night

Hikiya Hachiman returned home from the club activities of the kendo club, and shouted half-dead that I was back, but I didn't get any response. Mom and Dad are not at home as usual, but the light in the living room is on, which means that my sister is at home.

"Komachi?"

While shouting, he dragged his heavy steps into the living room, and sure enough, he saw his sister lying on the sofa.

Hikiya Komachi

My sister, as her name suggests, is like a small town. Although the economy is not developed, because of the day and night together, I only feel cute rather than stunted. But also because of getting along day and night, he can easily see through his disguise, even if he is strong on the outside like the possession of the Great Bodhisattva of Hachiman, he will also expose his most vulnerable side in front of her.

If anything, my sister is a creature like a backward hometown, sometimes it can be annoying, but it always makes people feel reassuring. People without hometown are like max coffee without a pull ring, it will spill out before it is drunk in the mouth, and it will fall into various pollutants, which is simply unbearable. In the same way, a person without a sister is like Giss without a cross, who is not only unable to become a god but also unable to be resurrected.

If I had to briefly describe the importance of my sister's creature to the world in one sentence, I would tell you that this is a big mistake, and even the underlying logic is wrong. Because,It's not that my sister is important to the world.,It's that this world exists because of my sister's existence!

In short, if there is no creature like a sister in this world, then this world might as well be destroyed.

And my sister, the girl with a black medium-length hair and a height of 1.55 meters, but forcibly using a pair of ultra-shorts to create long legs, is lying on the sofa with headphones and eating cookies and reading magazines, is the best creature in the world. Of course, my sister is definitely the most senior sister of the younger sister, there is no doubt about that. Compared to other sisters in the world, my sister is definitely the cutest in the world. I have absolute confidence in that.

(Even if Minister Hojo were standing here, I would firmly defend Komachi's place in my mind, even if the minister might not care at all and would think I was disgusting.) Of course, if Hojo-kun can be my brother, I will instantly surpass Komachi and become the best ultimate creature in the world, Bikiya Hachiman's sister! I have absolute confidence in this, after all, my sister Komachi is the best sister in the world, and I have been observing her for 15 years, and I undoubtedly have enough experience as a sister to easily discard her dross and take the best of it and become the world's number one sister. ）

But...... Speaking of which, Minister Hojo also has a younger sister, and I heard him and Yamauchi-san mention it several times in the class today. It's so good, now Hojo-kun can also appreciate the beauty of his sister's creature, and his world is finally complete.

Thinking so, Hikiya Hachiman picked up the headphones from his sister's head and shouted again:

"Komachi-chan, I'm back."

The petite beautiful girl lying on the sofa raised her head, a brown biscuit crumb was still stuck to the corner of her mouth, and the silly hair on the top of her head shook as if receiving a signal, and then opened her mouth wide:

"Yikes! Welcome back, Ernie sauce. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Komachi didn't hear it for the first time, alas, Komachi is really derelict in his duties. ”

As he spoke, Bikiya Komachi gently hammered his head with his hand, and automatically dubbed boom~

Yes~~

I feel like the fatigue of my whole body is gone~~

Hachiman groaned inwardly, walked around the sofa and threw his bag on the other sofa, then sat down at his sister's feet.

Oh, sorry, it's a little strange to use the word, although it's not strange for your brother to be trampled under your sister's feet, after all, don't you see that when you were a child, you often lay on the ground and let Komachi step on the fruit from the tree? So this kind of thing should be commonplace, right? But it's a pity that the current Komachi has grown up and knows that he has never done that kind of thing since he took care of his brother's face.

Woo woo, Komachi, my Komachi~~

Although the mental activity is very rich, it is actually very ordinary than Kiya Hachiman, who sits in front of Komachi's straight legs.

"Komachi's feet are clean!"

It seems to be aware of my brother's sight.,Said cutely than Kiya Komachi.。

"It's okay if you want to wipe your feet with your brother's pants, who is called my favorite sister."

Hachiman said with a smile, and then carefully placed the bamboo knife on the coffee table.

Komachi's eyes crooked into a cute moon, and he said quickly with a small mouth:

"Although Komachi doesn't love you, thank you, Ernie-chan~~"

It's too much......

