At night.

Lu You sat on the sofa, watching the English mathematics lecture without squinting, and did not forget to play with the slippery little feet in his arms.

The so-called beauty confuses people's hearts, Lu You has never agreed with this.

The ancients had clouds, chromophobia, and people were born lustful, which is the instinct of biological reproduction and cannot be separated.

Some people's addiction to beauty leads to nothingness, decay and depravity.

Is it the fault of beauty?

No, it's the fault of man himself, it's his inability to control his desires.

People who indulge in self-indulgence and sensuality, even if they are not disturbed by beauty, will be attracted to other things.

The world is full of colors, and beauty is just one of the desires.

Lu You knows this very well, it just so happens that he is a person with strong self-control, so he wants all of his studies and beauty.

In a short time, the lecture replay ended.

Lu You leaned his head back on the sofa, closed his eyes, and combed through the fragmented feelings in his mind.

It is never an exaggeration to describe the subject of mathematics as vast.

Even if Lu You was rated as a professor in his previous life, he only went to the extreme in one of the branches, and he had too many things to learn.

At this time, Tang Wan, who was half-lying and watching short videos, felt that the massage on her feet had stopped.

She tilted her head, poked out a pair of bright almond eyes from behind her phone, and asked in a low voice, "Are you done studying?" ”

"It's over for the time being, and I'm putting the finishing touches on it."

"How long will it take?"

Lu You opened his eyes, turned his head to look at Tang Wan, and asked, "Something?" ”

Tang Wan straightened her waist, moved her body and sat directly on Lu You's lap, and replied: "Your wife is very lonely, and she wants her husband to accompany her, is it a matter?" ”

"Count! Absolutely! ”

Lu You wrapped his hands around Tang Wan's waist, quickly kissed her lips, and said, "Say, how do you want me to accompany you?" ”

Tang Wan rolled her eyes, hugged Lu You's neck, and asked meaningfully, "Husband, I have a video, do you want to watch it?" ”

"What video?"

"White Tiger squirts."

Lu You raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise, "So exciting?" Did you shoot it? ”

Tang Wan shook her head and said, "No, I don't shoot this kind of video." ”

"Someone else took it?"

"That's right."

"You won't be angry when I see it?"

"No, it won't. It's just a video, and I can't be angry. Tang Wan said nonchalantly.

Lu You licked her lips, although she didn't know what Tang Wan had in mind, but she said so, and if she didn't agree, she would be sorry for herself.

"Oops!"

Lu You said in embarrassment: "Actually, I don't particularly want to see it, since you highly recommend it, I'll give you a face!" Where's the video? Check it out! ”

"Wait a minute."

After Tang Wan held the mobile phone and operated it, she presented the screen in front of Lu You.

"Alright, look, authentic white tiger squirting!"

The video shows the grounds of an animal park.

A fat, strong, snow-white tiger with black stripes all over its body paced out of the small black room, slowly came to the pool, and then opened its bloody mouth.

yue~

The tiger's mouth is like a high-pressure water cannon of a fire truck, spewing out a colorful column of water that cannot be described in words.

Lu You watched the video with an expressionless face, he should have thought that it was like this, but he was still put on a table by Tang Wan.

Tang Wan smiled smugly and said, "How is it?" I didn't lie to you, did I? Is this a lot of water, is it amazing? ”

Lu You curled the corners of his mouth and replied lightly: "I don't feel as good as you." ”

"No way, how can I have so many!"

Lu You leaned in front of Tang Wan and said with a wicked smile: "It doesn't matter how much it is, the important thing is that the water flows for a long time." ”

Tang Wan's face was slightly red, and she involuntarily played the picture of the afternoon inappropriate for children in her mind, and her body became a little hot.

Lu You leaned to the side of Tang Wan's face and gently blew into her ear.

"Hmm~"

A crispy and numb electric current rushed from the spinal cord to the brain, and Tang Wan subconsciously shivered.

"Aifei, it's late at night, do you want to take a bath together?" Lu You whispered in Tang Wan's ear.

Tang Wan clamped her legs, and the remaining reason pulled her mind back.

"Wait a minute, I still have something to discuss with you."

Lu You's salty pig hand skillfully opened the hem of Tang Wan's clothes and stroked the delicate soft meat on the girl's waist like mutton fat.

"We can talk while we wash."

Tang Wan put her hands on Lu You's chest, and used the few remaining strengths to push him away with difficulty.

"It's business!"

Lu You looked at Tang Wan's eyes, and saw that she didn't seem to be lying, so he had to suppress the flames tumbling in his heart.

"It's better not to let me watch a turtle probe or something like that, or I promise not to kill you."

Lu You withdrew his hand and said, "Tell me something." ”

Tang Wan took off her hair in a circle, and her silky black hair fell down her shoulders, splashing a light fragrance.

"Husband, do you think my hair looks good?"

"It's beautiful."

Lu You is not complimenting, but telling the truth.

Tang Wan's hair is very good, black and shiny, not only that, but also exceptionally smooth and thick.

With your hand, it is as if it is written in Dove's advertising slogan, and you can enjoy it silky.

