Chapter 444: You're Not as Funny as Me

In the distance, Zhang Lingyu, who was brought out by Xia He, was flirting with his little lover, and the two were startled by the sudden explosion.

"What's going on? What's going on, it's Lu Lao's front side?! ”

Although he was disgusted by what he said, once something happened, Zhang Lingyu still unconsciously blocked Xia He behind him.

Looking at Zhang Lingyu's back in front of him, Xia Hele's eyes were about to narrow, and he didn't hesitate to hug him from behind, and his two hands touched Zhang Lingyu's chest.

"Look, you don't have to worry about me when you really encounter something?"

Zhang Lingyu's face was swollen red, but he still tried to tear Xia He behind him apart while his mouth was stiff.

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can I care about an all-sex demon like you?! Let go of me, I'm going to see Old Man Lu's side, something must have happened to him! ”

"I think it's better not to go now, Old Man Lu's appearance is obviously trying to use a move that doesn't distinguish between me. As far as I know, those few people don't have the strength to make this kind of movement, so it is very likely that this noise was made by Old Man Lu Jin. If you don't want to get in the way and cause trouble for the old man, you'd better stay here with me. ”

That being said, Xia He was also muttering in her heart, just now she had already felt the murderous aura exuded by Lu Jin, so she would directly take Zhang Lingyu away from there, but she didn't expect such a movement.

Could it be that these old guys of the older generation are such terrible people?

That Zhang Huaiyi is the same, he can still have so much Qi left after being dead for so long, and he is not like a human being.

"You, you hurry up and let go, don't force me to be rough with you, stop messing around with me, okay!"

Zhang Lingyu still had to forcibly walk in the direction of Lu Jin, seeing that this guy was ignoring him so much, Xia He bit his neck angrily.

"No way!"

Zhang Lingyu's face turned dark, and reflexively threw Xia He behind him to the ground over-the-shoulder, pressed on her body, and pressed Xia He's neck with one hand.

However, just as he was about to make the next attack, Zhang Lingyu stopped again.

"Xia He, I beg you...... Let's go! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Looking at Zhang Lingyu who was pressing on him, Xia He was silent for a moment, and suddenly stretched out his tongue and licked his face.

"Ha, the taste hasn't changed!"

Zhang Lingyu's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ahem...... The two of you have a good relationship. ”

The sudden coughing sound interrupted the communication between the two people, and Zhang Lingyu was startled and bounced off the ground like an electric shock.

Turning his head to look, Zheng Shu was leaning on a tree, looking at the two of them with his hands folded in front of his chest, that expression, like that, it would be more secure if he was given a piece of watermelon.

Zheng ...... Zheng Shu Daoyou?! ”

The cold sweat on Zhang Lingyu's face burst out, and he kept thinking about how he should explain it.

"You...... When was it there? ”

"Ahem...... It's not just me, there's another one. ”

Zheng Shu maintained an expression of a melon-eating crowd and pointed in another direction.

Looking in the direction he was pointing, Zhang Lingyu and Xia He saw that the Heavenly Master on the trunk of the tree was also standing in the bushes, their eyes narrowed, and they didn't know what they were thinking.

"Master?!"

"Heavenly Master ......"

Xia He also felt a little frightened, when did these two people arrive, she didn't have any sense at all, the Heavenly Master was the pinnacle, why didn't he even perceive the little Taoist.

The old heavenly master standing on the branch was silent for a moment after being pointed out by Zheng Shu, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at Zheng Shu, and he was very unhappy that this stinky boy broke his interest in eating melons.

Seeing that there was no melon to eat, the Heavenly Master could only jump down from the tree and landed straight in front of the two.

"Lingyu, ......"

Zhang Lingyu's face was swollen and red, and he didn't know how to explain this scene to his master.

"That's it." The Old Heavenly Master stretched out his hand and pointed at Xia He.

"Don't talk about Master!"

