Chapter 208: Two words, take it
The clouds are dew, and the beads are turning.
Inadvertently, October came to its last day.
In the morning, Lu You went to the toilet, washed his hands, and returned to the classroom in a leisurely manner.
As a result, as soon as he walked out of the door and turned a corner, he bumped into an unknown classmate who was going upstairs.
"Shhhh
Lu You was knocked back two steps, and there was a tingling pain in his chest. And the classmate who took the initiative to create people, even more because of the reaction force, sat directly on the ground.
"I'm CNM! Don't you have long eyes when you walk! Can't see anyone in front of you? ”
Lu You frowned, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, it was obvious that he was the victim, but it turned out that he was the one who was scolded.
"People who are ugly read a lot, have bad breath and brush their teeth a lot, and go to the doctor when they are sick."
The two of them relieved themselves at the same time and saw the appearance of the other side clearly.
Lu You suddenly sneered, and said in a weird manner: "Isn't this the substitute head of the first and second classes of high school?" I haven't seen you in a while, have you? ”
Yu Tianyou's expression was gloomy, he stood up from the ground and said, "My grades have slipped, you're very happy, aren't you?" ”
Lu You smiled and said, "Really? Anyway, if you haven't been in the top 10 in your grade, your grades won't decline, and it won't affect me. ”
Yu Tianyou's fists were clenched tightly, and the muscles on his face were faintly visible, like a volcano on the verge of eruption.
But in the end, he just bent down to pick up the plastic bag that had fallen on the ground and turned to go upstairs without saying a word.
Looking at his disappearing back, a question mark appeared in Lu You's heart.
"Huh? Wasn't he in the first class, how did he get up there? ”
"Forget it. It's just an inconsequential person who doesn't need to care. ”
……
Back to the classroom.
Lu You saw Li Yu lying on the table, holding the phone in his right hand, his thumb sliding the screen from time to time, and a strange light emanating from his eyes.
"This b, I'm definitely looking at the astringent picture."
In order to verify his guess, Lu You walked back to his seat lightly, poked his head out silently, and asked, "Is there something good that you don't share with your brother, eat alone?" ”
"it!"
Li Yu was shocked by Lu You's sudden questioning, and the mobile phone fell off directly from his hand.
Fortunately, Lu You's eyes were quick and he quickly caught it, otherwise this Apple Cold Front Red Mate40 would have to be explained today.
Li Yu clutched his chest that was beating wildly and said, "Pinch the hemp drops, are you a ghost?" Walk silently! ”
Lu You returned the phone to him and said, "It has nothing to do with me, it's that you are too involved in watching it, say it, what are you watching." ”
"Don't be so loud!"
Li Yu looked around left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so he leaned into Lu You's ear and said, "I'm looking at the cos photos of the comic exhibition posted by netizens." ”
"Infield or outfield?"
"Yes, but most of them are outfielded."
Lu You's expression was solemn, and he said righteously: "As your good half-brother, it is necessary for me to remind you that the online world is virtual, and looking too many astringent pictures will cause the cow to not be able to stand up." ”
"Let's see together."
"Say it early!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, bowed their heads in unison, and fell on the table.
Li Yu put the phone between the two of them, and while swiping the screen, he said: "There is a cos bow in here, and I personally feel good." ”
Lu You nodded in agreement and said, "It's really good, my thighs are very full." ”
"Look at this again, Raiden Shogun's."
"Hey~ Hurry up, change quickly! Malegobi, how can those people of the Tiger heavy tank be photographed! ”
"Damn! That's a fitting description! And what about this flower marrying Nero? ”
"Hmm...... The clothes are exquisite, and it is estimated that they will cost a lot of money. ”
"That's not a human being, right?"
……
On the other side, the school commissary.
Tang Wan carried two bags of snacks in her hand, squeezed out of the crowd with difficulty, and took a big breath of fresh air.
"Ah~ How to buy a recess meal with so many people!"
Xu Nian, who was leaning against the door, stepped forward, took one of the bags in her hand, and said, "Because it will be Newsweek time, everyone will come out to buy food." ”
"That's right. Let's go, let's go back to the classroom. ”
Afterwards, the two did not linger and returned to the classroom the way they came.
"By the way, Nian Nian, I haven't asked you about Li Yu for a long time, how are you getting along?"
Xu Nian remembered the tepid relationship between the two, and said helplessly: "What else, just get along normally." Eat a meal every day, talk about inconsequential topics, and then go home together in the evening. ”
"That's it? You've been together for more than half a year, so you can't kiss each other, right? ”
"Why should I kiss Li Yu!"
Xu Nian's face was suddenly red and his ears were hot, and his voice unconsciously increased by several decibels.
"As I said, we don't fall in love before the college entrance examination, it's just a friendship. Can friends kiss each other? ”
"What about holding hands and hugging? No, no, right? ”
Xu Nian blushed, like a ripe prawn, squeaking and saying nothing.
When Tang Wan saw her like this, she didn't need her to say that she knew the answer.
"No, you're so in love? Is it a stream-of-consciousness focus? ”
"I said it, we didn't talk about it!"
"Hard mouth! It's okay to deceive your sisters, don't deceive yourself. ”
Xu Nian lowered his shoulders, like a deflated ball, and said in a depressed mood: "I don't want to be like this either, who doesn't want to be close to the person they like?" But I don't dare!
