Lu You took out the cards, removed the big and small kings inside, simply cut and washed them, and placed them on the edge of the table.

"I add that the king's orders must be reasonable and can be fulfilled within a short time, and cannot be coerced. If the other party does not accept it, it is entirely possible to choose to refuse, and the king's rights will be invalidated. ”

Li Yu raised his hand again and asked, "What is reasonable and what is unreasonable, can you give an example?" ”

"For example, if the king orders me to shake hands with you, I don't have any psychological burden, and it's obviously a reasonable thing to do. Ordering me to hug you, although I don't feel comfortable in my heart, can barely accept it, and it can be considered a reasonable thing. But what if I were to be commanded to kiss you? ”

Li Yu immediately showed a disgusted expression and resisted: "No! I'm not going to do it if I die! ”

"Yes! I don't want to. Something like this that is unacceptable to both parties is called unreasonable,"

"Alright, I see!"

Li Yu rubbed his hands excitedly, and couldn't wait to say, "Hurry up and start, I can't wait!" Let me show you, what is the Emperor of Europe! ”

"Hah!"

Xu Nian seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, and sneered: "Just you? The Emperor? Does a person with four crooked weapons pools also deserve this title? ”

"What do you care about me? Anyway, I'm full of life, and you have the ability to do it! ”

"What's the use? It's just a non-chief who can only kryptonite. ”

"It's better than you, neither!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Lu You hurriedly opened his mouth to play a round.

"Stop arguing, the game starts now! Who draws the first card first? ”

"I'll take it first!"

Li Yu put his hand on the card pile, and shouted abnormally in the middle two: "My turn, draw cards!" ”

Li Yu saw the row clearly and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, a perfect start."

Li Yu slapped the cards on the table and slowly withdrew his hand.

"Look, cube 8!"

"Tsk! What shit luck? It was my turn. ”

Xu Nian followed up and drew his first card, didn't even look at it, and slapped the table directly.

Li Yu stretched his neck to look at it, and immediately laughed twice.

"Haha! Club A, the smallest one! You're done! ”

"Humph!"

Xu Nian had a dark face and said stiffly: "This is only the first round, and it is not certain who will lose and who will win!" Wanwan, touch the cards. ”

Tang Wan looked at the half-eaten meat skewers in her hands and silently touched Lu You's knee.

"Husband, you can help me touch it."

"Where?"

"Touch the cards! Otherwise, where else do you want to touch? ”

"Oh."

Lu You immediately took out two cards, the king of spades on the top was handed to Tang Wan, and the red heart Q on the bottom was kept for himself.

"Yo! Looks like I've won this game! ”

Li Yu proudly took away his second card, glanced at the card covertly, and suddenly showed an expression of victory.

"Steady! I don't believe any of you can touch 21 o'clock! ”

"That is, your second card is a queen?" Lu You asked tentatively.

Li Yu's smile remained unchanged, and he said ambiguously: "Who knows? Maybe I'm 21. ”

"Don't be arrogant! The game isn't over yet! ”

Not to be outdone, Xu Nian took a card from the top of the pile of cards, sandwiched it in the palm of his hand and prayed secretly.

[Give me a chance to turn the tables, I'm willing to exchange my ten hairs! ] 】

Xu Nian squeezed out a corner of the card little by little and carefully inspected it.

"Damn! What the hell luck? ”

"Looks like your cards aren't good!" Li Yu teased.

"You have to take care of it!" Xu Nian glared at Li Yu viciously.

"It's me again so soon?"

Tang Wan bit off the only remaining piece of meat on the bamboo skewer and took away a card with the unoiled ring finger and little finger of her right hand.

After seeing the cards clearly, Tang Wan raised her eyebrows and quietly covered the cards on the table.

Lu You touched the card for the last time, he stared at the number 3 in the upper left for a while, and asked lightly: "Has anyone reached 21 points, or is it to enter the third round of card drawing?" ”

"Stop struggling, it's useless."

Li Yu looked down at everyone and said conceitedly: "I'm not afraid to tell you, my second card is club Q, a total of 20 points, I don't believe that there is just someone more than me." ”

"Really!"

