Volume 1 Belief and Unbelief Chapter 35 Time is like water
While the black liquor messenger shouted angrily, a cane struck Gui'an's feet.
Gui'an pretended to cry out in pain, stood on tiptoe, touched it twice with his hand, and then closed his mouth.
The blackliquor envoy was still furious, and scolded: "Gui'an, you stinky boy, you ...... You're a shameless traitor, and you're going to sell me for something like that......"
Zhuang Zhou interjected and interrupted the scolding of the black liquor messenger: "So, I have already abused and punished Gui'an, a shameless traitor. ”
He looked at the Black Liquor Messenger with a smile and said in a deep voice, "Now, it's your turn to be the Black Liquor Messenger, isn't it?" ”
The black liquor envoy couldn't help but tighten when he saw the smile on Zhuang Zhou's face.
After a pause, he hurriedly explained with a smile: "Zhuang Zhou, I am also for your good, so I let you deal with the six Phantom Killers alone." ”
Then he said, "Only when you kill too much can you have the experience to deal with the current bad situation." ”
He paused for a moment, "In addition, we have been delayed for a lot of time due to several events in succession, and the time left before you leave this planet is only twenty-one and a half hours at most, you see------"
Zhuang Zhou interrupted what the Black Liquor Envoy wanted to say again, "Black Liquor Envoy, there is a saying on our planet that time is water in a sponge, which can be slowly squeezed out. ”
The black liquor messenger learned Zhuang Zhou's tone and said, "However, there is only so much water in the sponge, no matter how you squeeze it, it is impossible to squeeze out more, right?" ”
"------" Zhuang Zhou was dumbfounded.
Zhuang Zhou didn't smile at all, the reason of the black liquor messenger was correct, and he couldn't refute it at all.
He asked helplessly: "It seems that you have also done a lot to understand the culture of our planet?" ”
"We've been preparing for ten years before we came here from our ∵ planet, and we've been lurking on your planet for another ten years."
"------" Zhuang Zhou was dumbfounded again.
The messenger of black liquor added: "The more time you squeeze in the sponge, the more time you lose, isn't it?" ”
Zhuang Zhou seized the opportunity and said with a smile again: "So, I have to learn to squeeze slowly, and I can't be too aggressive!" ”
“------”
It was the turn of the Black Liquor Messenger to be dumbfounded, and he couldn't refute Zhuang Zhou's words.
He scolded to himself: "Damn, why do I always like to add such embarrassing words after I finish speaking, isn't it self-defeating." ”
The Black Liquor Emissary was secretly blaming himself.
Zhuang Zhou said coldly: "It's not a problem with you, but you have to change it in the future!" ”
"You ------ you can figure out my mind?!" The Black Liquor Emissary said in surprise.
"It's not about figuring it out, it's about being able to read it!" Zhuang Zhou replied with a smile.
"Holy!" The blackliquor messenger was startled and blurted out expletives.
Zhuang Zhou didn't discuss time with the Black Liquor Emissary, which was a waste of time.
He was three steps away, slowly raising a hand towards the Darkliquor Emissary.
The Black Liquor Messenger was stunned, and suddenly, he sensed an invisible force locking onto him.
Before he could react, the short body of the black liquor messenger was held up out of thin air by the invisible force.
He was shocked and wanted to struggle, but his body had risen uncontrollably, his hands and feet were cold, and he became stiff and numb.
The black liquor messenger wanted to press the mechanism on the crutch, and wanted to shoot a laser beam from the crutch to stop Zhuang Zhou.
But the crutch in his hand seemed to have stopped listening to him.
The Black Liquor Messenger couldn't help but be secretly frightened again.
He was surprised that Zhuang Zhou was already able to skillfully use his Ten Perfection Attribute Elements in such a short period of time.
The Black Liquor Messenger was secretly surprised: "This bronze cane is my Black Liquor Messenger's life-saving magic weapon, and it never leaves its hand, and it never misses. ”
"However, now he will be unknowingly controlled and locked by Zhuang Zhou, a stinky boy, with his qi attribute element."
Zhuang Zhou was also surprised that he could easily use the Ten Perfect Attribute Elements in his body and the ∞ gold coins in his eyes.
He muttered to himself: "As long as the mind in my mind moves, the ten attribute elements in my body will make corresponding senses and actions synchronized with my thoughts, including the ∞ gold coins in my eyes. ”
"Now, there is no need for anger, justice, fire of bravery, or any other condition."
"This should be thanks to devouring the six Phantom Killers."
The black liquor messenger was held by Zhuang Zhou's hand out of thin air at a height of about a zhang from the ground, and his whole body was controlled by an invisible force.
He couldn't think of what Zhuang Zhou was going to do to him next, but he already had a terrible foreknowledge in his heart.
Seeing that he was gone, the black liquor messenger put away the smile on his face and said coldly: "Zhuang Zhou, stinky boy, you quickly let me down." ”
Then he habitually added: "I warn you, don't mess around, let alone be rude to me!" ”
Zhuang Zhou's smile did not decrease, he did not make a sound, the hand grabbed it out of thin air, and pulled it down violently.
As soon as the black liquor messenger saw the series of movements in Zhuang Zhou's hand, he knew what Zhuang Zhou wanted to do.
"Damn, stinky boy wants to take off my clothes!"
His face changed suddenly, and at the same time, he let out a heart-rending roar: "Stinky boy, you dare, ah...... No! ”
As he spoke, his dark red robe suddenly departed from his body and fell lightly.
