312 Fake Ninja x Real Ninja
Bang Bang Bang –
Bang Bang Bang –
The size 22 canvas shoes stepped on the ground with the momentum of a giantess, and Ying Lili stomped her feet hard, as if to call out the land lord to ask him why he wanted to build an inexplicable family restaurant here, and ask him why this bush was so piercing!
"The ......"
"What!" Ying Lili's tone is not good, the person in front of her is not only a relative of stealing the fishy cat, but also an accomplice who provides a date place for the two.
"No, it's fine." Keiichi Kato hurriedly shook his hand, doubting his guess in his heart. Even if it's a brother control, it shouldn't be so exaggerated.
Damn, damn it, this angle is not right at all, I can't see what the two of them are doing at all. Is tilting your head kissing or blowing sand in your eyes? Why don't you move for half a day, even if it's kissing, you need to breathe, and it's not practicing long-distance running!
Irritably stomping on little Jiojio, Eiri couldn't help but stand on tiptoe and lean forward, trying to get his eyes to penetrate the back of the sofa and the back of Kyosuke Hojo.
Looking at it from the girl's point of view, you can only see the back of Kyosuke Hojo's head and Megumi Kato's white neck.
Every time she sees Megumi Kato make a gesture similar to swallowing, poor Eiri Riri wonders if she is playing a game of saliva with Kyosuke.
Is...... What a system!
The girl stomped her feet more and more in annoyance, and her stamping was more like thunder than stomping. It's hard to say whether the shoes of women or children are already small, and they are more and more cute when worn on the feet of the English pear that looks like a doll. So the blonde's angry appearance is not only not terrible in the eyes of passers-by, but is as cute as a fried cat.
"Well, if you're really curious, why don't we take a closer look?" Keiichi Kato suggested.
"What kind of bastard are you talking about, won't you be found if you get closer?" Ying Lili immediately retorted.
Kei Kato turned his eyes from side to side, and his eyes looked strangely to the left and right. I saw that everyone who passed by the road would look at the young lady next to them, and some people were too focused on bumping into others. He even noticed that there were two girls standing aside for a while, and it was not surprising that the young lady next to him was a star.
With a green beanie, baseball uniform, jeans, canvas shoes and the most important big sunglasses, the girl next to her is full of fashion from top to bottom, not like a peek at all, but like those stars who are carefully dressed up to go out for street photography.
"But you'd love to see it too, didn't you?" He hesitated.
Ying Lili stopped and stomped her feet, of course she wanted to see it! But she is even more afraid of being exposed, if this is discovered, how embarrassing it will be!
"If I get close like this, it won't be very conspicuous, right?" She asked with a frown.
It was because she anticipated what might happen that she wore this green hat in order to hide herself when she watched through the bushes!
She has never been a scheming person, especially after going home this time and undergoing her mother's special training, she has completed the ultimate evolution!
"I don't think it's going to be more conspicuous." Keiichi Kato replied without thinking.
The princess didn't really want to get an answer from others at all, and after glancing around herself, she confidently concluded that this outfit that definitely didn't fit her style would never be discovered by Kyosuke!
So she said to the Kato passerby next to her with some disgust:
"Hey, you have to be careful, don't be exposed!"
Then, bypassing the bushes, she finished the dive from the left rear of the family dining room.
On the way, I accidentally stepped on a small pot that seemed to be used to feed stray cats, and it took about two minutes to clean it up; When I saw a wooden house that looked like a crayon Xiaoxinli, I wondered if there would be a vicious dog sleeping inside, and after testing left and right, I determined that it was just an empty house; When I met the clerk who came out to do something, I wanted to pretend that the column had failed and tried to pretend to be a British embassy official who came to inspect the investment, but before I could speak, the clerk smiled and pointed out that the store door was on the other side.
"Whew-it's really me, it's a hundred percent complete to infiltrate such a difficult one!"
The blonde princess raised her hand to wipe the beads of sweat from her forehead, and then suddenly realized that these little claws had just cleaned up the food scraps that had fallen on the ground, and instantly bared her teeth and screamed.
Yes!
After screaming, Super Agent Eriri realized that she was stealth, and immediately raised her little head to look inside the restaurant. Fortunately, the guests inside, or the couples, were dating one by one, and they didn't bother to pay attention to her at all. Including her surveillance targets, Kyosuke Hojo and Megumi Kato, the two of them were also unaware, and even moved more attentively than just now.
Kyosuke's hand reached over to hug Megumi, right? If they found out about me, they wouldn't have dared to do that.
After figuring out this section, Ying Lili breathed a heavy sigh of relief. It was so tiring to sneak in without being detected, and her body and mind were tense to the extreme, so much so that she felt like her mind was a little too tense.
Well......?
The little green head slowly turned, and the gaze shifted, moving, and finally froze on the surveillance target.
It is known that Keisuke Kato's left side is seated by Keisuke Kato, both of whom are facing each other sideways, and now Kyosuke's right hand is stretched out from the top of the table to Megumi, what does he want to do, what can he do, what is he doing?!
This is ahhhhh
Ying Lili, who was hiding behind a pile of soda boxes, got up, and ran to the glass window with her long legs to the sound of soda bottles ping-ponging.