Tang Wan flipped over her fold, pushed it to a position where all four of them could see it, and said, "I'm the King of Spades and the 8 of Spades, just 21 points." ”

Li Yu's smile froze instantly, with a look of disbelief.

Tang Wan turned her head to look at Lu You and asked, "So, is the first game over?" ”

Lu You nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, now that you are the king, you can give us orders." ”

"Let me think about it."

Tang Wan's eyes rolled, and she quickly had an idea.

"Husband, you kiss me, you want to be mouth-to-mouth."

“No problem！”

In front of Li Yu and Xu Nian, Lu You leaned down and kissed Tang Wan's skewer-flavored lips firmly.

"Can you be satisfied?"

Tang Wan gave a thumbs up and praised without hesitation: "Very good!" ”

"Enough of you!"

Li Yu clenched his fists and gritted his teeth in condemnation: "Can you dog couples be disgusting when they make out on different occasions and play a game?" ”

Lu You smiled unabated, and said as a matter of course: "Isn't this kind of game just how disgusting it is?" You don't think it's really like the second dimension, which makes you satisfy your inner desires, right? ”

"I remember what you said! Wait for me to win, I won't have your good juice to eat! ”

Li Yu ignited his fighting spirit, put all the cards into the pile, quickly cut and shuffle a few times, and then put them back in their original places.

"Hurry up and start the second game!"

……

In the next three games, Tang Wan all gathered 21 points in the second round, and became the king without suspense, so that everyone could see what the emperor of Europe was.

Tang Wan's instructions were also very simple, she didn't engage in other sassy operations at all, and let Lu You kiss herself from beginning to end.

"I can't stand it!"

Li Yu slapped A out without any rank, and said frantically: "Why can Tang Wan win four times in a row, and it happens to be 21 points?" Did you collude to install the cards together? ”

"Thinking too much, and having the energy to pretend to be a card, I might as well eat two more black tiger prawns."

As she spoke, Tang Wan peeled off the shell of the grilled shrimp, glued some sauce, and sent it to Lu You's mouth, saying, "Come, husband, open your mouth." ”

"Ahh

Seeing this scene, Li Yu's temperature bar soared sharply.

Playing a game of kings, not only is your competitive spirit frustrated, but you also have to be ridden by the winner and sprinkled with dog food, which is a hellish experience.

Fortunately, Xu Nian is not a fool and knows the importance of temperature control.

She learned from Tang Wan and peeled a grilled shrimp for Li Yu, and gently encouraged: "Don't be discouraged, after eating this shrimp, we haven't happened in the current four rounds, so start all over again." ”

Xu Nian's words were like a shot in the arm that pierced Li Yu's heart, making him instantly erect and regain his strength.

"That's right! Luck can't favor just one person! ”

Li Yu took a bite of the grilled shrimp in his mouth, and said with high morale: "One more!" This time, bet everything on me and be sure to win you! ”

"Oh?"

Tang Wan narrowed her eyes and said in a fluttering tone: "So, have you been used as a bet every year?" ”

"No!"

Li Yu's eyes were burning, and he said word by word: "Xu Nian is an independent individual, only belonging to herself, not an accessory of anyone. ”

"Yo he!"

Lu You looked up and down in surprise as if he didn't know Li Yu.

"I've known you for more than ten years, and it's the first time I've heard you speak!"

"Less nonsense! Duel！ ”

……

As Li Yu said, the goddess of luck did not favor Tang Wan again in this game, and in the first two rounds of card drawing, she drew a heart J and a diamond K, and announced her exit in advance.

Lu You looked around at everyone and routinely asked, "Has anyone reached 21 o'clock?" ”

All three shook their heads.

Lu You asked again: "Who wants to draw cards in the third round?" ”

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and no one answered for a while.

Li Yu folded his hands and fell into deep thought.

[I have a 7 of spades and an 8 of spades, a total of 15 points, and the winning side is very small. And draw another one, the probability of exceeding 21 is 7/13, which is almost 1/2. 】

[No, that's not how it is counted!] 】

Li Yu's gaze quickly moved on the four cards that everyone had revealed, setting off a burst of brainstorming.

