Chapter 14: Nezha: Brother, let me teach you the true knowledge of this discipline!

"Huh?!"

Di Xin turned his head in surprise, but saw his eldest wife Jiang Zhen, staring at Sun Wukong with a serious face!

Sun Wukong also raised his hands, danced with his hands, scratched his ears and cheeks, and froze in place, so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and looked at Di Xin pitifully......

In the eyes of the pleading monkey, it was clear that he was asking Di Xin for help: Master, Master is so fierce!

"Ahem,"

Di Xin couldn't help but make a round of play, and said: "Madam, Sun Wukong is a monkey by nature, and he has never learned etiquette, so it is normal to be casual...... I think that after coming to him, he will slowly change......"

"Husband!"

Jiang Zhen frowned, and looked at Di Xin extremely unkindly: "What kind of person are you, you are famous in heaven and earth!" When it comes to your identity, who doesn't be in awe and respectful? As your disciple, if you don't understand etiquette, don't know good and evil, and don't know reason, won't it weaken your prestige and slap your face! ”

"No, no, no!"

Di Xin waved his hand again and again...... Although the praise of his wife in his heart is dark, but the lawless is Brother Monkey!

I really want to teach him to be respectful and polite, like Confucius, who is a good corpse in the sky, and I am in my body three times a day, and I still smash a fart in the underworld, and make a fart in the heavenly palace! Not to mention erecting a banner and calling himself Monkey King!

"I'm just an ordinary monk, how can I be as good as Madame said...... There are many monks in the world who are stronger than me......"

Di Xin nodded faintly, we are going to hide our identity, don't get too into the play! Jiang Zhen seemed to react at this time, and changed her tone to make up for it: "Even if you don't have a good reputation, you must not teach disciples who don't understand etiquette!" ”

After speaking, Jiang Zhen looked at Sun Wukong with cold eyes: "Sun Wukong, although you are a monkey, your real body is not a monkey!" It is Nuwa Niangniang's mending heavenly immortal stone gestation, and her heels are comparable to innate power! How can it really be like the acquired monkey clan, with an unstable heart and no determination? ”

"What's more, cultivating immortals is cultivating the heart! The heart is insufficient, why is it immortal! Husband, I don't think you want to teach a waste disciple, right? ”

Di Xin was completely awakened by Jiang Zhen's words!

[That's right, I only care about maintaining Brother Monkey's nature, and I have forgotten the way of cultivating immortals, and I have always been strict ......]

[Whether it is for the good of Sun Wukong, or if you want him to make a greater reputation for Buddhism, cultivation, must be more powerful than the original work! ] 】

[And...... If I'm harsh, I can't make Sun Wukong hold a grudge...... When his identity is revealed in the future, he can form a more stark contrast with the gentle Buddhism and the benevolent Tang Seng, so that he can completely join the Buddhism and give up the heavenly court. 】

[Hmm...... Isn't the current monkey the same personality as the rebellious junior high school student in the previous life? The stricter the control, the more rebellious it becomes, and you will even hate the teacher...... Yes, that's it! 】

[At that time, if you can teach a rebellious disciple, you will not join the Heavenly Court; It can also greatly improve Sun Wukong's cultivation and help Buddhism become famous...... Win-win! 】

Di Xin's heart suddenly realized...... As for whether Brother Monkey will not hold a grudge against him because of his strict teachings, just like the real Bodhi Patriarch......

What are you kidding, just the character of Sun Wukong...... Scold!

Guess why, why did Sun Wukong not even come to see a demon, immortal, or god after being under the town of Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years? Among them, there are seven saints, his sworn brothers!

Even if it is his most respected Bodhi ancestor...... Has he ever been to see it again? In addition to provoking the ancestor of the earth immortals, he wants to ask for help......

Not to mention that Bodhi Ancestor said that he had a stubborn personality and was afraid of being affected by him...... But after he became a Buddha and became famous, did he ever see it once? Have you ever looked for Bodhi?

In his previous life, what Sun Wukong really admired was his courage to rebel against heaven and authority! But the personality is not necessarily very popular.

"Madame has a point!"

Thinking through the key, Di Xin nodded and agreed with Jiang Zhen's opinion!

"Sun Wukong, cultivating immortals, cultivating the heart, but also cultivating virtue!"

"From today onwards, you need to familiarize yourself with the texts, and after twenty years, you will discuss the practice again!"

With that, Di Xin got up and waved his sleeves away, his face full of disgust...... Jiang Zhen got up after him, as if she also looked down on Sun Wukong extremely much...... However, when she turned around, she gave Di Xin's other women a look......

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At night, Sun Wukong held the classics in his hands in a boredom, sat on the bed and read them by the electric light (the latest research of the Ministry of Heavenly Court), and turned one page after another impatiently......

In the end, he angrily threw the book onto the bed, his face full of resentment!

