Chapter 28: The Fool Becomes a Sperm
"Fool, isn't the aunt beautiful?"
Wu Qiuyan put her big wavy curls together with both hands, and gently lifted it up, revealing her snow-white neck, and her body was bent into an S shape, like a calendar girl, extremely charming.
The voice is also delicate, soft with numbness, and hemp with crispness.
"This ......, Nima!"
Wu Qiuyan's sudden commotion caught Chen Fan off guard, and he couldn't react at all.
Women are waves, there is really nothing wrong with men!
Then, Chen Fan smiled, there was a hint of bitterness, a hint of sadness, and a hint of speechlessness in his smile.
Isn't it fun to tempt a fool?
It seems that this woman really doesn't know that her stupidity is cured!
Otherwise, how could he make such a frivolous move.
I have to admit that Wu Qiuyan's delicate body is very attractive, her skin is very white, although she is thirty years younger, she is well maintained, and she looks like she is twenty-five or sixteen.
The only fly in the ointment is that there is a long scar on the lower abdomen, which was left by a caesarean section, and the stretch marks are also clearly visible.
Chen Fan couldn't help but compare Wu Qiuyan and Yang Xiaocui in his heart, and after weighing all aspects, soon the answer was there, and Yang Xiaocui won completely.
Bah!
In the next second, Chen Fan spat out first, expressing disdain.
Then, he took out his phone and pointed the camera over.
"! You also have to take a mobile phone to record it, Wu Qiuyan, are you sure he is a fool? The special code fool has become a fine, and he has to make a video to go back and enjoy it. Tony exclaimed, feeling only that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling around.
Wu Qiuyan was also so frightened that she clasped her hands on her chest, hurriedly squatted down, and screamed: "Brother Qiang, go and snatch his mobile phone, if the video reaches the village, Chen Jinshui will have to kill me." ”
She now has the intention of killing.
I wanted to play a fool, but I didn't think of playing it off.
I won't dare to play like this next time I kill her.
Who says fools don't understand anything?
"Big fool, bring me the phone. It's already very good for you to watch it for free, and you dare to record it, it's just looking for death! Tony roared angrily and rushed directly at Chen Fan, not even having time to put on his pants, with a fierce look on his face.
This guy doesn't know if it's a drug, and he's still in a majestic state.
I'll it!
Even Chen Fan was secretly speechless, discovering the unevenness of the world, and he was a little ashamed!
No wonder Wu Qiuyan, a noble village chief's daughter-in-law, will fall.
The one in her family definitely doesn't have this state.
Suddenly, Tony Qiang saw the matsutake mushroom in Chen Fan's back basket, and his eyes widened several times.
", it's really a fool to step on a horse, such a big matsutake king can be dug up, and it seems that there is more than one. It just so happens that Lao Tzu has been very weak in the past few days, and the matsutake mushroom is just used to replenish Lao Tzu's body. ”
As the king of mushrooms, matsutake mushroom can of course be used in medicine, which has the effects of strengthening the kidney, restoring energy, invigorating the stomach and qi, strengthening the brain and intellect, and so on.
Tony is strong and weak, and he uses matsutake mushrooms to replenish his body, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Such a matsutake king, if you eat it, the effect is by no means comparable to a simple drug.
Rushing closer, Tony slammed Chen Fan's face with a straight punch.
"Big fool, you brought it on yourself!"
This person used to be worthy of being mixed with society, with rich experience in fighting, stable enough, accurate enough, ruthless enough, and never dragged mud and water in one go.
If it were an ordinary person, this punch would probably be knocked out directly.
But Chen Fan, who is an ordinary person?
Boom!
kicked out with a flirtatious leg, and also gave full play to the three-word key of "steady and ruthless", almost not letting Tony cut off his children and grandchildren, and the screams like killing pigs echoed in the col for a long time.
Wu Qiuyan lay in the grass and looked outside, all stunned.
I didn't expect Chen Fan, a big fool, to dare to fight back, and he was so poisonous, her brother Qiang was not an opponent at all, and he was killed in an instant.
"Is this kid really a fool? How can I see him look different? Is it true that a fool is really a good man? Wu Qiuyan was suspicious in her heart, lest Chen Fan would come to trouble her and put her on the spot, so she hurriedly began to get dressed.
Chen Fan's stupid illness has been cured, and there are not many people in the village who know about it.
And, even if someone hears the news, they may be skeptical.
After all, a fool's sudden return to normal sounds somewhat, which is unbelievable.
At this time, I saw that after Tony was strong, Chen Fan left without looking back.
It was as if he had taken her as air, and he didn't pounce on her at all.
Finally, she breathed a sigh of relief.
However, when she thought that Chen Fan pointed her mobile phone at her just now, she didn't know what she had photographed, and her heartstrings instantly tensed again.
If this matter came to the village, her reputation would not be guaranteed, and Chen Jinshui would definitely beat her to death.
Although Chen Jinshui is the village head, he has a small heart and regards her as a forbidden person, even if he talks to any man in the village, he will be jealous.
"No, I'll have to find a way to snatch his phone."
Wu Qiuyan made up her mind in her heart, and after getting dressed, she hurriedly chased after her.
As for Tony Qiang, he can only ask for more blessings for himself.
Chen Fan's speed was so fast, Wu Qiuyan chased after him, and there was no one.
Considering that many people in the village would be blushing when they saw the matsutake mushrooms he dug up, Chen Fan cut some weeds and covered the back basket tightly.
There are several red-brick and white-walled bungalows at the east end of Taohua Village, which are the headquarters of the village committee and the health center.
Four loudspeakers were tied to a telephone pole, and the voice of village chief Chen Jinshui was being heard inside, announcing that the village had raised funds to build roads.
Every household is counted according to the head, down to the baby waiting to be fed, up to the old man who is about to die, as well as the fool and the paralyzed, as long as it is a person, still alive, a head of 1,000 yuan.
Considering that the money is still somewhat lacking, those who die within ten years will be paid 500 yuan by their families.
After all, when a person dies, the land is still planted by the family. It is also appropriate to contribute some money to support the cause of the village.
"It's good to build roads!"
Chen Fan supports, fully supports.
The ancients said that if you want to get rich, you must first build roads!
The reason why Taohua Village is backward is because the traffic is not good, and going out is like learning from Tang Seng and going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties.
This Chen Jinshui village chief has been in power for decades, and he finally wants to do something practical for Taohua Village.
Commendable, commendable!
However, the dead also have to pay, isn't it a bit lacking in virtue?
If it's really tens of thousands of dollars, wouldn't it be okay to continue to spread it evenly?
Also, what does it mean to focus on fools and paralytics?
As far as Chen Fan knows, in the entire Peach Blossom Village, he is a fool and his mother is a paralyzed person.
This is clearly an insult to personality!
Chen Fan originally had some sympathy for this old village chief, but he was a lot old and had to be cuckolded.
But because of this sentence, Chen Fan was angry.
Nima, a person who is not in good health, is also dignified, okay?
Chen Fan suddenly picked up a stone from the ground, looked at a window of the brigade headquarters, and was about to smash it.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind him: "Xiaofan, what are you doing?" Just went up the mountain? Look at the heavy basket on your back, it can't be a treasure dug up, right? ”
The voice was very familiar, and Chen Fan knew who it was as soon as he heard it.
Looking back, sure enough, it was Fa Xiao Chen Erniu, wearing big pants, black vest, flip-flops, revealing dark skin and strong muscles, and the whole body was a tiger's back, walking out of the village health station, carrying a large bag of medicine, both Chinese and Western medicine.