He couldn't help but close his eyes, trembling all over.
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The entire waiting hall fell into a dead silence for a while.
The moment Zhuang Zhou saw the black liquid messenger's naked body, his pair of pupils constricted, and purple light bloomed, but his face was shocked and abnormal.
Gui'an also saw the body of the black liquor messenger after Zhuang Zhou ripped off his robe and horse coat.
In just a few seconds, his body trembled and his mouth opened wide, but he didn't make a sound.
His goldfish eyes bulged again and almost fell to the floor.
Zhuang Zhou chuckled in his heart, the thoughts in his mind were rushing, and he waved his hand sharply.
The dark red robe and horse coat of the Black Liquor Emissary, which was about to fall to the ground, flew back with great speed.
In a matter of seconds, it had quickly enveloped the short body of the Black Liquid Emissary.
Then, Zhuang Zhou hurriedly unloaded the invisible force that controlled the body of the black liquor envoy, and released the black liquor envoy from the high void.
The black liquid messenger closed his eyes tightly, his body still shaking violently, his face red and his ears hot.
The moment he landed on the ground, he jerked his eyes open, and they were full of light, but they were wet.
Then, he stepped out, waved the cane in his hand, and slammed it on Zhuang Zhou's black bald head.
Zhuang Zhou did not dodge, nor did he make a move to stop him, but let the black liquor messenger knock the cane on his head.
A metal collision sound sounded, and the hand of the black-liquor messenger holding the crutch went numb, and the crutch almost came off.
But Zhuang Zhou's bald head didn't even have a trace, let alone a broken head.
Zhuang Zhou looked at the black liquor messenger embarrassedly, and whispered: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were ------"
"Shut up!" The Black Liquor Messenger let out a loud cry of rage.
Gui'an also looked at the Black Liquor Messenger in disbelief, as if he was dumbfounded.
The Black Liquid Messenger's face had turned from crimson to black, and he glared fiercely at Zhuang Zhou and Gui'an.
Then, he scolded viciously: "Look, look, look at me gouging out your eyes!" ”
Then he whispered, "Shut up for me, if it reaches the ears of Lord Anshen, I'll tear your mouths apart!" ”
Although the words were harsh, there was a clear hint of wordless pleading in his tone.
Zhuang Zhou hurriedly nodded silently, and Gui'an's head nodded even more violently, like pounding garlic.
The black liquor envoy stared at Gui'an fiercely, "Especially you Gui'an, you shameless traitor, my brain is messed up, I will easily be betrayed by you." ”
Gui'an shuddered, and replied nervously: "No, my mouth is very tight, I promise not to say it, unless Lord An Shen pries my mouth with an iron rod." ”
Zhuang Zhou listened, and arrived at Gui'an's side with an arrow step.
He slammed a chestnut on Gui'an's forehead.
He scolded in a deep voice: "My day, brother Gui'an, you remember, even if someone else uses an electric drill to drill your mouth and drill out your teeth, you must keep your mouth shut." ”
When Gui'an heard this, his expression tightened, and he scolded: "I'll rub, boss, if the tooth is drilled out, it will be exposed!" ”
"Oh my god, you are dead, Gui'an......" Zhuang Zhou knocked down another popping chestnut.
The black liquor envoy couldn't help it, and coldly interrupted Zhuang Zhou and Gui'an's foul words, "Don't say it, you two are shameless." ”
He then sighed and said in a deep voice, "Let's go, don't let Lord Anshen wait for a long time." ”
With that, he was about to get up and leave, but he saw the pile of Phantom Slayer's fangs on the floor again.
He paused for a moment before he said coldly: "Zhuang Zhou's stinky boy, hug that pile of fangs." ”
Before he could finish speaking, his dark red robe and horse coat drummed in the wind, and then he hurried to the command room in a few leaps.
"Yes, Lady Black Liquor Bringer!" Zhuang Zhou replied loudly towards the back of the black liquor messenger.
Gui'an saw that he couldn't see the back of the Black Liquor Messenger anymore, so he asked, "Big brother, the Black Liquor Messenger, how could she be a ......?"
Zhuang Zhou didn't wait for Gui'an's words to finish, and gave another popping chestnut to the top of Gui'an's head, and raised his index finger at him and "shhhh
And at this moment, the black liquor messenger's heavy drink came from afar: "It's not enough to pop chestnuts, slap him in the mouth!" ”
A "pop" sounded, and Zhuang Zhou had already given Gui'an a mouthful.
"I'm rubbing, Boss, oh no, Lord Black Liquor Messenger, I just wanted to ask me what Boss thinks of you......"
"Pap", "Papa" made three crisp sounds in a row, and Zhuang Zhou slapped Gui'an three more times.
Zhuang Zhou scolded as if iron was not made of steel: "My day, brother Gui'an, are you really sick in the brain, what else do you say!" ”
"I'm rubbing, boss, are you addicted to slapping your mouth?" Gui'an scolded angrily.
Zhuang Zhou ignored Gui'an, but suddenly remembered something, and said in a deep voice: "Let's go, Gui'an, don't rub it off, we really don't have much time." ”
Gui'an asked suspiciously: "Boss, don't you don't believe all this, why do you believe it now?" ”
Zhuang Zhou replied solemnly: "I'm not a fool, and my brain is not as confused as yours, I don't believe it, I'm really dead!" ”
He then added nonsensically.
"Time is like water, there is so much, whether you squeeze it gently or hard, it will be lost!"