"Hey, boy, you know what I'm capable of now."

The old voice was smiling in the microphone.

Zhuang Zhou listened, and the anger instantly rushed to the top of his head.

As he ran to the second floor, he yelled loudly: "Okay, you wait, don't run, I won't beat you to death if I go up, I will write my Zhuang Zhou's name upside down." ”

"Zhuang Zhou's name is written backwards, Zhou Zhuang? Isn't this an ancient water town on your planet? ”

"You ------"

Zhuang Zhou didn't say anything more, afraid of dying on the platform.

His steps were much quicker, and two steps became one.

As soon as he went up to the second floor, listening to the sound of "pop" behind him, Zhuang Zhou hurriedly looked behind him.

The G6666 high-speed train has been started, and then, it quickly moved forward from the platform.

Zhuang Zhou looked at the departing high-speed train in surprise, because the speed of the departing train was definitely 1,000 kilometers per hour, and it flashed like an electric current.

At the moment when the rear of the train disappeared in front of his eyes, a black figure of a human figure flashed out of the shadow at the back of the train, and disappeared again on the empty platform in an instant.

Zhuang Zhou's back was cold, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but tremble, and he snorted: "That's ------ Mengdie, she got out of the car with me?!" ”

Turning around, he looked at the station in front of him, this is really the high-speed rail station in W City, the same as when he came last month, and it was crowded with people.

Looking at the appearance of those people and their steps, they are all exactly the same as themselves, they are all people, and they are by no means those weird humanoid mecha that only exist in movies.

He let out a long sigh and muttered in a low voice, "It's okay, I've gone up from the platform to the station on the second floor, and it's finally normal here." ”

Zhuang Zhou looked at the passage in front of him, there were exits on the left and right, and after hesitating for a while, he walked to the right.

He still clearly remembers the prompt of the old voice: "After going up to the second floor, go to the right, pass the bathroom after fifty meters, turn left again, go straight for thirty meters, then turn left, go straight for twenty-five meters, then turn left, and ten meters later there is a room with glass double doors." ”

Fifty meters later, I saw the bathroom, and there was a left turn passage next to it.

Zhuang Zhou walked briskly past the bathroom and turned into the passage on the left.

He had just walked ten meters straight, but when he stopped, he felt the urge to urinate in his bladder.

He stepped back and went into the bathroom.

I found that there were only a few people in it, and the urinal was a long one, and more than half of it was left.

Zhuang Zhou has had a small problem since he was a child, he can't pee when there are more people, and he is afraid that others will peek, which is purely a psychological problem.

But he still picked out a urinal that was empty on the left and right, put the suitcase on the ground, and held the mobile phone with a black screen in one hand, and stood up to pee.

But after only two drops, the urine could not be urinated, even though the bladder was still full of urine.

Zhuang Zhou stared at the white urinal in front of him, standing straight there for about a quarter of an hour, still unable to pee.

He couldn't help but ask himself, "My day, did I get a stone and block the urethra?" ”

But he immediately denied it, "It's not a stone, there is no pain at all, I heard others say that it hurts to have urethral stones." ”

Zhuang Zhou was helpless, so he reluctantly put away his own piece of stuff, carried the suitcase, came to the sink, and washed his hands cleanly.

Thinking of brushing his handsome hair by the way, he raised his head and looked in the mirror.

"Ah------h

A long scream came out of Zhuang Zhou's mouth.

He stared horrified at the old bark-mottled face in the mirror, his mouth open, and then he took two sharp steps back.

This retreat happened to step on the toe of a traveler behind him.

I only heard a miserable scream of "Ah------" sounded behind Zhuang Zhou.

Zhuang Zhou was excited, and hurriedly looked back, but before he could see the reason, he met a big fist head-on.

Zhuang Zhou let out a scream of "ah------" again.

He clutched his nose, blood running down his mouth.

Only then did I hear a rough and resentful scolding voice: "Fuck, you kid doesn't have eyes, don't step on other places, you want to step on my injured toe." ”

Zhuang Zhou endured the pain and hurriedly looked at the tip of the man's toes, which were really stretched with white gauze.

At this time, the gauze was already red, and it seemed that he had stepped on the wound.

He covered his nose with one hand and apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was careless." ”

The man saw Zhuang Zhou covering his nose, his palms were full of blood, and he also endured the pain and said: "You are too, what is the name of the ghost, look in the mirror and be scared like that." ”

Zhuang Zhou heard this, and hurriedly looked in the mirror again, and the old bark-like face was gone.

He turned his head and looked at the man carefully.

He was a rough man, tall, with a beard and a round and bulging eyes, like goldfish eyes.

He wears a wide black T-shirt with a large black and white portrait of a bewitching girl printed on the front, and a line in English below: I LOVE YOU!

When Zhuang Zhou saw the bewitching girl on the T-shirt at first glance, he couldn't help but be stunned and stupid.

Seeing Zhuang Zhou's stunned appearance, the rough man was also stunned for a moment, and shouted at Zhuang Zhou: "Damn, buddy, what's wrong with you?" You won't be stupid by my punch, will you?! ”

He then warned: "Dude, you can't be fooled, I'm ------ I'm going to beat you up in a hurry." ”

Zhuang Zhou woke up at this time, but he was still staring at the black and white head on the rough Chinese character t-shirt, which looked like a dream butterfly.

When the rough man saw it, he patted his chest with one hand, and scolded with a smile: "Hahaha, buddy, you scared me to death, I thought you were beaten stupid, look at your lustful eyes, you turned out to be in love with this beauty on my chest!" ”

And Zhuang Zhou's eyes were still staring at the girl's avatar and did not make a sound.

The rough man saw that Zhuang Zhou was still staring at his chest, so he said with a little fun: "Dude, I really can't imagine that your nostrils are still bleeding, but your eyes are already revealing the true colors of a pervert." ”

He added: "Good brother, it seems that the two of us are half a catty and eight taels." ”

"What's half a pound?" Zhuang Zhou looked at the rough man and asked suspiciously.

"Hahaha, they are all perverts reincarnated, and their nature is difficult to change!" The rough man smiled heartily.

Zhuang Zhou listened, and he was really helpless.

He muttered, "Pervert reincarnation? I want to cry! ”

But the voice was so small that the rough man didn't listen to it at all.

He pulled a handful of tissues from the carton on the side of the sink, handed it to Zhuang Zhou, and said, "Dude, wipe the blood, I'm sorry, my hands are heavy and a little stronger." ”

Zhuang Zhou took it, and washed the blood stains on his face and palms with the faucet of the sink.

By the way, he looked in the mirror again, but he didn't see the old face like old bark, and his heart relaxed.

He turned and asked the rough man, "Dude, you were standing behind me just now, didn't you?" ”

"Hmm."

"Have you ever seen an old face mottled like old bark in the mirror?"

The rough man, after listening to Zhuang Zhou's culture, looked at Zhuang Zhou's serious appearance, and he looked confused.

After a while, he slurped and said, "Brother------ brother------ I really didn't mean to beat you, otherwise, I will pay you a hundred yuan." ”

Zhuang Zhou was silent.

Seeing that Zhuang Zhou didn't agree, the rough man was anxious, so he said loudly: "Two hundred, I will give you two hundred at most, and if you want to blackmail again, I will call the police." ”

Zhuang Zhou shook his head, took a suitcase in one hand, and walked quickly to the door of the bathroom.