Chapter 31: The Hour Has Come...... Wukong, it's time for you to go to heaven! ~
"You ......"
Guanyin was so angry that her lips trembled: "Emperor, are you too much!" Wukong, a little golden immortal, can also injure the Gonggong Ancestor Witch, who is known for his strong physical defense? ”
Xuan Ming crossed his feet and casually played with the pink nails on his fingers.
"Don't you know that my fifth brother once crashed and died on Buzhou Mountain? It's only been a few Yuan Hui, and now my fifth brother is just a Golden Immortal cultivator, what's so strange about being injured? ”
Guanyin looked at her in disbelief...... How many Yuan Hui, Jin Xian cultivated? Xuan Ming, this lie is too outrageous!
Not to mention that the co-work is a powerful reconstruction, just in the underworld to become one of the ten halls of Yama, or the key fifth hall of the Yama king (ten halls of Yama, naturally the position of the king of Yama is the heaviest), the merit is called a continuous stream.
A few Yuan Hui, not to mention the great power to rebuild, even if it is a pig, under the continuous supply of authentic merits from the underworld, it can also achieve the body of the Great Witch (Da Luo), this is still the case of no enlightenment!
Gonggong, but the ancestor of the flood to understand the way of water!
However, in the face of the careless Xuanming, Guanyin didn't dare to say these complaints, and he couldn't say it...... She could guess that this was clearly the underworld taking advantage of this opportunity!
Think about it carefully, in order to make Wukong famous and pass on a great reputation for Buddhism...... This underworld has been broken, people are swords, I am fish and meat, she has no excuse to refuse!
"Hoo ......"
With a long breath, Guanyin forcibly suppressed his anger and aggrieved anger, and looked at Xuan Ming unwillingly.
"I don't know what compensation the underworld wants?"
"Hmm...... After all, it's just that my fifth brother is injured, it's good to take care of it for a while, for the sake of the Journey to the West, I'm embarrassed to pit you too much......"
Xuan Ming pretended to think about it...... Guanyin on the side was roaring in his heart, if you have the ability, you don't want it!
"That's it, I heard that the Guanyin Bodhisattva treasure jade net bottle can store three light divine water, why don't you give me about ten catties for my fifth brother? Thinking about the injury on the forehead, it's enough......"
Hearing Xuan Ming's words, Guanyin's eyes were about to pop out! Ten pounds?! Do you think that the three-light divine water is ordinary water? The opening is ten pounds?
My jade net bottle has collected the sun, moon and stars for ten years, and it can only accumulate one drop!
"Impossible!"
Guanyin didn't think about it, shook his head frantically and retorted: "I don't have that much inventory...... And the Sanguang Divine Water is a healing elixir, and at most three drops can heal the injuries of the Gonggong Ancestral Witch! ”
"Three drops? I can't even wipe the wound! ”
Xuan Ming retorted dissatisfiedly: "My fifth brother is an ancestral witch! No matter how strong the Sanguang Divine Water is, it is impossible to heal my fifth brother's injuries! I'm losing a little, a pound! ”
Guanyin rolled her eyes...... Heh, now you know that your brother is an ancestral witch? Don't say it's just a golden immortal anymore?
"Impossible, ten drops at most!"
"I've dropped by a tenth, and you've only tripled?! Guanyin, you guys are too insincere! In this way, I take one more step back, a thousand drops! ”
"A divine object like the Three Lights Divine Water can also be measured by weight? For the emperor's sake, I'll double it again, twenty drops! ”
In this way, Guanyin and Xuanming are negotiating back and forth, and the baht will be compared...... Finally, the two girls reached an agreement to compensate for Sun Wukong's move to make trouble in the underworld with the number of one hundred drops of Sanguang Divine Water!
Looking at the three-light divine water in the jade net bottle, it suddenly went down half...... Guanyin's heart is dripping blood!
It's just these two hundred drops, but since she got the jade bottle, she has saved up the inventory with great difficulty!
Now it's because of Sun Wukong's goods...... Gone!
"Ahem."
Playing with the Lingbao jade bottle loaded with the three-light divine water, Xuan Ming looked at Guanyin's distressed look, and was also a little embarrassed...... Ahem, this time, it's really a bit fierce.
"What's that...... Guanyin, don't worry, after Sun Wukong leaves, I will immediately report to Heaven, and I will definitely not miss the major events of Buddhism! Fifth brother, don't worry, Buddhism and Difu are friends, and Bendi will definitely help you hold him! I will never let him come to Lingshan! ”
"Thank you, Emperor!"
Guanyin forcibly sorted out his expression, bowed and bowed: "Then the next thing, please leave it to the emperor!" ”
After Kannon and Jizo leave together...... Xuan Ming raised his fingers, and a drop of three-light divine water flew in front of Feng Bo: "Take it to the fifth brother to heal his injuries, and say that it is Guanyin's compensation!" ”
Feng Bo glanced at the drop of three-light divine water in front of him, and then looked at the jade bottle containing ninety-nine drops of three-light divine water in Xuan Ming's hand, and suddenly, he didn't know whether to praise Xuan Ming for being generous or stingy......