"Twenty years, I am a monkey, where have I lived for twenty years! You obviously don't want to teach me and dislike my grandson! ”

"Poof!"

As soon as Sun Wukong's words fell, there was a laugh at the door...... Sun Wukong turned over and got up, glaring at the door: "Who! Who dares to laugh at my grandson! ”

"It's me, what, you even want me to fight?"

The door was pushed open, and Sun Wukong stared at it, it was actually a mulberry picker under Peach Mountain? One of Master's women?!

Qi Yingying stood in the doorway, holding a cup of delicacies that exuded endless fragrance...... Just inhaling a little wafting aroma, Sun Wukong felt that his body was much more comfortable, and his body was making a request to him, eager to eat the delicacies in the hands of the mulberry girl!

"You...... You...... I...... Mother, why are you here? ”

Sun Wukong's face changed a few times, but in the end, he couldn't hold back his desire for delicious food, and licked his face and leaned over.

"You, you really don't know what to do! I don't know how high my sister and husband expect from you! ”

Yang Chan stretched out her slender jade finger and tapped Wukong's monkey head...... Then he didn't whet his appetite, and brought the delicacies to the house and placed them on the table.

"This cup of dishes that replenish qi, blood, and foundation was prepared for you by your master himself. There are various things that make up for the foundation, such as peach, ginseng fruit, yellow bell plum, golden lotus seed, etc., so try it! ”

"Ginseng fruit? Huang Zhongli? Peach? This ......"

Sun Wukong was shocked and looked at the delicacies in disbelief...... His eyes involuntarily looked towards the books on the bed. On the cover of the book, there are several big characters printed on it: "Introduction to the Spiritual Materials of the Flood Desolation - Produced by Heavenly Court"!

"Master, who is he? Why are there such good things? Or give it all to me? ”

Sun Wukong's heart moved slightly, and his own master ...... It seems, more terrifying than he imagined!

"You, if you can worship your husband as a teacher, just laugh secretly."

Yang Chan chuckled lightly and nodded at Sun Wukong's monkey head again: "Husband, you can command the existence of a saint!" As for the specific identity, my husband won't tell you, and I don't dare to say it. ”

"But there's just one thing you need to remember...... It is a great blessing for you to be able to apprentice to your husband! Husband, my sister has very high expectations for you, you must not let them down! ”

"Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."

After that, Yang Chan didn't say any more, according to the introduction of Shen Gongbao, Tai Baixing and other heavenly court thinkers, just clicked on Sun Wukong, and then left directly, leaving him to stay in the house by himself, thinking nonsense!

Sun Wukong jumped on the bench in confusion, just about to eat a delicious meal...... But in the next moment, his movements involuntarily stopped, he lowered his head and looked, changed his posture from squatting to sitting, picked up the chopsticks in the same way as the master, and ate them one bite at a time......

It's just that this action only lasted for a few seconds, and I couldn't hold back my body's desire for the treasure of heaven and earth, so I threw away the chopsticks, picked up the cup, and swallowed it in a big gulp!

In the dark, Jiang Zhen, Yang Chan and others, who were watching this scene, shook their heads speechlessly...... It seems that this monkey needs to be taught what etiquette is!

On the second day, Sun Wukong came to the open space outside the house again, and Di Xin had already prepared four books and five classics for him!

"Today, the thing you want to learn is this book of Confucius and Mencius!"

Di Xin said, and nodded at the square table in front of Sun Wukong...... The first book on the square table was opened, and it was written by Confucius: "The Analects"!

I thought that when Sun Wukong saw the books, he would be annoyed, and even talk back to himself...... But Di Xin never expected that Sun Wukong would sit at the table very well-behaved, open the book and listen to his lecture carefully?

[Take? Has this monkey's temperament changed? There was no rebuttal? 】

[What I teach is the Analects! Classical Chinese! 】

[Oh, too, it has just apprenticed, and the awe of the teacher has not disappeared...... In a few days, three years at most, he is destined to be unbearable! 】

"Learning and learning from time to time, it is a pleasure to ......"

Doesn't this mean that it is also pleasant to review after learning knowledge or skills and taking a certain amount of time......

"People don't know and are not ashamed, and they are not gentlemen......"

"People don't understand me, but they don't get angry, aren't they also gentlemen......"

Since Sun Wukong wants to learn, Di Xin has no reason not to teach...... Anyway, he didn't believe it, the ancient Chinese teachings that he couldn't sit still in the past, with his own teaching level, could he still let Sun Wukong learn it?

