Chapter 88: Jin Chi: Are We False Buddhas? No, you Chen Xuanzang is a pseudo-Buddha, right?!

"You...... You're ...... The song is good, don't sing it next time. ”

After all, Sun Wukong faced his little fan brother Black Bear Spirit and failed to say the reprimand.

"Hey, hey."

The black bear spirit rubbed his palms nervously: "Great Sage, I, can I hug you?" ”

"Of course! As long as you don't sing! ”

Sun Wu laughed, and a heel bucket fell from the tree, and generously stretched out his arms to the black bear spirit...... The black bear spirit pounced into Sun Wukong's arms, and the bear paws kept swaying up and down: "Woo, Great Sage, I finally touched the living Great Sage!" ”

Sun Wukong couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, what's the matter, I finally touched the living one, does that mean that you have touched the dead one before?

It was not easy to wait until the black bear spirit relaxed...... Sun Wukong beckoned his little bear to sit down, and asked with some curiosity: "Black bear ......"

"Great Sage, my name is Black Wind!"

The black bear spirit hurriedly introduced his name to the Great Sage and looked at him expectantly.

"Alright, Black Wind!"

Sun Wukong was as good as a stream, and called his name: "Black Wind, where did you say you knew about me?" How did you become an admirer of mine? ”

Sun Wukong looked at the black bear spirit very curiously and asked...... Don't blame him for being strange, it's true that he hasn't been born for many years, and he hasn't made any big trouble...... The so-called Monkey King was a boastful thing at the beginning, but now it is just a title given by the master when he likes it, and anyone who really understands it will know that it is a joke.

He also uses this title as his own motivation, and he actually knows better than anyone else whether he deserves it or not!

"Great Sage," the black bear spirit rubbed his hands and said a little shyly: "What I admire the most is not how strong you are, Great Sage, but that you obviously erected the banner of anti-heaven and called Monkey King, but you can really get the title of Heavenly Court and become a Monkey King certified by Heavenly Court!" ”

"Forehead ......"

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched: "You...... Don't you know that my master is the Emperor of Heaven? ”

"I know, about this matter, the Earth Immortal Realm has long been spread, and there are many monsters who say that the Great Sage, you are hugging your thighs!"

The black bear spirit replied with a clear face, but then said, "But so what? Who of the other six brothers who have sworn to you as the Great Sage has no backing behind them, and who is weaker than the Emperor of Heaven? But what about the facts? ”

"These great sages and the backers behind them, except for the Bull Demon King, have all been cleared! Only Monkey King, not only won, but also won the recognition of the heavenly court, and even the backers behind him are harder than other monsters! ”

"How much I want to become the Great Sage, to be recognized by the Heavenly Court, and to have a strong master like His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor! ~”

The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong, his face full of envy......

Sun Wukong still doesn't understand when he hears this, where is this black bear spirit his fan brother, he is clearly envious of his background!

pretending to be a fan brother, but in fact he wants to take refuge in himself and in heaven...... Also obtain the Heavenly Court Preparation and achieve the true immortal god!

"You little black bear, you have a bad calculation in your heart!"

Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh and scold...... The black bear spirit smiled shyly, he never thought that his careful thinking could hide from Sun Wukong! I really think that the person who can be valued by the Emperor of Heaven and accepted as a disciple is a fool, then this person is a real fool!

"For the sake of the drama you've been acting for so long, you've worked hard to disguise my little fan brother......"

"Hey, Great Sage, it's true that I worship you! There will never be a fake! If it were me, even if I had the situation of the Great Sage, I would never be as famous as the Great Sage! ”

The Black Bear Spirit corrected it and said that he really admired Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect this guy to have a bit of brains! I also know that I have no ability, and no matter how big the backer is, it is useless!

"Okay, then my little bear, don't say I won't give you a chance, now you just need to help me complete a task, the Heavenly Court Demon Eradication Army, you should have a place!"

"Demon Slayer? It's true? Is it Lord Nezha's demon slaying army? Do I really have a chance to be a part of it? ”

The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong in disbelief...... That's the Demon Slayer! Nezha led this army, conquered the world in the first 500 years, never defeated, and won a great reputation! How many second generations of immortals and second generations of gods wanted to enter, but they were rejected by their strict selection......

Now, as a casual cultivator in the Earth Immortal Realm, he actually has the opportunity to enter?

"Big ...... Great Sage, are you telling the truth? Can you really stuff the bear into the ranks of the demon slayer army? ”

The black bear spirit looked at Sun Wukong with bright eyes, that is the demon slaying army, the heavenly court is organized, and the treatment is even more first-class! Not to mention the army commander or Nezha, well done and with unlimited upside, who doesn't want to enter?

"You know that Nezha is my senior brother, right?"

