"Jiang Fanhua, have you changed the plan sent to you by WeChat at seven o'clock in the morning? It's almost eleven o'clock, and it's time for a meeting. ”

"Xiao Jiang, the plan your company gave me yesterday is very good, but there may be some places that still need to be changed."

"Dear customer, your credit card bill for this month has been issued, please click the link below to view."

"DingTalk reminds you that it's time to clock in."

……

Yes.

I dreamed about what happened before the crossing again.

I didn't expect to be a god, and I would often dream about the past, and sure enough, I was still too idle.

After waking up from the dream, the new immortal Baili Fanhua touched his hair that no longer fell casually, and thought helplessly, sure enough, he still had to work hard to find a job.

Before the crossing, Jiang Fanhua was just an ordinary worker who was diligent and diligent and checked in every day and fell on the eve of the company's listing, but after the crossing, she became the only peerless genius who rose to the top in three thousand years.

Then, luck took a turn.

"Flowers, I failed the interview again." A fairy with red eyes and a peerless appearance walked towards her, holding a hundred miles of flowers and crying bitterly, "Failed again, I'm about to get out of the protection period of the new immortals, I haven't been able to find a job yet, I'm going to be a nameless scattered immortal." ”

Hearing this, Baili Fanhua also had a look of distress on his face, "Fuying, you still have demon blood, and you have recruited many more positions than me, I am an ordinary human race, and I am not even qualified for an interview." ”

It's literal.

I thought that after ascending, I would be able to be a carefree fairy, who knew that Xiaoyao was free, but there was no income at all!

In these years, there are too many people who have ascended.

Immortals have a long lifespan, and below the immortal realm, there is a cultivation realm known as the heavens and ten thousand worlds, and from time to time a group of immortals soars, causing the immortals in the immortal realm to be crowded into piles, and the immortal qi is not enough at all. In addition to the newly ascended immortals like Baili Fanhua and Fuying, there is a so-called newcomer protection period, which is about the same as the identity protection of fresh graduates in the previous life, so that they can live in the collective cave provided by the immortal world. Once the identity of the fresh graduate expires and he doesn't think of a job, he can only become a nameless scattered immortal and work odd jobs everywhere to live.

I can't say how sad and angry I am.

In his previous life, he could retire after working for forty years at most, but he became an immortal through the leap and became an immortal, and he had to work for at least 100,000 years if he wanted to retire. And what's even more terrifying than working for 100,000 years is that you can't find a job yet!

In this fairy world, Baili Fanhua has been looking for a job for fifty years, and I can't find it at all.

An ordinary temporary worker working for the twenty gods under His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven will burn the stove, the contract time is only a hundred years, just such a job that sounds very frustrating, Baili Fanhua confidently went to submit something similar to his resume, wrote his great achievements in the cultivation world and bragged about himself, but he didn't even have the opportunity to interview.

Who are the interviewees?

One is a descendant of the dragon and phoenix who was born with a Dan fire, and it is said that the stove is a must, and it does not need the fairy world to provide flames.

One is the most famous alchemist in the heavens and all worlds, who is so famous that he grew up listening to other people's legends and stories before he ascended.

There is also a proper second generation of immortals, and his father is the younger brother of the god's colleague and friend.

In comparison, the Baili Fanhua with no background, no bloodline, and no special combat power is not worth mentioning at all.

Next, Baili Fanhua repeatedly submitted almost tens of thousands of jobs, and only a handful of interviews were received, and the number of offers received was still 0.

"I feel that I am already destined to be a nameless scattered immortal." As she spoke, tears were about to fall out.

It's too hard.

She doesn't want to be a scattered immortal.

Scattered immortals are miserable, because they don't have enough immortal stones to cultivate, and their faces often become old, and there is no way to survive the three calamities and tribulations that are exclusive to immortals. If you can't survive the catastrophe directly, it's okay to die directly, but if you're unlucky, you may still retain a wisp of primordial spirit to start from the beast, then it's going to be fatal.

Because for the Heavenly Dao, now that there are so many immortals that explode that they are equivalent to parasites, they can absorb the vitality of heaven and earth without doing anything, and live forever, violating the way of life and death. To put it simply, the immortals can seamlessly connect with the old fritters who get a high salary but don't work in the workplace, can Tiandao see it? So we had to change the way to lay off employees. And Sanxian, as a group of pests that have no guarantee and a large number, is undoubtedly the first batch to be laid off.

Please, who hasn't gone through a lot of hardships to ascend to success? Now that it is said that the cut is going to be cut, it may be better to live than to die, which immortal can stand it? As a result, there is a phenomenon that all kinds of immortals are exhausted for a post.

