Chapter 263: The main word vulgar
A few days later, it was still a sunny morning.
Lu You got up early as usual, brushed his teeth and washed his face, stuffed his clothes into the washing machine to wash, and came to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the little couple.
The difference is that Tang Wan didn't lie in bed today, but struggled to wake up with Lu You, tidy herself up, and help him do some scattered little things, such as washing rice, cooking porridge and the like.
Tick β
Tang Wan pressed the start button of the smart rice cooker to make sure it was functioning normally, and then walked into the kitchen with brisk steps, her supple ponytail swaying left and right in the air.
"Is there anything else you want me to do?"
Tang Wan came to Lu You's side, and at this time, he was using the chopsticks in his hand to turn over the two sizzling pomfret in the pan one by one.
The golden luster of the fish and the salty smell of the fish make it even more appealing.
"Not yet."
Lu You stopped Tang Wan from taking a half step back to prevent the hot oil from splashing on the two of them.
"Why don't you have that, the one the other morning."
"Which one is that?"
"Just you hold me and ask me to help you do this and that, it feels quite fun."
Tang Wan pursed her lips and said with disgust: "Bad guy, you are just greedy for my body." β
Having said that, Tang Wan obediently put her soft body behind Lu You's back, and wrapped her hands around his waist.
A full and solid touch came from behind him, and Lu You instantly felt that life was satisfied, and people lived, isn't it just this mouthful of milk?
"No way, my girlfriend has a big D posture, who doesn't love it?"
Tang Wan smashed Lu You's back with her forehead and said, "Trouble, I don't want others to love me, it's enough to have you." β
Lu You smiled without saying a word, one hand stroked the back of Tang Wan's hand, rubbing it gently, and the smooth and soft touch made people want to stop.
"That's right!"
Tang Wan suddenly raised her head and said, "I remembered something, and I don't know if I should tell you or not." β
"Is there something unspeakable?"
"A little bit."
Lu You adjusted the heat of the small gas stove, estimating that it would take about five minutes to fry these two fish, which was enough for him to chat with Tang Wan.
So he untied his hands around his waist, turned his head to face Tang Wan, and said softly: "Say, what's the matter." β
Tang Wan made a small face and said seriously: "I suspect that I have derailed mentally." β
"Huh? How do you say that? β
"For the last few days, I've been having the same dream over and over again. In my dream, there was a pig that was gnawing hard at my mouth. The most outrageous thing is that not only did I not resist, but I also felt very enjoyable, and responded to it warmly, and my underwear was a little wet when I got up in the morning, do you think I was cheating? β
Lu You: (*I'*)
A few black lines appeared out of thin air on Lu You's forehead, and he didn't know whether to tell the truth to Tang Wan for a while.
"When the pig kissed you, wasn't that like that?"
As he spoke, Lu You pinched Tang Wan's chin, lowered his head and kissed her lips, the attack was as dense and intense as raindrops.
"Hmm~"
The kiss came too suddenly, Tang Wan was a little caught off guard, so she had to close her eyes, her slender fingers tightly gripping Lu You's clothes, and let him conquer the city.
For a long time, the lips parted.
Tang Wan fell into Lu You's arms with a red face, her red lips opened slightly, and she gasped gently.
"You're doing a sneak attack! Don't talk about martial arts! β
Tang Wan clenched her pink fist and pounded it weakly on Lu You's chest.
Lu You grabbed Tang Wan's waist with his left hand, brushed her egg-like face with his right hand, laughed evilly, and said: "This thing, what is particular about it is a surprise, otherwise it will be exciting enough." β
"But you can't kiss me while I'm sleeping! Wouldn't it smell bad if you didn't brush your teeth in the morning? β
"Hmmm......"
Lu You took a serious look back and said, "It's okay, it's sweet, it's neither bitter nor smelly." β
"You still say it! I don't care about you anymore! Make your own breakfast! β
Tang Wan pushed Lu You away in shame and ran out of the kitchen without looking back. Looking at her back as she fled into the wilderness, Lu You felt a little funny.
"We've been together for more than a year, and you're still shy?"
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Twenty minutes later.
Lu You took out a plate of steamed dumplings and shouted towards the living room: "Tang Wan! Come over for breakfast! β
Not long after, Tang Wan, who was still unhappy, came to the restaurant, and her pouting mouth could hang a small oil bottle.
"Lu You, I announce a rule."
Lu You filled two bowls of porridge and placed them in front of his and Tang Wan's seats.
"What rules, you say."
Tang Wan sat down on the dining chair and said, "In the future, you are not allowed to make small movements while I am sleeping." β
"Okay, don't do it."
Lu You agreed very simply on the surface, but what he thought in his heart was: Anyway, you are asleep, you don't know what I do, and if you don't know, you don't do it.
Tang Wan didn't have the ability to read minds, so even if she had doubts, she couldn't see Lu You's true thoughts.
"I promised quite simply!"
Lu You picked up the porcelain bowl and took a small sip of pale yellow millet porridge. The rice is soft and has a subtle sweetness, so it is perfect for breakfast.
"I'm going to go to the training camp later, what are your plans? Stay at home and watch TV series? β
Tang Wan smashed the egg in her hand on the dining table with a "pop", and rolled it back and forth a few times, completely crushing the egg shell.
"Yesterday, Sister Miao Miao called me and asked me to accompany her to the mall to buy clothes, and I agreed."