Sun Wukong held his head high and said proudly: "Let you in, that's not a matter of words?" As long as you haven't eaten a human and don't get bloody, then it's absolutely fine! ”

"Little Bear doesn't dare!"

The black bear spirit hurriedly said: "Except before the spirit was opened, the little bear used to eat meat...... Since I set foot on the practice, I have not been infected with meat and fish, and I have been a vegetarian food all my heart, just to be able to ascend to the heavenly realm one day and become one of the immortal gods! ”

"I didn't expect you, a black bear spirit, to have such ideals."

Sun Wukong couldn't help but admire...... Sure enough, being able to go to heaven and become a god is the dream of every monster in the Earth Immortal Realm!

"Don't worry, as long as you help me complete the task, you, the recommender, my grandson should be decided!"

"Great Sage, please command!"

The black bear spirit Heifeng bowed down excitedly, a pair of bear eyes flashing stars, and looked at Sun Wukong expectantly.

"Simple, as long as you're so, ......"

"This ...... Against Western Arhats, I ......"

"Huh?"

Seeing that the black bear spirit was a little hesitant, Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and reminded: "For the sake of you being my little bear, I'll tell you a secret!" For a hundred years at most, Heavenly Court will definitely make a move on Buddhism...... This mission is a great opportunity for you to show your loyalty! Bear, you have to seize the opportunity! ~”

"I ......"

The black bear spirit was still hesitating, and Sun Wukong had already turned around and wanted to leave......

Seeing that Sun Wukong summoned a somersault cloud, he was about to leave...... The black bear gritted its teeth and stomped its foot......

"Great sage and slow! I took this task! ”

"No regrets?"

Sun Wukong stopped his movements and looked back at him with a smile: "What you have to deal with, but it is the Buddha Arhat!" ”

"No regrets!" The black bear spirit nodded heavily: "My little bear, I am definitely on this side of the heavenly court!" Cheer for the heavenly court, charge into battle, and do not hesitate to do so! ”

"Good!"

Sun Wukong slapped his palm, waved his hand, and pulled the black bear spirit to his cloud: "Then follow me to Guanyin Zen Temple!" ”

The somersault cloud let out a roar and left the Black Wind Mountain...... Even when he left, the air still echoed with the worried words of the black bear......

"Great Sage, Heavenly Court support, you will definitely be able to arrive in time, right? You're going to send me to the Demon Slayer, aren't you? You're my idol, you can't lie to me! ~Yes! ~”

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In the Guanyin Zen Temple, Chen Xuanzang kept sitting and squatting, push-ups, and sit-ups in the meditation room...... For every hundred, when a group is completed, the next action is replaced, and the cycle repeats......

When I was practicing happily, suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps at the gate...... After a while, a familiar voice, which should be the novice who welcomed them into the temple, whispered at the door, "Elder Tang, are you resting?" ”

Chen Xuanzang stood up and wiped the sweat from his head...... Take a step forward and open the door......

At the same time, he immediately connected his heart to Shami.

"The master of the courtyard has something to look for me?"

"The elders discerned that something was wrong. Just now, the master of the courtyard was drying his robe in the room, and thinking that the elder was from a big country in the East, he must have seen a lot of knowledge, so he specially ordered me to come to the elder to see him and make some suggestions. ”

[Of course, I was looking for you to go over and send me to death!] After drinking the poisonous tea of the courtyard master, do you still want to live? 】

[Lord Luohan said that if you eat a piece of Tang monk meat, you can live forever, and I don't know if it's true...... After the Buddhas have eaten it, I will be able to pick up a bone and gnaw it, right? 】

[Woohoo! Immortal! 】

Chen Xuanzang sneered in his heart, how long has it been, and he can't wait before he sees his toxic attack?

"Okay, wait for the poor monk to clean up, and then go with you."

After a perfunctory remark, Chen Xuanzang turned around, opened his luggage, and took out a brocade robe and put it on.

The jewels on the robe were full of jewels, and Shami was dumbfounded, and deep in his heart there was endless greed!

【Good...... What a rich robe! 】

[It is worthy of being a monk from the Oriental Tang Dynasty, he is really rich! ] 】

[When Lord Arhat kills you, I will definitely grab this robe...... Mine, it will be mine! 】

"Let's go!"

Chen Xuanzang was too lazy to listen to the endless greed in this novice's heart, so he greeted him and walked out......

Shami hurriedly followed, but when he left the room, he suddenly reacted and hurriedly asked, "Elder, there is another ......?"

"Oh, he went out to see the surrounding scenery...... It's okay, he'll be back in a while. If he can't see me, he will take the initiative to look for me. ”

Chen Xuanzang said casually and continued to walk forward...... As for Shami's heart, it was just some greed, and he had already cut it off!

