Chapter 6: Rulai: Your Majesty, do you think my Buddha statue doesn't look like ...... Idiots, idiots?
On the top of the Yin Mountain, a monk with a face full of charity, bald head, wearing a Pilu crown, and wearing a robe, is sitting on the Yin Mountain, reciting scriptures...... Beside him, a snow-white lion-like thing and a dog-like thing was lying on the ground, shaking its head as if it could understand, which was very cute......
"That's what I smelled. For a while, the Buddha was in the heavens of Enlightenment, speaking for the mother. At that time, the immeasurable world of the ten directions, it cannot be said that all the Buddhas, and the great bodhisattvas ......"
Listening to Jizo's recitation, Di Xin felt a pang of boredom, especially with the unique rhythm and the sound of wooden fish......
"Okay, just read the beginning, who will read it to?"
Buddhist scriptures generally begin with 'as I hear them', and even if Di Xin doesn't understand it, he knows the opening words of all Buddhist scriptures......
As if he had just been awakened, Jizo stopped abruptly the scriptures, the first light on his body suddenly extinguished, and he stood up and saluted......
"Jizo doesn't know that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is coming, and he has missed the distance, and he hopes to forgive his sins!"
Jizo stood up and bowed, not showing any displeasure in the slightest for Di Xin's revelation.
The corners of Di Xin's mouth twitched, pretending that you are the first!
Looking at Jizo's compassionate face, Di Xin didn't feel the slightest sense of respect...... I just feel bored! In my mind, I recalled countless Buddhist evaluations in my previous life.
[The prosperous Buddha Gate Chang, the Daomen Mountain is hidden, the Bodhisattva in the troubled times does not come out, and Lao Jun carries a sword to save the people...... To be honest, I don't blame me for being eccentric. It's really your Buddha, it's so unpopular. 】
[Feng Shen measured the robbery, and you only knew how to mess up...... At that time, I didn't help the underworld, but now it's about to prosper, and you're here......]
[If it weren't for the system compensation task, I would have to help you Buddhism, and I really wanted to kick you out of the underworld! ] 】
Although the mission is to help Buddhism, Di Xin was a college student in his previous life, and he was a backbone...... Even if you want to help, you will never give each other any good looks!
"Let's talk about it."
Di Xin looked around, found a stone to sit down, and spread his feet, not caring about his image...... Xuan Ming and Styx's eyes lit up, and they also looked for a place to sit down, and they all looked like Di Xin, as if they were in a mixed society to negotiate......
"Jizo, what is the purpose of your coming here?!"
"Your Majesty, Buddhism is merciful ......"
Jizo subconsciously said a string of Buddhist-exclusive words to be spoken......
"Stop!"
Di Xin stretched out his hand and made a stopping gesture to stop Jizang: "I haven't been dealing with your Buddhism for a day or two. You Westerners still taught that virtue back then, don't talk about compassion! ”
"Your Majesty, you may have misunderstood......"
Jizo didn't expect that what his teacher Zhun Ti did back then had already been known to Di Xin, and his face was red, wanting to explain......
"Stop! I said, you don't need to take those high-sounding words, I can rule the Three Realms, and I am not a novice. Straight to the point, don't be a fighter, I don't have that much time to waste with you! ”
Teishin interrupted Jizo again......
"Your Majesty, you really have a misunderstanding about Buddhism......
"Don't say it again, I'm gone?" Di Xin got up and wanted to leave: "Emperor, since Buddhism refuses to open its heart, what should Yin Mountain do, just follow the rules of the place!" ”
"Your Majesty, rest assured, the underworld is not a vegetarian, and it will definitely not disappoint the heavenly court."
Xuan Ming responded, and was about to get up with his knees propped up......
"Hey, why are you doing this, Your Majesty?"
Jizo sighed, and his face returned to normal...... In the same way, like Di Xin, he sat on the ground with his legs spread apart, not crossed his knees, and no longer had a solemn state...... Well, his hand rubbed the white lion beside him, as if the big guy was negotiating.
"Isn't it good for everyone to play with language arts?"
"Heh, are you telling the truth? Why do you think I'll have time to talk to you? ”
Di Xin rolled his eyes and sat down again...... Xuan Ming also understood, sat down again, and together with the River Styx, guarded Di Xin's side left and right. Behind him, Long Ji recorded, the general of the rolling shutter was holding a crescent shovel, and he stood behind Di Xin in the appearance of a bodyguard.
Well...... The secretary, the bodyguard, the double flower red stick, the momentum, that is absolutely full!
"Tell me, what does Buddhism want to do?"
"Since Your Majesty is going to let go, then Jizo is not suitable for talking to Your Majesty."
Jizo didn't talk nonsense, and turned his head to the side of the ghast: "Buddha, please show up." ”
"Your Majesty, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are still heroic!"
As Jizo's voice fell, a ghast got up and walked over to Jizo and sat down...... During the action, the body shape gradually changed, and it didn't take long for it to become the well-known, chubby Rulai of Di Xin!
