At the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain.

Zhang Yunshan was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, unfortunately, the Great Sage was head outward, and his ass was outside.

He only remembered that when he was in the Heavenly Court, because the Jade Emperor was promulgating the decree, everyone said: obey the decree.

And he said, "Look at you."

The Jade Emperor was furious, degraded to the mortal world, and first pressed the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, and said: Reflection and repentance.

But the little god who did the work shook his hand and threw him into the demon world, Wuzhi Mountain is still the Wuzhi Mountain of the year, but Zhang Yunshan is not the great sage of the year.

Since Zhang Yunshan and Wuzhi Mountain fell from the sky, he was pressed under the mountain, and it was quite quiet a few days ago, because he couldn't see it, he could only listen to it, but except for the sound of wind and rain, there was no voice, oh, no, demon sound.

Zhang Yunshan broke his fingers and messed around, but on the sixth day, someone came.

No, he heard a shrill voice from afar.

"Big brother, what do you say the king asked us to come over? Just because a mountain fell from the sky? Isn't that a common occurrence? Last time, a pig fell, and the king didn't dare to come out of the hole, why was he so active this time. ”

Then a thick and bright voice answered.

"What do you want to do so much? The task given to us by the king will be completed well, and we will definitely be rewarded when we go back! ”

"Aren't I afraid of losing money! I want to keep an eye on it. ”

"You will practice with the king in a down-to-earth manner, let you patrol the mountains, you will patrol the mountains, this radius of hundreds of miles, our king is the strongest, mix with him, the most promising, honestly patrol the mountains!"

Zhang Yunshan heard it, these are two little monsters patrolling the mountains, no wonder, a mountain fell from the sky, and the demons on the ground must come to see it, but listen to it. It should be two little minions.

Back then, Zhang Yunshan was in the Heavenly Court, and he had never dealt with these little monsters at all, and he was not a figure in the same world.

If you want to ask Zhang Yunshan what he used to do in the sky, then it will be interesting, he wrote novels for the Queen Mother in the sky, the Queen Mother loves to read abusive texts, the more she dies and lives, the more she likes it, she has to write 100,000 words every day, Zhang Yunshan is about to write a demon.

This trouble, in fact, he did it on purpose, and it was also planned to be demoted to the mortal world.

Thinking about the beginning, in Zhang Yunshan's previous life, he went to the commissary to buy instant noodles, and when he paid the money, he saw the beautiful female shopkeeper at a glance, and he felt that this was his true destiny!

When he went out, he forgot to take the instant noodles, and the female shopkeeper chased him out and shouted: "Your crispy noodles!" ”

Zhang Yunshan heard the female shopkeeper shouting at him, turned around happily, and was hit by a car as soon as he took a step.

Behind is the underworld, just in time for Lord Yan to find an abusive writer for the Queen Mother, Lord Yan waved his hand and caught Zhang Yunshan, and there was this one behind.

As long as he is demoted to the mortal world, he can go to the female shopkeeper he misses, and live and fly together for the rest of his life.

He must return to the world!

This is the plan to be demoted in the heavenly court, but the creation makes people, and he wants to cry now, because the mortal world has not been completed, and he has gone to the demon world.

"Hey. Little brother, there are two monsters outside, are you afraid? ”

The voice that suddenly appeared in his mind frightened Zhang Yunshan into a thrill, and he hurriedly asked: ", who is talking!" ”

"What are you anxious about, I'm in your head, I'm your system, you can call me big brother."

"Whew!" Zhang Yunshan opened his mouth and scolded: "Who are you fooling? Don't ask, what scene haven't I seen? Are you still my big brother? ”

"If you don't believe it, I was originally a wandering god in space, but I ran into Wuzhi Mountain, collided with you, and was crushed here, and the program crashed for several days before I came to my senses."

"Blow, blow, wanderer? I've never heard of it. ”

"It's okay if you don't believe it, as long as you lure the little demon outside over, and I let you out, you will believe it."

Zhang Yunshan was about to refute when he heard a sentence appear in his mind.

"System Mission: Get the attention of the little demon! Reward: Get out of Five Finger Mountain! ”

The trick is very advanced, and I really came up with a system, Zhang Yunshan thought to himself, if you have nothing to do, I will play with you.

How can you lure those two little monsters over? Zhang Yunshan's head is in the mountain, only the ass is in the mountain, there is only one way.

Zhang Yunshan searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, collected all the gas inside, and then released a shocking fart of crying ghosts and gods.

This loud noise startled the two little demons in the distance, and a sharp-mouthed mouse swooped behind a tanuki cat, and said with a slight cry: "Big brother, did you hear any movement?" ”

The tanuki cat grinned and said, "Brother, what are you doing, scaring you like this with a thunderbolt." ”

The mouse spirit trembled all over, and said: "Brother, don't be funny, this blue sky and white day, where is the thunder, like a sky collapse, I heard the sound as if it came from the foot of the mountain in front of me." ”

But the cat monster was not afraid, and said, "Let's go, go over and see, you lead the way." ”

"I don't dare ......"

"Cowardice! Follow me! ”

A mouse and a cat slowly approached the foot of the mountain where Zhang Yunshan was, and saw Zhang Yunshan's ass at a glance.

Seeing that there was only a lump of meat here, the rat was bold, so he stepped forward, laughed, and said, "What was I doing at that time, it turned out to be Tai Sui!" ”

The flower cat monster also laughed and said, "This is a good thing, dig it out and carry it back, and the king will definitely have a reward." ”

At this time, Zhang Yunshan heard them approaching, and was busy summoning the god in his heart, saying, "Big brother, I have completed the task, and they are coming." ”

There was an immediate response in his mind, and the wandering god said, "Congratulations, you've completed the task." ”

"And what about my reward?"

"Look at you!"

Zhang Yunshan wondered in his heart, this sentence is so familiar.

"The first time we met, you called me big brother again, I'm very happy to give you a meeting gift."

"Okay, big brother, please speak!"

"Give you a skill, do what you say!"

"System prompt: Congratulations on obtaining the skill of speaking out of the law, skill content: You can change all the reality content at will within three meters, and you can follow the law. Skill level: Level 1, upgradeable. ”

Zhang Yunshan was stunned for a moment, and didn't understand what it meant for a while.

The little youkai outside is ready to dig his ass.

"Big brother, this Tai Sui is in the mountains, it's not easy to dig, I heard that Tai Sui can grow back, why don't we cut a little bit and go back first!"

"Good idea, bring a knife!"

The two youkai drew their knives with great interest.

This frightened Zhang Yunshan, and if this knife went down, he would say goodbye to his ass forever.

At this time, Zhang Yunshan remembered the system prompt, and said what he said?

Immediately shouted, "I'm outside the mountain!" ”

only listened to the shaking of the mountain for a while, shaking the mouse essence and the flower cat monster to the ground, but Zhang Yunshan's eyes lit up, and he had already reached the outside of the mountain.

This made Zhang Yunshan very happy, and he raised his waist to the sky and shouted: "Hahahahaha, I'm out!" I'm free! Hahahaha! ”