Hachiman flicked his head, and these words only flashed in his heart, after all, how could his sister not love herself! Then he turned his head and was surprised to see that Komachi was not reading a magazine, but reading a newspaper ordered by his father.

"Huh? Komachi-chan: Why aren't you reading those stupid magazines today? ”

When he spoke, Bi Qigu's face changed greatly, and he was nervous as if the world was about to be destroyed. It's over, it's not good, Komachi can't be sick, right?!

This guy usually reads magazines developed by unscrupulous publishing houses specifically for wise female students, and teaches some stupid things every day, such as making a video call with her boyfriend when she wakes up, you must not be sloppy and sloppy, which will cause her boyfriend's dislike, you must tidy up your makeup before answering the phone, and then pretend that she is a girl who even sleeps exquisitely.

Another example is that the mobile phone pendant cannot be a doll that looks non-mainstream, but should be replaced with a Mr. Pan doll; Do not use disposable wet wipes, but use your own hand towels, and fold them neatly and put them in your bag; When greeting your boyfriend from behind, you can't pat each other directly on the shoulder, but carefully poke them with your fingers......

The magazine said that these are things that increase women's power, and this guy in Komachi reads it with relish every day, and from time to time he nods his head again and again to express his deep sympathy.

After seeing Komachi's approval for the first time, Hikiya was so scared that he died directly. It's really dead, and in an instant the heart and soul are dead. Then I went to pick up my dear sister from school every day for two months, and finally put my mind at ease and was sure that my beloved sister had not been snatched away and that the world had not been destroyed.

Although the crisis was resolved, Hikiya still scoffed at what the magazine said. Even if you play videos while sleeping, you have to make up neatly, and the guy who writes the article doesn't know the guys at all! I'm going to sleep and I'm willing to answer the phone.,That's the only thing you can give full marks.,Which bastard would be dissatisfied! Boys aren't the insatiable guys, bastards!

Back then, just after sending a confessional text message, he received a string of ellipses, and Biqigu felt that the girl was the most polite person in the world. After all, the other party didn't pull him into the blacklist, and revealed his most sincere thoughts to him, such a girl, such a girl, woowoo......

What else is Mr. Pan's doll, advertising will also give me a little bit of moderation!

Most importantly, do you know how amazing it feels to be slapped on the shoulder by your beloved sister from behind!? That slap feels like a supercharger, even Ultraman who has a red light can be resurrected on the spot, and Tairo, who was killed by the volcanic monster bird, can immediately jump up and fly around the galaxy three times!

It's not a rude greeting, it's a soul!!

Fortunately, even if he looked attentive and nodded frequently, Komachi still stumbled hard every time. It can be seen that although his sister reads stupid magazines, her head is not polluted. But now it's different! Now Komachi-chan is actually watching her father's favorite "Output News"!?

Actually reading this kind of traditional newspaper, no, Komachi is dangerous!

"Ah, Ernie chan is talking about 'NONLO'? I've already finished reading that Komachi, and if you're too bored waiting, and you happen to see a headline of interest in the newspaper, so just take a look. ”

Komachi said casually.

"What's the title of interest in!?"

Biqi Gu asked like a big enemy, is Komachi obsessed with stock trading? Or are you obsessed with watching politicians put on a show? It's hopeless, Komachi is already ...... No way! Can't give up on her! This is my favorite sister!!

"Show me!" His face was grim.

"Ah, Ernie sauce's nervous sister's appearance makes Komachi so impressed!"

Komachi straightened up, held his little face in one hand and said movingly, and then immediately said excitedly:

"Komachi scores are high now~~"

Yawata agrees with this.,Being able to feel my brother's concern and say it frankly.,This intuitive sense of feedback is simply comparable to galgame!

But:

"Seriously, Komachi-chan, now is not the time for giggle! Did you know that some things can become unfortunate when you get on the edges? ”

Both parents are high-paying occupations, even if they are gnawed together with Komachi, they can spend their lives happily only on their parents' annuities and savings, but if they are stained with stocks. Even if it is my favorite sister, I have to ...... No! Even if you want to destroy the world, you won't give up on Komachi! Even if you kneel down to the chief executive, you must delist the stocks that Komachi values!

