"I think you're trying to make both sides of your face swollen and symmetrical."

Xia Shanshan glanced at him and said angrily: "Go to the refrigerator and get eggs for me." ”

"Mom, I'm going to eat a fried fried omelette."

"Sugar eggs, love to eat or not."

"Don't!!"

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After the family of three finished eating the noodles and spent a few minutes cleaning up, Jiang Wende drove the mother and son to school.

At 8 a.m., there were already many students and parents waiting in the classroom. Xia Shanshan greeted her parents all the way, and when she arrived at the office, her face stiffened with a smile.

"Mom, I find it quite tiring to be a teacher. Not only do you have to educate students, but you also have to deal with parents. ”

Xia Shanshan rubbed her face and asked in a calm tone: "Is there any work that is not tired?" ”

Jiang Xia's breath was stagnant, there was nothing wrong with this, you must know that even he, a reborn person, had to stay up late every day to work.

"I mean, don't be so serious, you can just touch the fish and relax."

"You can fish in other jobs, but you can't be a teacher."

She said earnestly: "I have to be responsible for all students, I can talk about a few questions, change a test paper, do a little lesson plan, and care about introverted students." ”

Jiang Xia was silent, and couldn't help but think that her mother died suddenly in front of the lesson plan in her previous life, and it was indeed a blasphemy to let a serious and responsible person like her touch the fish.

"Okay, I still have to go to the school director to get the final exam papers, you can play by yourself." Xia Shanshan impatiently drove him away, she will be very busy today.

Jiang Xia nodded, walked slowly to the classroom of the second class of the first grade, and saw that the sister-in-law had not yet come, so he silently recalled in his mind what this school was like when he was studying before.

Within a few minutes, two familiar figures, one large and one small, appeared in the field of vision.

Jiang Xia walked over and touched her sister-in-law's head: "Good morning, Xiaoman." ”

"Brother-in-law, good morning~" Lin Xiaoman skillfully took his hand, and his cute face was full of smiles.

Jiang Xia's heart tightened, and his eyes subconsciously looked around, but he didn't see the old man, and he was suddenly relieved.

"Originally, my dad was coming, but he received a call to deal with something, so I had to come." Lin Yan said late.

"Where's our mother?" Jiang Xia asked again.

"Mom went to the factory."

The sister-in-law pouted, and other children had their parents with them at the parent-teacher conference, but she only had her sister, although she was very sensible and obedient, and knew that her parents were for this family, but she was still a little unhappy in her heart.

Lin Yanwan rubbed her sister's head and sighed softly: "It seems that I have received a new batch of doll orders, and the customer is in a hurry, and my mother has to supervise the work herself." ”

Jiang Xia squatted down, gently pinched her sister-in-law's face, and smiled softly: "Xiaoman is happy, although my parents didn't come, I still have my sister and brother-in-law." ”

"Uh-huh! Xiaoman likes his brother-in-law the most! ”

Hearing this, the corners of Lin Yanwan's mouth twitched slightly, day by day, she knew that she was robbing a man with her, and this sister couldn't be wanted!

"That's not good, you can only like your brother-in-law secondly, and the one who likes your brother-in-law the most must be your sister." Jiang Xia said with a smile.

Lin Yanwan suddenly became happy when she heard this, hum, you react quickly.

She gently kicked Jiang Xia's shoes, and her face showed a look of joy that she could see: "What are you doing talking about in front of children." ”

"So you don't want to hear it, so I won't talk about it." Jiang Xia sighed.

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, Xiaoman wants to listen~" Lin Xiaoman shook his hand gently.

Jiang Xia scratched her nose: "Brother-in-law likes Xiao Man the most!" ”

"Hey? Isn't that a second favorite? Lin Xiaoman's eyes widened, and Lin Yanwan was also stunned.

"No~"

Jiang Xia looked at his wife mysteriously, suddenly approached Xiao Man's ear, and whispered in a voice that Lin Yanwan could hear: "Brother-in-law likes Xiao Man the most, and your favorite is of course your sister." ”

She gritted her teeth in anger, this guy said that he would deliberately tease her if he liked it, right?

"In that case, do you still have the most favorite person?" She snorted.

"Yes." Jiang Xia nodded without hesitation.

"Our mother?"

"It's not."

"And who are you talking about?"

"I won't tell you~"

"Say it or not!" She wrinkled her nose and twisted the flesh on Jiang Xia's arm.

If she is not satisfied with the answer she hears, she will masturbate something else in a while!

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, my wife light." Jiang Xia made an exaggerated expression: "My favorite is of course my wife, you can't guess this?" Woo woo, the feelings are fading! You don't love me anymore! ”

“…… Hell knows who you're talking about! Lin Yanwan pinched the cartilage without leaving a trace, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people now, he would have to let him spit bubbles on the spot.

Lin Xiaoman raised his eyes to look at his brother-in-law, not understanding why he suddenly stopped talking.

"Xiaoman! There you are! ”

Just when the two were secretly competing, a cute little daughter suddenly greeted Xiaoman.

"Sister, brother-in-law, I'm going to play with Xiaomei."

"Go, go, it's in the classroom, you can't go anywhere else." Lin Yanwan reminded.

"Hmm."

Jiang Xia was dragged out of the corridor by his wife with a strange expression, and he took a deep breath: "Wife, I was wrong. ”

"Humph!"

"Wife, you're so beautiful today."

"Don't scream, I'm not your wife."

"Wife, my face hurts, you rub it." Jiang Xia took her hand and said with a dead face.

Looking at the bruises on his face, Lin Yanwan's arrogant heart suddenly softened.

"If you don't have a face, you know how to use bitter meat." She whispered, then raised her hand to touch the left side of Jiang Xia's face, only daring to rub her fingertips around the bruised cheekbones.

"This only shows that you feel sorry for me."

"My dad is no longer angry with you, and he knows that he is wrong, but he can't pull it off, and he doesn't know how to apologize to you." Lin Yanwan said softly.

"Why apologize, just keep feeling guilty about me." Jiang Xia rubbed her face against her palm gently, and said with a smile: "In this way, even if I don't like him, I have to hold back." ”

Lin Yanwan said speechlessly: "But there is really you, even my father calculates." ”

"How can it be called calculation, at most it can be called calculation, otherwise wouldn't my beating be in vain?" He chuckled.

"Do you still hurt now?"

Jiang Xia blinked: "It hurts!" But as long as my wife kisses it, it doesn't hurt. ”

She wanted to refuse, but looking at his pitiful appearance, she hesitated, "...... So many people. ”

"Secretly, just take a bite, no one will see it, like this...... Don't you find that exciting? Jiang Xia lowered his voice and suddenly kissed her on the face.

Lin Yanwan glared at him, and then looked around in a catly manner, leaving kiss marks on his injured place very quickly.

And at this moment, Xia Shanshan's voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"Ahem, I said you two, this is a school, and you should pay attention to the occasion for intimacy."

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(Why do you have to sleep separately from your wife when you go back to your parents' house?) Woooooooooo