Chapter 211: Teach the Demon Emperor a lesson, we're doing what adults love to do
"Well, Dad, don't tell Mom that I said this, otherwise Mom will have to teach me a lesson." The little blue Buddha looked left and right for a while, and then whispered in Shang An's ear.
"Don't worry, how could I betray the cutest little blue Buddha in the world."
"Hee-hee, dad is the best."
Lan Fozi put his little hand on Shang An's shoulder and said very happily.
After playing with Lan Buddha for a while, Shang An put her off his shoulder, "Lan Er, you play by yourself first, and I'll teach your mother a lesson." ”
Compared with the somewhat strange name of calling Buddha, Shang An still feels that it is better to call Lan'er.
"Well, then Dad, you must do it." Lan Fozi nodded obediently, although he loves his father the most, but his mother is also very important.
"Okay, for Lan'er's sake, Dad will be very light."
Shang An smiled and touched the hair of the Blue Buddha, completely messing up her hair before heading towards the dormitory.
The Demon Emperor in a black robe was sitting cross-legged on the bed cultivating, and when she noticed Shang An's arrival, she opened her eyes, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Of course, I'm here to educate disobedient pets!"
Shang An's tone was gentle, but his expression was very cold, and he walked to the Demon Emperor's bed.
Is it coming? The Demon Emperor's face turned a little pale, but he didn't expect Shang An to still target her after all.
"I heard Lan'er tell her to stay away from me, huh?"
He pinched the Demon Emperor's chin with one hand and propped it on the head of the bed. didn't promise Lan Fozi before that she would never reveal her consciousness, didn't her daughter just use it to pit.
"I didn't expect Lan'er to trust you so much." The Demon Emperor said with some deflatedness.
She only felt ridiculous, obviously the person in front of her was Lan Er's father-killing enemy, but Lan Er regarded him as the closest person, and even did not hesitate to betray her mother to this enemy.
"Lan'er needs a father, madam, so you don't want Lan'er to be without a father." Shang An wrapped one hand around the Demon Emperor's waist, hugged her into his arms, put his head on her shoulder, and whispered:
"Moreover, if you let Lan'er know the truth, I don't guarantee that I won't do anything, that ending may not be what you want!"
The Demon Emperor's delicate body trembled, and she felt a little sad in her heart, she knew that Shang An was threatening her, but Shang An completely pinched her weakness.
And if Lan Buddha chooses revenge, with Shang An's terror, can they really survive Shang An's hands, which is why the Demon Emperor has been hesitant not to tell Lan Buddha the truth of everything.
Thinking like this, gradually she no longer resisted Shang An's actions.
Slowly, somehow, the clothes on the two of them magically fell, and then Shang An began to educate the Demon Emperor.
But the symphony just begins,
Quack!
The doors of the temple were opened.
"Mom and Dad, what are you doing?" The little blue Buddha probed his brain and stretched out his curious little head melon in, looking at the two people on the bed.
"We're doing something that adults love to do, Lan'er, you can go out and play for a while." Feeling the trembling more intense warm fragrant nephrite, Shang An said to the door in a loving tone as much as he could.
"But I'm so alone." Blue Buddha's innocent voice sounded.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Dad will come and play with you again." Shang An said as he moved his body slowly.
"Oh, okay then." The Blue Buddha sensibly left.
She knew that her father should be teaching her mother a lesson, and when she entered the door just now, she heard her mother's "scream", and her mother also stripped naked for her father to beat.
However, as his father's little padded jacket, Blue Buddha still decided to stand on his father's side.
I also took the door with me when I went out.
When she leaves,
"Continue?" Shang An gasped and said roughly.
"Hmm." The Demon Emperor answered.
Shang An, who was relaxed, walked out of the palace and teased the little blue Buddha for a while, before walking out.
Suddenly he caught a glimpse of a dormitory, and a memory flashed through his mind,
"Hiss~ I seem to have forgotten her."
Shang An remembered the woman who poisoned herself in order to make her have more fun.
Touching his forehead, he turned and walked towards the palace, where there was a sleeping beauty.
It was Tang Yuehua.
He put Tang Yuehua here after he put him into a deep sleep, and he almost forgot about it later, but fortunately, he used the etheric divine light to completely fix Tang Yuehua's physical state, which was comparable to time stopping, his consciousness was asleep, and his physical state was completely still.
So even if she didn't eat or drink for so long, Tang Yuehua still didn't have anything.
At this time, Tang Yuehua was lying quietly on the big bed, her expression was serene, her eyebrows were picturesque, she looked like a sleeping beauty, waiting for a prince to kiss her awake.
Shang An had to admit that he was the prince.
