Tang Wan put down the dinner plate, sat down next to Lu You, and said, "You start quibbling!" ”

"I ......," Lu You was about to speak.

Tang Wan raised her hand to interrupt and said, "Wait, don't talk yet." ”

Tang Wan picked up the phone, and her fingers rained down on the virtual keyboard on the screen.

Lu You poked his head out and pretended to glance at it casually.

Tang Wan is having a passionate conversation with someone on VX.

And this someone's cat avatar is also familiar to Lu You, and his friend list is also there.

It was Wang Linghua who left earlier.

Tang Wan noticed that Lu You was peeking, reached out to his forehead, and pushed him away.

"Girls chat, boys don't disturb."

"Can't even see?"

"No way!"

"Stingy."

Lu You muttered, turned his head and continued to eat.

A few minutes later.

A pair of chopsticks suddenly appeared in front of Lu You and took away the fattest piece of duck meat on the dinner plate.

"Finished talking?" Lu You looked at Tang Wan and asked.

"Well, it's your turn."

Lu You looked at Tang Wan's expression, trying to figure out what was going on in her heart.

It's a pity that Tang Wan always put on a cold goddess attitude and didn't give her a chance at all.

"Wang Linghua should have told you everything, and you want me to say it again?"

"She said hers, you said yours, and the two do not conflict."

Seeing that he couldn't be fooled, Lu You had no choice but to tell the truth.

"Here's the thing......"

Lu You told all the content of the previous conversations, including picking out Wang Linghua's secret love for him, and he didn't hide it at all.

Although I am a little sorry for Wang Linghua for doing this, there are priorities, and people are close and close.

If you have to be sorry for a person, the lesser of two evils, you can only choose Wang Linghua.

"I'm done, do you have anything to ask?"

Tang Wan bit her chopsticks and fell into deep thought.

There is basically no difference between what Lu You said and what Wang Linghua said, at most, the two are at different angles, resulting in a slight gap in the paraphrase.

"In view of your honesty, let you go for now."

Lu You was overjoyed and said, "Aren't you angry?" ”

Tang Wan squinted at Lu You, and said in an inexplicable tone: "You really want me to be angry?" ”

Lu You waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no, it's best not to be angry!" ”

In fact, Tang Wan was also surprised that she was not angry.

Especially when she saw with her own eyes that Lu You ate alone with Wang Linghua without telling herself.

Her first thought was not that there was a cat between the two, but that Lu You actually violated what he promised her and set up a line with Wang Linghua for his roommate.

Of course, this is exactly what we think.

Tang Wan raised her leg and put it on Lu You's leg, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "This time I think of your first offense, I don't care about you, next time something like this happens, you dare to hide it." ”

Tang Wan leaned to Lu You's ear, hooked the corners of her lips, and whispered: "I will let you experience what it means to have a long night and support a wall during the day." ”

Lu You: ?

"Otherwise, you'd better worry about me, I'd love to experience it."

"Get out! Find your right princess to! ”

Tang Wan shook Lu You's eyes, picked up the stolen duck meat and put it in her mouth.

"If you can't do it, don't bring it up!"

Lu You finished the rest of the meal by two, and was just about to get up to clean up the plate, when something suddenly appeared in his mind.

"By the way, Concubine Ai, since you are not angry, then I don't need to give you the apology I prepared in advance?"

"Is there any apology or apology?" Tang Wan looked shocked.

"You just say if you want it! Don't let me take it and return it. ”

"Yes! Absolutely! ”

Tang Wan grabbed Lu You's arm and said eagerly: "Whoever doesn't want anything for white prostitution is stupid!" ”

"Wait a minute."

Lu You hugged the schoolbag to his chest, opened the zipper, and turned out a pure black gift box from the inside, which looked very compelling and handed it to Tang Wan.

"Here, take it and use it!"

Tang Wan took the gift box, looked up and down, left and right, and said curiously: "What did it come from?" ”

"Isn't it autumn? Autumn in the north is windy, dry, and smoky, so I'll give you a set of skin care products to take care of. Lu You explained.

"You're pretty good at sending!"

"That's it!"

Tang Wan put the gift box on her lap and lifted the lid lightly.

A burst of fragrant fragrance came to the nose, and then appeared in front of me, there were five bottles and cans of different sizes, but with the same packaging style.

"Oh~ a bit advanced!"

Tang Wan randomly picked a toothpaste-like bottle and held it in her hand.

While looking at it, he said, "Why don't you even have a Chinese explanation?" How can I use it! ”

"Tut-tut!"

Lu You put his arm next to Tang Wan's shoulder and teased: "A girl who can't even use skin care products is really a shame for your compatriots." ”

Tang Wan kicked Lu You with her backhand, and said dissatisfiedly: "Just talk well, don't be weird!" ”

"Haven't you used anything like this before?"

Tang Wan shook her head and said, "I will only use hand cream, face cream, and lipstick." ”

"What then? Talk to your roommate? ”

Tang Wan had a flash of inspiration.

She thought of a person, a woman who didn't go out without makeup.

"You reminded me that I am very good at makeup, and she will definitely be."

"What do you look like, do you look good?"

"What do you mean? Do you want to get to know her? Tang Wan squinted her eyes and said with a smile.

