Volume 1 Son-in-law Breaks into the World Chapter 47 Crying and Mourning at the Wedding
"Hahaha!" Ye Yaoguo didn't speak yet, he laughed first, "Didn't I hear that your third daughter recruited a son-in-law, my father specially ordered me to give gifts, I am stupid, and I don't know what to buy on the road, hey, I just saw a coffin shop, and I fell in love with this big coffin at a glance!" ”
"How good do you think this thing is? Authentic Shandong mahogany, looking at General Li, you are old, you can't say that you will be bedridden that day, or martyred on the battlefield, I can also be regarded as doing my filial piety, you will use it sooner or later, right? Ye Yaoguo was not afraid of Li Yukun at all, and shouted loudly with a smile on his face, for fear that others would not hear!
As soon as these words came out, everyone was indignant, but no one dared to go up, after all, this is the third son of Uncle Chaoguo, who dares to fight? Enough to live?
Zhao Xuanyi originally had the mentality of coming to see the play, but when he heard that this kid was full of words, he couldn't help it, and looked at Li Hanyan beside him, only to see that Li Hanyan's pretty face was pale, her lips were biting and bleeding, her eyes were about to explode, and her whole body was trembling, but she didn't dare to go up!
Zhao Xuanyi gently covered Li Hanyan's hand, "Daughter-in-law, who is this person?" So arrogant? ”
"Who is your daughter-in-law?" Li Hanyan was full of anger and had nowhere to go, and when she heard Zhao Xuanyi's words, she instinctively replied.
Zhao Xuanyi pointed at Li Hanyan, "You! ”
"Me?" Li Hanyan said secretly, she was confused!
Purple Kite walked to Zhao Xuanyi's side at this time, "This person's name is Ye Yaoguo, he is the third son of Ye Yuanzhi, the uncle of the dynasty, Ye Yuanzhi's sister Ye Changlan is the most favored concubine of Yongning in the current saint, so even if the general is angry, he doesn't dare to do anything about him!" ”
"Oh! Uncle Guo's son, no wonder! Zhao Xuanyi nodded: "What kind of Qinghe general is Ye Yuanzhi?" Who is bigger? ”
"Just as big! But Ye Yuanzhi is the uncle of the country, so? The purple kite said this, and it was also helpless!
Zhao Xuanyi understood, it turned out that the unattractive man in front of him was still a relative of the emperor, no wonder Li Hanyan didn't dare to do it? Now you can't beat or scold! Zhao Xuanyi looked left and right, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were also watching here, and the cadres did not dare to speak, but more of them were watching the excitement!
Zhao Xuan said in his heart, how can I say that I am also the son-in-law of the Li family now, it's time to show my hand, otherwise how will I mix it up in the future? "Purple Kite, you go and get me Shen Wei and my servant puppy!"
"Looking for them?" Purple Kite asked in surprise, could it be that Zhao Xuanyi has a way?
"Go!" Zhao Xuanyi glared at the purple kite and said.
"Yes, yes, yes!" The purple kite hurriedly began to look for it, in fact, Shen Wei and the little dog had always been by Zhao Mingqing's side, everyone was watching the farce at the door, Zhao Mingqing kept sighing, and he didn't know what to do!
Purple Kite hurriedly found Shen Wei, "Brother Shen, Gongzi asked you to bring the puppy over, saying that there is something important!" ”
Zhao Mingqing and Xu Yuchan glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, what is their son going to do?
"Good!" Shen Wei trusted Zhao Xuanyi unconditionally, and ran over with the puppy!
Zhao Xuanyi looked at Li Hanyan and found that this girl was panting angrily, and she seemed to be about to kill herself, "Okay, why are you so angry?" Look at your husband and I'll help you get revenge! ”
Li Hanyan turned her head to look at Zhao Xuanyi, with a face full of contempt, "Revenge? Just you? Do you dare to hit him? ”
"What's the fight? A big day! Look at me! As soon as Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, Shen Wei walked over with the puppy.
"Young master, are you looking for us?" Shen Wei asked.