"Oh, roar, roar, it's worth the trip." Zheng Shu also walked to the side of the three of them and said a word of mixture.

"You're mistaken!"

In the face of the ridicule of the two, Zhang Lingyu's heart that he had finally cultivated on the mountain almost collapsed, and he was still trying to defend the two.

It's a pity that Zhang Lingyu hasn't lied a few times since he was a child, and his defense is too useless.

Xia He silently looked at the two people who had silently surrounded her and Zhang Lingyu since they appeared, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.

Just when the Heavenly Master was frantically demolishing his apprentice, Xia He suddenly got lucky, pink power appeared in his hand, and his figure flashed in front of Zheng Shu, pressing his hand on his chest.

Although Xia He seemed to be messing around in the activity just now, she knew very well that if the matter of Zhang Lingyu and herself, an all-sex demon, being together, was spread, it would have a great impact on Zhang Lingyu's reputation, so she would definitely not be known by "outsiders".

The Heavenly Master is Zhang Lingyu's master, and he shouldn't harm him.

Obviously, in the current scene, the only "outsider" is Zheng Shu from Baiyun Temple.

And in terms of strength, as the pinnacle of the Inhuman World, it is almost impossible for the Heavenly Master to be successfully attacked by her, but although Zheng Shu showed strong strength in the competition, he also showed weakness in terms of emotions.

Even the ability of the flowing rainbow can make him lose control, and Xia He, who is better at this way, naturally does not think that he will lose to Zheng Shu.

"Xia He! What are you doing?! ”

Zhang Lingyu, who had just reacted, looked startled, but it was too late, Xia He had already pressed his palm on Zheng Shu's body, and the pink Qi was all over Zheng Shu's body in an instant.

However, the situation was a little different from what Zhang Lingyu and Xia He thought, Zheng Shu still stood in place smoothly without any expression.

"Hmm...... The art of seduction, that's it? ”

Zheng Shu carefully sensed the impact of Xia He's ability on him, and shook his head disdainfully.

As a congenital alien, Xia He's ability strength is stronger than Gao Ning's Twelve Labor Array, but in terms of flexibility, it is much worse.

Xia He's ability can almost only arouse emotions such as the enemy's lust and admiration, and because the stronger the ability of the innate alien, the more difficult it is to carry out the acquired cultivation, so it is almost impossible for Xia He to practice other exercises.

In a nutshell...... She is completely harmless to Zheng Shu.

However, being harmless to Zheng Shu does not mean that it is harmless to others, and since it is also the ability to manipulate emotions, obtaining the strengthening template and strength of the bone scraper Xia He may also have a certain effect on Zheng Shu to improve his emotional control ability and make up for his weaknesses.

This is the reason why Zheng Shu didn't dodge the blow she just had, otherwise, with Xia He's speed and strength, even in the case of her sneak attack, it would be almost impossible for that palm to hit Zheng Shu.

"Oh? What does this mean? ”

Xia He took two steps back vigilantly, looking at Zheng Shu's gaze as if she had seen a ghost, because she didn't feel the slightest wave in Zheng Shu's heart at all.

This doesn't make sense at all, if it's a person like Lao Tianshi who is completely unaffected by him, Xia He can still understand that Zheng Shu's age looks like he is obviously in adolescence, and he should be the age when he is most likely to be provoked by her ability.

Even if a person is born with a personality or physical defect, the reproductive instinct of a creature cannot be dissipated.

"What I mean is very simple, your charm technique is too poor, even if you count the power of innate abilities, it is really too poor, even my charm ability is stronger than yours."

"You're pretty good at bragging, and I'll admit you're strong enough, but it's not good to brag at such a young age."

As soon as Zheng Shu said this, Xia He, who had already had the intention of retreating, laughed angrily at him, even the Heavenly Master looked strange after hearing this.

Zheng Shu ...... Xia He is one of the four insolent bone scrapers, and in the entire Inhuman World, she should be regarded as the first ...... in the whole Inhuman World."

