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It's a misty hill again, and it's this familiar place again, Start subconsciously came to this cave, the place of nine deaths, the ground is still scattered with messy broken armor and broken swords, the blood has turned black and the dirt is mixed together and it is difficult to distinguish, everything seems to be just yesterday, although in fact, it is only about a week.

Start didn't know how to connect with the bandits, and the three days the bandits said they were talking about didn't start counting from what day. Because I don't know the specific time when the staff officer was captured, but it is estimated that it will be within one or two days, and it is always good to go early.

Start was also mentally prepared, and when he walked around and found that there was no one, he simply shouted at the top of his voice: "The negotiators are here! The negotiators are here!"

There was a flurry of birds in the mist, and then there was no other sound. Starter didn't care, and began to build a resting place in the cave. As a negotiator, he has arrived, so the next thing is to wait for the other side to arrive. There's no need to be afraid, there's no need to be anxious, it's a big deal anyway.

After having quite a consciousness, he was extremely calm and calm. I made a simple bed and sat on the bed while eating jerky and reading a book. In the evening, Starter came out of the cave again, shouted two more words, "The negotiator is here!" and went back to his bed, lit a fire beside him, and slept in his clothes.

I don't know how long I slept this night, but when I woke up, I found that I had been tied to a cross, the cross was cold and hard to the touch, apparently some kind of hard metal, and Stat gave up after two struggles. Looking around, I saw that the cave was quite large, and there were some oil lamps hanging on the roof of the cave, and there were torches on the cave walls.

The person in front of him who was suspected of being the bandit boss was sitting on a chair, and the bandits below were lined up on both sides, all wearing the standard equipment of the Thunder Knights, and there was actually a red carpet on the ground, which was also decent. In the distance on the right are rows of cages, each containing a naked man stripped naked.

And in front of the cages, there was also a cross, and a naked man was tied, and the light was dim, but it was impossible to see who it was. At this time, all the captives were holding the cage with both hands and looking at Start with a worried expression. The success or failure of Staat's negotiations is not only his own life, but also theirs.

Start immediately passed on what he had seen and heard to the parrot through the contract, he was not a mage, and the spiritual contract communication was also used for the first time, so he was unfamiliar. The parrot over there also struggled to repeat his words. Kevin and the others immediately took out a pen and paper, and recorded whatever was useful or not.

The generals were already a little dissatisfied with this operation, and according to the original plan, even if they went in to rest, they couldn't sleep so dead. If there is a chance to enter the bandit's lair, even if the bandit blindfolds his ears and plugs him, he can mentally count the steps to estimate the location of the entrance. But now it turns out that as soon as the eyes are closed and opened, it has arrived.

It's just that now it's a foregone conclusion, and it's useless to say anything. And the people sat on the ground around the parrot, and the parrot closed his eyes and was engrossed. The other party's strength is not enough, so the parrot here has to concentrate on keeping in touch.

Over there, Start saw that no one spoke, so he immediately broke the silence: "Hey, old friend, meet again." ”

A bandit immediately strode up and gave him a mouthful: "Who is your old friend? Is our boss just what you call him? Call him the respected bandit!"

Start was smacked, but he was not angry, and replied with a smile: "Okay, so respectful bandit." Can negotiations begin?"

The bandit boss smiled: "Don't worry, let's show you a performance first." As he spoke, he clapped his hands twice, and the younger brothers immediately rushed to the other cross, and everyone worked together to carry the cross in front of Start. Statt for a while, the person on the cross was obviously a staff officer, the staff officer at this time was extremely haggard, his body was wiped clean, and the muscles on his body were very good, but at this time he was paralyzed on the shelf and was already unconscious. Speaking of which, it's almost unrecognizable without clothes.

"This is your staff officer, isn't he?" the bandit boss stood up, "He's a strong man, and he's very good, and we've played with him more than 100 times." ”

Stadt: "......"

"But one thing to be clear, these 100 times were played while he was unconscious, and not once did we succeed while he was awake," the Bandit Boss sighed, "We tried to achieve this feat, and let the besiege for a day, but we still didn't succeed." Then while he was unconscious, he removed the joints of his hands and feet, but when he woke up, he still did not succeed. ”

Stadt: "......"

While talking, a little brother on the side took a basin of water and splashed the staff officer's face, and the staff officer woke up slowly. As soon as he opened his eyes and saw Stat in front of him, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then subconsciously lowered his head and didn't speak. He used to be a chief, but now he has no face to see Statt again.