Zhao Xuanyi nodded, and turned his head to look at the little dog, "Little dog, this bastard is making trouble at my wedding, I plan to teach him to be a man, I need your help, are you willing?" ”
The little dog shook his chin and said, "Young master, come on, this person is too deceitful, even if you want to be young enough, your life will be successful!" ”
Zhao Xuanyi nodded with satisfaction, "This is not necessary, it is not so serious, you can pretend to be dead in a while, you don't have to worry about the rest, you just treat yourself as a dead man!" ”
"Play dead? It's that easy? The puppy asked.
"Yes, and I've given you a new name, play dead now!" Zhao Xuanyi said.
The puppy was also obedient and lay directly on the ground and pretended to be dead!
Zhao Xuanyi took a deep breath and looked at Li Hanyan on the side, "Learn a little, who fights and kills all day long, what kind of woman is it?" ”
Before Li Hanyan could refute, she saw Zhao Xuanyi rushing out directly, Zhao Xuanyi came to Li Yukun's side with a sad face, there were no tears in his eyes, but the facial features on his face were distorted, and his nose sucked, "Dad, who is this person?" Zhao Xuanyi said with a crying voice.
As soon as Li Yukun turned his head, why did he come out like this Zhao Xuanyi? But when he came to the front, he couldn't help but speak, "Ah, this is Ye Yaoguo, the third son of Uncle Guo!" Third son, this is my son-in-law Zhao Xuanyi! The second son of Lord Zhao Mingqing! ”
Ye Yaoguo looked at Zhao Xuanyi and nodded arrogantly, "Is it that you married that tigress?" You're so brave! ”
Zhao Xuanyi waved his hand sadly, as if someone had just died in the family, "I was thinking about what to do, the third prince actually sent this coffin, the third son, this is for me, right?" Zhao Xuanyi stretched out his hand to touch the coffin, he didn't look disgusted, he seemed to like it very much, and he wanted it very much!
This scene made everyone look stupid, and said in their hearts, what's wrong with this Zhao Xuanyi? Crazy about gains? Isn't this sending you a coffin scolding you? Why did you take the bait? Isn't this looking for scolding?
"What is he doing?" Li Hanyan was very angry when she saw this scene, shouldn't this guy be looking for trouble with himself at this time because he forced him into trouble?
"Is this Zhao Gongzi crazy?" The maid whispered, Zhu Yuejun also saw it in the clouds, and she couldn't see why!
Zhao Mingqing pinched a cold sweat and said in his heart, what are I going to do with this son? Don't embarrass me! With so many people here, how will you let me live from now on?
Ye Yaoguo looked at Zhao Xuanyi in front of him, and he didn't know what he was going to do, but since he liked this coffin, let him give it to him? Ye Yaoguo laughed, "Yes, yes, I'm here to give you a gift, I wish you a happy marriage, hurry up, take the gift down to General Li's son-in-law, hurry up!" What are you looking at? ”
"Yes!" More than a dozen men carried the coffin down and placed it on the ground!
And Li Yukun's eyes on the side were blood-red, and he almost vomited blood, and said in his heart Zhao Xuanyi, my son-in-law, what are you going to do?
And Zhao Xuanyi grabbed Ye Yaoguo's hand, "I thank you, thank you!" You're so timely that you sent me this coffin knowing that I needed it, thank you so much! Zhao Xuanyi grabbed Ye Yaoguo's hand and thanked him constantly!
Ye Yaoguo was really frightened by Zhao Xuanyi's appearance, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, isn't this guy sick? "No...... You are welcome! Mourning, ah, no! Happy Wedding! ”
Zhao Xuanyi let go of Ye Yaoguo's hand and turned his head to look at the crowd, "Brother Shen, quickly take Ye Yuanzhi out!" Zhao Xuanyi cried out loud, his voice was heartbreaking, very miserable!
What? Bring Ye Yuanzhi out? Everyone is blinded, what's the situation? Ye Yuanzhi is here? Everyone panicked, Uncle Guo died?
