Tian Xiaotian was also confused: "Today is my birthday?" How did I not know? Wasn't it over a few months ago? ”

Si Mingming smiled: "Xiao Tian, today is not your birthday, but it is a big day for you and your sister-in-law to recognize each other." And every year on this day will be your big day, shouldn't you celebrate it with a cake? Come over here and cut the cake with your mother. ”

The little radish head became excited, and there was a faint light in his eyes, but in Lei Hao's opinion, the little P child was obviously crying because of the cream on the cake.

Well, cream? Lei Hao suddenly remembered that he might not have eaten lunch yet.

As soon as he thought of this, his stomach began to rumble, and looking at this cake was like seeing an enemy in his previous life, and he couldn't wait to swallow it in one gulp. He quickly gave the little radish head a look, and asked him to cut the cake immediately.

The little radish head didn't eat lunch, standing in front of the cake and swallowing saliva, the sound was so loud that it almost covered Lei Hao's belly roar. He reached out to get the plastic serrated knife next to the cake, but Si Mingming snatched it up: "Xiao Tian, don't be in such a hurry, think about it, today is a good day, what should you say?" ”

What to say? The little radish head was stunned again: "Today is a good day, can't you wait for the time of the daughter?" Tomorrow is a good day again, catch up with the prosperous era and enjoy peace? ”

Poof, Lei Hao really didn't hold back, he laughed in public, and those little nurses couldn't help laughing.

Si Mingming glared at Lei Hao fiercely, and continued to guide patiently: "Xiao Tian, you must be very excited now, right?" Is there anything you'd like to tell you? Is there anyone you'd like to thank in particular? ”

The little radish head immediately showed an expression of understanding: "Thank you TV, thank you to all TV, MTV, thank you to the broadcast... Good! Here today... Blooming, crowded with people... Lasting.... ”

Si Mingming's face hung a black line: "Xiao Tian, watch less of that kind of sketch in the future, short videos or something, it's not good for you." ”

Lei Hao immediately played a round: "Enough is enough, it's still a child, why do you ask so much?" Let's hurry up and share the cake. ”

Si Ming frowned and wanted to say something more, Tian Xiaotian said with a bitter face: "I'm hungry", and the tiger sister-in-law immediately clapped her hands and said: "Don't get it, don't get it, everyone come over and eat the cake, Xiaotian, you cut the first piece." ”

The little radish head was like being amnestied, and he took a sharp look with a serrated knife, and cut the cake into several equal parts according to the number of people, even if he used a compass and a protractor to draw it, it may not be so neat and accurate. He secretly smeared a large piece of cream left on the knife into his mouth, then took a piece of cake on a paper plate and walked to the tiger sister-in-law, and handed it to him with both hands: "Godmother, you eat first." ”

The tiger sister-in-law seemed to have been hit in the softest place in her heart, and took it with tears: "Good boy, you can eat too." ”

The people next to him clapped their hands together, and people like Si Mingming shed a lot of sentimental tears, so Lei Hao also left a lot of excited Halazi. He took the time to ask Si Mingming in a low voice, "Don't cry, now that the ceremony is over, right?" Hurry up and share the cake, I still have something to go out. ”

Si Ming understood him: "Are you in a hurry to meet your Internet sister?" Don't go, Oba. ”

Lei Hao was so choked that he could barely lift his breath, and then the cake of the little radish head was distributed in front of him: "Hey, don't you have something important to go out?" Why are you still here? After eating, let's leave quickly, I won't be able to catch up with the second-way car for a while. ”

At the critical moment, this little P child still has a conscience, Lei Hao swallowed the cake in a few bites, complained to the tiger sister-in-law and the nurses, and hurriedly ran out. Si Ming still wanted to stop him, but when he turned his head and saw the tiger sister-in-law looking at him with a smile, she pursed her lips and finally didn't make a sound.

While running out, he informed Xu Zhenyang and Wang Fugui. Wang Fugui was running Didi, and couldn't help complaining about why Lei Hao didn't say this earlier, Lei Hao was also very aggrieved, people informed him so late, what could I do, I was also desperate.

After a while, Wang Fugui's phone came back: "Brother mosquito, Brother Xu asked me to finish this order first, and I will pick you up at the pedestrian street later." He also asked you to take a taxi to the Friendship Mall on Walking Street first, where he was waiting for you. ”

Friendship Mall is a prestigious department store in C City, and in the poor years, it was even the only place in the city where you could contact imported high-end goods. Later, although the limelight was gradually overshadowed by this commercial building and that square, the status in the minds of the old citizens was still not comparable to those glamorous goods.

