Seeing Zhao Xuanyi holding a wooden stick in his hand, Purple Kite's face changed instantly, and the pride in his eyes also turned into fear, and he trembled and pointed at Zhao Xuanyi, "You...... What are you doing? ”

Zhao Xuanyi's face was full of evil smiles, "What am I doing?" What do you think? I just got married today? Ahh I just got married today, and you're going to murder your uncle, aren't you looking for death? It's a good day, I won't kill you today, lie on the table, and let me hit a few times to get angry! ”

How could a purple kite sit still? His eyes looked at Zhao Xuanyi vigilantly, "Don't mess around!" In this general's mansion, no one has beaten me yet! ”

"Hehe, then you're honored, I won't fight much, just hit three times, let you taste what it's like, and the rest ...... Hmph, you will slowly experience it later! "Zhao Xuanyi has turned into an evil big bad wolf at this moment, and the purple kite is the innocent little white rabbit!

"You dare? I'll tell the master! The purple kite shouted.

"Go, don't say it's my father-in-law, just tell my daughter-in-law what can you do? Angered me, go to the hall now to repent of the marriage, and see who will be embarrassed when the time comes? Zhao Xuanyi laughed arrogantly.

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi's fearless appearance, Zi Kite hesitated, Li Yukun admired Zhao Xuanyi very much in his heart, so he only came back three days to prepare for this marriage, if he really regretted his marriage in public because of his trickery? That's a big problem! Purple Kite firmly believes that Zhao Xuanyi can do it!

"Just? Just three hits? Purple Kite asked through gritted teeth.

Seeing that the purple kite's eyes were full of unwillingness, Zhao Xuanyi's heart blossomed, I didn't expect this little beauty to be so easy to deceive? Aren't you sick and beating people because of this? "Well, let's lie on my stomach!" Zhao Xuanyi plans to continue to tease the purple kite!

But who would have thought that the purple kite really came to the tea table, carefully put the teacup on it aside, and then obediently lay on the table, which scared Zhao Xuanyi anymore, and now the purple kite is lying here, and the wooden stick is also in his hand, this is a beating? Or not to fight?

The purple kite didn't feel Zhao Xuanyi's move for a long time, and turned her head to look, "Uncle?" Don't fight? ”

"Hit! Why not fight? Zhao Xuanyi came behind the purple kite, looking at the plump peach buttocks, Zhao Xuanyi's mouth was dry for a while, he didn't expect it to be really big, he should be able to give birth to a son! I really couldn't do it for a while, the wooden stick was held high in the air, shook and shook three times, and finally it didn't fall.

But if you don't fight, you can't do it, and now it's hard to ride a tiger [Bang! A crisp voice spread throughout the living room, Zi Kite's face turned red, and she immediately stood up, glaring at Zhao Xuanyi with shame on her face, "Uncle, didn't you say that it was easy to use a wooden stick?" How do you use your hands? ”

"Feel ...... No? "Zhao Xuanyi won't say that he died because he wanted to use his hands", "Ah, because this wooden stick is too thick, I'm afraid that I will break you, so I changed it to a hand!" Am I sweet? Zhao Xuanyi asked with a smile.

Purple Kite was angry and indignant, his chest rose and fell, he snatched the wooden stick from Zhao Xuanyi's hand, put it on the table, and slashed it with a hand knife, and heard [Click! After a cracking sound, the wooden stick with the thickness of the wrist was split in half by the purple kite!

Zhao Xuanyi's eyes widened in fright, and he looked at the wooden stick on the table with an incredulous expression, only then did he remember that the purple kite was good at kung fu, how could he forget it? If this angers, this palm can definitely cut off your neck!

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi, the purple kite seemed to be scared, and her face was full of pride, "Uncle, it was the purple kite just now, come, the purple kite will beat your back with your legs crossed, it will definitely make you comfortable!" After speaking, the purple kite walked over to Zhao Xuanyi!

The purple kite was so frightened that she hurriedly retreated without making any international jokes, she didn't want to leave a broken arm and leg at a young age, "What, I feel very relaxed now, I'm not tired at all, I can sit down, let's rest together!" ”

The purple kite snorted lightly, "Yes, it's all up to my uncle!" After speaking, he stood aside obediently, but he didn't dare to sit, the maids are very knowledgeable about the rules, and no matter how familiar they are with the master, they can't forget the rules!

Zhao Xuanyi sat down tremblingly, picked up the teacup and was about to drink, but found that there was no tea in the teacup, and was just about to pour himself a cup, the purple kite hurriedly came over and picked up the teapot, Zhao Xuanyi was so frightened that he was going to splash himself with hot water for this girl, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his face with his hand!

After the purple kite saw it, she was about to fall down with laughter in her heart, she didn't expect this uncle to be so timid? After pouring the hot tea, the purple kite retreated to the side and stood, Zhao Xuanyi picked up the teacup with trembling hands, and took a sip of water to suppress the shock!

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi quieting down, Zi Kite was very emotional, who would have thought that this person would really become the uncle of the Li family, she thought that the young lady would not agree to this family business, but she didn't expect that after only a few days, it would become like this!

Throwing other things, Purple Kite still admires Zhao Xuanyi very much, he has a brain in battle, is brave and strategic, and can do some unexpected things, but remembering that he always likes to do things to himself, this makes Purple Kite very disgusted in his heart, which upright man would do such a bad thing?

But even if you hate it, it's useless, especially the scene of crying at today's wedding banquet, which made everyone change their opinion of Zhao Xuanyi, and also saw the ability of this uncle!

"Miss has liked martial arts since she was a child, the person she admires the most is Lu Bu, her favorite fruit is watermelon, her favorite color is red, and her biggest dream is to find the legendary Red Rabbit Horse, ...... favorite the most?"

