Chapter 5 Tearing the face and fighting ruthlessly, the double axe is not opened
Let's say that Xiaoliu and Daqiang worked hard to add firewood to the fire, and when they heard a strange cry in the pot, they just thought that Tai Sui was awakened by the scald, and they didn't care much.
This night passed quickly, and as soon as the day dawned, Zhu Laosan stretched his waist and walked out of the inner room, and saw Xiaoliu and Daqiang, who had stayed up all night, were still working.
"How many hours have you been cooking?"
"King, it's been boiling for 6 hours!"
The third pig nodded and said, "The time is just right, and then the boiling Tai Sui will melt, open the pot!" ”
The mouse spirit Xiaoliu extinguished the fire, the flower cat monster Daqiang moved the stone of the lid of the pot, and the third pig came forward to open the lid of the pot, and a burst of heat came to his face.
I saw Zhang Yunshan lying in the pot in all directions, his face was slightly red, and he didn't move.
The third pig is happy, this is just right, Tai Sui must have been cooked thoroughly, but the soup is a little muddy.
"Bring me a spoon!"
Xiao Liu handed over the spoon slipperily, and the third pig scooped a spoonful of soup, drank it into his mouth, tasted it, and said: "Yes, the soup is delicious, but it is a little light, and you should add some salt." ”
Xiao Liu chimed in and said, "Yes, yes, it would be more perfect to put some peppercorns." ”
Zhu Laosan was going to scoop another spoonful, but Xiao Liu and Da Qiang were already drooling greedily.
But Zhang Yunshan yawned, opened his eyes, and stood up.
Zhu Laosan's hand holding the spoon stopped, and Xiaoliu and Daqiang were also stunned, opening their mouths wide, and their saliva was still flowing.
"Morning! My dear friends! ”
"Morning ...... Well? Why are you not cooked! ”
"What's ripe? We've both had a drink, and of course we're cooked! Zhang Yunshan jumped out of the pot, shook off the water on his body, and put on his clothes.
Zhu Laosan deserved to be the king, and soon came to his senses, and said with a smile on his face: "Shangxian, how well did you sleep?" ”
"Good! Great! Zhang Yunshan was in good spirits, sorted out his clothes and stared at Zhu Laosan, and said, "However, when did you put me in the pot?" ”
Zhu Lao San was choked for a while, and his heart turned sharply, saying: "Shangxian was drunk yesterday, I will give you the wind and wash the dust!" Take a hot bath! ”
"Then why did you still put the lid on the pot?"
"Yesterday it was windy, and I was afraid that the immortals would catch a cold."
"Really?"
"Seriously!"
A smile like a spring breeze appeared on Zhang Yunshan's face, and he said: "Hahaha, it's still thoughtful that the king thinks, it's really comfortable to take a hot bath!" ”
Zhu Laosan was also grinning on the side, Xiao Liu and Da Qiang looked at these two people, you and me, everyone was stupid, and their brains couldn't turn around.
The flower cat monster Daqiang reacted, and was about to speak, when the third pig came up and kicked him, kicked him to the ground, and scolded: "Don't hurry up and prepare breakfast for Shangxian!" I don't have any eyesight! ”
Mouse Jing Xiaoliu stepped forward to help Daqiang and hurriedly prepared to eat.
"Shangxian, go to the cave to rest first, and we will have breakfast immediately."
"It's easy to say, I'm really hungry."
The two entered the cave, and the third pig said to change his clothes and come to accompany him, and Zhang Yunshan sat alone in the hall.
The food came up after a while, but the third pig hadn't come back yet, and Zhang Yunshan didn't want to wait for him anymore, so he ate alone.
And at this moment, the third pig walked back and forth in the inner room, and finally made up his mind, if the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come!
"Someone, put on armor for me, take my weapon!"
A few little demons ran in to pierce his armor, and the third pig took a double axe, and a group of people went to the hall in a mighty way.
At this time, Zhang Yunshan had already eaten enough, changed a toothpick and was leisurely picking his teeth, and saw Zhu Laosan walking in full armor.
"Yo, king, have breakfast, the sense of ceremony is quite strong?"
"Humph!" The third pig put the double axe on his shoulder, stood in front of the little demons, and said murderously: "You Tai Sui Jing!" I didn't stew you yesterday, but today I'll dismantle you into eight pieces and put it in the pot to stew! ”
"Oh? Finally not to catch the wind and wash the dust? Dawang's acting skills are awesome. Zhang Yunshan didn't care.
"Shall you play with you? Eat me with an axe! "The pig san rushed to kill, and took advantage of the situation to cut a pair of axes at Zhang Yunshan, if this ordinary person hits it, I am afraid that it will become two halves.
Zhang Yunshan is not an ordinary person now, he said unhurriedly: "Whatever, I am copper and iron-clad, invulnerable." ”
When he was dying, the third pig was talking nonsense, and he used all his strength to slash down at Zhang Yunshan's neck.
This axe, like a thousand catties, is very powerful, one axe slashed in front of Zhang Yunshan, split his toothpick in half, and finally landed on the thigh, and the other axe accurately cut his neck.
Only two piercing sounds of gold and stone collision were heard, which resounded throughout the cave.
Zhang Yunshan was still in that posture of picking his teeth, and Zhu Laosan's eyes were already wide, the expected flesh and blood splashed, the two axes and four halves did not happen, his hands were numb with shock, and he used ten percent of his strength just now, but it seemed to be cut on the iron stone!
"What!" The third pig screamed in surprise.
"I don't have the strength to beat people, and I still say that I know martial arts? Shame on you! Zhang Yunshan threw the toothpick in his hand and said in a weird way.
The third pig was angry, his eyes were red, he gritted his teeth, and looked at it with a few axes in a row, but Zhang Yunshan didn't do anything!
Zhu Laosan took a few steps back, looked at a few gaps on the double axe, and was shocked, what kind of body is this? Broken axes?
The little demons were dumbfounded, and they didn't dare to make a sound on the side, the mouse spirit had already planned to celebrate, and the words were all thought of, but they couldn't say a word with their mouths open.
After a short period of calm, the cave was like a fried pot, and the little demons chattered and discussed.
"It's amazing!"
"yes, yes! It's invulnerable! ”
"What can I do?"
The three old pigs shouted: "Don't panic! ”
The little demons shut up, looked at him, and only heard the third pig say: "Bring a rope and tie him up!" ”
"Let's go together! Don't go it alone! There are dozens of us, and the advantage is mine! Give it to me! ”
The little demons took the rope and rushed towards Zhang Yunshan.
"Come on, let's go together!" Zhang Yunshan stood up, posed with his hands, stood with his legs, and said calmly: "Yongchun!" Ip Man! ”