And Shen Wei took out the puppy who pretended to be dead and put it next to Zhao Xuanyi, "Young master, bring it!" ”
When everyone looked, there was a little child lying on the ground, and they didn't know it! Who is this?
Zhao Xuanyi was grief-stricken, and hugged the puppy, "Ye Yuanzhi, tell me why you have such a short life?" I just got married, why are you so happy because you're so excited? My Ye Yuanzhi! Zhao Xuanyi cried so much that tears flowed, snot flew everywhere, and the mournful voice touched everyone very much!
[Poof! Zhu Yuejun was the first to hold back and actually laughed, but when she laughed, when the people present heard it, they instantly understood what was going on, and they bit their tongues one by one, not daring to laugh out loud.
And Li Yukun, Zhao Mingqing, Li Hanyan and others instantly understood what was going on, and watched quietly one by one, the corners of their mouths slowly rose!
Ye Yaoguo saw Zhao Xuanyi holding a child and crying so much that his father didn't recognize him, but how could he call his father's name? walked over and kicked Zhao Xuanyi in the back, "Oops, hey, what are you crying about?" My dad is alive and well, don't be scared and cry! ”
Zhao Xuanyi glared at Ye Yaoguo with tears on his face, "Who was scared and crying?" Don't see the dead? This is the child that my family picked up on the side of the road ten years ago, he said that his name is Ye Yuanzhi, my mother was kind, and brought it back to try a handful of urine to feed it, who knew that he would die today as soon as he was happy, you said? My Ye Yuanzhi! I'm sorry for you! ”
"You said that for so many years, all you have eaten in our house is leftovers, and you sleep in a kennel, and my family is poor! There's no way to make you eat and dress warmly, Ye Yuanzhi! I have raised you as my son since I was a child, and now that your father and I are married, how can you let me, a black-haired man, send a white-haired man? No, send you black-haired man away? Who will eat the leftovers after you leave my house! OMG! ”
The puppy was lying in Zhao Xuanyi's arms, and when he heard Zhao Xuanyi's words, he couldn't help it, and laughed, Zhao Xuanyi grabbed the puppy's ass and twisted it, and the puppy didn't continue to laugh!
"Hahaha......!" Finally, someone couldn't help it, laughed heartily, and the other people who laughed couldn't help it, laughed loudly, and said in his heart Zhao Xuanyi's move was too damaging!
At this time, Ye Yaoguo also heard what was going on, his angry eyes were like cows, and he panted, "Okay, you, how dare you slander your father like this?" I'm not going to kill you today! ”
After Ye Yaoguo finished speaking, he raised his hand and was about to fight, but Li Yukun grabbed his arm, and Li Yukun's eyes shot out two murderous aura, "Third prince, please stop, there is no law in the Ming Dynasty, only one person can call a name, and others can also call Ye Yuanzhi, this is not disrespectful to Uncle Guo, it's just a coincidence!" ”
"Ye Yuanzhi! What a miserable death you had! Why did you die today? O my son! How can you let me, a newly married father, live? Zhao Xuanyi sat on the ground and cried, but the more he cried, the more others laughed, and even Li Hanyan couldn't help laughing!
"Brother Shen, hurry up and put my son Ye Yuanzhi in the coffin, how can I say that I have been raised with leftovers for so many years, take him home and put it in the lobby, and offer incense three times a day in the morning and evening, I hope he will ascend to Bliss as soon as possible, and I will not be able to raise him once!" Zhao Xuanyi cried and said.
"Yes!" Shen Wei was about to bite his tongue and bleed, so he didn't laugh, walked over and picked up the puppy and walked towards the coffin!
"My son Ye Yuanzhi! You've died so badly! Yes...... God, you don't have long eyes, how can you let Ye Yuanzhi die? Zhao Xuanyi was still crying loudly, and his tears seemed to be real!
"You...... You! Ye Yaoguo angrily shook off Li Yukun's hand and looked at the people around him, they were still laughing, Ye Yaoguo knew that he couldn't take advantage of it, so he turned around angrily and ran, and a group of subordinates also ran away with him!