He stepped forward and directly pried open Tang Yuehua's lips and kissed it, and at the same time, Taiyi's divine light was also lifted by Shang An's hand.
"Hmm~"
Tang Yuehua's eyelashes fluttered in confusion,
Where is this? Who am I?
She felt like she had slept for a long, long time, to the point where she was a little dazed.
Memories of before falling into darkness flooded into my mind.
Scenes from that crazy night came to mind.
By the way, aren't you dead?
She remembered that she seemed to have failed to assassinate Shang An, and died of toxin after being teased by Shang An, and she still remembers Shang An's last sentence "Go with peace of mind".
Is this the afterlife?
She felt the touch sensation on her body recovering little by little, and for some reason she still felt something stirring in her mouth, very similar to the feeling Shang An had brought her before.
Finally, she opened her eyes with great difficulty, and then met Shang An's playful eyes.
Shang An withdrew his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth: "How is it, surprised or not?" ”
There was silence for a few seconds.
"Ah!!h
Deafening screams resounded throughout the palace.
Looking at Tang Yuehua, who was obviously in a little wrong state, Shang An could only helplessly tear off her stockings and stuff them into her mouth.
"No, I said Miss Tang, Mrs. Tang, there's no need to be so surprised to see me."
Using stockings to quiet the world, Shang An spoke again.
"Hmm~Hmm~"
Tang Yuehua struggled to open her mouth wide, but unfortunately her mouth was already stuffed with her own thick stockings, and she couldn't make a sound.
"Miss Tang, you're welcome to call me again." Shang An slowly moved his gaze downward.
Feeling Shang An's threatening gaze, Tang Yuehua subconsciously clamped her legs, and then realized that she was not tied, and hurriedly took out the stockings in her mouth with her hand and threw them out with disgust.
"Why don't you kill me!"
Tang Yuehua, who calmed down, looked at Shang An, who was close to him, with hatred and doubt in his eyes.
She really felt dead that night, but why is she still alive now? And the poison has also been solved, isn't it enough for Shang An to deceive himself once, and wants to treat himself as his * slave?
"Well, because you brought me a lot of joy, after all, you are really moisturized after being poisoned." Shang An thought for a moment and replied.
Anyway, keeping Tang Yuehua would not pose a threat to herself, even if she wanted to kill herself, she didn't have the strength.
And after being in the small world for so long, can she really make up her mind to kill herself now?
"You, you shameless! Bastard! Tang Yuehua didn't know what Shang An was talking about, her face suddenly turned red like an apple, but she didn't expect that her means of revenge had become a source of happiness for the enemy, which really made her feel complicated.
But that's all she has in her vocabulary, and she couldn't hold back a dirty word for a long time, and the tone of scolding Shang An was more like coquettishness.
"It's just telling you the truth, and I remember Yuehua, didn't you also call it a lot of joy at the time?" Shang An said with some aftertaste.
"I, I was deceived by you." If Tang Yuehua knew that Shang An was not poisoned, how could he indulge himself and accompany Shang An to make so many gestures.
Now Shang An still can't open which pot to mention, how can she not be angry and annoyed.
"Oh, yes, I remember when Yuehua told me to be stronger." Shang An's eyes swept at Tang Yuehua's delicate body, "What's the matter, I didn't play enough last time, now why don't you let us fight again?" ”
"You, you shameless!" Tang Yuehua was angry, but Shang An had already turned into a werewolf.
"Ahh
After the exclamation, all that was left in the room was gasps.
Sunset West Mountain,
In the room, Shang An had already left.
Tang Yuehua hugged her knees and leaned against the corner, her eyes full of confusion.
"Big brother, second brother, what should I do?"
"I, I don't seem to want revenge so much, obviously, obviously he is the enemy I hate the most!"
......
On the other side,
After some persuasion by Xiaobai, in the end, Bo Saixi and the sea witch could only accept the fact that the sea god was a trash.
Then they were each arranged by Shang An to have a palace, although they really wanted to go out, but Shang An obviously would not give them this opportunity.
When they stay for a long time, I'm afraid that even if Shang An wants to drive them away, they won't leave.
However, in order to leave a thought for Bo Saixi and not make trouble for the time being, Shang An told her that he knew Tang Chen's news and knew where he was trapped, as long as Bo Saixi still wanted to see Tang Chen after three years, Shang An would tell her Tang Chen's news.
So Bo Saixi didn't make any more trouble.
Well, it's a big deal to carry Tang Chen's head to her when the time comes.
After clearing Poseidon Island, Shang An was ready to return to the mainland again.
