Ten o'clock in the evening.

Lu You dried his hair and came to the bedside, looked down at Tang Wan, who was lying on her side in the middle of the bed and looking at her mobile phone, smiling like a fool, and slapped her rear car light twice.

"Get out of the way, give me a seat."

Tang Wan didn't look back, moved to the other side without saying a word, and continued to immerse herself in her own world.

Lu You didn't pay attention to her, everyone had to have their own private space, not that if they lived under the same roof, they had to stick together all the time.

Lu You turned off the air-conditioning blanket, sat on his bed, covered his lower body with the blanket, and took the tablet for bedtime study.

Studying has become a habit that Lu You has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and if he doesn't study for a day, he will feel uncomfortable.

In the spacious room, there is only the "hum" sound of the air conditioner running, and occasionally, there is Tang Wan's stupid laughter.

Half an hour passed.

Lu You was still engrossed in reading the math papers, but Tang Wan next to him couldn't lie down.

I am a beautiful woman with a beautiful appearance, a bewitching posture, a gentleman picking, and an eighteen-year-old woman lying next to you, even if you don't get up and down, you don't even give a look.

Is it because of my Tang Wan's charm that has declined, or is your Lu You's bull bull weak?

"Damn it, I have to take the initiative!"

Tang Wan muttered a few words in a low voice, rolled over to Lu You's side, and sent her warm and soft delicate body into his arms.

"Husband, what are you doing!"

Xiangyu is in his arms, Lu You is not a decent gentleman, and he doesn't have to pretend to be serious to Tang Wan, and boldly pokes a salty pig's hand into the quilt.

"Huh~"

"I'm reading a paper, do you want to be together?" Lu You's craftsmanship didn't stop, and he asked without changing his face.

Tang Wan pursed her lips, and her cheeks flushed strangely.

"Speak as if I can read it."

"I can translate it for you."

Tang Wan moved her body restlessly, and said in an urn voice: "This is not a gap in language, but a gap in IQ and knowledge. ”

This is the case with mathematics, where each character is split separately and everyone can understand it, but once it is composed of arithmetic formulas and mathematical descriptions, there are very few who can still understand it.

Lu You didn't have the heart to learn anymore, so he casually put the tablet aside and asked, "Say, what do you want me to do with you?" ”

"I want to ......"

Without waiting for Tang Wan to finish speaking, Lu You's index finger pressed on her lips and added, "Declare in advance, rest tonight to replenish the ammunition depot, and intense exercise is strictly prohibited." ”

"Tsk! It's boring! ”

Tang Wan pursed her lips, turned over again, rolled a distance with the quilt, and used the back of her head to Lu You.

"I'm sleeping! You replenish your ammo and go! ”

Lu You smiled dumbly, and was about to get up to comfort Tang Wan.

Just then, a VX letter bell rang.

"Who messaged me at night?"

With doubts, Lu You turned around and picked up the tablet again, and clicked on VX.

Tang Wan was talking about sleeping, but in fact, she was pricking up her ears and eavesdropping on Lu You's movements.

Fierce zero: Brother Lu, have you slept?

Lu You glanced at Tang Wan's slightly trembling ears, then took out a tissue from the bedside, wiped his slightly moist fingertips, and then replied to Meng Yi.

LT: Tang Wan just finished taking a shower, are you okay?

Fierce zero:?

Fierce Zero: Are you a person?

Fierce Zero: Stab me in the body, right?

LT: If you have something to say, you can fart quickly.

LT: Tang Wan is still waiting for me to hold her to sleep!

More than a minute passed.

Meng Yi sent a voice with a duration of 60s.

Lu You's expressionless long press was deleted, he didn't have to listen to it to imagine that Meng Yi continued to output a minute's picture to his mobile phone.

LT: Don't say forget it, sleep, 88

Seek zero: Are you free tomorrow afternoon?

Seek zero with a fierce one: come out and get together.

LT: Just the two of us?

Fierce to zero: called Lao Liang.

Fierce one asks for zero: He said that he wanted to accompany his girlfriend and had no time.

Seek zero: MD! Something that is not righteous!

Lu You originally wanted to say that he wanted to accompany Tang Wan and didn't have time to go out, but seeing that Meng Yi had been hurt by Yuan Wenliang once, he had no choice but to change his words.

LT: Time, place.

Fierce zero: It has to be Brother Lu!

Fierce zero: You know that you have me in your heart.

LT：……

LT: I suddenly had something.

Seeking zero: not allowed!!

After some tugging, the two finalized that at three o'clock in the afternoon, the closest family to Chunhua would meet.

Fierce and zero: Brother Lu, see you tomorrow!

LT: See you tomorrow.

Lu You put the tablet on the bedside table, thinking about what words to use to make Tang Wan angry, and when he turned his head, he happened to meet a pair of bright big eyes.