"Huh, don't you have anything to say to each other?" the bandit boss wondered.

Stadt spoke, "Alright, let's get to the point." Let's negotiate. ”

"What's the hurry?" the bandit boss sneered, "Today we're going to play with you again in front of this dead fat man." Come on, everyone!"

A group of immediately rushed up again, the staff officer gritted his teeth and broke out again with a weak fighting spirit, the former master has now become a toy for fun, but he is still a thief who usually looks down on him, this is only a trace of fighting spirit, I am afraid that the last trace of dignity left by the staff officer. Start couldn't help but feel a little empathy, for the staff officer, this is a hopeless process, he can't see tomorrow. And how can I not be like this.

"Okay! it worked!" the crowd agitated as one of the bandits shouted excitedly. Starter watched this scene happen, and subconsciously sent a message to the parrot: "The scene I see now is indescribable!"

"What can't be described?" General Oude frowned, "Describe it to me!"

When the news came back, Start licked his dry lips, could only close his eyes, and sent back: "They blindfolded me, I can't see." ”

I don't know how long it took, but the surroundings finally quieted down, and Starter opened his eyes, only to see the staff officer still hanging on the cross, being carried back. Then the began to stare at him maliciously.

Start tried his best to keep his composure: "Honorable bandit, can we start negotiating?"

The bandit boss sneered: "What's the hurry? Come, are you interested in the dead fat man?"

Stat's heart was pounding, but he still kept a smile on his face, highlighting his calmness and calmness. As a result, the shook their heads: "I'm not interested, it's not fun to die fat." ”

Start breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he never thought that the fat form would have such benefits, and his calm smile continued.

"But he's laughing so disgusting! We can play him. "There's a bandit offering.

"Makes sense, maybe we'll be interested when we're done playing. "There are bandits who echo it.

Start finally couldn't hold back, his face changed greatly, remembering the tragic situation of the staff officer just now, and he was a little incoherent: "You guys...... You ......"

"Come on!" the bandit boss was another matter, and a group of bandits squeezed up, and countless hands grabbed Start's pants. Start subconsciously shouted: "There is a to open my trouser chain!!"

This voice had no effect on the bandits, but the bandit boss sneered: "Why are you shouting so loudly?

Start was in a hurry, and suddenly remembered yesterday's routine, and immediately changed his face, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha......" Although this routine is used in times of crisis, it can almost be tried at this time.

This sound really stunned the bandits, and the bandit boss subconsciously asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Start sneered: "I laugh at the bandit boss, you are dying, I don't know yet." ”

"Huh, you're scaring me, you think I'm scared?" the bandit boss glared, "Keep playing for me!"

Stadt: "......"

"Fack, I thought you were a, too. The thief on the side complained, "We were happy in vain." ”

Stadt: "......"

"Boss, his underwear is handsome, you see?" a thief suddenly noticed a new problem.

The bandit boss took a look and saw that there were three scrolls sewn into his underwear, and there were a bunch of magic runes written on them, which he couldn't read. The bandit boss immediately asked, "What is this?"

Start was nervous and anxious: "Of course, this is a meeting gift for the bandit boss first." ”

"For me?" the bandit boss looked over, "What's written on this?"

"This is a magical rune used to increase male abilities. Stadt lied casually, "Wearing these underwear for a long time has a remarkable effect." ”

The bandit boss was skeptical, but obviously not very interested, and stuffed it in his pocket: "Keep playing." ”

I don't know how long it was, until the bandit himself lost interest, and then put on Stat's pants again, and of course the underwear was still in the other party's pocket. Starr fixed his mind, and finally impeached JJ was not a harsh punishment, and the bandit didn't seem to plan any follow-up, which was still acceptable.

"Come, put him down, we can talk." The bandit boss finally sat back in his place.

The two thieves on the side stepped forward to untie Stat's rope, but Stat was tied up for a long time, and his hands and feet were numb for a while, and he couldn't stand and lay directly on the ground. Provoked all the thieves to laugh: "Hahaha, what kind of etiquette is this?"

Start rubbed his arm, deaf to the bandit's ridicule, slowly got up, and looked up at the bandit boss sitting on a high place: "Haven't you asked what the bandit boss is called?"

"I'm Rex. The bandit boss waved his hand, and it was obvious that his right hand was still wrapped in bandages, and he was cut off three fingers by Kevin at that time, and I am afraid it will be difficult to heal.

