Chapter Eighty-Six: The Wood Opens the Door
The four of them sat back in their respective seats.
Li Yu looked at his nose and nose, and his nose looked at his heart, without saying a word.
Xu Nian took Tang Wan's hand and said, "Wanwan, listen to me explain, things are not what you think." ”
"Don't listen! Explanation is disguise, disguise is fact, truth is true! ”
Tang Wan's series of words choked her like a cannonball, leaving her speechless.
"Hey, isn't it just a relationship? You don't have to hide it, I'll talk to you openly, don't hide it, admit it boldly. ”
Xu Nian turned his head to look at Li Yu, thinking that he could help say a few words.
However, Li Yu turned a blind eye and continued to look down at the desktop, being an autistic teenager.
Xu Nian really convinced him, and under pressure, he still put it aside as a turtle with a shrunken head.
"What do you see? Is there gold on the table? Say a few words out loud! Let me explain to you a girl, do you have eggs, are you a man? ”
When it comes to this, Li Yu can't pretend that he didn't hear it, otherwise, he is afraid that he will be looked down upon by the three of them for the rest of his life.
"Ahem, the truth is, it's actually very simple, yes. I told a fact that Xu Nian couldn't accept, and she was so angry that she wanted to fight me. However, she overestimated her strength and was unilaterally beaten by me. After some fighting, there is the scene you see. ”
Li Yu briefly summarized what he thought was the truth, then lowered his head and changed back to his ostrich form.
He said everything that should be said, as for whether Lu You and Tang Wan believed it or not, he didn't know.
Xu Nian kept nodding in agreement.
"Yes, that's right, that's it. Besides, how can I look at him like a rich second generation who is covered in copper smell and has no one in his eyes? ”
it!?
Li Yu's eyes widened and he looked at Xu Nian in disbelief. Although he is a rich second generation, he thinks that he has a clean face and is kind, and he has several acquaintances in the class, and his grades are in the top five in the grade, and his height is almost 1.8 meters.
is low-key enough, in addition to spending more money on hobbies, he is not extravagant and wasteful. is such a good young man, but in Xu Nian's mouth, he seems to be worthless.
"Who said just now that the rich brother is here? I still want to do something exciting, you are so big, I don't know that I think you have your back to others! ”
Xu Nian was so angry that he turned red on the spot, and he began to say nothing.
"Am I as clear as you are? Have you touched it? ”
Li Yu was not to be outdone.
I let you forget it before, but I really can't bear it today, can I still lose to you in my verbal efforts?
"Ha, it's funny, you can see your navel when you look down when you are wearing clothes, and you still need to get started?"
"You know the! Stupid two-dimensional! Pests who only get female knowledge from the book.,I don't understand and I'm still talking nonsense here! ”
"Hey? Say as if you're not two-dimensional? But you can't just use your hobbies to attack people, right? You violent flat girl! ”
"Super wearable! Who do you say violently slate! ”
"Whoever promises me to say whom!"
"Dogbi!"
Xu Nian knocked Li Yu down again, and the two were in a mess.
Lu You and Tang Wan watched them fight and make trouble, and they were used to it. The two of them didn't quarrel for a day, there was only one possibility, they didn't meet.
Tang Wan looked down, she couldn't see her navel, only the peaks that were still slightly bulging under the cover of loose clothes.
She leaned on Lu You's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Lu You, do you like big or small?" ”
Lu You's gaze fell on her, and his gaze gradually deepened.
"Men, they all like to climb the peak, and I can't be exempt from vulgarity."
The little filthy girl Tang Wan naturally understood what he said, her pretty face turned red, she slapped him on the thigh in shame, and said coquettishly: "Stinky rascal, big lust!" I couldn't tell you that you were such a person before, why did you always talk with a little color when you are familiar? ”
Lu You raised his hand to wrap his arm around her shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's rare to have a girlfriend, and it's still a dirty little train, so when will it take to get color?" ”
"You're the little train!"
"Then you're an old driver, and it's dirtier."
"Bounce!"
"The bounce doesn't work!"
"I don't have it, your bounce doesn't work."
The fight between the young couples is crooked and childish, but they enjoy it.
……
The time came to three o'clock in the afternoon.
Lu You and Li Yu sat on the sofa on the first floor of the Lu family, playing with their mobile phones, and the former also had a beige gas canister on his lap, squinting his eyes.
When Lu You was shopping at Station B and enriching his menu, he received a VX message from Tang Wan.
Wan: Picture .jpg
Wan: You want a photo.
Wan: I'm going shopping first, don't miss me too much!
Looking at the message on the chat interface, Lu You's pretty figure appeared in front of Lu Wan's eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help rising.
Li Yu saw him laughing like a dog's head inexplicably, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of fun did you see, laughing so happily?" ”
Lu You threw him a meaningful look and said, "Don't worry, I'll send it to you now." ”
He replied to his girlfriend's message first, and then saved the photos she sent to the local and Baidu clouds respectively, and forwarded a copy to Li Yu.
"Okay, I'll send it to you, you can see for yourself, it's very fun."
Ding dong~
No one doesn't like to have fun, Li Yu clicked on the letter with anticipation, and after seeing the picture clearly, his expression instantly stiffened, like five thunderbolts.
In the picture, the smart and beautiful girl is kneeling between the boy's legs, her face is blushing, and her hands are firmly controlled by the boy. The boy was lying on a chair with a relaxed and smug smile on his face.