In the dark, outside the three-star cave of the slanting moon, Nezha, who had just arrived, accompanied Jiang Zhen, listening to the sound of teaching inside, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"What the hell is Master teaching, the meaning of learning and learning, obviously teaching your martial arts, you have to find someone to review all the time, this is pleasant; There is also that sentence that people don't know and don't get upset, Confucius taught me specifically, which means that people don't know how powerful I am, I don't have to be angry with him, just beat him down, instead of killing him, he is the best gentleman! What the hell did Master teach? ”

On the side, the corners of Jiang Zhen's mouth twitched...... Okay, you're all over the world, listen to what the hell you're teaching!

(Tongtian: Blame me?) Besides, Xiao Nezha is not wrong, it is very much to my liking! Compared to the Analects, I myself prefer to speak well! The Analects are doctrines, and the Analects are the heart! )

"Shut up! Let your master hear it, and you will wait to be beaten by the board! ”

Jiang Zhen glared at Nezha fiercely, and Nezha subconsciously shrunk his neck...... Compared with the master and other masters, the queen Jiang Zhen is the biggest strict mother role, even more fierce than his own mother Yin Shi Niang! Where does he dare to refute!

"Master...... It's really Confucius himself, I didn't make it up...... He also completed all the words! The disciples taught it all in this version! ”

However, I am afraid, but I resolutely do not admit my mistake!

"Don't think I don't know which one you're talking about!"

Jiang Zhen knocked Nezha on the head as soon as her brain collapsed: "Don't play treasure, by the way, what I told you, do you remember?" ”

"I know, as a senior brother, I have a good relationship with Sun Wukong!"

"Hmm...... It's good to understand! By the way, it's okay to come more, get the relationship right, and teach him his homework by the way...... Remember, don't pass on your holy ways to your junior disciples! ”

"Master, you slander me! My Nezha is obviously a charge general, where is it! ”

Nezha resolutely refuses to admit that he is Gou, he is obviously cautious! It's good to be cautious!

Jiang Zhen rolled her eyes, you are not reluctant, who else is reluctant? Don't look at Nezha's great achievements for the heavenly court over the years, but he has never really fought a tough battle, okay!

is obviously already a big Luo, and there are countless magic weapons in his hands. But when he encounters the same level, no, it is one level lower than him, and he resolutely does not fight alone, and he has to call seven or eight of the same level, or two more advanced seats, before he is willing to fight! The character is stubborn, even Li Jing said, this son is not like me!

"Okay, your junior brother and you are not on the same path...... Don't teach you blindly, just have a good relationship! ”

"Yes, yes, Master, aren't you worried about me?"

Nezha patted his chest and promised, "I promise not to teach my brother badly, okay?" ”

"Believe in you once......"

At night, Sun Wukong was once again in the house, quietly thinking about the classics taught by Di Xin during the day...... Suddenly, a peach with an endless aroma is thrown in through the window!

"Who?"

Sun Wukong grabbed the peach and looked out the window vigilantly...... Although his throat swallowed several times, his eyes unconsciously looked at the peach in his hand, but after all, he didn't bite down.

"Heh, a little defensive, not bad!"

At the door, a laugh came...... Sun Wukong hurriedly looked over, only to see a heroic and handsome man, leaning on the door frame, looking at him with a smile: "You junior brother, I Nezha, admit it!" ”

"Are you Nezha?!"

Sun Wukong was stunned, Nezha? Nezha!! This is the Great God of Heaven! The book of the Heavenly Court Military Department enshrined by the human race!

Even if Sun Wukong is not a human race, but in the year of apprenticeship, he has not eaten the fruit secretly, where does he not know the level of the great god in front of him?

Look carefully, isn't the man in front of him the god enshrined in the temple, the same appearance, the other dressed?

Wait, just now he ...... He called me junior brother? It is rumored that his master is the Emperor of Heaven! Doesn't that mean that my master is also the Emperor of Heaven?!

"If you don't change your name, if you don't change your surname, I am Nezha! I won't be like Master, who will abide by any kind of agreement with the West, and I have to hide my head and show my tail. ”

Nezha didn't know where to take out a peach, threw it up and bit it: "Don't taste it?" This is a 9,000-year-old peach! ”

"Nine thousand years of peaches?!"

Sun Wukong was shocked again, and subconsciously looked at the peach in his hand...... This taste is exactly the same as the peaches in yesterday's dish!

And the peach is the thing of the emperor and the queen of heaven...... Therefore, my master is really the Emperor of Heaven!

"I ...... Am I really an apprentice of the Heavenly Emperor? ”

Sun Wukong swallowed his saliva and looked at Nezha in disbelief.

Nezha rolled his eyes: "What's so surprising, isn't it just worshipping the Emperor of Heaven as a teacher?" Master too, you have to call me senior brother! ”

"Division...... Brother. ”

"Good!"

Nezha rubbed Sun Wukong's monkey head with satisfaction, and motioned him to taste it: "Eat peaches first, and when you eat them, I will talk to you about the destiny you carry, and by the way, teach you this door, real knowledge!" ”

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