Before Purple Kite finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhao Xuanyi, "You wait!" Are you mistaken? I am his husband, not a slave, what am I doing with this? ”

Purple Kite looked at Zhao Xuanyi, "Although Miss has practiced martial arts since she was a child and went to the battlefield to kill the enemy, Miss is a pampered person at home, and you don't have any martial arts on you, so it's better to remember a little!" ”

"What the hell is going on with me? She still wants to be a mother's treasure girl when she gets married? A year later, I gave her a baby, and I see how she behaves as a good baby. Thinking about letting Li Hanyan coax the child, Zhao Xuanyi's heart was very excited!

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi's indifferent appearance, Purple Kite shook his head helplessly, there is really no way, you can slowly experience it yourself!

Zhao Xuanyi and Zi Kite sat and stood one by one, there were only two people in the spacious room, and they didn't want to talk to each other, this moment was a little embarrassing!

Zhao Xuanyi looked at the purple kite, "Hey, how did you get into the mansion?" ”

Purple Kite looked at Zhao Xuanyi, his eyes were full of defense, after all, Zhao Xuanyi was a little too smart in his heart, who knows what he was thinking now? It can't be that you're trying to frame yourself, right?

"When I was young, I was picked up by my lord in the wilderness! Not only me, Qinglian and Lychee we fled the famine together, but after an hour, because of lack of strength, we all fainted from hunger, and when I woke up, I found that in the General's Mansion, my parents were dead! Purple Kite remembered the past, and her mood was very low for a while!

Zhao Xuanyi sighed, this kind of thing is normal in this era, "Hey, I'm curious!" Do you have a boy you are engaged to? Zhao Xuanyi asked with a smile.

"How is that possible?" The purple kite blushed.

"That? Do you have a favorite boy? Zhao Xuanyi continued to ask.

"I didn't ...... No! The purple kite hesitated for a moment and replied, but in his mind he remembered the figure of a man, wearing battle armor, his cloak swaying in the wind, holding a long knife in his hand, charging in the enemy's camp as if no one was in a no-man's land! A handsome face, bloody savagery, a gentle and elegant character, and a smart and wise mind, everything attracts her!

When Purple Kite was thinking about the appearance of that man, suddenly a face was infinitely enlarged in front of her, which frightened Purple Kite and hurriedly took a step back, when she saw that this face was Zhao Xuanyi, Purple Kite was very annoyed, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhao Xuanyi showed a carefully observed expression, "Look at the trance in your eyes, who are you thinking?" ”

"Nope!" Purple Kite hurriedly said, how could he let him know?

"Humph! It's useless to think about anyone! You will be my personal maid in the future, you can only think of me, you can't think of other men! Zhao Xuanyi said domineeringly.

Purple Kite rolled her eyes, her expression was very boring, "I'm your maid, not your wife, don't worry, Miss won't let you have another woman, unless that woman wants to report to Lord Yama in advance!" ”

"Maid, if you want, you can be promoted to be a maid!" Zhao Xuanyi said with a wicked smile.

"Don't! I don't want to be a housemaid! If you die of this heart, Miss won't agree! The purple kite was so frightened that her face turned white, and she said in her heart, should this bastard not be satisfied with the young lady, and still plot against herself? No, this must be done by the young lady!

Zhao Xuanyi stretched out his hand and pinched the purple kite's chin, "What are you thinking?" Don't think about it, you can't run away! Zhao Xuanyi said proudly, now that he is the uncle of the General's Mansion, what is the difficulty of winning a maid?

Purple Kite felt Zhao Xuanyi's hand on his chin, and he was very plannerable, grabbed Zhao Xuanyi's wrist, and pressed Zhao Xuanyi on the table with a move, "Uncle, please respect yourself!" ”

"Oops...... It hurts, let it go! Zhao Xuanyi shouted loudly.

"Then I want my uncle to promise the purple kite first, and he won't do such rude things to me in the future!" Purple Kite said coldly, without the slightest hint of negotiation in her tone.

Before Zhao Xuanyi could speak, a man's voice came from outside the door, "Purple kite, you are bold!" What is this doing? Li Hanrui walked in from the outside and saw the purple kite pressing Zhao Xuanyi on the table, his face full of anger!

The purple kite saw that it was the second son, and hurriedly let go of his hand, "Second son!" ”

"Are you crazy?" Li Hanrui shouted angrily, so frightened that the purple kite hurriedly knelt on the ground, and his little face was so frightened that it was bloodless!

Zhao Xuanyi saw that Purple Kite was taught a lesson, and hurriedly walked over, "Second uncle, you misunderstood, I just played with Sister Purple Kite, Sister Purple Kite said that she knew martial arts, so I asked her to practice with me, but you misunderstood!" ”

When Li Hanrui heard Zhao Xuanyi's explanation, he glanced at the purple kite, and snorted lightly, "Purple kite, what kind of identity you are, you'd better not forget!" In the future, if you are so light and heavy, you will receive the punishment yourself! ”

"Yes!" The purple kite nodded hurriedly in fright.

Zhao Xuanyi saw the scene in front of him, although Li Hanrui was angry with himself again, but he didn't feel good in his heart, Purple Kite relied on his appearance, figure, martial arts, and intelligence! This is a goddess in her own time, but in this Ming Dynasty, she is a slave who can only endure without complaints!

Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly grabbed Purple Kite's arm and helped her up, "Sister Purple Kite, what are you doing here?" Didn't you say that victory or defeat depends on ability? And you didn't do anything wrong? It's all my own waste, I don't know martial arts, if you do this again, how can I ask you for advice in the future? ”