After separating from Tang Wan, Lu You also returned to the dormitory.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard Zhang Zhichuang's sunny and cheerful laughter.

"Hahahaha......"

In that laughter, Lu You heard seven points of disdain and three points of complacency.

"What are you laughing at, so loud? I heard it in the hallway outside. ”

"You're back, Brother Lu?" Zhang Zhichuang looked back at Lu You.

"Hmm."

"I just saw a very brain-dead video."

Zhang Zhichuang wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, held the mobile phone in front of him, and said: "A certain beast that came out of nowhere, actually said that watching the rubbing video would be addictive."

Really laughing to death! I watch it every day, every day, why don't you see that I'm addicted? There is no scientific basis at all, pure rumors. ”

Lu You looked at the video and then at Zhang Zhichuang's face.

I saw that his complexion was dull, his face was glowing with oil, and there was a clear dark blue under his eye sockets.

Lu You's expression became extremely serious, and he asked seriously: "Hemorrhoids, I ask you a few questions, you must answer truthfully, and you can't hide it." ”

Zhang Zhichuang felt a little strange, but out of trust in Lu You, he didn't ask much.

"You say."

"Have you often had a sore back and weak legs, weak limbs, can't sleep well at night, tired and sleepy during the day, lack of concentration, and forget what you thought about in the last second the next second?"

Zhang Zhichuang's body was shocked, and he said incredulously: "How do you know? Voyeur me, isn't it? ”

Lu You sighed, patted Zhang Zhichuang's shoulder, and said with pity: "If you want to live a harmonious life with Qin Xiyue as a husband and wife in the future, I suggest that from today onwards, watch less rubbing videos."

If you have a seven-star fish, you can find something else to do to distract yourself, such as playing games, or going to the playground to run two laps, and if you don't want to go out, you can also do a few sets of push-ups in the dormitory.

There's really nothing to do, you can still find me, and I'll assign you a few topics, which is enough for you to tinker with for a long time. ”

At first, Zhang Zhichuang was still confused, and he didn't understand what Lu You was talking about.

But as Lu You said more and more, he gradually understood everything, and his face became more and more ugly.

"You mean, I have ...... kidneys"

"Alright, don't talk about it."

Lu You raised his hand to stop Zhang Zhichuang's next words.

"It's good to know this in my heart, there's no need to say it, save some face for yourself."

Zhang Zhichuang's heart tightened, and he glanced at Gong Qing and Bi Yangde in a little panic, seeing that both of them were in their own affairs, and they didn't have time to pay attention to him, so they immediately relaxed.

"Brother Lu."

Zhang Zhichuang dragged Lu You's arm, lowered his voice, and asked with a frightened expression: "Do you think I can still be saved?" ”

The corners of Lu You's mouth raised a touch of arc, and he softly reassured: "Brother, don't be afraid!" You are still young and resilient, as long as you can restrain your desires, after a while, you will naturally be fine. ”

"Really?"

Zhang Zhichuang looked at Lu You's eyes, as if a dying person had met the dawn of life.

"When did your brother Lu lie to you in serious matters?"

"Brother Lu!"

Zhang Zhichuang's gratitude is beyond words.

"I can't repay your great kindness! Let me dedicate my most precious first kiss to you! ”

"Get out!"

Lu You kicked Zhang Zhichuang's stool leg, with undisguised disgust on his face.

"You deserve it too?"

"Hey, I don't like to hear that! Where am I not worthy? Is it because I'm the same gender as you? Zhang Zhichuang was unconvinced.

"Brain you are!"

Lu You was too lazy to talk nonsense, gave him a middle finger, turned around and walked back to his desk, put down his schoolbag, sat down on the chair, and thought about what to do next.

The morning class assembly has ended, and in the afternoon, I went to the library to PPT with Tang Wan.

The specific content of it, Lu You had already constructed a vague outline in his mind on the way back to the dormitory.

The theme of the PPT is self-presentation, and the first part must be self-introduction.

Go to the cloud album to download a personal photo during the travel period, and write your name and a few words next to it, and you're basically done.

In the second part, Lu You decided to start with the travel experience.

The display method is similar to the previous part, put a few photos on it, and the text content is copied and pasted on Baidu Encyclopedia to introduce the corresponding region, and the personal experience part is passed through oral transmission.

PPT also plays an auxiliary role, and the main body is still the narrator.

In the third part, Lu You chose to pick two hobbies to talk about.

As for which two to pick, Lu You tentatively set it as skiing and piano.

The reason is simple.

First, whether it is skiing or piano, there are not many people who know how to do it, and it is very high.

Second, the demonstration of both requires specific conditions, and there is no fear of being cheated by roommates.

At that time, as long as you put the video of yourself skiing and playing the piano on the projector, you can easily cope with it, saving time and effort.

When you think about it, you can go straight to dry.

Lu You lifted the computer, clicked on Office PPT, and then went to Baidu to get a coordinated and beautiful template, and filled in the blanks one by one with words and pictures according to his own ideas.

More than an hour later.

Lu You leaned back in his chair and stretched.