"Who do you talk to in the middle of the night? Could it be a woman outside? Are you going to bring me a sister back? ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! I raised wild women, and I raised ten at once! ”

Lu You pinched the tip of Tang Wan's little nose and said angrily: "You don't want to think about it, since you lived in my house, have I been out of your sight for half an hour?" ”

Tang Wan shook her head a few times from side to side, broke free from Lu You's shackles, and said in a thoughtful manner: "You can sneak out in the dead of night, when I am asleep." ”

"You've watched too many neon films, and you think I won't get tired after a fight with you, and I can still connect seamlessly, right?"

Lu You forcefully tore open the quilt that was pressed by Tang Wan and forcibly dragged her into his arms.

My girlfriend is fragrant, soft, and can breathe through her nose, no need to inflate regularly, it's really super!

"Alright, go to bed! I stayed up late to do exercise for the first two days, go to bed early today, take care of my body, Hey Siri, help me turn off the lights. ”

[Okay, master.] 】

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole bedroom fell into darkness where he couldn't reach his fingers.

Tang Wan closed her eyes and arched into Lu You's arms, sniffing the clean and light boyish breath on his body, Tang Wan's heart was extremely peaceful.

"Husband, you haven't told me who you were talking to just now."

Lu You put one hand on Tang Wan's waist, slowly stroked her back, and said, "Meng Yi, you have seen, the black fat man with a very bad mouth, he asked me to have afternoon tea tomorrow." ”

"Take me?"

"Meng Yi is a single dog, I don't want to stimulate him."

The implication is that he doesn't want Tang Wan to go with him.

Tang Wan didn't force it, and replied: "Come back early, and bring me something delicious." ”

"yes, I remember."

After a while, there were only two steady breaths left in the room.

……

The next afternoon.

Lu You and Meng Yi sat side by side on the bar seat by the window, with a tray full of food in front of them.

Meng Yi put on disposable gloves and picked up a piece of burnt finger-sucking original chicken, his face full of emotion.

"I haven't eaten K Ji in a year, I really miss it!"

As he spoke, Meng Yi couldn't wait to take a bite.

Click

The crispy flour crust cracks under the squeezing of the teeth, and the rich aroma of oil bursts out in the mouth.

"That's the smell! The taste of junk food! ”

High-fat, high-calorie foods can give people a full sense of well-being.

"Isn't it just fried chicken? I don't know, I think you're eating some delicacies! ”

"You haven't experienced the hard years of your senior year of high school, you don't understand!"

Meng Yi looked at the finger-sucking original chicken with affection, as if he hadn't seen his first love in his heart for decades.

"For the sake of my body and for the college entrance examination, I only ate meals at home and in the cafeteria for a whole year, and I didn't dare to touch any fried chicken or barbecue, for fear of eating a bad stomach and delaying the review."

Lu You opened the wrapping paper of the grilled chicken leg burger and took a big bite firmly.

He prefers the fluffy texture of roast chicken to the hard crust of fried chicken, which stabs the roath.

"So, after persevering for a year, how did you do in the college entrance examination?"

Meng Yi spit out a chicken bone and said, "The results haven't come out again, how do I know?" ”

"Didn't the examination institute publish the answers on the Internet, aren't you right?"

Meng Yi swallowed the chicken in his mouth with lemon tea and said, "It's only been a few days since the college entrance examination ended?" It's too late to play, there won't really be a fool to answer, right? ”

"Yes."

Lu You grabbed two fries that were still hot, dipped a little ketchup and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Among the people I know, Li Yu, Xu Nian, Deng Rui and Wang Linghua have all been evaluated once."

Meng Yi paused for a moment and said, "Several of them are pure-blooded perverts, and I am just an inconspicuous member of the general public, so I can't generalize. ”

Seeing that Meng Yi didn't want to mention his achievements, Lu You didn't ask much.

Relax after the exam and temporarily escape the troubles of the college entrance examination, a very reasonable choice, or rather, the choice of the vast majority of people.

"Do you have any plans for the summer? Learning to drive? Tourism? Or a summer job? ”

Meng Yi threw down the chicken rack with only bones left in his hand and replied, "It's neither." I didn't watch any anime, movies, and the three major special effects for the whole year of high school, and I was so busy that I didn't have time to do the few things you said. ”

Lu You was speechless, this is called busy? Busy messing around, isn't it?

"Don't get a driver's license either?"

"No."

Meng Yi stuffed a few chicken rice flowers into his mouth one after another, and said vaguely: "I don't like to drive in the first place, and I didn't have a chance to drive after I learned it, so I just didn't learn it." ”

"Learning to drive, it's easier to chase girls when you go to college." Lu You kindly reminded.

Meng Yi's heart moved, but he soon lost interest.

"Forget it! Don't think I don't know, it's luxury cars that are easy to chase girls. Even if I get a driver's license, at most I drive a Wuling Hongguang, other girls will only think that I am a shared bicycle in the university town. ”

"It's not that luxury cars are out of the blue."

Lu You finished eating the last bite of the hamburger, crumpled the wrapping paper and put it back on the tray, and said: "There are just a few ashes in my garage, Mercedes-Benz GT, Audi S8, and Bentley Flying Spur." Although it is not very expensive, it only starts at two million, but it is more than enough to drive out and pretend to be forced. ”

Meng Yi turned his head violently, his eyes flashing with an astonishing light.