Tang Wan asked rhythmically: "Then if you dye a color, such as red or purple, will you still think it looks good?" ”

Lu You suddenly realized, "You want to dye your hair?" ”

Tang Wan nodded and admitted, "There is such a plan." ”

"Why did you suddenly think of dyeing your hair?"

No wonder Lu You was puzzled, before this, Tang Wan had never shown the slightest tendency to dye her hair.

Tang Wan's eyes drifted to the side, and said vaguely: "I accidentally swiped the video of station b, and I saw that there was an up master who looked good after dyeing his hair, and I also wanted to give it a try." ”

"Honestly, your natural black color is good enough." Lu You said seriously.

"Oh, I just want to try something new~Okay~" Tang Wan pursed her mouth and said coquettishly.

Lu You picked up a strand of hair and rubbed it with his fingers, making a rustling sound.

"What are you going to do? Dye it all in one color, or just a few of them? ”

"Don't you mind?" Tang Wan had a look of surprise in her eyes.

She thought that Lu You would refuse, and even prepared the follow-up soft grinding and hard bubbles, but she didn't expect to agree so simply.

"It's just dyeing your hair, and it's not a criminal thing, what's the concern?" Lu You said nonchalantly.

"What about tattoos?"

"Tattoos don't work, absolutely not. If you dare to tattoo, I dare not want you, not a joke. ”

In Lu You's view, although hair dyeing and tattoos belong to the pursuit of personal characteristics, the latter is too radical and exceeds the psychological acceptable range.

Tattoos of irrelevant people, he can let go of the plot of helping others, respect the fate of others, and turn a blind eye, but the people around him cannot.

As soon as he thought that Tang Wan had an extra pattern on the skin somewhere on his body that couldn't be washed, he felt uncomfortable.

"And what if I put a silver tattoo on my stomach?"

Lu You's expression was solemn, and he asked repeatedly, "When will you buy it?" Now? I'll go to Taobao to place an order! ”

Tang Wan glanced at Lu You and said disdainfully: "You guy, you are really a well-dressed beast!" Completely undisguised in front of me. ”

"How many times have we all double-cultivated, and we have learned more than a dozen postures, is it still necessary to pretend to be a gentleman?" Lu You asked rhetorically.

Tang Wan was speechless.

"Then again, have you figured out what color to dye?"

Tang Wan pondered for a moment and said, "There is a general direction, by the way, which color do you like?" ”

"As long as it's not green, fluorescent, I can accept it."

Just imagine, when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, you wake up and see a glowing green hair, how oozing.

"I'm planning to get a red-to-purple gradient highlight, do you think it's appropriate?"

"Hmmm......"

Lu Yousecretly bowed his head slightly and asked, "What is a highlight?" ”

"I don't know what you're nodding?"

Tang Wan punched Lu You's chest and explained: "Highlight dyeing, highlight dyeing, just like the words, is to pick a part of the hair to dye,." ”

"Oh, it's hairy!"

Tang Wan: ......

It always felt like something was wrong.

Suddenly, Tang Wan seemed to think of something, and her face was a little more cautious.

"Husband, what did you say my aunt's reaction to seeing me dye my hair? You won't let me in, will you? ”

Lu You chuckled and said, "Think too much!" Mom, you don't know yet? Nine times out of ten, she'll take a picture and find Mr. Tony the next day with the same style. ”

"Has Auntie also dyed her hair?" Tang Wan asked curiously.

Lu You recalled for a while and said, "According to my father, before I went to elementary school, my mother's hair changed several colors. ”

"Why didn't you get dyed later?"

"I'm afraid I'll do the same!"

Shen Yuyin pursues words and deeds, children's imitation is the strongest, if you want children to do something, not to do something, parents can set an example and set an example.

She didn't want Lu You to dye her hair at a young age, so she set an example and directly dyed it back to black.

"With an aunt as a mother, you must be very happy!" Tang Wan said with sincere envy.

Lu You tugged at the corners of his mouth and said speechlessly: "I can only say that you can see me now because of my luck." ”

"Okay, since you don't mind, Auntie can accept it, and the matter of dyeing your hair is so decided!"

Tang Wan jumped up, put on her slippers, and said, "I'm going to take a bath, and I'll come and help me blow my hair later." ”

"Aren't you washing together?"

"Think beautifully! I've been here once in the afternoon, and I'm not allowed to be astringent tonight! ”

After speaking, Tang Wan ran back to the room with a cigarette.

"Wait a minute!" Lu You hurriedly chased after him.

Unexpectedly, after Tang Wan returned to the room, she directly locked the door and turned Lu You away.

"Good fellow, you've learned how to lock doors!"

Lu Youyong knocked on the door and shouted loudly: "Concubine Ai, don't you want me to help you blow your hair, how can I get in if you lock the door?" ”

Tang Wan's voice came through the door.

"You'll just wait outside, and I'll open the door after I'm done."

"Don't! I'm not going to do anything to you! ”

"I don't believe it!"

"I promise!"

"It's useless to promise!"

Regardless of Lu You's rhetoric, the door never moved.

Helpless, Lu You had no choice but to give up.

"Alas, this woman is getting harder and harder to deceive."

(End of chapter)