on the couch.

Even if she was good-tempered, Lin Miaomiao was a little annoyed.

But I was secretly relieved in my heart!

Whether it is a transfer record or a variety of chat records, Wang Hao is indeed very consistent with the label of a dead otaku.

Of course

Maybe it would be better if you didn't have those sites.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but be a little curious.

Could it be that I have been married for a long time, so the family is not as fragrant as those pictures on the Internet?

I really don't understand!

What a mess of twisted psychology this is!

"Dog man, isn't a real person good-looking?"

Secretly scolding in her heart, Lin Miaomiao's attention suddenly fell on the icon on a forum.

Then I clicked in without thinking about it.

"7 years of marriage, 3 years of separate beds, brothers, do you think I can still hold on?"

"Don't hold on!"

"The old king next door has been waiting for this day for a long time!"

……

Open the forum's recent browsing history.

Lin Miaomiao immediately discovered a marriage topic post that Wang Hao frequently paid attention to.

But looking at the content of the post,

The corners of his mouth suddenly couldn't help but raise a slight arc.

The seven-year itch?

Goji berries soaked red dates?

Everything!

Lin Miaomiao can be sure that Wang Hao's body will definitely be fine.

Although the number of times the two of them is not much, the quality is still okay, that is, in the last half a year...... There are indeed only a handful.

It's just that the thinking of a straight man is sometimes a bit maddening.

It always makes people feel that if this kind of life goes on like this, then what hope is there.

"In fact, marriage is a two-way street, one slap doesn't make a sound, whoever has a problem, the other person can't always be positive feedback, and negative feedback is inevitable."

"Falling in love depends on passion, but there are three states of marriage."

"One is as plain as water, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, thirty years as a day, not so much in love, but in completing a programmed task in life, this state is the most common, but also the most durable, love becomes friendship, friendship becomes family."

"One is a roller coaster, when the mood is good, the feeling is indescribable, such as into the clouds, straight into the clouds, drunk and indescribable, in the eyes of outsiders, it is lingering and compassionate, like glue. But it mostly appears when you are just married, and once the enthusiasm subsides, it becomes great sorrow and joy, loneliness, loneliness and coldness, all kinds of negative emotions, and all kinds of persecution paranoia all come out at once. As a result, obviously, it's either an affair or a cheating, it's either a mistress or a divorce! It is not an exaggeration to say that chickens fly and dogs jump, and chicken feathers are everywhere. ”

"The third is the most perfect state that will appear in the work of art, everyone here can just take a look, if you want to do it, you can't just have a brain, you have to have talent."

"This state is described a lot, what is the case with eyebrows, respect each other like guests, the piano and the song, and the foam of each other...... When they are together, all kinds of romance come at hand, and all kinds of contradictions are resolved between understatements, the spring breeze moistens things silently, and the clear spring water comes from the stone. ”

……

Probably a little tired,

Of course, it is also possible that a nerve has been touched.

Lin Miaomiao closed the forum, thought about it and didn't clear Wang Hao's browsing history, but her eyes looked at the ceiling in a daze.

After half a ring, he put down Wang Hao's mobile phone, and then flipped through it with his mobile phone.

Inside the notepad,

Densely packed with Wang Hao, who has written down by himself for so many years, every time he gives himself a gift,

Every time you create romance for yourself,

Every note that her off.

In previous years, it was true that there was more romance than anger.

In the past two years, whether it is romance or anger, the numbers are stretched enough to be shocking.

After thinking about it,

Lin Miaomiao added a few more.

"On May 29, I went to Chen Fei's house for the night, and he was indifferent!"

"On May 30, he picked me up from work and bought me stinky tofu, but I was angry, inexplicably, maybe I was thinking too much."

"May 30th, damn menstrual cramps, I must be a man in my next life! But I was very happy, he prepared a warm water bag for me and helped me rub my stomach, which was really gentle. I don't know where I learned the principle of massage and health, but it was very comfortable to help me wash my feet and massage, and it didn't hurt at all. ”

"On May 31, I got angry and told him I was going to have dinner with a client, but there was no response."

"On May 31, I was really moved, he came to the restaurant, and drank a lot of wine, and the leaders and customers were very satisfied, but I was very distressed and had some complicated feelings."

"June 1...... Happy Holidays, husband! I hope you will always be the boy we just met, the four seasons are like spring, the smile is always there, love you! ”

Finished,

Lin Miaomiao looked at the records she had written, and couldn't help but show a smile on her face.

But then he snorted and added another one.

"June 1st! Wang Hao, a bastard, actually watched a small website behind my back!! And there are five collections! I'm! Delete it all in one go, so you can watch it again! Clean up his phone regularly in the future! ”

Turn off your phone,

Lin Miaomiao fell asleep deeply.

Early the next morning.

"It's over, it's over, it's late!"

"Lin Miaomiao! Why don't you call me! ”

In the living room, Chen Fei suddenly got up from the sofa, then glanced at the time, and immediately exploded!

It's already half past eight!

"You sleep like a pig, I can't wake up when I scream!"

"Then you hit me! I was killed by you, and I will definitely be scolded by the female devil again today! ”

"You're not going to work?"

Seeing that Lin Miaomiao was busy in the kitchen with an apron, Chen Fei got up and asked.

"I've asked the leader for leave, I'll go over later today, and I'll go to make a card when Wang Hao wakes up!"

"Why don't you take a leave of absence?"

Chen Fei: "Forget it, if you are late, you will be criticized, and your salary will be deducted if you ask for leave!" It's better to kill me. ”

"What about Lao Wang? Still lying on the corpse? ”

Lin Miaomiao: "......"

"Then hurry up and wash up, eat something, and let's go! Greedy. ”

Chen Fei: "What's wrong with me being a money fan, isn't the money fragrant?" ”

As soon as he got up, Chen Fei washed up and cleaned up after three times and divided five by two.

I didn't bother to put on makeup, so I stuffed some food indiscriminately, said hello and went out.

"Don't forget what you said last night, I'll call you then, let's make an appointment!"

Lin Miaomiao: "Okay, you, hurry up and go to work!" ”

A cigarette went downstairs.

In the house,

Lin Miaomiao finished breakfast, cleaned up the kitchen and went to the bedroom.

On the bed, Wang Hao opened his eyes and suddenly felt a little headache.

Seeing Lin Miaomiao push open the door and come in, she grinned and asked, Chen Fei, that woman is gone?

"Gone!"

"How are you? Is it better? ”

"It's much better, it's just a little dizzy, you didn't go to work?"

"I'm on leave! Or I'll serve you some porridge. ”

Wang Hao shook his head, obviously a little sick to his stomach after the hangover, I have to say that the side effects of this special mission card are indeed very devastating.

A full 24 hours!

I was in a coma for the first half of the whole process, and now I wake up and have a feeling of turning over my whole stomach.

In the bedroom,

The two chatted for a while, and seeing Lin Miaomiao wearing an apron, Wang Hao couldn't help but glare.

"Don't you never go out into the kitchen?"

"What do you mean? Blame me for not being able to cook. ”

gave him a blank look, Lin Miaomiao didn't bother to take care of him.

Man! Scold! Give a little color and open the dye vat.

"No, no, how can it! My daughter-in-law can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen. ”

"I know it's useless to say something, you can't do it alone in the afternoon, I'll go to the company to deal with something later."

Wang Hao nodded, how could a man say no!

However, when I glanced at the mobile phone on the bedside table, I suddenly felt a little weak.