The progress of PPT has reached eighty percent, and the remaining two percent lie in the optimization and adjustment of typesetting.

At this time, Bi Yangde quietly appeared behind Lu You, still holding a steaming mug in his hand.

"Have you got the PPT?"

Lu You re-grasped the mouse and quickly clicked the left button.

Slides skip page after page.

"Sort of! A little more detail and that's pretty much it. ”

Bi Yangde brought the cup to his lips and took a sip, sighing: "You are also fast!" I just created the documentation! ”

"Without it, only the hand is familiar."

Lu You has written too many PPTs.

Whether it's giving a lecture to students or doing a paper presentation, you need to use PPT.

Nowadays, most of the PPT used by professors in class is passed down from their ancestors, and they are almost pulped.

But Lu You is not.

Every year, the PPT he uses for lectures is either a new one or a major overhaul on the basis of the original.

The reason for this, Lu You can't say clearly.

Maybe it's because there's nothing to do, or maybe it's the little imperceptible shame in my heart.

Bi Yangde finished reading Lu You's PPT at a glance and ten lines, and said with emotion: "There is really enough content!" Unlike me, I don't even know what to write, and my brain goes blank. ”

"Actually, it's nothing."

Lu You said casually: "You should write a classmate directory, and fill in all the hobbies, personal experiences, natal constellations, etc."

Anyway, it's not a formal occasion, and if you do it too well, you can't win an award, and it will cause pressure on other people, so you can relax and be happy. ”

A sudden look flashed in Bi Yangde's eyes.

"It makes sense, it's me who is stunned, and I want to show off in front of Wang Linghua."

Lu You turned his head to look at Bi Yangde and said in surprise: "You haven't given up yet?" ”

Bi Yangde's expression was correct, and he said solemnly: "My generation of men, I have never worked hard, how can I give up easily?" ”

"Correct, your contact information has been denied." Lu You kindly reminded.

The corners of Bi Yangde's mouth twitched slightly, and then returned to normal.

"I think there's still a chance."

"What caused your delusions?"

"I'm in the same VX group as her, and rounding up equals I added her VX."

Lu Youmeng rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "I didn't realize it before, you are still a top-level love brain!" ”

"I think I'm normal."

"Mentally ill people also feel that they are normal."

"You're going to let me do it again! Even if my head is broken and bleeding, I admit it! ”

Lu You looked at the steel-solid will in Bi Yangde's eyes, and he suddenly thought of two common sayings.

It's hard to persuade damn ghosts with good words.

Don't hit the south wall and don't look back.

Lu You pinched his eyebrows and sighed: "Alas, forget it! I'll help you once again! ”

Bi Yangde was stunned for a moment, and then in the next second, joy surged into his heart like spring water.

"Great God! I knew you loved me! ”

"Don't get excited too early, I just said to help you, I don't guarantee if it can be done."

Bi Yangde calmed down a little and said, "It's enough, if it doesn't work, it can only mean that we are not suitable, and I will give up." ”

"Remember your words."

……

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Storm.

The rain-soaked asphalt road is as black as ink.

Lu You stood on the side of the road with his schoolbag and two bottles of milk tea in his hand, thinking about what he promised Bi Yangde at noon.

He didn't want to be a matchmaker for the two, anyone with a discerning eye could see that Wang Linghua had no intention of Bi Yangde.

But the authorities are confused, but Bi Yangde can't see clearly, or maybe he doesn't want to see it clearly and insists on going his own way.

The reason why Lu You said to help was not to help the two of them get on the red line, but to help Bi Yangde recognize the reality, and also to help Wang Linghua get out of trouble.

Just as Lu You was thinking about how to operate, a pair of small hands reached out from behind and covered his eyes.

"Guess who I am?"

The owner of the voice deliberately lowered his voice, but Lu You could still easily tell who it was.

"Zhao Liying?"

"Okay, you!"

Tang Wan kicked Lu You's calf and said angrily: "I don't like Liu Yifei now, I like Zhao Liying instead, right?" A scumbag in the morning and evening! ”

"No, you're mistaken, I like both." Lu You is a serious way.

"You ......"

Seeing that Tang Wan was about to explode, Lu You immediately presented the milk tea in his hand to her, and said with a smile: "I bought milk tea, do you want to drink it?" ”

Tang Wan blinked her eyes and asked, "What does it smell like?" ”

"Longan red date milk, with taro balls."

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances."

As a foodie, you can get along with anything but food.

Tang Wan took the milk tea, inserted the straw, took a sip of it, and frowned.

"How is it hot?"

Lu You also happened to insert the straw into the milk tea cup, and replied when he heard the words: "It's close to the menstrual period, do you still want to drink frozen?" Not afraid of pain? ”

"Okay!"

Tang Wan was unhappy, but she didn't delve into it.

Your own family knows your own affairs.

It's okay on weekdays, but if it's cold before the menstrual period, then life will be worse than death in the next few days.

Tang Wan grabbed Lu You's arm with one hand, pointed forward with the other, and said, "Let's go, go to the library!" ”

(End of chapter)