Chapter 383: With the heart of a thief, without the courage of Lu Bu
Time flies.
It's the end of August.
It was also the day before the official start of school.
After a few days of adaptation, the freshmen's curiosity about the new environment has faded and gradually returned to the ordinary routine.
It's time to eat, it's time to drink, it's time to learn, and it's time to wander around.
For Lu You, the biggest change in the past few days is that the original mobile phone suddenly made a fuss.
First of all, QQ has a bunch of QQ groups, such as college groups, grade groups, class groups, fellow villager groups, high school alumni groups, and so on.
Then it's to download all kinds of apps, this pass, that star.
Even VX can't escape the fate of being pulled into all kinds of group chats, and the key is not to refuse, saying that the school will often send notices in the group.
In addition, you have to fill out the form at every turn, and if you don't fill it out, the administrator will be in the group alone.
At first, Lu You still adhered to the principle of not causing trouble to others, and filled out every form patiently and carefully.
However, at the end of the day, the mobile phone was like a time bomb, noisy non-stop, and Lu You couldn't settle down to read the papers.
simply, directly block all groups with one click, and the world suddenly became quiet.
Sure enough, life can be better if you are selfish and selfish.
this day.
Half past eight in the morning.
Lu Youchen finished running, brought breakfast to Tang Wan, and then returned to the dormitory, sat at the desk, opened the laptop, clicked into the PDF file, and said three times silently in his heart.
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"You're riding a horse and studying? In the morning, with your top girlfriend not accompanied, you actually nest in a small dormitory to read papers, are you still a person? β
Lu You rolled his eyes silently.
In these days of living at school, as long as you sit down and turn on the computer, within three seconds, someone will inevitably come to trick you.
It's not Gong Qing, it's Zhang Zhichuang, and sometimes the two come together.
This time, Gong Qing went to the corridor outside to talk to his girlfriend on the phone, and it was Zhang Zhichuang.
"No, I'm just reading a paper, so it's also a sin?" Lu You said speechlessly.
"In our dormitory, no one is allowed to study!"
Zhang Zhichuang put on Lu You's laptop, raised his hand to the door, and said, "Now, immediately, immediately, go to the girls' dormitory building opposite, and ask your Tang Wan to go out to play!" β
Lu You sighed and asked rhetorically, "Early in the morning, what is there to play?" β
"I don't care! In short, I can't see anyone learning in front of me! Zhang Zhichuang said toughly.
Lu You turned his head, stared at Zhang Zhichuang intently, and said, "Hemorrhoids, you have changed, you were not like this before." In the past, you would study with me, but now, not only do you not learn, but you also stop me in turn, you are so strange. β
Zhang Zhichuang was unmoved, and replied with a straight face: "The past is before, and the present is now, don't look at today's people with the eyes of the past." β
"Okay!"
Lu You opened the closet, took out his schoolbag, and said, "It's always okay for me to go to the library to study, right?" β
"What? Do you still want to roll behind our backs? β
Zhang Zhichuang struggled to snatch the schoolbag in Lu You's hand and said, "This kind of thing is not allowed!" β
βmdοΌ This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can help me write my math paper? β
"Freshman writing an essay? Don't tease me! Zhang Zhichuang looked incredulous.
Lu You sneered and said disdainfully: "If you can't write, it doesn't mean that I can't write, there is also a gap between the escort students!" β
"What did you say?"
Zhang Zhichuang grabbed Lu You's collar and said fiercely with a fierce look: "Who said I can't write!" Who do you look down upon? β
"Someone is in a hurry, I don't say who it is."
Just as the two were about to fight, the dormitory door quietly opened.
"What are you two doing?" Gong Qing asked suspiciously.
Zhang Zhichuang pointed to Lu You and said angrily: "This guy doesn't abide by the contract of the dormitory, and openly opens the computer to study!" β
Lu You was confused and asked, "What the hell is the dormitory messing with a bad treaty?" Why haven't I heard of it? β
"What? Started studying again? β
Gong Qing was about to have a seizure, but then the conversation changed.
