Volume 1 Son-in-law Conquers the World Chapter 98 Zhao Xuanyi's Wisdom
When everyone saw it, it was just a handkerchief, nothing unusual!
"What do you mean? Entertain us? ”
"Yes, what are you doing with a handkerchief? Do you wipe your uncle's face? Come on, come on, come here, I won't kill you! ”
Zhao Xuanyi was not in a hurry at all, and walked to the stage, "Please line up to beat me, but!" This handkerchief is Miss Tang Rou's personal handkerchief! In a word, all the perverts were attracted, and everyone got up and left the table one after another, and gathered around!
Tang Rou's face turned red, what is a personal handkerchief? Sling the bull!
"Everyone, please see, this handkerchief is the green green background, the bamboo forest embroidery on it is lifelike, this is Tang Rou girl's stitch and thread sewing, and the inscription next to it, this is the crystallization of Tang Rou's talent!" After Zhao Xuanyi's praise, all the men watched carefully, but this time, everyone showed greedy eyes!
This is the handkerchief of the first brand of Zuichun Building, embroidered by hand, inscribed poems by hand, or personal things, who doesn't want people who come to Zuichun Building?
Tang Rouxin said that this guy can really talk nonsense, embroidering himself with a stitch and a thread? The inscription poem was written by himself, but wasn't the poem his own idea? This mouth, dead can be said to be alive!
"I'll give five taels, I want this handkerchief!" A man shouted.
"Get out, I'll give you ten taels, I have this handkerchief in my collection!" Another man said.
"I'll give fifteen taels, Miss Tang Rou's things are treasures!"
"Shut up, I'll give you twenty taels, I'm determined to get this thing!" A man in an official uniform shouted loudly!
And after this man shouted, everyone didn't dare to increase the price, because this man was wearing a flying fish suit, and he had a goose knife at his waist, this is a brocade guard! Who dared to mess with Jinyiwei in the Ming Dynasty? Have you lived enough?
Tang Rou leaned on the window and laughed, and said in her heart, have you messed up? This handkerchief is worth so much after you have been touted like this, and my reputation is worth so much, after all, it is a handkerchief, how much more can you sell it for? Coupled with the price increase of this brocade guard, who would dare to increase the price?
Zhao Xuanyi glanced at the man and smiled slightly, "My lord, I'm afraid you misunderstood, when did I say that this handkerchief was going to be sold?" You're in a high position, but you can't buy and sell strongly, right? ”
The man frowned, and his eyes glared at Zhao Xuanyi, "Then what do you mean?" What do you take out to show off without selling? Could it be that only you can get Miss Tang Rou's gift, but we can't get it? After the man finished speaking, all the people on the side gathered around, looking at Zhao Xuanyi so proud, he was very angry, as if he wanted to beat him!
Zhao Xuanyi said in his heart, this brocade is smart, and he puts himself in the public target in one sentence! There's really a brain in this, huh? "Naturally not, Miss Tang Rou said, this handkerchief is to be given to all the benefactors present who often visit Zuichun Building!"
"But there is only one handkerchief, and it is unfair to anyone else, so let's play a game today, be active, and I can tell you that everyone here today can participate!" Zhao Xuanyi walked to the stage with a handkerchief!
The more Tang Rou looked at it, the more energetic she became, and said in her heart, I want to see what tricks you can play today?
Zhao Xuanyi came to the stage and put the pen holder in his hand on the stage, "Let's do this!" Everyone has played with the pitcher, everyone has seen this pen holder, everyone comes to eat, there are chopsticks in their hands, no matter who is present, standing under the stage, about twelve steps away from the stage, who throws the chopsticks in their hands into this pen holder, this handkerchief is who's! ”
After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, the scene was in an uproar, everyone was eager to try, there were many literati and ink writers present, who would not know how to play pitching pots? And it's not too far, it should be easy!
Zhao Xuanyi was very excited when he saw everyone, and continued, "However, we can't be free either!" Although Miss Tang Rou's handkerchief is not very expensive, it can't be thrown casually, so if you want to participate, we can't ask for money indiscriminately! ”
"Those who want to participate in the pot throwing, those who want this handkerchief, each person takes out two taels of silver, and then throws chopsticks in turn, whoever throws it in, who will take the handkerchief and go, fair and reasonable, the party that everyone wants to participate in, if everyone doesn't invest in the first round, let's conduct the second round, but don't charge indiscriminately, you can vote for two taels of silver, Sister Tang Rou, are you still satisfied?" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he looked up at Tang Rou upstairs!
The eyes of all the people in the entire Zuichun Building instantly gathered on Tang Rou's face, Tang Rou said in her heart, this villain, how can I have anything to do from beginning to end? It's all planned by you, okay? But now that it is difficult to ride a tiger, Tang Rou smiled slightly, "Very good!" Let's see who's lucky? ”
When the men in the audience heard this, they took out the silver one after another, as if they were donating for free, and threw it into Zhao Xuanyi's arms, and Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly began to collect the cash, "Don't mess up, don't mess up!" Queue up, how many brothers over there, come over to maintain order, and stand there as a stake? ”
A few thugs looked at it, why did this guy still order us? Several people turned their heads to look at Wang's mother, and Wang's mother was also afraid that someone would make trouble, "Go and help!" ”
"Yes!" A few thugs hurriedly came over and began to line up the crowd, and then everyone stood under the stage, picked up the chopsticks in their hands, and threw them into the pen holder!