"Huh? Komachi isn't looking at anything strange. ”

Komachi's face crooked.

Damn, this guy really knows how to be a cute sister!

Looking at his sister's cute appearance, Hachiman was unwilling, and he only felt that even if he had been getting along with each other for fifteen years, it would never be possible to surpass Komachi-chan if he was to be his sister.

Also, it's because of you that I think you're looking at something abnormal!

Fortunately, without waiting for Biqigu to urge again, Komachi had already handed over the newspaper and thoughtfully tapped the newspaper with his finger:

"That's it, Ernie sauce you should be interested in too."

How is it possible, this ink-filled thing should have been thrown in the trash a long time ago. In the final analysis, it is already the Internet era, and the newspaper group still controls public opinion, which is completely a symbol of backwardness and feudalism.

How could I possibly be interested......

Well? What's going on?

Bi Qigu's eyes changed, and he stared at the newspaper and quickly browsed.

"Ernie sauce, didn't you deliver newspapers? Dad also said that you will definitely subscribe to "Production News" in the future. Komachi leaned over and looked at the newspaper next to his brother.

"Humph! I'm not the kind of man who would be bought by petty favors! ”

Biqigu still looked at the newspaper and said without looking back:

"Unless the "Industrial News" is willing to recruit me to support me for life."

If you can join such a big company without working hard, even if it is the dream of becoming a housewife, Bikiya is willing to give up!

"Ernie Chan always says such stupid things."

Komachi sighed helplessly, and then said with a smile on his face:

"Even so, Komachi still loves you~~Komachi scores very high now~"

That's it, remove one of the highest scores and one of the lowest scores, and I'm willing to give a hundred points!

Than Qigu thinks about it wholeheartedly.,It's worth mentioning that the highest score is 1,000 points.,Even if the full score is only 100, I want to give my sister a thousand points! Of course, the minimum score is also a full score of 100, how can the most perfect sister in the world have a deduction of points?

"Industry News"

Although he earned a lot of pocket money from this newspaper, he didn't like it. The slogan is "Don't shy away, don't swarm the bees, talk about the key newspaper", but in fact, from this sentence, it can be seen that this is a newspaper that likes to exaggerate, alarmist, and make up nonsense to attract attention.

For example, the column he is watching right now is the social and cultural news column.

The title is as appalling as ever - "Neon Literature の Disaster"

A short essay of one or two thousand words, there are some characters in it that are repeatedly marked in black and bold - Kyosuke Hojo

The content is more than Qigu's fists clenched, and he is about to tear the newspaper to shreds.

The writer is a man named Motohiro Matsumoto, who introduces himself in a small window next to him, is a contract writer for the Sangyo Shimbun, and is also a frequent TV station under the Fuji Sankei Group, and lists a bunch of books that Hikiya has never heard of at all.

Well, a mad dog that was raised by the media to bite people.

Biqigu nodded, and there was a realization in his heart. He has seen a lot of this kind of routine, and these newspapers and television stations have some familiar writers and writers, and the writers will write some articles from the perspective of biasing towards the newspaper's position, and the newspapers are of course willing to give him manuscript fees, and the two sides are embarrassed. This is why saying that the newspaper subscribed to at home may ruin a couple, and the newspaper exporting its own position is equivalent to brainwashing.

That's why Hikiya was so nervous when he saw Komachi reading the newspaper, and it would be bad if his cute sister became her father.

Every time I go out with my sister, compared to my father, who will give Komachi Fukukuzawa Yukichi but only give himself Hideyo Noguchi (1000), my mother will always worry about herself and tell me to be careful.

Thin fatherly love and strong maternal love will always heal Biqigu's heart that is about to crack.

"I'm really worried about you, if you hurt Komachi, you'll be slaughtered by Daddy."

“……”

Yes, if it weren't for watching "Maternity News" every day, how could there be such a distorted father in the world? This is such an evil newspaper!

Thank you for the monthly passes, recommended tickets and tips for your support, thank you

(End of chapter)