Zhang Lingyu, who was honest on the side, was a little overwhelmed, and he didn't care about the interaction between him and Xia He just now and was seen by the other party, so he cautiously gave Zheng Shu a hint, for fear that he would lose face because he was too bragging.

Syllable!

"Master, what are you doing?"

Before Zhang Lingyu finished speaking, he was slapped by the Heavenly Master and put out the fire.

Looking at his apprentice's stunned expression, the Heavenly Master couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, even with his heart, he felt a little headache.

This apprentice of his own is good at everything, but he is too naΓ―ve, no matter what, as long as Zhang Lingyu does not admit this matter of entanglement with the all-sex demon, as a closed disciple of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, others will not, or dare not believe those gossips.

But if these words came out of his own mouth, it would have changed the taste, if he hadn't acted fast enough just now, his apprentice would have really said it all.

Zheng Shu looked at Zhang Lingyu and was happy, it was the first time he had seen such an honest person, this honest kid probably didn't think about his own problems just now, he was completely thinking about Zheng Shu.

No wonder Xia He, who can become a bone scraper, can take a fancy to this kid, such a person who is consistent on the outside has an incomparable attraction to people like Xia He who are used to seeing the ugliness of people's hearts.

"Lingyu Daoist, thank you for reminding me, I accept your affection, but I actually know the name of the female benefactor in front of me."

Zheng Shu turned his head to look at Xia He in front of him, touched his chin and thought for a while.

"For the sake of the Lingyu Daoist who is willing to remind me, I can let you see it."

"What?"

Xia He still looked at Zheng Shu vigilantly, but after hearing his words, a ridiculous thought appeared in his mind: "Little Daoist, you don't want to show me your charm technique, do you?" Hahahaha. ”

"That's right."

Without looking at Xia He, who suddenly stopped laughing like a duck stuck in his throat, and the old heavenly master who was watching the lively expression next to him, Zheng Shu untied his hair bun very casually.

"Look hard and study hard, this is also the opportunity that your man earned for you."

"I'm not her man!"

"You bastard even lift your pants and don't recognize people!"

"You two...... Is that the point?! ”

Zheng Shu, who had just prepared, was almost ruined by these two people, reached out and wiped his face, cleaned up his mood, and Zheng Shu started his guidance again.

Reaching out and sticking it in the hair on the back of his head, Zheng Shu relaxed his control over his facial muscles at the same time.

"Huh?!"

The three people who were facing Zheng Shu suddenly changed their expressions, and even the old heavenly master who had been watching the play showed a look of amazement.

At that moment just now, they suddenly felt that the appearance of the person in front of them seemed to have undergone a drastic change.

The overall appearance seems to have not changed, but just the slight changes in his facial features have raised his overall appearance by several notches, if Zheng Shu before can be called "amazing", then now he looks no longer human.

"Heh, I didn't expect your little Taoist priest to have this hand, I have to admit that this is really surprising."

Xia He had to admit that although Zheng Shu in front of him did not use any exercises or abilities, this appearance alone was enough to confuse most ordinary people, and some strangers who were not strong in concentration were probably fascinated by him.

"However, if it's just this level, I can only marvel at your qualifications are good, but I can't learn this natural advantage."

When Xia He said this, he also had some weird feelings, this kind of "natural advantage" used to be talked about by others.

"What are you talking about? I'm just back to normal, I haven't started yet, and now is the beginning of seriousness. ”

Zheng Shu glanced at Xia He like a fool, but inexplicably, such a simple glance made Xia He's heart beat uncontrollably.

It's as if just because of the other party's eyes, my life has lost its meaning, and I want to end it with myself.

The power in her body was surging wildly, Xia He came back to her senses violently, her body was covered with cold sweat, if she hadn't woken up fast enough, she might have committed suicide by now.

didn't have time to be frightened by Zheng Shu's ability, she immediately turned her gaze to Zhang Lingyu beside her, even she almost said just now, let alone Zhang Lingyu?