[Smack! More than ten meters away, a chopstick thrown into such a small pen holder, it is as difficult as the sky, the first few people did not succeed, the chopsticks did not even touch the pen holder!
"Don't be discouraged, go to the back and line up, the people in front can't throw it in, you still have a chance, if you throw the chopsticks and don't hit, go to the back and line up!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he used a copper basin to contain broken silver, because there were too many to take, so he used a copper basin!
Zhao Xuanyi came to Mother Wang, took out a few pieces of broken silver, and put about ten taels in Mother Wang's hand, "Mother Wang, you will preside over it again, let the guests have fun!" ”
With the silver to take, Wang's mother was naturally happy, "Come on, you can rest!" Oops, who's the turn? Liu Gongzi? Come on, come on, it's up to you, oops, crooked, go to the back and line up, come back later, next next! Mother Wang happily commanded everyone on the stage.
When a group of people lined up to throw chopsticks, Zhao Xuanyi walked up to the third floor with a copper basin and came directly to Tang Rou's room, and when he arrived in the room, he [bang......! Poured all the silver in the copper basin on the table, "A total of eighty-two people, one hundred and sixty-four taels, ten taels were given to Wang's mother, and one hundred and fifty-four taels!" ”
Tang Rou laughed when she saw it. "I really admire you!" A mouth and a handkerchief of forty wen can be exchanged for this hundred taels of silver, hey, why don't we cooperate? I buy a few more handkerchiefs and you're in charge of selling them? ”
Zhao Xuanyi waved his hand and looked at the redwood on the side, "Take out a hundred taels and give them to your young lady, and pack the rest for me, don't steal it!" ”
Sequoia hurriedly walked over and began to check the silver on the table and began to count!
Zhao Xuanyi saw Tang Rou's side, and Tang Rou looked at the group of people downstairs who were still throwing chopsticks, "You said that these more than 80 people, if the first few people hit and took the handkerchief, then the more than 60 people in the back still don't ask you to return the two taels of silver?" ”
Zhao Xuanyi snorted lightly: "Tired of them, they can't throw in!" ”
After Tang Rou heard this, she turned her head to look at Zhao Xuanyi, her heart was full of doubts, could it be this guy? Zhao Xuanyi looked at Tang Rou and smiled slightly, "If you want to win so much money steadily, you have to let everyone vote once, and after the second start, it doesn't matter who invests in it!" ”
"How can you be sure that these 80 people won't make it in the first round?"
"It's easy! Take a black bowl upside down and put it in the pen holder, even if the chopsticks go in, they can't stand and fall out, and when the first round is over, I go to take out the bowl, then it is possible to throw it in, who can throw it in, I don't care! After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he showed a bad smile!
Tang Rou listened to Zhao Xuanyi's words, and tapped Zhao Xuanyi's nose with her hand, "You, it's really bad!" Aren't you playing tricks? ”
"My name is Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait!" Zhao Xuanyi laughed after speaking.
"Zhao Gongzi, the silver has been divided!" Sequoia said with a smile.
Zhao Xuanyi walked over and put a hundred taels of silver in the copper basin, "Give these to Mother Wang, today I came to see Sister Tang's silver!" Then he took out a piece of silver and put it in Sequoia's hand, "This piece is yours, you just go down and watch, no one will be able to put it in the first round, and when the second round begins, don't take out the bowl, it's easy to expose the filling!" ”
"So what to do?" Sequoia asked.
"You go find a small basin, or a small bucket, whatever you can throw into the chopsticks, don't be too big, after changing the pen holder, just say that this pen holder is too difficult, Miss Tang Rou asked you to change to a bigger one, presumably they will be very happy!" Zhao Xuanyi said with a smile.
"Yes, Sequoia understood!" Sequoia took the silver and left happily!
Tang Rou closed the window, once the secret of magic is unlocked, there is no need to look at it, "You, there is no truth in your mouth, you do things except deceive or deceive, you are dead!" ”
Zhao Xuanyi smiled and walked back to the table, Tang Rou poured Zhao Xuanyi a cup of tea, and Zhao Xuanyi drank it in one gulp, "There is no fish in this world that can't be caught, only bait that is not heavy enough!" They want me to be happy and take what I need! Zhao Xuanyi looked at the silver on the table, and said in his heart that he would make a small profit today!
Just when Zhao Xuanyi was about to take it, he saw Tang Rou's sleeves wave, and all the silver was taken by her, Zhao Xuanyi was instantly angry, "Sister Tang, you are too much, I will give you a hundred taels!" ”
Tang Rou smiled domineeringly, "So what?" You use my handkerchief, let me write, make money in my name, and that's yours? That's my dividend! At this moment, Tang Rou's face is full of greed for money, and she is not reasonable at all!
"What do you call dividends? You are clearly robbing, and you have taken away this is called dividends? ”
Tang Rou looked at it, it was a bit excessive, so she took out two pieces of broken silver, which looked less than four taels, "Give it, this is considered a dividend!" After speaking, he took all the remaining dozens of taels!
Zhao Xuanyi looked at these two pieces of broken silver, and felt cold in his heart, "You are called a robber, I have worked hard for so long, but you finally came to pick up ready-made, you are really black enough!" ”