Oh, by the way, not having a full headbag, still disappointed him a little!
"As it comes."
Di Xin raised his eyebrows slightly, not surprised...... Himself, this time, he was ready to explore the true purpose of Buddhism. It is also expected that you can see it.
"Well, it's better that you're here! Tell me, what exactly are you going to do? ”
"Don't talk about helping the underworld, relieving the pressure of ghasts or something...... With a peaceful mother in charge, twice as many ghosts and ghosts, the underworld can't be chaotic, let's get down to business! ”
Di Xin waved his hand and spoke impatiently.
"I haven't seen you for many years, Your Majesty, you are still so resolute. It is no wonder that the great merchants were able to successfully defeat the heavenly court in the end, drive away the demon venerable, and achieve the supreme position. ”
Rulai patted the Dixin horse slightly...... As everyone knows, the emperor of heaven is not Di Xin's dream...... This horse is considered to be slapped on the horse's leg, which makes Di Xin's heart even more annoying!
"Get down to business!"
"Okay." I don't know why Di Xin is getting more and more bored, and he doesn't talk nonsense anymore at the moment, and he talks about his origins bluntly!
"Fifteen hundred years are coming, and the calamity is coming, Your Majesty doesn't know it, right?"
"Huh?"
Di Xin let out a soft snort between his noses, and he didn't answer, just looked at him.
Seeing that Di Xin was pretending to be stupid, Rulai simply put it aside and said: "Heavenly Dao once said that Buddhism should be a catastrophe...... The protagonist of this tribulation, if there is nothing wrong, should be Buddhism and the Devil's Way. Can Your Majesty admit it? ”
"Hmmm......"
Di Xin didn't refute either, nodding his head in approval.
Rulai's smile became brighter and brighter: "There are two Merge Dao realms in the Demon Dao today, namely Demon Ancestor Rahu and Demon Venerable Hongjun, and there is a Demon Saint Primordial ...... Although there are authentic and humane helpers, the combat power of the two mothers may not be able to level the demon path merger......"
"In addition, there are Demon Saint Primordial, and I don't know how many saints there are in the Demon Dao...... Buddhism, as the protagonist of the calamity, is under a lot of pressure! ”
"Rest assured, the calamity is a major event in the entire flood famine, and the ambition of the demon path has already been exposed...... After the tribulation began, Heavenly Court and all races would not stand idly by. ”
Di Xin replied lightly.
"But how much will it support? For example, the Fengshen Tribulation you just participated in, at the beginning, wasn't it you, and Dashang, who supported it alone? ”
Rulai looked at Di Xin with a smile, taking the tribulation he had just experienced as an example: "If you weren't good enough, and Dashang was good enough, I'm afraid you wouldn't even be able to sustain a round of attacks; Then it is not to mention exposing the identity of the Demon Venerable and attracting three supports! ”
Desin fell silent...... As a participant in the gods, he knows better than anyone what the real history is!
In the real history, in the gods, even if the Great Shang has the full support of the Interception Sect, it is a failure...... The Buddha and the Demon Tribulation, according to the original history, the Buddha Gate, plus the Heavenly Court, also almost fell!
And the current Demon Dao is an enhanced version! There is Hongjun, there is a demon saint! And today's Buddhism is weaker than the original historical Buddhism!
Not to mention more, just the four great bodhisattvas, cultivation can be lowered by more than one grade! Resurrected from the dead and re-cultivated, it is said that it is only the early stage of Daluo! No, Guanyin's words may not even have Da Luo!
And the original history, the four bodhisattvas and the Buddha and the Tao double cultivation, cultivation is quasi-saint!
(PS: It's not random speculation!) Guanyin incarnates three thousand, just Da Luo, but it may not be able to do it! )
"What do you want?"
After a long time, Di Xin spoke...... Hey, you can't let the Buddha door in front of you, but you don't give any benefits to others, right?
"The two sages of the West have calculated the chances of Buddhism's great prosperity...... When there is a team traveling to the west, Buddhism spreads to the east and builds momentum for Buddhism! I need the cooperation of the heavenly court and even the underworld! ”
Di Xin subconsciously thought of the picture in the TV series, where the Jade Emperor rolled down a few times and shouted to invite the Buddha...... His face sank in an instant!
"Do you want me to lose my face and build momentum for Buddhism? Do you want to lie on the ground and shout to go to the west to invite the Buddha? ”
Di Xin's voice sank, extremely unkind!
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
If you are shocked, you hurriedly explain...... What are you kidding, in today's Heavenly Court, even the Four Emperors are all saints, and they are all under the Emperor of Heaven...... Let the Emperor of Heaven lose face and invite Ruru, how can he have the courage!
"Your Majesty, I just want one of the Journey to the West team to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. You can rest assured, it is on the periphery, and you will never dare to enter the Lingxiao Palace! ”
"Humph! I still think that you are a Buddha, so you really dare to let me cut my face and do it for you! ”
Di Xin snorted coldly and said, "Haunting the Heavenly Palace, I have allowed it!" However, as you said, it can only be on the periphery, and it must not interfere with the Heavenly Court's important ministers governing the Three Realms! ”
"Of course! Just on the periphery, just make a reputation! ”
Rulai nodded hurriedly and secretly wiped his cold sweat...... NND, it's so TM scary!
