
A black "send" quietly rose above Lu You's head.
Suddenly, the alarm bell sounded in his heart, his mind was highly concentrated, and his brain CPU was overclocked to prevent him from missing any of the next words.
He is now as serious as writing a doctoral dissertation, after all, the slightest miswording is likely to be a storm.
"How can you ask that?"
However, in fact, Tang Wan didn't think about it that much, she asked purely out of curiosity.
"You see, when it comes to cooking, I think 99% of girls are inferior to you. Housework, you can ask for housekeeping. If you want to say that I am good-looking, your women's clothes are even better than mine, what's the use of finding a girlfriend? ”
Lu You breathed a sigh of relief, combined with Tang Wan's previous behavior of always looking for something to do, he could probably think that his girlfriend was embarrassed to eat white food and wanted to find something to show her existence.
It's good not to ask what I like about her.
"I'm looking for a girlfriend because I like it, why do I think about it so much."
"Then will you dislike me for being useless?"
"Hmmm......"
Lu You's gaze shifted downward, resting on Tang Wan's jade feet, which were natural and comparable to works of art. The crystal instep is snow-white and clear, as if it can be broken by blowing, and the broad bean-like toes are obediently put together together, petite and cute.
Gradually, an indescribable emotion surged in his heart.
"Actually, it's quite useful."
Tang Wan followed his burning gaze to his little feet, and then thought of his stroking before eating, and a few wisps of blush stained his cheeks.
"Is this what you like?"
As she spoke, she freed her feet from the slippers and presented them completely in front of Lu You's eyes, and then gently put them on the top of his feet, wrapped her hands around his neck, put her lips to his ears, and exhaled like an orchid.
"Brother~As long as you like, you can do it~"
As soon as these words came out, even if Lu You could usually press AK into a point, he didn't use it now, so he had to bend down slowly, pretending to be a thinker, frowning, and not saying a word.
But Tang Wan obviously didn't want to let him go. Usually the boyfriend has a face of Mount Tai collapsing in front of him and his color remains unchanged, even if the two kiss and hug, he will laugh twice at most, and now he has found his weakness, how can he stop without a few more exciting words?
"Brother~ Why don't you try it?"
nm!
Lu You couldn't stand it, quickly got up and turned his back to Tang Wan, and dropped the sentence "I'll go to the toilet", and the smoke disappeared, and soon after there was the sound of the shower "banging".
"Hahaha......"
The living room echoed with Tang Wan's crisp and pleasant laughter like a silver bell.
After a long time, her smile faded and she looked down at her little feet.
"So you like this~"
……
Ten minutes later.
Lu You pushed open the toilet door, looking calm. It seems that the embarrassing scene has never happened before.
He passed by the restaurant and found Tang Wan standing in front of the dishwasher in the kitchen, holding her hands on her chest and thinking with her head down. And the mess on the table on the other side has been cleaned up.
"What are you looking at? Studying dishwashers? ”
Tang Wan heard the voice, turned around, and said in surprise: "You're done so soon?" ”
Lu You's face turned dark, his fists were clenched, and there were a few words that boys don't like to hear.
"I really envy you boys, I usually have to take a shower for twenty or thirty minutes."
"Uh...... Are you talking about taking a bath? ”
"Wasn't you just taking a shower?"
Lu You took a deep breath, no matter if she was really talking about taking a bath or not, she could turn the page. Then he put on a gentle smile and said, "Yes, it's very simple for us boys to take a shower, apply shampoo and shower gel, and go through the water again." ”
"By the way, tell me, how is this thing used, is it expensive? If it's not expensive, I will ask my mother to buy one when I go home, so that she will ask me to wash the dishes every day when I have a holiday. ”
Lu You casually turned on the dishwasher and let it start working, and then recalled that this dishwasher was bought online by Lu Jianyan a few years ago, and he had a general impression.
"It's not expensive, it's not enough for a month's pocket money."
A month's pocket money, I am about more than 300, his family is rich, and it is more than 1,000 at the top, which doesn't seem expensive.
It's just that Tang Wan's imagination is not bold enough to underestimate the magnanimity of the Lu family.
"Less than a month's pocket money, it's not too expensive, you send a tb link and I'll take a look."
"I bought it at JD, you wait a minute, I'll check the order."
Two minutes later.
Tang Wan looked at the series of orders on Lu You's mobile phone, as well as the four digits starting with 6 in the lower right corner, and her eyebrows jumped wildly.
"This ...... Is that what you said about less than a month's pocket money? ”
"Yes, it's true that I don't have a month's pocket money, what's wrong? Is there a problem? ”
Only then did Tang Wan realize that she had touched a blind spot in knowledge. The life of a rich person may be far beyond her imagination.
"How much pocket money do you have a month?"
"I don't know how much I need, I can use it casually within 10,000, and I have to report it if I want more than 10,000. My mother said that the family had money, but she couldn't develop the habit of squandering, so she set this rule. ”
Tang Wan didn't know what to say, 10,000 yuan, she had seen it during the New Year, and she was usually very happy with one or two hundred.
"You've been born straight to the end, aren't you?"
"From an economic point of view, yes."
Lu You generously admitted. He has this background, there is no need to hide it, or say some Versailles words, it will only make people feel hypocritical and disgusting, and he will be cheap and obedient.
"Tut-tut."
Tang Wan pulled the shopping orders on her mobile phone, and she smacked her tongue again and again with all kinds of red and bright numbers.
"Brother Fu, don't you need to look at the day of the week when you eat k-keeping?"
"If you want to eat, you don't really look at the day of the week. However, there are many people who go on Thursdays. ”
"Why? Save money? ”
"Nope. Mainly my favorite chicken wing tips, which are only available on Thursdays. ”
Tang Wan returned the phone to Lu You, not daring to continue looking. The more she looked, the more she realized that there was a huge gap between people, and the blow was too great, so let's talk about it differently.
"Is there anything scheduled for the afternoon?"
"Nothing special. Two people watch a movie, then make a dessert together, that's pretty much it. ”
"Movies?"
Tang Wan's eyes lit up, she had a movie that she wanted to watch a long time ago, but for various reasons, she never saw it.
"Can you let me choose what movie to watch?"
"Of course, no problem, you say."
"Just see? The Conjuring 2? ”
Lu You raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "Do you still watch horror movies?" ”
"That's right. I was hooked on it in the third year of junior high school. At that time, I was under a lot of pressure to study, and I wanted to find a way to vent my emotions. Later, I found out that horror movies can be a good stress relieve, so I have been watching it until now. ”
Lu You now has a headache. As a science professor, he is a staunch atheist, and it stands to reason that he shouldn't be afraid to watch horror movies. But the truth is the opposite, he is afraid of a sudden jumpscare in the movie.
He wanted to refuse, not to watch a good comedy, but to watch a horror movie, something was somewhat wrong. But he was soon defeated by Tang Wan's pleading little eyes.
"Okay, horror movies are horror movies. I said it beforehand, I'm very afraid of this, don't scold me for making a fuss then. ”
"It's okay, my sister is here, my sister takes care of you!"