"Yes, Lord Rex," Statt saluted, "I'm negotiating with you on behalf of the military this time, and you can make your terms first." ”

This time, the bandit boss sat still, just took out a urinal and placed it on the chair handle next to him. Then in an instant, a voice came from inside the cave: "Our conditions are very simple, ensure our safety, let us develop with peace of mind." ”

Starter subconsciously looked up and looked around, but he didn't see where the person was. Obviously, this is the mastermind behind the scenes, and I am afraid that the bandits are too stupid to conduct negotiation activities, so they have to speak. But even so, without seeing where the other person was, it was still difficult to tell if he was in this cave.

"It's certainly worth exploring," said Stadt, who delayed for a moment and summoned the parrot that now is the key to negotiations. At this point, Starter is only playing half a microphone, and all he needs to do is polish the general's meaning into a language that the bandits can understand, and at the same time pay attention to the tone of voice, so as not to be so tough that he will be beaten.

The news came back to the general, and this issue was raised with him yesterday and was considered to be the basic bottom line of the other side's negotiations. The general did not give a clear answer yesterday, and today the question is in front of us, but it must be up to him to decide. And this problem is unavoidable, because this is the core problem of the other side. Only General Oude is in charge of the scene, and of course Kevin and the like will not speak at this time.

"Yes, as long as all the guarantors are released, it can be guaranteed that this extermination operation will be abandoned. General Oude still spoke.

When the news reached Stat, Stat was also overjoyed, and immediately replied with the original words.

"Actually, you've already signed a contract, right?" replied the voice, "I know that you can't be the master of the negotiation now." The contractual connection is equivalent to me negotiating with the military. ”

Statt was silent, almost all the tricks brought this time were seen through, and the tension in his heart was beyond measure.

"In fact, this kind of negotiation is very difficult to really fulfill, you are only a mere captain officer, do you have the ability to represent the military?" the voice asked, "Will there be a situation where you agree with our point of view, but in fact, you are afraid of death and dare not really reflect the military's point of view?"

Start hurriedly waved his hand: "Although I have a low rank, I am very talented. I am here on behalf of the military, and what I have said can definitely be fulfilled. ”

"First of all, you must understand that you are the defeated side," the voice sneered, "the defeated side came to negotiate on the territory of the victorious side, and was it empty-handed?

Start was embarrassed: "I was in a hurry to travel this time, and I didn't bring it." ”

"To be honest, I doubt the sincerity of the military's negotiations this time, will it just send a small soldier to explore the way?" the voice asked, "For example, after discovering our lair, we will directly send troops to encircle and suppress it." Our strength is not yet mature, I am afraid that we can't afford to resist the sword master's shot, these captives are our talismans and our life-saving cards. ”

Starter was silent for a moment, and then replied: "Our general is actually a hardliner, and this time it was only through our efforts to dissuade him that he was given a chance to negotiate. But if the general loses patience, then he will still take matters into his own hands. Although it is a pity to lose the first brigade and staff officers of the Thunder Knights, it is also unhesitant!"

"In that case, what else are you talking about?" the voice sneered, "Come on, drag it out and cut it." ”

"Hahahaha......" Starter laughed.

The voice complained: "You have used this routine, and you still use it?"

"Lord Rex," Statt turned to the Bandit Boss, "who is this voice?

The Bandit Boss replied, "This is our urinal mage, the symbol of our protagonist." ”

Start laughed out loud: "The main character, the urinal mage, hahahaha......"

"Can you try to laugh again?" the bandit boss was furious, "Believe it or not, I'll play you a hundred more times?"

Start suppressed his laughter and replied, "Don't be excited, negotiate calmly, otherwise how can we talk?"

The voice interjected: "What nonsense with him? This kind of person has nothing to talk about, and he is cut with a knife." ”

Statt shouted, "Wait, you think you're the protagonist, when did you see the protagonist obey the Urinal Mage, listen to everything?"

The bandit boss was stunned and seemed to hesitate.

The voice then shouted: "This person still wants to sow discord? What is the useless dead fat man for?"

"If you kill me, the generals outside of Carudia will be there in the next day," Statt exclaimed, "What level is the Juggernaut? The staff officer is only a 7th-order warrior, and the Juggernaut is three levels higher. Can you imagine?"

Start breathed non-stop: "I'll teach you a way, you can lock me up first! The negotiation will be negotiated for a long time, and you must be patient and persevering." ”

This time, the voice didn't speak again, and the bandit boss was silent for a moment, and finally waved his hand: "Lock it up first." (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.