I set the rule of waiting until after the college entrance examination to confess, and I can't break it myself, right? And Li Yu is also a wood, so he asked me to go out and play Gundam instead of playing games.
He also held a shelf, pretending to be a decent man and a gentleman, and kept his distance from me. I once thought that it was because of the fox smell on his body that made him so disgusted. ”
……
At the same time, Li Yu, who was known as Wood, sneezed loudly without warning, and spit flew in an instant.
"I'm Geneva!"
Lu Youmeng retracted his arm, but people's reactions took time after all, and they were still affected a little.
"Can't be reminded of a sneeze? Flew on me! ”
Li Yu sniffed and said in a muffled voice: "I don't want to either, suddenly my nose is itchy, and it's too late to speak." ”
Lu You took out an alcohol wipe, wiped his arm, and said, "Forget it, you quickly wipe your phone clean, and watch a few more photos before Tang Wan and the others come back." ”
……
Back to the girls.
Tang Wan raised her hand and poked Xu Nian's head twice, and said with hatred: "You are really a pig brain!" Do you understand what force majeure factors are? If you're still a veteran two-thorn newt, can't you apply what you learned from the anime? ”
"Tell me more?"
"During the holidays, find a subway with a lot of traffic, pretend to be accidentally touched, and then drill into his arms, isn't this just hugging?
As for holding hands, how simple it is for you to find an excuse to drag him out of the house and ask him to hold your hand to prevent you from getting separated. ”
Xu Nian pondered for a long time, and said with a slight hesitation: "Isn't this good?" Feeling too proactive, shouldn't girls be reserved? ”
Tang Wan patted Xu Nian on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Sister, the times are different." You don't know Li Yu's conditions, his appearance, grades, personality, and family background are complete.
If you don't take the initiative again, some girls will take the initiative for you. When he was snatched away, it was too late to regret it.
Moreover, although you and Li Yu have an agreement, you can't rely on this to maintain your relationship. You have to sweeten him up and make him look forward to it.
Hold hands with him every once in a while, artificially create some accidents, and have an unexpected physical contact with him, so as to ensure that you eat Li Yu to death. ”
Tang Wan's words made Xu Nian's heart feel and said, "What you said makes sense. It just so happens that next week is Zoom Week, so I'm going to give it a try. ”
Seeing her change, Tang Wan was relieved and said, "Finally, my words were not in vain. ”
Poor carp, completely unaware that he was being toyed with.
……
The two walked into the classroom, and at a glance, they saw Lu You and Li Yu whispering intimately next to each other.
Lu You: "You say, how does a girl wear this kind of jumpsuit to go to the toilet?" ”
Li Yu: "I don't know, I haven't worn it." It is estimated that it will be taken off completely. ”
Lu You: "I guess there is an invisible zipper, which is convenient and fast." ”
Li Yu: "Tender and exciting!?" ”
Xu Nian touched Tang Wan with his elbow and asked, "Wanwan, what do you say they are doing?" ”
"I don't know, I'll take a look."
Tang Wan quietly walked behind Lu You, tapped her fingers on his shoulder twice, and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
Before he finished speaking, Lu You immediately sat up straight, slowly turned his head, kept a bright smile on his face, and said without blushing and heartbeat: "Isn't the provincial competition result coming out?" We are looking at the results and lists of the Olympiad Winter Camp in previous years to make mental preparations. ”
Tang Wan narrowed her eyes, obviously not believing what he said.
"Can't this thing be put on the table? Is it necessary to shrink under the table and peek? ”
"It's not a peek, but Li Yu and I are used to playing with mobile phones like this."
"Really? You can't look at astringent pictures at school, do you? ”
"Am I like that?"
Tang Wan nodded matter-of-fact and said, "It's not like, you are." ”
"Damn! Li Yu, take out your phone and show it to the two of you! ”
Li Yu quietly crossed out the button of the mobile phone, called up the page that had been prepared, and put the mobile phone on the desktop openly, and said: "Check with you, Lu You and I are not afraid of boiling water!" ”
Lu You immediately gave him a kick and said, "Stupid thing, that's not afraid of shadows!" ”
The two girls just glanced at their phones, then didn't dig deeper, and didn't pick them up to check. Not to mention whether the two boys lied or not, if they were really looking at the astringent picture, how embarrassing it would be to be discovered. Four people are guaranteed to be able to pick out a Mount Everest.
"Alright."
Xu Nian waved his hand at Li Yu and said, "Class is coming soon, you put away your mobile phone quickly, so as not to be seen by the teacher." ”
Li Yu, who successfully escaped, secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and reached out to put the phone back in the drawer.
In the future, you still can't look at the astringent diagram in the classroom, the risk factor is too high.
Tang Wan opened the bag, took out a packet of potato chips and a bottle of Haizhiyan lemon water to Lu You, and said, "This is the snack and drink you want." ”
"Thank you, thank you for helping me bring it back."
"You're welcome, remember to invite me to eat chicken thighs at lunch."
Lu You tore open the bulging package, and a fresh breath came to his face, which made him intoxicated on the spot.
"It has to be cucumber-flavored potato chips that win my heart."
Update, I still owe you a chapter, I remember
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