After a while, Chen Xuanzang came to the abbot's room of Guanyin Monastery...... I have to say that the Seventeen Arhats are really doing a full set of plays, and in an abbot's room about the size of two meditation rooms, whether it is on the ground, on the tabletop, or on the wall, robes are spread everywhere, which is very luxurious!

Look carefully at the full house of embroidery, the four walls of the silk Luo, are all wearing flowers and brocade, embroidery gold things!

And the master of the courtyard was standing in the center of the robe, looking at himself with a wrinkled smile on his face.

"Elder Tang, how are these robes of mine? I don't know if I can get into your eyes? ”

Seeing Tang Seng, Elder Jin Chi greeted him with a smile and pointed to his room ostentatiously.

Chen Xuanzang glanced at his eyes, anyway, you are also a dragon descending arhat, just use these to test me?

With a shake of his body, the brocade robe fell into his hand and was spread out by him on the table not far away.

"The poor monk also has a robe in his hand, which is given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he also asks the master of the courtyard to take a look!"

Jin Chi hesitated slightly, but looked at Tang Seng, who had not entered the house, and there was no trace of Sun Wukong, so he could only resist the urge to launch the formation, turned back to the house, and touched the rough old hand to the robe......

"My disciple...... My disciple really didn't have a chance! ”

Jin Chi Lao touched the robe with tears in his eyes, and lamented in his mouth: "Bodhisattva, this Guanyin Monastery has been open for more than a hundred years, and it is worshiped every day, why don't you want to give the robe as a treasure, but give it to a mortal monk...... It's unfair, it's so unfair! ”

Crying, Jin Chi kept sweeping towards Chen Xuanzang, waiting for him to enter the door to comfort himself......

How do you know that Chen Xuanzang not only didn't move at all, but held his hands, looking like I was just quietly watching your performance?

After crying for a while, Jin Chi couldn't help it, raised his old teary eyes, and asked Chen Xuanzang: "Master, this treasure, just unfolded, it's getting late, but my eyes are dizzy, I can't see it, isn't it a fate!" I don't know if I can teach my disciples to get to the back room, look at it carefully all night, and send it back to the west tomorrow morning, I don't know what the respect is? ”

As he spoke, Jin Chi clutched his robe in his hand, looking extremely greedy.

Chen Xuanzang thinks it's funny when he looks at it, Buddhism's acting skills are so bad, right? Tell yourself directly, you have taken a fancy to the robe and want to take it by force, right? He didn't have to listen to his heart, he knew that what the other party did was to want to step into the meditation room by himself so that he could be beaten into the formation!

Originally, he didn't care, but Wukong didn't come, and he was bored, so let's play with him?

I saw Chen Xuanzang smile slightly and replied: "From your point of view, I just return it to me tomorrow morning, and I must not damage some beards." ”

Jin Chi, who had never thought that Chen Xuanzang would answer like this, was stunned for a moment...... No, isn't it obvious enough that I'm pretending? I'm going to rob you of your robe! This is a brocade robe, even in Lingshan, it is also an acquired spiritual treasure that can only be obtained by arhats and above......

You just don't want it?

When I saw Chen Xuanzang drop a sentence and really wanted to leave...... Jin Chi couldn't help it, and said, "The elder is so broad-hearted, is it possible to achieve it without fear of the old monk's greed?" ”

"What a joke the master said."

Chen Xuanzang turned his head and smiled at him: "It's just a robe!" The poor monk believes that with the cultivation of the Dharma of the master of the monastery, he will definitely not look down on such gold and silver luxuries! Besides, practicing the Quartet, brocade clothes, and food for monks is a tribulation...... If the master really wants a robe, what if the poor monk gives it? ”

"The Buddha still has the act of cutting meat and feeding eagles, and it is difficult for poor monks to achieve the beauty of not being adults, and send a robe to the wish of the master of the courtyard? Master, you're in for a look! ”

After that, Chen Xuanzang didn't wait for Jin Chi to reply, and immediately strode out of the meditation room, leaving only Sha Mi, Jin Chi, and the rest of the sixteen Arhats who were secretly ambushed, with a bewildered and incredulous expression!

In this world, there are really such Buddhist people who are not greedy for money?!

Are we false Buddhas? No, it's clear that this Chen Xuanzang is the real pseudo-Buddha, right? In Buddhism, there is no Buddha who is not greedy!

When he returned to the house, Chen Xuanzang hadn't opened the door yet, but he saw the door open and saw Sun Wukong leading the black bear spirit......

"Little monk, are you okay?"

Sun Wukong blinked, a little puzzled: "You didn't fight with those eighteen Arhats?" ”

"There are not eighteen, only seventeen."

Chen Xuanzang first emphasized Sun Wukong's misjudgment of the number of Arhats, and then explained: "There is no fight, it is just a good trick on the other party......

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