[The cards that are now open, except for Tang Wan, are all less than 6. In other words, if I draw another card, I will actually have a greater chance of exceeding 21 points! 】

Seeing that everyone was silent, Lu You said: "Since no one drew cards in the third round, then we ......."

"Wait a minute!"

Li Yu straightened his waist and said with a serious face: "I want to smoke!" ”

There is a saying that "love to fight to win" and "fight, bicycle into motorcycle", has been looking ahead, destined to become a big thing.

"Okay, you smoke it."

"Wait a minute, my Action Skill has cast point swing."

All:???

Li Yu lowered his eyes, took a slow breath, and read: "Everything is inevitable for the strongest duelist, even the gacha itself is created by the duelist. ”

Xu Nian and Lu You reacted almost at the same time, and complained: "Damn! You'm printing cards, right? ”

Tang Wan was confused when she heard this, and said confusedly: "What are you talking about?" ”

After the momentum was brewed, Li Yu opened his eyes suddenly, slapped his right hand on the top of the card, took out his mobile phone with his left hand, turned on the flashlight and shone directly on the back of his right hand, and shouted the slogan of Zhong Er with great momentum.

"All light, power! Rest on my right hand and light the path of hope! Shining draw！ ”

Li Yu didn't even look at it, and directly threw the card on the table.

6 of spades

Li Yu was stunned for a moment, then jumped up on the spot, and shouted excitedly: "Yes! I won! Yu-Gi-Oh didn't lie! Sure enough, as long as you believe in your deck wholeheartedly, your deck will naturally respond! ”

Xu Nian flipped over the only card that Li Yu had covered, and the pattern of the 8 of spades was displayed on it.

6 plus 7 plus 8, which is exactly 21 points.

"It really made you win."

"I'll just say I'm the Emperor of Europe, you still don't believe it, have you seen it this time?"

Li Yu moved his gaze to Lu You and said in a victorious manner: "Brother, it's my turn to disgust you!" I order you to enter Tang Wan's fingerprint information into your mobile phone and show her your browser records. ”

【md！ Let you show affection in front of me, and see that I don't kill you! 】

However, contrary to his wishes, Lu You not only did not panic at all, but was extremely calm.

"Are you sure you want to waste a hard-earned victory and let me do this?"

"Yes, that's right, hurry!"

"Okay. Is it okay to change fingerprint for face recognition? She's eating barbecue and has oil on her hands. ”

Lu You agreed too simply, Li Yu always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.

"Yes."

Lu You picked up the phone and put it in front of Tang Wan.

Click

Unlock the home page of your phone.

"Wait!"

Li Yu raised his hand to interrupt Lu You's next move, and asked incredulously, "Has your mobile phone recorded Tang Wan's face information?" ”

"Yes! I saved it last year, what's the problem? ”

"Aren't you afraid that she will check your chat information?"

Lu You took out a tissue to wipe off the oil stains on Tang Wan's face, and replied: "I'm not afraid of shadows, I don't have anything in my phone that my concubine can't see, she can check it if she wants." ”

[Although I haven't checked it.] 】

Tang Wan nibbled on the crispy skin of the chicken thighs and thought secretly.

Some girls will be suspicious and raid their boyfriend's vx, QQ and other social software to confirm whether the other party is loyal to them.

But Tang Wan basically doesn't do this, first, she has enough confidence in her own conditions.

The second is that Tang Wan asked Lu You and asked him to use one sentence to show that he would not have an affair, and he replied like this: You don't think women are more interesting than mathematics, right? No kidding!

So Tang Wan completely relieved her heart and gave Lu You two kicks.

"What about browsers?"

Li Yu asked eagerly: "Tang Wan, have you seen his browsing records?" ”

Tang Wan swallowed the chicken thigh meat in her mouth and said, "I've seen it, it's all some foreign essay websites, it's not interesting." ”

[What can it mean, his resources are all recommended to him by me, looking at his browsing history, it is better to look at my own. 】

"Damn, my mentality has collapsed!"

Li Yu scratched his hair and sat back in place, and asked, "Brother, is it too late for me to change the order now?" ”

"What do you say?"

