Chapter 40: The King, You Dislike Me......
After the dispersal of the dynasty, Di Xin sat in the study for a long time, but he still couldn't figure it out.
What happened to the princes' pilgrimage today, and even the final rebellion of Su Hutishi, and the conquest of the Northern Bohou, how did he think and feel weird.
"How do you feel like I've been designed?"
I really couldn't help it, Di Xin, called his own system.
"System, come out! Come out! ”
Open the system page, and click on the call system frantically in your mind...... How do you know, after calling for a long time, the system is completely unmoved......
In the back, as if being annoyed, the button to call the system changed and replaced it with a plaque, which read: "Please don't disturb the system's cave room for candle nights!" ”
"I'm TUI! You don't have a physical system, do you know what a cave candle is? Do you know what a woman is? Is there a bit of a work ethic! ”
Di Xin was so angry that he rolled his eyes when he was thrown out by the system...... Lying flat is to let my host lie flat, not to let you lie flat and rotten as a system elf!
Who is the system and who is the host!
But the system ignored it, and he couldn't ...... Helpless, he could only sigh: "That's it, I'm also a modern person with thousands of years of knowledge, I can't be played by a group of ancients four thousand years ago, right?" Well...... Probably not, right? ”
Di Xin tried to convince himself, got up and left the study, and headed for the middle palace...... If you are faint, you have to look like a faint king! My three beauties, I'm coming! ~
Stepping into the middle palace, Emperor Kimchi found that this middle palace attendant and palace maid, why didn't any of them see?
Frowning slightly, he pushed open the palace door...... Then, he found that his queen, Concubine Yang, and Concubine Huang were actually wearing the court clothes of the previous dynasty and sitting on the couch seriously?
The most important thing is that they are only wearing outer clothes, and through the silk-like half-hidden clothes, they can clearly see that they are naked inside? !
Di Xin subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and his eyes instantly lit up......
"Beauty, Lonely, here!"
[Wow, did they take the wrong medicine today? I can't persuade you on weekdays, but today I ...... Gollum, Boom! ~】
"Where did the man come from, he dared to trespass on the palace curtain! Concubine Yang and Concubine Huang, don't pull him down yet...... Give him three sticks! ”
Queen Jiang forcibly endured her shyness and opened her mouth to reprimand angrily!
Seeing the two concubines coming with a red face, shy and reserved, Di Xin was even more excited......
"The queen forgives her sins......"
Di Xin bowed down and pleaded, of course, with his head raised......
[Or role-playing?] Wow, I'm so happy! ~Woohoo! ~】
Needless to say, under the deliberate temptation of the three girls, Di Xin, who thought he was a big man, was poured cup after cup, and the whole person was dazed.
Then, the three daughters deliberately ran away, tempting Di Xin, from the empty middle palace to the side hall......
Before entering, Xiao Ye, the palace maid in the shadows, gave her mother a successful gesture......
Don't worry, I've driven all the people around! Play as you want!
Queen Jiang nodded and motioned for Xiao Ye to step back as well...... Although they had to act like this for the sake of the human race and the great merchants, they still didn't want others to see it......
"Hee-hee, Lone got you!"
In the side hall, Di Xin, who was covering his eyes, grabbed Concubine Yang suddenly, ripped off the blindfold, and lowered his head at the legal Lori is mouthful!
Concubine Yang covered her face and twisted her body unruly: "King, you are so bad!" ”
"Men aren't bad, women don't love ......"
Di Xin hugged Concubine Yang and wanted to correct the Fa on the spot...... But when he hugged each other, he suddenly found that the scene in front of him seemed to be a little wrong?
"Hmm...... This, which is in the side hall? Bad luck! ”
Di Xin, who was drunk, looked around, there were sweet potatoes and oysters everywhere, and when he thought that these two things were to enhance his national strength and prevent him from becoming holy, he couldn't help but scold......
Concubine Yang didn't care, they already knew that the king wanted to set himself on fire and become holy, and of course he was reluctant to take out such a good thing as sweet potatoes!
"King,"
Concubine Yang took the initiative to lean on Di Xin's arms, raised her head, revealing her big shining eyes, and looked at Di Xin in a daze: "The concubine really wants to know, what are the things in the side hall?" ”
"A pile of rubbish, nothing good...... Beauty, let's continue in another place......"
Even when he was drunk, Di Xin still remembered his obsession with sanctification, and did not say anything about the role of sweet potatoes and oysters......
"Then why did the king pile it up in the side hall? You don't know what these things are for, do you? ”
Concubine Yang's bright eyes gave birth to a hint of doubt...... At this time, Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang at the door glanced at each other, and they also twisted in coquettishly: "Sister Yang, our king knows astronomy and geography, and there are only some miscellaneous things, how can we hide from the king?" You're right, King? ”
"Of course, I'm Dixin! The king of the great merchants! ”
In the face of his woman's praise, Di Xin, who drank too much, still remembered his obsession, patted his chest and replied loudly.
"But...... Why did the king tell me that he didn't know? Could it be that the king dislikes his sister and is unwilling to tell his sister even some unimportant things? ”
Concubine Yang said aggrievedly, her bright big eyes suddenly floated with mist...... fingers, even more kept drawing circles on Di Xin's open chest......
That pitiful little appearance, I really felt pity, and it melted Di Xin's heart, and even forgot about himself!
"My little cutie, how can I dislike you...... Don't you want to know, this king will tell you! ”
Di Xin, who had been completely confused by beauty, hurriedly walked over, picked up the sweet potato and introduced it to Concubine Yang: "This thing, it's called sweet potato, tell you secretly, it's very powerful!" can produce 60 stones per mu, with him, people in the whole world will not starve to death! ”
"Well, it's called oysters, and it can be seen everywhere along the coast, so it's just a thing, eat it...... Hey, hey, hey, it can make you pregnant in two years! ”
Di Xin stretched out his fingers and jumped up Concubine Yang's chin lightly, revealing an astringent smile.
On the side, Concubine Huang and the queen glanced at each other in surprise, it turned out that there was not only a big surprise of sweet potatoes, but also oysters that could promote fertility? Still everywhere?!
You must know that the two most critical factors restricting the development of big business are food and population! I didn't expect that in the king, it was all solved! It is worthy of being a system of humane incarnation, and the things given are all what the Terrans need most!
When the queen thought of these two things in the Great Chamber of Commerce, the fortunes of the country had soared, and even the two most important problems of the human race had been solved, she could no longer stand, and rushed directly into the arms of the king and went into battle in person......
"You brag about it, king, how can there be such a good thing in the world...... I don't believe it! ”
"Don't believe me? Beauty, let me tell you, this king never brags! muma!~”
"I don't believe it, the king, you don't have a word of truth in your mouth...... Unless, you can clearly tell the concubine how to grow sweet potatoes and how to eat them, and the concubine will believe you......"
"Just say it...... Belch...... This sweet potato......"