The scene looks like a rich boy pestering a girl from a good family, if it weren't for Li Yu himself being the party, he would think that this boy was committing a crime.
"Holy! Is this the perspective of the audience? ”
"You admit it, do you think about other people?"
Li Yu grabbed the bangs in front of his forehead and said frantically: "How is it possible?" What I like is two-dimensional, and I can't have thoughts about her. ”
"Don't use the second dimension as an excuse. This doesn't conflict with the fact that you like realistic girls. If you don't have an idea, will you not rule out having physical contact with Xu Nian at all? ”
"I ......"
Li Yu wanted to say it, I rejected it, but the words were blocked in my throat, and I was speechless.
Deep down, he didn't mind coming into contact with Xu Nian, on the contrary, he was still a little looking forward to and longing. Otherwise, he will have nothing to do to make people angry? He's not an old glutton.
However, being hard-mouthed and saving face is the nature of human beings, and it is not so easy to change.
"Anyway, I don't have any thoughts about her, a person who uses violence against me every day, I'm afraid I won't be beaten to death when I find it. And it's just her ......"
"Stop!"
Lu You interrupted Li Yu's next words loudly, and said in a slightly instructive tone: "Let's not discuss whether you are talking hard, but it's not good to say bad things about others behind your back?" What's more, this person may also be a girl you like. ”
Li Yu was silent, bowing his head to reflect on the words he was about to blurt out without a brain, which seemed to be justifying himself, but in fact belittling others.
If he is in his own house now, his parents will hear this, and he will inevitably be scolded.
Li Yu's concept of family education is different from Lu You, and his family is much stricter. The parents of the Li family clearly know how harmful it will be to have money but not teach their offspring well, after all, there are several losers in the circle.
Li Yu's mother once said to him: "I will give you the money to spend, but people, you have to be good for me." ”
Now, because of his unnecessary face, he almost slandered the people he cared about behind his back, and guilt came to his heart like a tide.
Lu You wanted to get up and pat Li Yu on the shoulder, but a cat on his thigh sealed his behavior and couldn't move.
Tsk, it's really time to take you to lose weight, I didn't take care of it for a semester, and I was as fat as a piglet.
After complaining in his heart about Xiao Feng, who couldn't observe words and feelings, he continued to say to Li Yu: "People often subconsciously hide their true hearts, it's nothing. But don't say anything that is offensive and hurtful.
Words that seem casual are often deeply hurtful. It's a good thing you just said it in front of me, and it won't reach my ears anywhere else. ”
"Ahh
Li Yu leaned back on the sofa, looked at the ceiling, and let out a long breath.
"I'm afraid of your jokes when I say it, I don't know why, I always want to talk to Xu Nian. But I'm stupid, and I don't have any experience communicating with girls, unlike you, who can attract girls' attention with a hook of your fingers......"
"Wait!"
Lu You heard something that didn't quite fit the facts, and retorted loudly: "What do you mean that I hook my fingers to attract the attention of girls?" Don't slander me! ”
"Is this important? Don't interrupt it. After sitting behind her for a semester, I found that her off was the easiest way to communicate with her. ”
"That's how you talk to her a lot?"
Li Yu nodded, indicating that what Lu You said was right.
Lu You didn't know what to say, this kind of move could still work after a semester, and it could only be said that Xu Nian was also a little unusual for Li Yu Bacheng.
"Liked by you...... It's really miserable, not only is there no benefit, but he is also angry and lives for a few years. ”
However, most of the likes when I was young were like this, using clumsy methods to attract the attention of girls. Just a word to her is enough to have fun all day.
"I don't really like ......"
Lu You heard that Li Yu still wanted to quibble, so he simply turned on his mobile phone to record and aimed at him.
"Come, if you have the ability, you swear to the camera and say that I promise I don't like Xu Nian."
"Just say it! Who's afraid of whom! ”
Li Yu was aroused, turned to face the camera, put on a serious expression, and said seriously: "I, Li Yu, swear to the sky, I promise not to ......"
The voice of the swear stopped abruptly, as if someone had pressed the pause button on the tape drive.
"What about the rest? Why don't you go on? ”
"I ......"
Li Yu felt a pair of big hands around his neck, and when he wanted to say "I don't like it", he pinched it hard to prevent him from saying it.
"Okay, think about it yourself, I don't have mind reading, I can't see what you really think."
Afterwards, Lu You continued to brush Station B, thinking about what to cook for Tang Wan tomorrow.
After a long time, Li Yu came back to his senses from his contemplation, and he knew what he should do.
"Lu You, I think, I may really have a different idea about her."
Lu You's eyes almost rolled to the sky.
You've been thinking about chatting with people every day, and you're just throwing away different ideas?
"And then? Is there any action you are going to take? ”
"Go with the flow. I want to know more about her before I make plans. ”
"Huh? Something is wrong! ”
Lu You looked Li Yu up and down, as if he had reacquainted himself.
"So you're such a person? Don't go on a frontal attack? ”
"It's not time yet, I don't think I'm getting enough of her right now, so let's take a while."
Li Yu can open his mind, Lu You is very pleased, he doesn't want his brother to sing when he grows up? Afterward? Shed tears.
"If you have any questions, you can come and ask me. Although I don't know how to chase girls, it's okay to tell you what you can't do. ”
"Okay, I'm sorry for you."