Let's be stingy, just work on that little injury, I really don't need such a good thing; It can be said to be generous, this is a hundred drops, but they are all blackmailed by the Gonggong Ancestor Witch when he is injured, so he will give one percent...... Woman, you are synonymous with greed! Ancestral witch, too!
On the other side, Guanyin, who had left the capital city, showed a painful look as soon as he left the city.
"Jizo, if you tell Shizun about my loss of the Three Light Divine Water, will he reimburse me?"
"Forehead ......"
Jizo twitched the corners of his mouth, and half-persuaded, "I think it's a trivial matter, so don't tell the World Venerable...... Moreover, don't you have merit in your account right away? Just ...... Think of it as buying merit. ”
"yes...... That's all there is to it. ”
Guanyin smiled bitterly...... My Sanguang Divine Water is gone! ~——
In the Yama Palace, when Feng Bo arrived holding the Sanguang Divine Water, what he saw was the appearance of King Yama with his feet crossed and pulling Sun Wukong's large piece of Duoying!
"Gonggong Ancestral Witch ......"
"Feng Bo is here?" King Yama, who had a white cloth wrapped around his forehead, moved his buttocks, gave up a position, and beckoned Feng Bo to come over: "Hurry up and have a few drinks with Wukong's nephew!" The disciples of the Heavenly Emperor finally came to the underworld, but it can't be said that our underworld has no etiquette. ”
Feng Bo smiled speechlessly, walked over and picked up the wine glass, and ran into Sun Wukong and Gonggong, and then handed the jade bottle containing the Sanguang Divine Water to Gonggong.
"This is the three-light divine water that the Xuanming Ancestor Witch gave you to heal...... Just blackmailed from Guanyin. ”
"How much?"
Gonggong looked at the jade bottle, which was not much bigger than a slap, and was obviously just carved from ordinary jade, and looked at Feng Bo speechlessly.
Feng Bo didn't dare to look directly at his gaze, but said weakly: "A drop of ......"
"A drop?!"
Gonggong Zuwu exclaimed: "Old Eleven shot, how can there be only one drop?!" ”
"Wait, will Eleven ...... Got my compensation too, right? Feng Bo, tell me honestly, how many pits have been pitted? Two drops? Five drops? Or nine drops? ”
Feng Bo complained silently: You still underestimate the Xuanming Ancestral Witch...... Her old man has cheated so much, a hundred drops, okay!
"Ahem, almost."
Feng Bo replied vaguely...... Gonggong was bored for a while, but he didn't dare to say anything to this eldest sister who has always been favored.
"Well, a drop would be nice! It just so happened that I was worried that I didn't have anything good to give to Goku's nephew...... This drop of Sanguang Divine Water will be given to you as a meeting gift! ”
As he spoke, the co-worker raised his hand, and the jade bottle containing the three-light divine water fell into Sun Wukong's arms.
Sun Wukong shook his head again and again, not wanting to take ......
But before he could say anything, Gonggong blocked his words: "Elder give, don't dare to resign!" The underworld and the heavenly court are allies, and a little healing gadget should be used as your life-saving hole card! ”
Sun Wukong looked at the three-light divine water in his hand, a life-saving artifact, and said that he didn't want it, it was definitely fake!
That's it, it's a big deal to repay the underworld in the future!
He bowed down and thanked him, "This ...... Thank you seniors! ”
"That's right, come on, keep drinking!"
Gonggong patted Sun Wukong's shoulder with satisfaction...... Pull up the wind and drink again...... That is, Sun Wukong has important things to do, and he can only drink for one day. Otherwise, the co-workers have to pull Sun Wukong to drink for ten days and ten nights! ——
Of course, this version of Monkey King would not dare to tear up the book of life and death of Hades...... Even he himself knows that as soon as the book of life and death is torn, his monkey monkey grandson is truly hopeless.
The book of life and death is named, does not enter the Three Realms, does not enter the Five Elements, does not care about the way of heaven, ignores the way of the earth, and is disgusted by humanity...... The consciousness of the desolate world is rejected, and after death, the soul can only become a lonely soul and a wild ghost, and be used by others, that is the real reincarnation without a future!
So, after Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain, the monkey hair clone lying on the ground turned over and got up!
"Seventh brother, what's wrong with you?"
The rest of the demon kings were still asleep, only the Bull Demon King was the first to react, and asked curiously at the frightened Sun Wukong.
"Brother Niu, I'...... I dreamed that two people came here to hook me and take me beyond the gates of the Netherworld, only to wake up. It was I who showed my supernatural powers, shouted straight to the Senluo Palace, quarreled with the king of Yama, and read my life and death book, with my name, I hooked it, and I will not return to the jurisdiction of the prefecture in the future. ”
The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, looked at Sun Wukong's gaze, full of admiration, and meaningful: "Are you sure there are two people to hook the soul?" Are you sure you went to the underworld, marked the Yama Palace, and ticked your name? ”
"Indeed, Brother Niu, is there any problem?"
Sun Wukong pretended to be dazed and looked at the Bull Demon King innocently, his clear eyes were full of confusion, and ...... Stupidity!