Lu You raised his hands, made a gesture of surrender, and said, "Misunderstanding! Pure curiosity, no superfluous thoughts. ”

"I don't dare."

Tang Wan snorted lightly and said, "Before she put on makeup, she was very ordinary, but after she put on makeup, she can be regarded as a first-class level." ”

"How do you compare?"

Tang Wan grinned the corners of her mouth and said confidently: "That's still a certain gap!" ”

"It seems that there is still an upper limit to the magic of the East."

"Alright, let's not talk about that!"

Tang Wan re-closed the lid of the gift box, turned her head and kissed Lu You's face, and said, "Classmate Lu, I am very satisfied with your gift, I hope you will not forget your original intention and make persistent efforts!" ”

"Don't you ask how much it is?"

"Don't ask! Anyway, I can't afford it, and asking will only increase the psychological burden, so I use it as a stall, and I feel at ease. ”

"Contemporary ears and bells belong to yes!"

……

Had lunch.

Lu You chatted with Tang Wan for another half an hour before returning to the dormitory unhurriedly.

As soon as he pushed open the door of the dormitory, Lu You was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Zhang Zhichuang sat on Gong Qing's lap, the former wrapped around the latter's neck, and the latter wrapped his arms around the former's waist.

The two looked at each other affectionately.

"Lao Gong, you are so fragrant!"

"You too!"

"I want to kiss you snake!"

"Come on, I don't mind!"

Lu You silently took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the two of them, and pressed the shutter without hesitation.

A flash of light lit up.

Gong Qing and Zhang Zhichuang brushed their heads and turned their heads to look at Lu You.

"? I forgot to turn off the flash. ”

Lu You put the phone behind his back and said casually: "You go on, I don't see anything." ”

"Brother Lu, you're not kind!"

Zhang Zhichuang jumped down from Gong Qing, walked slowly towards Lu You, and said expressionlessly: "Haven't you heard of a saying, play and make trouble, don't take pictures inside the dormitory." ”

"Oh? Is it? I've never heard of it! Lu You smiled.

Zhang Zhichuang grabbed Lu You's shoulder, and said with a kind face: "Brother Lu, get acquainted, delete the photo, we can still be good brothers, otherwise ......"

"How else?"

Zhang Zhichuang stretched out his right hand, clenched his fist hard, and said in a calm tone: "You will see, what is called a fist as big as a casserole." ”

"Huh! I'm so scared! ”

Lu You was unmoved, but sneered, patted Zhang Zhichuang's stomach, and sneered: "How many abdominal muscles?" Did you do ten pull-ups in one go? 1,000 meters or 4 prefixes? It can't be a five-digit prefix, right? ”

Zhang Zhichuang blushed.

Every word Lu You said was like every bullet stretched out by a green player in Apex, hitting him precisely in the sore spot.

In terms of mathematics, Zhang Zhichuang believes that he is not left behind.

When it comes to sports, it is a piece of shit, and that is also an insult to shit.

"Don't deceive people too much, I also have a temper!" Zhang Zhichuang gritted his teeth and said.

"Temper? Then you have to be strong! ”

Ignoring Zhang Zhichuang's gaze of wanting to kill, Lu You immediately put his eyes on Gong Qing and said in a harmonious voice: "Old Gong, you don't want your girlfriend to receive ambiguous photos of you and other boys, right?" ”

Gong Qing tugged at the corners of his mouth, staring at Zhang Zhichuang with deep eyes.

If it weren't for Zhang Zhichuang's whim, he would have to pull himself to work, why would he have fallen off the handle and been caught by Lu You.

Gong Qing retracted his divergent mind, lowered his eyebrows and said, "Great God, have you had any troubles lately?" ”

Lu You smiled slightly and said, "I like to talk to people with brains, it's easy enough!" Not like someone.

Lu You squinted at Zhang Zhichuang and said disdainfully: "If you want physical strength, you have no physical strength, and you have no brains." ”

"Nima!"

Zhang Zhichuang held down the beast in his heart.

In today's society governed by the rule of law, it is illegal to beat someone.

Lu You pondered for a moment and said, "My life has been quite good recently, my family is happy, and my husband and wife are harmonious. But when it comes to troubles, it's not completely absent. ”

"You just say it." Gong Qingmu did not squint.

"Didn't we talk about mopping the floor every Friday afternoon last week and rotating the four? It happened to be my turn this week, but I wanted to watch a movie with my girlfriend, so I ......"

Halfway through the words, Lu You closed his mouth and looked at Gong Qing quietly.

After just a little thought, Gong Qing immediately understood the deep meaning of Lu You's words, and replied: "It's okay, you just go, I'll take care of it!" ”

"What's so embarrassing?"

Gong Qing straightened his face and said solemnly: "It is my duty to share my brother's worries!" ”

"Alas, it's hard to be gracious!"

Lu You raised his hand and put it on Gong Qing's shoulder, and said, "Since that's the case, I have to ask you!" Hope to come back next week and see a brand new dorm. ”

"The picture ......"

"Photos? What photos? Have I had a photo taken? Lu You said with a puzzled face.

Gong Qing and Lu You looked at each other for half a second, and smiled in unison.

"No, you didn't take a picture, I remembered it wrong."

That's when it happened.

Bi Yangde ejected directly from the chair, jumping up and down with excitement.

"She's added me VX, she's added me VX!"

(End of chapter)