Devouring the two blessed lands of the Lake of Life and Poseidon Island, the small world not only increases the origin of the world a lot, but also has an additional ability to search for the coordinates of other worlds, making it possible to travel across borders.
At the same time, the improvement of the level of the small world also brought great feedback to Shang An, and after digesting these gains, Shang An had re-reached the realm of the primordial gods, returning to the peak realm of the previous life.
This Douluo Continent, it's time to unify it.
And Bibi Dong is also ready to complete the final exam to achieve the Rakshasa god position.
Of course, Shang An has his own thoughts, when Bibi Dong Shen took the exam, he wanted to prevent the Rakshasa God from making trouble, and Shang An was ready to incorporate the Rakshasa God Position into his own small world this time, and then use the World Origin to help him, maybe he could push the Rakshasa God Position to the realm of the God King.
One of the amazing things about Douluo's divine position is that even if it is the divine position of the god king, at the beginning of the inheritance, it only has the combat power of a divine officer, but it can reach the strength strength that this divine position can have in a very short period of time.
Once this plan is successful, there will be one more god king combat power on his side, and when the time comes, he will not only have to run away in the face of the god realm.
Inside Wuhun City,
"Why haven't you come back yet!"
Hu Liena sat bored on the papal throne, and these days she is helping Bibi Dong deal with government affairs.
Shang An left with the teacher, leaving her here alone, facing these cold twists and turns all day long, doesn't his conscience hurt?
As soon as she thought of Shang An, her eyes were resentful.
"Little fox, are you secretly speaking ill of me?"
Shang An's voice suddenly sounded behind Hu Liena.
"Shang An!"
Hu Liena looked behind her in surprise, and Shang An had already stood behind her at some point.
"You're back." She jumped up and threw herself at Shang An, hugging Shang An firmly, as if she wanted to take back all the hugs that Shang An had owed.
"Okay, okay, come down, hug and hug all day long." Shang An reprimanded Hu Liena, but did not make the slightest resistance in his hand.
"I don't, if I don't hold you, you'll run away in the blink of an eye." Hu Liena rolled her eyes and hugged her even more deadly.
Feeling the soft touch on his body, Shang Anxin enjoyed it very much, but he still pretended to be a serious person.
"This is the Pope's Palace, we have to respect the teacher, we can't mess around here, you know?"
Bibi Dong was still very majestic in Hu Liena's heart, and when she heard Shang An say this, she had no choice but to let go of Shang An, but she still held Shang An's hand tightly.
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Seeing the appearance of the little fox, Shang An was a little unbearable, and said:
"If you want to hug me to come to my dormitory tonight, I'll let you hug enough."
"Really?" Hearing Shang An's words, the little fox's fox ears suddenly turned up.
The little face became red and fluttered, and there seemed to be hot air bubbling from the head, and the whole steam.
Finally, are you finally going to give yourself completely to Shang An, ahhhh
When the time comes, do you want to tell him to be gentle, or let him be stronger, hiss~ What a shame!
Shang An sat down on the papal throne with Hu Liena, who had fallen into deep conjecture, first processing the documents that had accumulated over the past few days, and then the draft.
After writing a few holy decrees, Shang An took out Bibi Dong's phoenix seals and stamped them one by one.
The next step is to annex Tiandou and unify Douluo.
......
In the Heaven Dou Palace, Qian Ling Xue soon received a secret report from the Martial Spirit Empire.
"Is it going to be unified, it seems that I should also move."
A few days later,
A piece of news from the Wuhun Hall shocked the mainland,
Tang Yuehua, a member of the Heaven Dou Empire's mission, was originally a remnant of Haotian Sect, and took the opportunity of His Royal Highness the Holy Son to poison His Royal Highness the Holy Son of the Martial Spirit Empire.
Now His Royal Highness the Holy Son fell into a coma due to poisoning, and he didn't know when he would wake up, Tang Yuehua had been arrested and confessed to the crime, and the Divine Phoenix Empress of the Wuhun Hall was furious, and sent 300,000 troops to officially declare war on the Heaven Dou Empire, threatening to avenge his disciples.
As soon as this matter came out, the Douluo Continent, which had just calmed down, suddenly surged again.
The Holy Son of the Martial Soul Hall is a god of great mercy and compassion who descends to the earth for the sake of all sentient beings, but he did not expect to be poisoned by this, and many believers who have absorbed the adaptive soul ring have spontaneously taken to the streets to support the Martial Soul Empire and demonstrate in the Heaven Dou Empire?
Because these people are all soul masters, even the city guards are not very easy to manage, not to mention that Qian Lingxue doesn't want to care about it at all.
In just a few days, the momentum of the parade swept through the entire Heaven Dou Empire, and anyone could see that the Heaven Dou Empire was in turmoil, and the royal family was already yesterday's yellow flower.