Bang –
A loud bang came from beside him, and Kyosuke Hojo, who was reaching for an eraser, was startled, and looked through the place where the sound came from, and a familiar little face was intimately attached to the glass window.
Although that cute little nose has been squeezed into a pig nose on the glass, Kyosuke Hojo still recognizes it as his cute princess, Eiri Pear. He wondered why this guy was here, but he immediately smiled and waved his hand, and at the same time stood up and planned to go out to greet Yingli Lili. But before he could make a move, Ying Lili had already "shoveled" her face from the glass window, and quickly moved towards the door of the restaurant with crab-like steps.
"Oh...... There are really girls who go out without makeup~~"
Megumi Kato's voice sounded with amazement.
Kyosuke Hojo took his gaze back from Eiri Riri, who was walking towards the door, and looked down to see Megumi looking at the glass window next to the table with a surprised expression.
The traces of the hot breath exhaled from the mouth and nose of the Ying Li pear on the glass have not yet dissipated, and a blurred human face is clearly visible, just looking at it makes people want to laugh. But there is no trace of makeup, lip gloss, foundation, etc.
"Ah...... Hehe. ”
Although he has long been accustomed to Yingli pear's shouting about her natural beauty every day, she is actually too lazy to put on makeup and choose to face the sky, but after hearing Megumi's words, Kyosuke Hojo inexplicably felt ashamed, as if he hadn't taught the stupid daughter in the family well.
"Ying Li Li She ...... Well, I am sensitive to cosmetics, so I can't use general cosmetics. He said as he pondered the words.
This can't be wrong, but it is more accurate to say that Ying Lili's life is more sensitive to cosmetics, because cosmetics will consume her already tight travel time, even just rubbing lip balm will cause her to be late for school. She always has a mirror in her small bag, but all she can do is to find out if her naturally beautiful face has left indentations after sleeping in class.
"Oh~~That's really hard~"
Megumi Kato calmly expressed her residual thoughts, and she didn't know if she believed this nonsense that even Momotaro couldn't deceive, but for girls, if they really can't use cosmetics, it's really hard. Brackets, normal girls. Brackets again, girls who really know how to put on makeup.
Before Kyosuke Hojo stepped out of the booth to greet Eiri, he saw another face pressed against the glass window.
Uh, who are you?
As a universal home of science, he has his own set of logic. According to common sense, people related to themselves have already appeared, so it is natural that this person I don't know should be an acquaintance of Megumi. So he looked down at Megumi, and saw that the girl's delicate and white little face was calm, not at all as surprised as he was when he saw Yingli Lili.
Wait, even I was startled when I saw Ying Lili, why is Hui so calm?
Kyosuke Hojo suddenly discovers a blind spot.
Blonde ...... The green princess pushed open the door of the restaurant, and the star's momentum shocked the waiter for a while, and the waiter spoke two beats slower.
"Hello guests and welcome."
"How many?"
Ying Li Li fully took out the rape action plan learned from the anime.,Although I already knew where Kyosuke and the stealing cat were.,But it's still very dutiful and turns her head around looking around.。
"Guest......" the waitress asked cautiously.
"Thanks, one, a friend has arrived!" Eiri said thank you viciously, and then walked towards Kyosuke Hojo on her long legs.
Originally, out of love for the couple composed of gentle and considerate girls and handsome guys, the waitress wanted to remind "They ordered a couple package", but looking at the girl in front of her who was shining like a star, she closed her mouth again.
It seems that it is not impossible for a couple of three people?
Just as he was looking over there in a daze, the door of the narrator's shop opened again.
"Hello guest, welcome, may I ask ......"
"Alone, there are friends who have arrived." Keiichi Kato smiled and pointed in his cousin's direction to walk over.
"The booth over there is full, can I arrange this for you?" The waitress said with a smile.
"Huh?"
Kei Kato was stunned, didn't that girl just go over directly? And......
"Isn't that still empty?"
"There's a couple's zone over there!"
"But didn't that girl just now pass over too?"
“……”
The waitress didn't speak again, and Keiichi Kato, who was standing across from her, clearly felt an invisible attack.
“…… That's my sister. I wanted to say something, but under the waitress's "Do you think you should come over too?" look, in the end, Keichi-san just whispered.
"Please come in~"
The new entrants, Megumi Kato and Kyosuke Hojo, both stood up, and the former even stepped out of the booth.
And the menacing Ying Lili was supposed to be like in the anime, and her anger increased as she got closer to the stealing cat, but as she approached the booth, her pace slowed down a lot. Because her eyes with good eyes after wearing contact lenses have seen the full amount of study materials on the table.
As soon as the little feet were soft, Yingli Li's mighty pace produced a trace of messiness.
Oops, "Absolutely No Learning Syndrome Outside of School" is committed!
The geometric shapes and English words made the girl subconsciously want to turn around and leave, and she also saw someone's condition: a ruler in her left hand and an eraser in her right hand. How many people like to learn will still hold stationery when hugging girls? It's for a stationery company!
"Huh...... Hahaha, good afternoon, Hui. ”
With a hint of vigilance, Ying Li Li greeted with a smile.