"Buying clothes?"
Lu You's eyes lit up and asked, "Is my black silk with English falling?" β
"!"
Tang Wan shook Lu You's eyes, and said angrily: "Have you ever seen anyone who would go to the mall to buy erotic clothes?" If you want to buy it, you can buy it online. β
"That's right."
Lu You was a little disappointed, but he returned to normal in an instant, and said: "It's good to buy clothes, summer is coming, you should change your clothes." β
The eggs covered in red fruit were thrown into the soy sauce dish by Tang Wan, and after rolling several times in a row, the white and tender egg whites were dyed with the color of soy sauce.
"What style of clothes do you like, I'll buy them and wear them for you."
Lu You took out the most tender piece of meat on the fish head, put it in Tang Wan's bowl, and said, "You know, I'm a person who doesn't have any elegant hobbies, and the main thing is just two words, vulgar." Go outside, wear as much as you want, and at home, wear as much as you want. As for the style, how to rub the edges and how to come. β
"Steamed shrimp head! I regret having you as my boyfriend. β
"It's useless to regret it! After living in my house and eating my rice, do you think you can still run? Accept your fate! β
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Half past seven in the morning.
Lu You hugged Tang Wan and nibbled on it a few more times, and after being satisfied, under her resentful and reluctant gaze, she left her warm little home and went to Capital University alone to participate in the second round of training.
On the way, I bumped into Zhang Zhichuang, who was still yawning.
"Yo, Brother Hemorrhoids! So tired, what time did you go to bed last night? β
Zhang Zhichuang turned his head and just saw Lu You's slightly teasing smile.
"I didn't fight, I just couldn't sleep."
"Oh? Is it? β
Lu You stepped forward and put his hand on Zhang Zhichuang's shoulders and continued to tease: "Then why can't you sleep?" β
Zhang Zhichuang looked away as if he was a thief, his eyes were full of panic.
"If you can't sleep, you can't sleep, how can there be so many whys!"
Lu You:
Zhang Zhichuang really couldn't stand Lu You's good looks, shook off his arm vigorously, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at!" What's so funny! β
Lu You's smile did not decrease but increased, and he said without restraint: "I think of happy things." β
"What's the joy of what?"
"My girlfriend told me last night that she wanted to live with me for the rest of her life."
"You TM!"
Zhang Zhichuang suddenly burst into anger, and the anger bar quickly filled up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even a light smoke could be vaguely seen coming out of the top of his head.
"Dog couple! Come to a sticky end! β
Zhang Zhichuang raised his foot and kicked it without sparing any effort.
Lu You dodged gracefully, evaded the knight's kick elegantly, and said: "Don't worry, it's useless to be anxious, can you find a girlfriend if you're in a hurry?" β
Zhang Zhichuang clenched his fists and took a deep breath, forcibly calmed himself down, and replied: "What's the use of a girlfriend?" Can it be eaten as a meal? It will only mess with my desire to seek the truth. β
"It's true that you can't eat it as a meal, but you can make the meal more fragrant psychologically, and make the meal more meaningful from the behavior."
"It's useless to talk too much!"
Zhang Zhichuang waved his hand and said with a resolute face: "Women mean nothing to me, I am dedicated to studying and dedicating myself to the country, don't use this kind of rhetoric to confuse me again!" I, Zhang, am not in love with love! β
As soon as the words fell, a neon clip voice interjected very abruptly.
"Oh hi yo~"
Lu You stared at Zhang Zhichuang silently, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.
"Ahem, don't get me wrong."
Zhang Zhichuang coughed lightly twice, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said: "I have been more interested in neon recently, so I found a neon netizen and asked her to teach me to learn neon language, we have a very pure relationship." β
"Huh."
Lu You sneered and said mockingly: "You might as well say that you are Qin Shi Huang, and you will raise troops tomorrow to unify the earth, and ask me to give you a million, maybe I can still believe it." β
"I still have some things, I won't talk to you yet, see you in the classroom!"
After speaking, without giving Lu You a chance to speak, Zhang Zhichuang smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran away quickly.
"This b, it's really fast enough!"
β¦β¦
Zhang Zhichuang ran behind a big tree, turned around and Lu You didn't chase after him, before he stopped, holding on to the trunk of the tree and panting heavily.
βmmpοΌ How can you message me at this time! My face is swollen! β
After calming down and breathing, Zhang Zhichuang fumbled out his mobile phone from his pocket and clicked on the VX letter.
Full moon day: Just woke up.
Full Moon Days: What about people?
Full Moon Day: Chat with me and your own person is missing?
Full Moon Day: Playing high cold, right?
Full Moon Day:?
β¦β¦
Full Moon Day:?
Zhang Zhichuang slid the screen with his thumb little by little, looking at the bunch of screen-swiping messages sent by Qin Xiyue, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.
Aim to create: don't worry.
Aiming to create: I don't have a lot of traffic, don't swipe the screen
After the message was sent, a few seconds later, a series of repetitive and unclear pictures of cats and cats popped up wildly, and Zhang Zhichuang seemed to be able to see his traffic passing rapidly.
βHoly shitοΌβ
Zhang Zhichuang hurriedly turned off the mobile network of his mobile phone, which allowed the beating screen to stop.
"Sure enough, women are monsters and can't be touched!"
(End of chapter)