Lu You sorted out the playing cards and said, "I reminded you, don't waste this opportunity, you refused it yourself." And want to order me, speak with victory. ”

"Come on, then!"

……

The well-known champion of League of Legends, Xu Xiu, has such a sentence in his Bible: Failure always runs throughout, this is life.

Krypton does not change his life, Xuan does not change his wrongs, Li Yu did not grasp the only opportunity in this life.

In the next three hours, even Su Huaiyu, who joined halfway, became three kings.

And Li Yu either exploded 21 points, or the sum of the three draws did not exceed 10 points, and he repeatedly jumped sideways at the two extremes.

There was even a handful, Li Yu got together the square J and the square 10, thinking that he was going to win, Xu Nian silently opened his hole cards, plum blossom J plus club 10, just a little bigger than Li Yu, directly scattered his heart.

Lu You smiled and played three cards, namely 10 of diamonds, 10 of clubs, and the ace of spades.

"No more, no less, 21 o'clock, is there anyone the same size?"

“md！ You're just playing the game, and I'm just being played, isn't that interesting? If you don't play, you might as well go back to your room and fight Genshin Impact! ”

Li Yu angrily threw the cards on the table and was about to get up and leave.

"Don't worry."

Lu You stopped Li Yu and said, "It's okay to fight Genshin Impact, I will be the king in this game, and it's not too late to complete my instructions and leave." ”

Li Yu sighed, and said with a dead face: "Just catch me, I don't even lose my underwear, and you want to target me, are you human?" ”

Lu You shrugged his shoulders and said, "No way, Tang Wan is my girlfriend, Xu Nian is her best friend, Brother Su has worked hard all day to be our father and mother, and I can't do anything." ”

"I'm still your brother! Brother for more than ten years! Li Yu roared.

"Isn't that what my brother is for?"

Li Yu lost his breath in an instant, and lowered his head decadently.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do."

"Don't worry."

Lu You patted Li Yu's shoulder and reassured: "I'm not as devilish as Xu Nian, I won't let you sing, dance, or do push-ups." ”

"Really?"

"It's true."

Li Yu's smile returned to his face, and he said movingly: "Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me, and there are only brothers in the world!" ”

"Back to business."

Lu You straightened his waist and said solemnly: "Li Yu, I order you as the king to answer me a question." ”

Li Yu also sat upright and replied solemnly: "King, please speak." ”

"If one day, you see Xu Nian fall into the water, and you just open a king qualifying match, or the last one in the promotion match.

At this point, you are assigned to the jungler's position. Excuse me, are you playing Han Xin, who you are good at, or Li Bai, who is handsome and free? ”

"Sure Han Xin!"

Li Yu replied without hesitation: "Li Bai's damage is ridiculously low, besides, I can't play, who is the hero of the training competition?" ”

"Makes sense."

Lu You showed a meaningful smile and continued: "However, I still think that it is better to fish Xu Nian out of the water first, and then open the black with her. ”

Li Yu's body was shocked, feeling the gradually majestic killing intent around him, and he raised his right hand tremblingly, pointing at Lu You.

“mmp！ You're pit me! ”

"Get here first today, Tang Wan and I will go back to the room, see you tomorrow morning."

Lu You picked up Tang Wan and walked into the villa without looking back.

……

Small villa in the courtyard.

A petite girl, holding a branch she picked up from nowhere, ran after the tall and thin boy in front of her.

"Play the king, right! Qualifiers, yes! Jungler choose Han Shin, right! Don't run! Have the ability to say, but don't have the ability to be beaten? ”

"I said it, if I really see you fall into the water, I will definitely save you first! It was Lu You's dog thing that misled me! ”

"I don't care if he's misleading, you're supposed to fight anyway!"

"Vixen! You are unreasonable! ”

"Good! You're going to call me a shrew before we're together! Won't you have to add fists and kicks in the future? It seems that it is not possible to fight anymore! ”

"Gan! If you have the ability, you can let me hold a weapon too! ”

Su Huaiyu sat at the dining table, looked at Li Yu and Xu Nian with soft eyes, and said with emotion: "Young people are energetic!" (End of chapter)