"No, I have more important things to say."
Zhang Zhichuang and Lu You glanced at each other, snorted disdainfully, and said, "Let you go this time, and next time I get caught, the computer will be broken for you!" β
Lu You slapped the table and shot back unceremoniously: "Break! Break hard! This year's latest top-of-the-line Apple MacBook Pro, I can buy several units with my pocket money a month, but I don't know if you can afford to pay for it! β
Zhang Zhichuang's eyebrows trembled, although the Apple notebook is shit, but the high price is really not something he can touch.
"Cut! What's so great about a MacBook? Can I play the game? Open a 2077 and let me see? I really don't know what kind of stupid egg would buy an Apple notebook in college! β
"Huh! I don't think you know anything about Mane's power, huh? β
Lu You opened the wardrobe again, and after some fumbling, he took out a huge black laptop from inside.
"Do you see the big eyes on it? Use your walnut-sized brain to think about it, if I can afford a MacBook, I can't afford a ROG? If you don't take it out, you're afraid of blinding your dog's eyes! β
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It's a ROG notebook!
Looking at the appearance, it seems that it is still the 4090 version!
Zhang Zhichuang instantly clenched his fists, and his face turned red.
What to do?
I want to touch it!
Do you want to bow your head and admit it?
"Enough for the two of you! Hear me out! β
Gong Qing forcibly interrupted the quarrel between the two and said, "Ban Qun sent a notice for us to gather under the tree next to the dormitory building at nine o'clock. β
"What do you do with the assembly, do you have a meeting?" Zhang Zhichuang asked.
"It's about bringing new students to get acquainted with the campus."
Thinking that he still had more than a dozen pages of papers that he hadn't read, Lu You asked reluctantly: "I'm already familiar with the school, can I not go?" β
"For the first class group activity, it's better not to be absent, and the class guide said that the number of people will be counted, and if you are not unwell, you must not ask for leave."
"Alas! The beginning of school is a lot of! Lu You complained irritably.
Zhang Zhichuang stared directly at the laptop on Lu You's lap, rubbed his hands nervously, and asked in a trembling voice, "Big ...... God, can you let me touch your one? β
Lu You: ?
"Which one?"
Zhang Zhichuang pointed his finger down and said, "That's it." β
Lu You suddenly realized, then smiled crookedly, and asked, "Want to touch my ROG?" β
Zhang Zhichuang nodded again and again.
βtuiοΌ I won't let you touch the dog! β
Lu You beckoned to Bi Yangde at the opposite table and said, "Bi Yangde, don't you want to play high-quality Big Cousin 2?" I'm ready to play the game, and the computer will lend you. β
The corners of Bi Yangde's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "Who are you scolding?" β
"Just ask if you want it or not?"
"Aren't you afraid I'll break it?"
"It's okay, I bought it if it broke."
"Boss atmosphere!"
Zhang Zhichuang couldn't stand it anymore, and angrily condemned: "Are you naΓ―ve? What an adult, and still engage in differential treatment! β
"Maybe elementary school students will think it's naΓ―ve, but college students think it's just right, and if they don't accept it, they will buy one themselves!"
After scolding Zhang Zhichuang, Lu You continued to say to Bi Yangde: "Bi Yangde, you have fun, the hacker family bucket accessories I ordered will arrive home in a few days, and I will take you to my house to install it together." β
"Really? Great, God! I love you! β
"Damn! I'm going too! β
"Eh, I won't take you there! you off! β
"It's not fair! I'm going to appeal! β
β¦β¦
It was nearly nine o'clock.
All the members of 403 were dressed up and came to the meeting point in front of the dormitory.
Before he got closer, Lu You saw a large group of acquaintances, including Xu Nian and Qin Xiyue, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Good fellows! I'm afraid our class is not rounded by the training team! Lu You was shocked.