"Where's the underworld?"
At this time, Emperor Xuan Ming next to him snorted coldly: "Dare to make trouble in the heavenly court, is it even the underworld to make trouble?" ”
......The cold sweat that Rulai had just wiped off flowed out again...... However, for the sake of the great prosperity of Buddhism and his path to enlightenment, he had to say: "Can I make a little fuss and limit it to the Yama Palace?" ”
"Yama Temple, ......"
Xuan Jing thought about it for a while, it seems to be the hall of the fifth brother? Oh, that's fine!
"Yes! But you can only fall on the face of the king of Yama, you can't kill the soul, and you can't interfere with the normal operation of the underworld, understand? ”
"Understood!"
If you are happy, you can still fall into the face of the king of Yama? This was completely unexpected! With joy in his heart, he tentatively wanted to gain an inch: "Then can you kill a few more?" Of course, it's definitely not a good soul, and then the hell can arrange a damned ghast......"
"Emperor, even if you give Buddhism as compensation for the protagonist of the calamity."
Di Xin said something to help. Indeed, if Brother Monkey wants to play the name of Monkey King, he really has to do something earth-shattering!
"For the sake of the Emperor of Heaven's sake, I will give you this chance. However, only in the vicinity of the Yama Temple! ”
"It's a deal!"
If you come to the matter, you can quickly settle the matter...... As for other things, compared to the trouble in the underworld and the heavenly court, it is a small problem!
"Do you need anything else?"
Think about it...... I'm afraid that just asking for it will offend people...... Forget it, the benefits that should be handed over still have to be handed over!
"The Journey to the West team, when there are ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties...... Of the half, the Buddha Gate only takes half of it...... Forty difficulties, all of them are mastered by heaven! ”
Di Xin raised his eyebrows, this guy is still quite sensible!
According to the original tribulation, Heavenly Court was far from that much, at most it was only a few tribulations...... By the way, there is also the Journey to the West team!
"Journey to the West team, I want three people!" Di Xin thought about it, and simply helped, but he would suffer that bit of merit, and he was still unhappy.
"Yes!"
If you didn't think about it, you should respond: "But these three people will also be the main force in the face of the catastrophe!" After measuring the tribulation, you can return to Heaven! ”
"Good!"
Di Xin nodded...... At this point, the matter of the westward journey, the heavenly court and the Buddhist gate have agreed!
"Okay, since it has been decided, the specific calamity matters, the Buddha Gate can come to Heaven to decide. I'll go first! ”
After getting the quota of the three Journey to the West team and half of the catastrophe, Di Xin stood up satisfied and led the people out...... Before leaving, Di Xin suddenly stopped and looked at the underworld.
"The underworld has a credit to heaven and earth, and the westbound team can produce one person! Calamity, ten difficulties in profit sharing! ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Xuan Ming is overjoyed! Measure the tribulation, look at the current heavenly court, that merit ...... Now I can share one-eighth of the tribulation merits, and one-fifth of the candidates for Journey to the West, so I can make a lot of money!
If it is calculated according to the merits of the gods...... It's enough to make a quasi-saint!
"Well, this is what the underworld deserves! Yinshan, just give Buddhism a face! Before the end of the tribulation, Jizo can suppress Yin Mountain; After measuring the calamity, it must be returned to the underworld! ”
"Buddha, obey the will of the Emperor of Heaven!"
Rulai got the biggest benefit, so naturally he didn't dare to collide with the Emperor of Heaven again.
Xuan Ming also nodded, agreeing with Di Xin's opinion...... Then join the Lord of the Styx and bow down.
"Congratulations to the Emperor!"
"Well, don't send it!"
Di Xin waved his hand without looking back, and the dragon and phoenix heaven and earth let out a dragon chant and phoenix roar, soared into the air, broke through the space, and returned to heaven!
And when Di Xin entered the heavenly court, a bald-headed, wearing a huge Dharma appearance of a monk wearing a Pilu crown appeared heaven and earth!
"I am Jizang, when the town of the town of Yin Mountain, chanting Buddhist scriptures, and surpassing the soul!"
"Vow: Hell is not empty, and I will not become a Buddha!"
The sound falls, countless golden flowers bloom in heaven and earth, and heaven will make merit in the Yin Mountain of the earth! An extremely powerful aura swept away in an instant! Jizo, with the help of the power of merit, successfully beheaded the corpse and ascended to the position of quasi-saint!
"Bells and whistles."
Di Xin complained: [It's just a quasi-saint, it's worth making such a big fuss about you? Buddhism, for the sake of Daxing, seems to have lost face! 】
[Sure enough, I don't look down on Buddhism, it's not for no reason! Buddhism, too LOW! 】
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