Many nobles are even ready to find another way out and join the Wuhun Empire.
It's a pity that the Wuhun Hall only looks at strength and ability, and doesn't look at your aristocratic status at all, except for those nobles who have both ability and strength are secretly accepted by the Wuhun Empire, the remaining nobles who are like moths are directly ignored by the Wuhun Empire, ready to be liquidated after the destruction of the country.
In the Heaven Dou Palace, Xue Ke walked into the main hall with red eyes.
"Brother Huang, execute me."
This was the first thing she said when she saw Xue Qinghe.
This scene seemed to be crazy, which made the gentle young man above frown
"Xueke!" Qian Lingxue scolded, "Go back and rest, I said that this matter has nothing to do with you, so you don't have to worry about it." ”
Xue Ke was still standing in place, this was the first time she had defied the words of her beloved royal brother,
"Brother Huang, execute me, in this way, maybe you can calm the anger of those soul masters, and our Heaven Dou Empire still has a chance."
She pretended to be strong and said to Qianrenxue.
"Nonsense!" Qian Lingxue looked at the stubborn girl in front of her and slapped the table hard.
"Tang Yuehua is just an excuse, even if there is no Tang Yuehua, the Martial Spirit Empire will come over, but sooner or later, don't think about it anymore, hurry down and rest."
"But it's still a little useful after all." Xue Ke stood under the main hall like this, tilting his head and confronting Qianrenxue.
These days, she also occasionally hears the gossip of those palace maids, and she also knows that many people are pointing the finger at her and her imperial brother.
Many local officials even said that they would execute her, the princess, although these officials were all imprisoned by the imperial brother and those twists and turns were also detained, but after all, the paper could not contain the fire, and she still knew about it.
She also knew that Aunt Yuehua had agreed to follow the mission to Wuhun City, and it was her fault that all the mistakes were her fault.
She didn't choose to resent Tang Yuehua, she just kept blaming herself in her heart, Xue Ke was such a person.
In fact, she was very afraid of death, but she was even more reluctant to watch her brother die, so she was willing to die, hoping that her death would have some effect on her brother.
At least, it can calm the anger of the Martial Spirit Empire a little, and even if the Heaven Dou Empire is defeated, he may be able to survive if he orders his imperial brother to be executed.
Since childhood, the only one who is really good to himself is the royal brother, although Xue Ye seems to love her as a daughter, but he has hardly accompanied her except for rewards, let alone avalanche, he once showed that kind of obscene expression to Xue Ke, which once left a shadow in Xue Ke's heart.
The imperial brother in her heart is only Xue Qinghe, because he really regards himself as a relative, taking care of him meticulously, every time he encounters something, he will talk to the imperial brother, and the imperial brother will put down what he is doing and listen tirelessly.
Thinking of the helpless and doting look on the imperial brother's face every time she pestered the imperial brother, she felt that her heart was full, if her death could be exchanged for the life of the imperial brother, she felt that it was worth it.
"Stand down!" Qian Lingxue shouted angrily: "I told you to step down!" ”
Her tone trembled a little, as if she was in a hurry.
"Brother Huang!" Xue Ke looked at the imperial brother on the stage, in her impression, the imperial brother had never been so angry, she subconsciously stared at Qianyue with wide eyes, no matter what happened to her before, as long as she did this, the imperial brother would forgive herself.
But at this time, her imperial brother still looked at her coldly.
"Okay, Brother Huang...... You take care of yourself. Xue Ke finally retreated.
Looking at Xue Ke's distant back, Qian Lingxue opened her mouth a little secretly,
"But I'm not your royal brother after all, I just hope you don't blame me when the time comes."
Xue Ke is the only person she recognizes in the Heaven Dou Empire, and she really treats Xue Ke as her sister, Xue Ke is eleven years younger than her, and when she incarnated as Xue Qinghe, Xue Ke was just born.
The lack of family affection in the Wuhun Hall made her a little lacking in love, but the identity of the undercover prince doomed her to not be too close to others, until Xue Ke was born, in this "sister" who was no threat to her, she could finally release her family affection.
Her missing love has made up for part of Xue Ke's body, and she has always been the one who has spoiled this sister since she was a child, but she is not Xue Qinghe after all, not Xue Ke's own brother, but Qianrenxue of Wuhun Palace.
"Xiao Ke!" Qianyue closed her eyes and exhaled heavily
Even if the Heaven Dou Empire is shattered, she will still keep Xue Ke fine, but I don't know how Xue Ke will look at her as a "brother" at that time.
"Your Majesty, Yu Xiaogang asks to see you."