"Really, Brother Lu?"

"A gentleman's word, a quick horse."

Lu You didn't lie, there were indeed a few cars in the underground garage of his villa that he had basically never driven.

It's better to lend Meng Yi a favor, so that he can experience the thrill of experiencing a luxury car.

Meng Yi's expression was solemn, his hands clenched into fists, and he said sincerely: "Meng Yi has been floating for half his life, and he only hates that he has not met the master." If the public does not give up, he is willing to worship as his father! ”

"That's it!"

Lu You slapped Meng Yi on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "I want to lend you a car, and I have to ask you to get a driver's license." ”

"It's easy, I'll apply for driving school tomorrow!"

……

The boy ate not only in large quantities, but also quickly, and nearly three servings of fried chicken, hamburgers and snacks were eaten by both of them in less than ten minutes.

"Hiccup—that's so tireless!"

Meng Yi burped his stomach and looked like he wanted to vomit.

"Sure enough, fried chicken, a junk food, is the best only in the first bite."

"Who told you to eat violently, like a starving ghost reincarnated."

Lu You took off his gloves and slowly took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth.

"What's next?"

Meng Yi waved his hand and said with an uncomfortable face: "I can't walk anymore, let's sit here and rest for a while!" I want to digest it. ”

Lu You sneered and said, "I told you not to order too much, but you didn't listen, now it's okay, let's eat it!" ”

K remember, it doesn't seem to be much, it seems that you can't eat enough, but it's actually very full, a hamburger down, the satiety can rise by half.

Meng Yi frowned and said with difficulty: "I'm already in pain enough, don't say cool things." ”

"Don't talk about it, you can digest it yourself."

Lu You took out his mobile phone and opened Station B to pass the time by swiping some cute pet videos.

Ten minutes later.

When Lu You was looking at it, Meng Yi suddenly said, "Brother Lu, what does it feel like to sleep with a girl in your arms?" ”

"You...... Spring? ”

Meng Yi's face darkened, and he said, "You care about me?" Isn't it okay to be curious? ”

Lu You put the phone on the table and said, "It depends on the girl you are holding, how her figure is, and how she sleeps, you can't generalize." ”

"Let's talk about Goddess Tang Wan."

Lu You carefully recalled the scene of last night and said: "I can't tell you the specific feelings, I can only say that the feel is top-notch, the aroma is charming, occasionally it can help you sleep, and occasionally it can refresh yourself." ”

Meng Yi tried to imagine it, but there was no real experience, no favorite object, and all that appeared in his mind were blurry pictures.

"Alas! I envy you! When will I be able to find a girlfriend to fall in love! ”

Lu You snapped, put his hand on Meng Yi's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Meng Yi, I will give you a word, you can fall in love if you want to, but don't force it, don't take emotional matters too seriously."

Otherwise, it is easy to go to extremes, either serious self-deprecation, all kinds of anxiety, or excessive self-awareness, and a girl's casual behavior can make you think about it.

Remember four words and go with the flow. Always keep a clear head, your own peach blossoms, just hold on to them, don't force them that don't belong to you. ”

"I understand the truth, but how can I tell if the peach blossom belongs to me?" Meng Yi asked thoughtfully.

Lu You thought for a while and said, "I'll give you an example." If you meet someone you like, try to get in touch with them first and get a brief overview of their situation.

If you have a boyfriend or an ambiguous partner, you will all pass. It's okay to chase girls, but you definitely can't be a boiling sheep.

Then, on this basis, gradually approach and understand each other as friends, and express their affection appropriately during this period as a temptation.

If she acquiesces, you will attack boldly, and if you have the mood to resist, you can't be more nostalgic, and get out before you fall in. ”

Listening and listening, Meng Yi found a question and raised it.

"Brother Lu, you're right. But have you ever thought that people are not purely rational animals, and feelings are not something that can be broken by saying it.

When it comes to expressing affection to the other party, I estimate that most people have already fallen into it, and if they want to get out, I'm afraid few can do it. ”

Lu You smiled slightly and said the prepared words.

"That's why I said to stay awake all the time. Man is not a purely rational animal, but he is not a purely emotional animal either, but both. Which one dominates depends on your own ideas.

Mr. Jin Yong's "Book of Swords and Enmity" is written, and the love is deep. If you care too much about someone, something, you will lose yourself.

Of all things in the world, only life belongs to oneself, and you must love yourself more than others, so as not to lose yourself.

Unless, you want to be a saint. ”

Meng Yi clasped his hands into fists again and said gratefully: "Thank you father-in-law for your guidance, and I am willing to serve the work of dogs and horses!" ”

"You're tm! Not again! Pretending to be Lu Bu is addicted, right? ”

The two stayed in K Kee for another ten minutes, then got up and left, heading to a nearby mall to get an electric call.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, a question suddenly appeared in Meng Yi's mind.

"Brother Lu, you said that you are in love and immortal, have you ever thought about what would happen to you if Goddess Tang Wan separated from you?"

Lu You was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and said calmly: "This body is dedicated to mathematics, and I will no longer be contaminated with red dust." ”

(End of chapter)