Want not to be made redundant? First of all, the best position is to be an immortal official, work hard for the creatures of the Three Realms, and the way of heaven will let you go. The second is to turn yourself into a stone, and if you don't absorb immortal energy, you will naturally not be targeted by the Heavenly Dao, or it is okay to be reincarnated directly as a mortal, provided that you have to have great merit to be reincarnated in a good person, otherwise it will be a life of hardship and suffering. The worst choice is to be a scattered immortal, and if you don't do it well, you have to be a beast.

Knowing all this cause and effect, I can't wait to die, why did I hate going to work so much in my previous life, and I actually begged to go to work in this life?

God must be playing with her!

Fuying could only pat Baili Fanhua's shoulder, and sighed helplessly, "There are more and more immortals who have risen this year, and if you continue like this, how are you reviewing?" The eighty-nine thousand three hundred and sixty-ninth immortal official recruitment examination in the fairy world is about to begin, and you are only three points away from entering the interview last time, so you should be able to do it this time. ”

"Although I was only three points short last time, I was separated by more than 30,000 places, and the number of immortals who applied for the Immortal Officer exam this year has reached a new high. Moreover, now in addition to the central immortal court, the immortal realm has added the southeast, northwest, and northwest immortal courts, but the number of immortal official positions is still far from enough. I heard that the Emperor of Heaven is now worried and wants to abdicate to make way for Xian. Baili Blossom sighed, and the words he said made a phoenix immortal with a fire attribute feel cold when he heard it.

"Who makes the immortal official well-treated? Not only can we send immortal stones for cultivation every year, but we will also teach the method of crossing the calamity. Even if we soar to immortals, the average lifespan is only 100,000 years. Only when we become immortal officials can we be recognized by the Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Realm, and we will not be destroyed by the three calamities and tribulations unique to immortals. Even the third son of the Emperor of Heaven was reincarnated as a mortal because he did not survive the three calamities and three tribulations. The son of the Emperor of Heaven is not exempt from vulgarity, let alone you and me? Fu Ying took a deep breath, "If I hadn't even reached the most basic passing grade, I would definitely have worked hard to take the exam." ”

"This year's immortal official positions are thirty percent less than fifty years ago, and almost all of them are the lowest-level officials. I'm afraid that this time the competition will be even worse than the previous one, and the situation will not be good in the future. In her previous life, she watched the position of Bi Ma Wen obtained by Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West" when he went to the heavenly realm at the beginning, and when converted to their current immortal court, they can be called high-ranking officials.

Such a comparison makes the flowers even more sad.

She even envied those Pegasi, at least they had an organization, so they didn't have to worry about what they didn't have.

"Yes, two days ago, another immortal rebelled, saying that the fairy world couldn't stay anymore and wanted to go to the demon world to mix. The competition in the demon world will only be more cruel than ours here, the weak will eat the strong, and the weak immortals will be eaten by those heavenly demons as food. Fu Ying clasped his hands and said, "By the way, the job list should have come out, which immortal official position are you going to apply for?" ”

Baili Fanhua hesitated for a long time, and finally said slowly, "I applied for the position of the Immortal Realm's Cultivation True Realm Management Department. ”

Fuying's jaw was about to drop when she heard it, "Are you crazy?" You've finally ascended, and you're going to return to the cultivation realm? And I remember that this position has not been able to recruit people over the years, even if you recruit an immortal to work for a few years, you would rather be eaten by the Heavenly Dao contract and come back, why can't you think of taking this test? ”

There are high and low immortal official positions, but everyone agrees that even if it is the lowest-level immortal official, as long as he stays in the immortal world, it is a good position. On the contrary, no matter how high the salary is, it is not good to leave the position in the immortal world.

For example, the Immortal Realm Office in the Demon Realm, the Religious and Cultural Management Department in the Buddhist Realm, the Cultivation Realm Management Department, and so on.

And among these positions, the resignation rate of the management department in the cultivation realm is the highest, which can be called a garbage post in the immortal world that everyone hears about and avoids color, and even the nameless scattered immortal is stronger than that position, after all, the nameless scattered immortal will die later, and if you go to this post, I am afraid that you will be eaten by the heavenly way and die faster.

"Fuying, you have to understand that now it's not me looking for a job, it's about seeing what job is willing to look for me." There is no way to spend a hundred miles of flowers, but she doesn't have a single fairy stone now, and a bunch of gods who are higher than her, bloodier than her, and have a thicker background than her are still waiting to be fed and can't find a job.

"For this kind of garbage position, the number of immortals who have signed up now is more than 10,000, and it seems that everyone has the same idea as me." Baili Blossom looked lonely into the distance, "The fairy world is like a melting pot, and the immortals are suffering, and everyone doesn't want to be like this." ”