Fortunately, after taking a look, Xia He's heart calmed down again, and at this moment, Zhang Lingyu's face was flushed, and he kept chanting the Heart Purifying Mantra in his mouth.

It seems that the eight divine mantras of Taoism are quite effective, at least allowing Zhang Lingyu to stabilize his mind temporarily.

As for the old heavenly master, he doesn't seem to have any special changes, and he still maintains the appearance of watching a play, but the old heavenly master's eyes have always been narrowed, so Xia He can't see the true emotions in his heart clearly.

"So, have you learned?"

Zheng Shu's voice woke Xia He up, and when he looked back, Zheng Shu had re-wound his hair bun at some point, and his appearance had changed back to the way he was at the beginning, and it didn't look so fascinating.

"You ......"

Xia He vigilantly retreated to Zhang Lingyu's side, looking at Zheng Shu speechless.

The other party didn't use any special abilities just now, and she didn't feel any other changes.

In other words, the little Taoist priest in front of him almost "charmed" her just by controlling the muscles and expressions of his face, which is not a technology that humans can hold at all!

If Zheng Shu knew what Xia He was thinking in his heart, he would definitely praise her: That's right!

His seductive abilities are indeed not human techniques, but are derived from gods.

To be precise, it comes from the eldest sister Steno and the second sister Yuri Ellie among the three Gorgonne sisters.

The two goddesses are the embodiment of all the aspirations of men, and the goddesses born as perfect "idols" and "ideal women" are synonymous with elegance and nobility.

For these two, seductive beings are an innate instinct, and they don't need to cast any special abilities to do so, and countless heroes have fallen under their skirts as a result.

Zheng Shu had lived with these three goddesses on the mysterious island for more than ten years, and had been resisting the charm of the two goddesses for such a long time, and of course he had also passively learned some skills.

However, the biggest effect of these skills for Zheng Shu is probably to let him use them in reverse in his daily life to reduce his appearance improved by the second panel skill and prevent all kinds of troublesome problems.

Knowing how to improve attractiveness naturally also means knowing how to reduce attractiveness, only need to slightly manipulate his muscles to make his facial features move a little, Zheng Shu can take the initiative to reduce his appearance by a large part.

Of course, although these skills are not paid much attention, it does not mean that these skills are not strong.

According to Zheng Shu's estimation, just what he had just done, if it was paired with Shang Qi, Xia He only needed to practice for a while to evolve a charm technique that was not inferior to the level of the Eight Wonder Skills.

"A gift of this calibre...... In addition to returning Zhang Lingyu's favor just now, it should be enough to show favor to the old heavenly master. ”

Zheng Shu felt the emotion contained in the Heavenly Master's gaze and smiled, it seemed that although there were two layers of relationship, his overture had indeed achieved its goal.

Now that the foreshadowing has been completed, Zheng Shu no longer plans to stay here, after all, there is still an old man in Longhu Mountain who needs him to rescue.

After all, the Heavenly Master has already arrived here, so according to the progress of the plot, he has to hurry up a little now, if it is a little late, the old man Tian Jinzhong may really be gone.

"So...... Since your situation is so complicated, I won't get involved in these things. Don't worry, Lingyu Daoist, a young man like me is not so old-fashioned. ”

Zheng Shu looked at Zhang Lingyu, who was flustered and denied, smiled, and turned to salute the old heavenly master with a fist.

"Then Heavenly Master, I will go back to the main hall to help defend first, but I am also the one who came to Longhu Mountain to watch the ceremony on behalf of Baiyun Temple, and I can't watch these all-sex demons cause too much damage."

"I'm sorry for you, little Zheng Shu."

The Celestial Master smiled, and didn't do anything to hold back, it seemed that he really wanted to talk to his apprentice.

"Then I'll go first."

Zheng Shu waved his hand at Zhang Lingyu, and his figure left the jungle in a flash.

(End of chapter)