"Oh, I'll go, the market in this city is too lively!"

"Tsk, I originally thought that the village I went to with the old man last year was lively enough, but compared to here, it was a world of difference."

Lin Mu walked into Qianda Shopping Plaza, looked at the dazzling business districts, and all kinds of tourists, and couldn't help sighing.

But his remarks were heard by the guests passing by, and they all showed disdain.

"Snort, husband, look at this turtle, he has a handsome face, and when he talks, he looks like a dirt bun entering the city!"

A woman with heavy makeup couldn't help but sneer in disgust.

"Hehe, do you think that all men are like Young Master Ben, who are excellent and good men in all aspects?"

"But this little white face is good-looking, if you are willing to endure the insults, you can choose to find a rich woman to be raised, hahaha!"

The young man next to the woman couldn't help but laugh.

"Huh?"

"Are you talking about me?"

Hearing this, Lin Mu looked at the two of them with some astonishment, blinked his eyes, and said in surprise: "How do you know that I am being adopted?" It's too godly! ”

"I'll go, this kid is really said to be right, what a little white face!"

The melon-eating masses around couldn't help but be interested, so they almost ran to buy melon seeds.

"Hehe, with your face, isn't it enough to explain everything?"

"Young Master Ben is also the owner of a club, and there are countless male and female models under him, if you are interested, I can give you a chance to work."

The young man smiled proudly, and then said in a mocking tone.

"Hey, it's the big boss, I'm glad I'll be lucky!"

"But if you don't want to be a male model, forget it!"

"After all, I'm married now, it's not good to do this kind of thing!"

Lin Mu didn't know whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, and in the face of the ridicule of the youth, he turned out to be a serious answer.

The guests around him were already starting to want to laugh.

Good fellow, this kid is not only a little white face, but also mentally retarded!

"Married?"

"What about getting married, don't you still run out to find a rich woman to take care of?"

"Boy, Young Master Ben kindly reminds you, since you eat this soft rice, don't dislike the master a lot, do you understand?"

The young man laughed mockingly.

"Thank you for the kind reminder."

"But I want to explain, although I was adopted, but it was my legal wife who took care of me."

Lin Mu blinked his eyes and said seriously.

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, the young man laughed heartily with the guests around him: "Boy, you are really the stupidest person I have ever met, not only looking for a rich woman to take care of you, but also signing a deed of sale for a soft meal?" ”

The mockery in his eyes was even stronger.

In their opinion, those rich women looking for male models are generally fat-headed, big-eared, forty or fifty-year-old aunts.

Turn off the lights and grit your teeth, and you can still hold on for a few rounds.

But if you get a certificate, it can be said that you have planted it in this life!

"Stupid?"

"Actually, I think it's okay, after all, my wife is as beautiful as a fairy, at least.... At least dozens of times stronger than the eldest sister next to you. ”

Lin Mu said solemnly.

"You.... What did you say? ”

Hearing this, the woman who was laughing until she had cramps just now instantly stiffened in place, and looked at Lin Mu with a gloomy face: "Boy, you have the ability to say it again!" ”

"If I say it again, I'm dozens of times stronger than you, big sister, I've never told lies."

Lin Mu repeated seriously.

"Ahh

"You're mad at me!"

"Who do you care about calling the eldest sister? I'm only twenty-three! ”

The woman was so angry that she exploded on the spot, and she almost couldn't help but rush up and tickle people!

"Wow!"

"Twenty-three?!"

"Shall I go, a year older than me? Really, if you don't say it, I really can't see it, especially the flour on your face, which is the same as Aunt Liu in our mountain village! ”

Hearing this, Lin Mu suddenly showed a look of surprise, then looked at the young man, and said with a serious lesson: "Big brother, I have to talk about you, you are also a young talent, you have a club at a young age, there must be a lot of suitors, right?" ”

"Picky eating isn't a good habit, but we can't eat everything, right?"

Lin Mu's words were like a series of cannonballs, and the two of them couldn't raise their heads, and then they took out the marriage certificate they had just received and flicked it: "Look at my wife, you know the gap, come on!" ”

When he opened the page, he revealed a group photo taken by himself and Wang Yuyan when they received the certificate.

Everyone, all confused!

"This, this, this ....."

"Did I hallucinate when I stepped on the horse?"

"Isn't that beautiful woman in that kid's wedding photo Wang Yuyan, one of our four beauties in Jinling?!"

The people who were originally gloating about the melon eating were all stunned, and said madly one by one: "That's Wang Yuyan, I saw the name, and it was the certificate I just received half an hour ago!" ”

"Damn, it's the beginning, not the end."

"I thought it was soft rice, but I didn't expect it to be top-level soft rice, and it's the kind with gold edges in the rice bowl!"

It's all numb!

The youth is also numb!

"Impossible.... This is a false testimony, this must be a false testimony! ”

The woman's face was even more dead, and she couldn't believe what she was looking for.

How could they not know Wang Yuyan?

However, how could Wang Yuyan marry such a little white face?!

"Fake Nima, fake!"

"Can the seal on the marriage certificate be faked? Yes? ”

Especially the young man, his face was pale, and then he looked at the woman next to him, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, he slapped him and scolded: "I'm embarrassed by the one who stepped on the horse, get out, get out of here!" ”

He finally understood what Lin Mu meant by picky eating.

This is mocking yourself!

"Boy, I Liu Chao remembered today's events, you wait for me!"

Liu Chao felt disgraced, glared at Lin Mu fiercely, and pulled the woman to run away.

"Hey, what do you have to pretend to do?"

Lin Mu saw the two leave, and then in the eyes of the melon-eating crowd, he walked into the elevator and went straight to the men's clothing area on the fourth floor.

As everyone knows, his wonderful operation has been filmed and uploaded to the Internet!

Video, quickly exploded!

Meanwhile.

Inside a private café.

Wang Yuyan sat sullenly by the window and said with a wry smile: "Xinxin, what do you think I should do?" You.... Can you please stop swiping that broken phone and listen to me! ”

Just when Wang Yuyan was about to get angry.

"Poof!"

The woman in front of her suddenly squirted out the coffee!

", Yu Yan, you're on fire!"