Standing downstairs in the Friendship Mall, Lei Hao couldn't help but sigh with emotion about the eventful years of the past, Xu Zhenyang turned out from the side: "Go in when you arrive, what are you doing here?" ”

Seeing Xu Zhenyang wearing ordinary civilian clothes, Lei Hao was very dissatisfied: "Didn't the monk tell you that you were going to have a party with Qingqing's classmates today?" Why do you dress so casually? ”

Xu Zhenyang was surprised: "Aren't they just some ordinary college students?" Still need to be dressed? ”

"Of course, I used to help monks earn face, so why should I pay attention to pomp? Have you seen the strongest abandonment of the young, the abolition of the son-in-law out of the mountain, and the return of the god of war? I can dress shabby, but you have to dress solemnly and formally. In this way, when I am humiliated by some deflated people who are not long-eyed, you can take a dozen black suits and kneel on the ground and call the young master ....... ”

"Young master?" Xu Zhenyang sneered: "I see that you have itchy skin." I'm here to protect your safety, but I didn't say I wanted to act with you, let alone beat you. ”

Beaten by Xu Zhenyang? Lei Hao immediately clearly understood his position, and couldn't help but be a little annoyed: "Didn't you ask me to come to the pedestrian street to accompany me to act?" Buy the whole street or something. ”

"You think too much, I called you here because the monk told me to buy some suitable gifts for the little girl, and I didn't bother to choose it myself, so I called you over. I heard that there are some genuine products in this friendship mall, so let's go up and have a look. ”

How so? Could it be that I opened it the wrong way? Isn't this guy my bodyguard? Why do I seem to be doing chores for him? Lei Hao was complaining, and Xu Zhenyang, who was walking in front, said slowly: "Why don't you hurry up and keep up, do you really want to be beaten?" ”

Walking through layer by layer, Lei Hao didn't see anything that could make his eyes shine, and finally went to an inconspicuous corner on the top floor under the guidance of the shopping guide, which is said to be a small shop specializing in Korean folk handicrafts.

The salespeople here are very enthusiastic, and they introduce them in detail one by one, and it seems that the business is also very light. Lei Hao casually turned around, and as soon as he expressed interest in some of the paper puppets placed on the table, the salesperson moved out the paper puppets on the entire counter.

"Oh, this customer knows the goods at a glance, and these paper puppets are made of real hanji. We all know that hanji is a piece of paper that breathes because it is flexible, shiny, wrinkled, well-ventilated, and has strong thermal insulation. Moreover, the paper puppet has to be carefully made by repeating the process of pasting and drying, with rich color and vivid expression, whether it is given away or placed at home. ”

Lei Hao looked at Xu Zhenyang, Xu Zhenyang shrugged, and said that you can just make up your mind, don't bother me with this little thing.

Lei Hao was angry in his heart, so he selected several series of paper puppets in a row, what is Da Changjin, savage girlfriend, walking with God, anyway, Xu Zhenyang pays for it, and there is no need to consider the price. Xu Zhenyang doesn't care even more, anyway, the wool is out of the monk, and he has no opinion at all.

Suddenly, Lei Hao saw that in the deepest and highest place on the shelf, there was a set of Hanbok women's skirts hanging, the red short clothes were embroidered with a golden phoenix, the blue skirt was as clear as the sky, and the whole dress was just like a proud phoenix singing and dancing in the blue sky.

The salesman noticed Lei Hao's gaze: "The customer is really good-looking, this dress was commissioned by a Korean guest to be made by a local embroidery workshop a few years ago, but after it was completed, it has not come to receive the goods, there is no news, and the deposit is not required." The embroidery workshop had to consign the skirt in our store, but it can be regarded as waiting for someone like you who knows the goods, which is really fate. However, because it is hand-embroidered, the price is a little expensive, and we can get a maximum of 88% off in our store. ”

Lei Hao looked at Xu Zhenyang again, and when he saw Xu Zhenyang's expressionless face, he suddenly became happy: "This skirt is also wrapped for me, the packaging is beautiful, I want to give it away." ”

The salesman smiled dizzily and thoughtfully served Lei Hao as if he were at home.

Before Lei Hao went out, he was surrounded by shopping guides from several other stores, this one said that our kimono was second to none, the other said that our nesting dolls were exquisite, and even caught up to sell Somali wood carvings and tambourine.

finally got out of the fat powder array, and Wang Fugui's car had already arrived at the pedestrian street. He was also full of praise when he saw this dress, and praised Brother Mosquito for his vision and taste, and praised Lei Hao so much that he had no time to distinguish how much of his words were sincere and how much was false.

On the way to the university town, Wang Fugui suddenly said: "Brother Xu, Brother Mosquito, I heard Xiaohui say that the people of the Xiao Family Martial Arts Hall want to take revenge on you." ”

Xu Zhenyang snorted coldly and didn't speak, but Lei Hao's mind flew to a strange place, his real name is Lei Hao, in front of a group of old friends such as monks, he is the thunder of heaven and earth, in Zhao is step by step mountains and rivers, in Chu is Siyan, in front of Yu Yang is Huang Wenbing, and in front of Wang Fugui is Brother Mosquito. Oh my God, so many heavy identity changes, the brain is a little slower and has to be insane.

Wang Fugui thought that he hadn't heard, so he said it again, and Lei Hao said slowly: "Revenge on you? This you guys don't include you? ”

Wang Fugui's face fell: "Okay, the people of the Xiao Family Martial Arts Hall want to take revenge on us." ”