"That's it! Otherwise, the Department of Mathematics is the most valuable in Capital University! Gong Qing replied proudly.
"You talk, I'll find someone."
After speaking, without waiting for everyone to respond, Zhang Zhichuang turned into a bolt of lightning, passed through the congested crowd, and went straight to the direction of the girl.
Lu You hugged his arms and said disdainfully: "What a dog thing, if there is a woman, you forget your good brother!" I promised to take him to my house! β
"The class guide is here, let's go over quickly!"
Gong Qing put his hands on the shoulders of Lu You and Bi Yangde, and pushed the two forward.
β¦β¦
"Has Li Yu been looking for you in the past two days?"
Xu Nian was looking down at his phone and was startled by the sudden voice.
looked back and found that it was Lu You, the good brother of his boyfriend.
"You came here quietly, without any sound?"
"It's that you're too addicted to your phone."
Xu Nian brushed the hair from his sideburns and returned his attention to his phone.
"I'm chatting with my man, don't disturb me."
"Okay!"
Lu You shrugged and retreated back into the group of boys.
He just saw acquaintances come over to say hello, and he had no intention of chatting.
At this time, Bi Yangde leaned over quietly and asked in a low voice: "Great God, who is this blue-haired girl, do you know her?" β
Lu You glanced at Bi Yangde lightly and asked, "Interested?" β
Bi Yangde's eyes were full of stars, and he said with great interest: "This hair, this figure, and this face are too appetizing for me!" β
"What if someone has a boyfriend?"
"Forget it. I'm an iron-blooded god of pure love, and I can't play the Minotaur set. β
Lu You looked at Xu Nian's back and introduced: "Her name is Xu Nian, she is my little girlfriend, and the relationship between the two of them is very good, so don't worry about it." β
"Alas, alas!"
Bi Yangde looked up at the sky and said with emotion: "Why do the girls I fancy have a partner?" Did something go wrong? β
Lu You's eyes were sharp, he took half a step back, and said vigilantly: "I suddenly don't want you to come to my house." β
"Don't! Although I have the heart of a thief, I don't have the courage of Lu Bu. For other people's girlfriends, I only think about them at most, and I won't really make a move. Bi Yangde argued.
"You're so honest, I don't want you to come!"
At this time, a tight clapping of applause rang out, followed by the clear and clean voice of the girl.
"Mathematics class 1, please be quiet!"
The loud chatter quickly diminished until it disappeared.
Lu You looked in the direction of the voice, and saw a girl standing in front of him with a ponytail, a height of more than one meter and six meters, and a girl with light makeup on her face.
She was also flanked by a tall, bespectacled boy.
Both men had friendly smiles on their faces.
The boy stepped forward and said, "Let me introduce myself first, I am a student in the School of Environmental Science and Engineering, my surname is Fan, you can call me Senior Fan."
The beautiful senior sister next to her is my classmate, her surname is Zhou, you can call her Senior Sister Zhou. Here, say hello to everyone. β
Senior Sister Zhou waved her hand at everyone and said enthusiastically: "Good morning everyone, I am your Senior Sister Zhou." β
Senior Fan took over the conversation again and said, "Senior Sister Zhou and I are your class guides this semester, and our main task is to help your freshmen integrate into university life faster and better.
All kinds of questions about the university, you can directly Aite me in the vx or QQ class group, and I will try my best to answer for you. β
Senior Sister Zhou added: "Girls just Aite me!" Of course, handsome juniors can too! By the way, I'm still single, senior sister! β
"Oh-"
Gong Qing slapped Lu You and Bi Yangde with his elbow respectively, and teased: "What about you, handsome junior." β
"Cut! It's not as good as my concubine! β
"I'm not interested, it's not my thing."
Senior Fan clapped his hands again, quieted the scene, and said, "Now please line up in two teams, I'll count the number of people, and after the counting, you can go to the campus." β
(End of chapter)