The Bull Demon King raised his eyebrows, heh, if you are really born and raised, and your cultivation has reached the peak of the Golden Immortal, how can the underworld come to hook you? But if you are hooked, forget it, and let you mess around in the underworld...... Tsk, you have a big secret!
"No problem, haha!"
The Bull Demon King laughed, patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said loudly: "Brother Xian has gone to the name of the Book of Life and Death, and he will no longer be managed by the Three Realms, so he should celebrate it!" ”
"I see!"
Sun Wukong made a sudden realization, and immediately responded: "Everything is according to what the eldest brother said, celebrate together!" ”
So, after the demon kings woke up, Sun Wukong called the monkeys and monkey grandchildren to serve fresh fruits, monkey wine and other delicious food again, and invited people to eat together.
After the other five demon kings heard what happened to Sun Wukong, their eyes also flickered in the depths of their eyes, which was meaningful...... They all congratulated Sun Wukong loudly, but the relationship between them was unconsciously alienated...... It's as if you can cut ties with Sun Wukong at any time!
Sun Wukong is so observant, how can he not know their changes? It's just that he didn't say anything, sneering in his heart...... It's been recorded by me, and it's been targeted by Heaven, so why do you want to escape? Dream about it! ——
Heavenly Court, Queen of Heaven Jiang Zhen was dealing with government affairs, and suddenly the fourth demon of the Demon Family at the gate of the palace stepped into the hall and reported loudly: "Report to the Queen of Heaven, there is the Hades Yama King Gong Feng Netherworld Sect Master Jizo King Bodhisattva Expression Text!" ”
(PS: The four generals of the demon family here are not dead, their bodies are sanctified, and there is room for rise, so they replaced the four saints of Kowloon Island and became the general of the temple.) The four saints of Kowloon Island went to Nantianmen to watch the door...... There are no four great heavenly masters! ~)
"Jizo King Bodhisattva?"
The gods in the hall glanced at each other, so, this is the plot of Sun Wukong's invasion of the underworld? In other words, Sun Wukong, it's time to go to heaven?!
The queen of heaven's heart moved, and she also understood the matter, nodded, and said, "Xuan!" ”
Then, I saw Wang Mo, the guard of the Nantian Gate, walking in with a statement...... The master of the Netherworld Palace, Master Yu, stepped forward to take it and read in the main hall: "The Netherworld realm is the Yin Division of the earth. There are gods in the heavens and ghosts in the earth...... Fu Qi dispatched divine soldiers, collected this demon, sorted out yin and yang, and Yong'an underworld. Sincerely. (I won't copy the original text of Journey to the West here.) )
To put it simply, it is Sun Wukong who made trouble in the underworld and canceled his name, which violates the six realms of reincarnation. Play the heavenly court, hoping to be the master of the underworld!
"Where does this Monkey King come from? It's robbing the Dragon Palace again, and it's the underworld, I really think I'm invincible! ”
The queen Jiang Zhen snorted angrily, slapped her palm on the armrest, and made a shocking sound!
Yang Jian's eyes were cold, and he was just about to come out of the list to talk back to acting...... There is another West Heaven Gate guard, Huo Quai, who is sick!
"Report to the queen of heaven, Buddhism Guanyin asks to see!"
"Xuan!"
The queen snorted coldly and invited her into the hall.
Guanyin entered the hall, and Yang Jian directly made a difficulty: "Last time Sun Wukong snatched the Dragon Palace, Buddhism opened up for it...... Today, if you break into the underworld, Buddhism will not come out for it? ”
Guanyin looked up and saw that Jiang Zhen was still sitting still, and knew that although he had an agreement with Buddhism, without exposing Sun Wukong's mentorship, Heavenly Court would not take the blame for Sun Wukong at all, let alone make decisions for him!
Take a deep breath, fortunately, before this arrival, the compensation has already been negotiated with the prefecture...... Otherwise, I'm afraid that I will have to be knocked out by the combination of the underworld and the heavenly court!
"It's not that I'm out for it, it's just that the old monk has something and wants to tell the queen of heaven."
"Bodhisattva, please speak."
The queen raised her eyebrows slightly, but she wanted to see what Guanyin in front of her had to say!
"Heavenly Court overpowers the Three Realms, but due to lack of manpower, it is often unable to rescue in time...... Although this Monkey King is bold and reckless, he can break into the underworld and open up the Yama Palace, so there must be a certain means...... If you can summon the heavenly court, you will definitely be able to raise the prestige of the heavenly court. In this way, it can not only recover an unruly demon king, but also expand the law enforcement personnel of the Heavenly Court, wouldn't it be beautiful? ”
"Heh, Bodhisattva, you are laughing, you can enter my heavenly court as an official, but you can't be strong in martial arts!"
You Hun, the deputy secretary of the ministry, came out and faced Guanyin: "Those who can enter the heavenly court as a god, in addition to practice, are more important than character and merit!" That Monkey King first robbed the Dragon Palace, and then broke into the underworld, his character is lacking, but he is not worthy of being the god of heaven! ”
"Even if the Buddha Sect has an agreement with His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, it is impossible for me to pass the immortal assessment in my ministry!"
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