"Good afternoon, Yingli Li-san." Megumi greeted with a smile.
"Sit down."
Kyosuke Hojo said loudly, knowing that he was deliberately ignored, he didn't care, the girl's mood was like the rain in midsummer, and it was better to wear a quick-drying suit than to see the weather forecast.
Megumi didn't say anything, just silently picked up the things on the other sofa and put them on Kyosuke Hojo's side instead,
"Sit down, Ying Lili."
She greeted with a smile, her movements and postures were a natural mess. With the enthusiasm of the owner, it doesn't make people feel like they are swearing sovereignty or anything.
But I want to sit with Kyosuke!
Ying Riri's big eyes stared at the sofa behind Kyosuke Hojo, and she wandered unwillingly for a long time, and finally could only whimper in her heart and reluctantly sat with Megumi Kato.
"Thirsty? Do you want to drink some water first? ”
Kyosuke Hojo handed over his water cup, and Yingli Lili, who had been busy for a long time and had a dry mouth, was naturally not polite, and took it all in one gulp.
"Ha~~Resurrected~" The girl made a happy voice without heart.
Megumi Kato's gaze swept over the water cup without a trace, if I remember correctly, the glass of water Kyosuke-kun had already drunk, and only half a glass of water was left to see at a glance, and Yingli Li-san's didn't care at all.
A few people were about to start talking, when an unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded.
"Hey, Xiaohui, and me, me, your dear cousin! Don't pretend you can't see me! Keiichi Kato, who had been waiting for a long time with a smile, spoke.
"I'm sorry~ I thought it was the traditional skill of the Kato family to be ignored~~" Megumi Kato said briskly, because the tone and demeanor were too natural, it really made people think that she was ignoring the other party in order to make her cousin more in line with the Kato family's ninja identity.
"Huh? Is it an acquaintance who Hui yours? Kyosuke Hojo asked.
And in order not to expose the fact that she had been secretly watching outside for a long time, Ying Lili didn't look over there, and pretended to look at the textbooks on the table.
Ah, no, I'm going to die!
After just one glance, Ying Lili was dizzy and had to close her eyes, rubbing the glass of water with a little coolness to heal her wounds.
It's terrifying, these monsters have become even more evil after breaking away from the school's seal!
"Well, this is my cousin Keiichi Kato, the cousin who will ask the Kato sisters to gather at every family gathering to watch the video of Kyosuke-kun pulling out a knife and slashing you."
Megumi Kato whispered, but she didn't introduce Kyosuke Hojo to her cousin afterward.
"In Keiichi Shimokato, it's a big fan of Hojo-sensei!"
It turns out that it's you kid......
Shameful memories of the past are attacking Kyosuke Hojo.
When I met Megumi for the first time, the girl who knew nothing about herself at the beginning, immediately said things related to her after hearing her name, and asked her why she knew these things even though she hadn't seen her work.
"Well, that one was on TV 'Hah!' The man who chops the straw mat into several sections.
Once my cousin gathered all the sisters of the Kato family to watch the video, and every time I went to my cousin's house to play, I seemed to see him watching the video.
So~~ I wrote it down. I was so surprised that I was called by someone I didn't know just now, so I didn't think about it all at once.
Of course, my cousin kept telling us about other manga and the like, so I remembered it when I heard Hojo-san's name say.
Ah~~ It really scared me, I didn't expect to be able to chat with such a powerful person. ”
That's what Megumi said at that time.
If I want to meet that kid, I must let him see what it means to be a swordsman who can cut people into four pieces with a single "ha"!
At that time, Hojo Kyosuke decided so.
"Ah~~ It's not so exaggerated, I'm just thinking about how I can't let Xiaohui and them watch such an excellent video. It's not that I'm watching it every time, only when Xiaohui and the others come to the house will they find the video and bring it to everyone to enjoy. ”
Keiichi Kato scratched the back of his head, looking smug and modest.
“……”
Inhale – exhale –
Kyosuke Hojo took two deep breaths, then smiled kindly:
"This Saturday, our school's kendo club is going to have a dormitory, so if you don't dislike it, please come and play together, right?" He invited with a smile.
"Huh!? Is that Hojo-sensei, your newly formed Super Invincible Galactic Fleet? Keiichi Kato's face was full of joy.
“…… Yes. "Grit your teeth.
"Please allow me to visit, I will pay for the expenses!"
"Don't be so polite......"
"Poof~hahahaha~~~"
The sudden burst of laughter interrupted the two boys, and Keiichi Kato lowered his head, only to see that the girl who seemed to be the sister of Hojo-sensei was covering her mouth and laughing happily.
"I, I remembered something happy."
Ying Lili waved her little hand, only feeling that the chores were so intimate, and she was angry for herself as soon as she didn't know anything. She knew that on Kyosuke's side, as long as she talked about kendo training outside of school, it was definitely not a good thing. It's either extra practice or extra practice.,Even when Sanye and Kyosuke swapped bodies, they often used extra training to take revenge on Hideji Onizuka.。
Let you say I'm Kyosuke's sister! Keizai is Kyosuke's younger sister!
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