Received the mail

"Ha a few yards, I'm Tozuka, I lost my wallet after school, can you order a takeout for me? The address is this: XXXXXX."

Reply to the message

"Timber, are you taking me for an idiot or are you an idiot?"

"Nani?! Is this recognized? It's a nameless god who owes God forever, and he actually saw through my tricks at a glance. It's a pity, I'm going to take a picture of the takeaway and send it to you, "This time, are you happy with my trick?" , Hachiman, is that how you treat your partner!"

"You're not a trick anymore, it's witchcraft, is it? Trying to turn my brain into with mail. Even if you want to deceive people, don't use your own address!"

"Oooh! I didn't expect to show a flaw here, think about it, you and I have been entangled since the first year of darkness, how could you not remember my lair."

"Kikiza, please, please don't do such cruel things to my phone, can you imagine how much damage it will cause to my phone if you receive such a message?"

"Roar, roar! Is my ability strong enough to attack enemy communications devices with radio waves!? How's your phone, do you need me to do another healing?"

"My phone's battery has dropped by one percent, and besides, I don't remember your address, my brain refuses to do that, I just remember Tozuka's address."

"Eight, Hachiman! You guy, you seem to have said something very dangerous! You should know, it's a crime to either tail walk or break into a house!"

"Long-winded, as long as Tozuka sincerely invites me, I can't do it, whether it's memorizing the address or familiarizing yourself with the route, it's just to prepare for that day!"

"I'm sorry, Hachiman, I'm going to call the police. I don't want to, either, but if you really commit an unforgivable crime against the Tozuka clan, I'll be held accountable for the cyber case that has already been left behind. I suggest you don't eat now, I've heard that Koban's pork chop rice tastes pretty good."

Keep your eyes wide open and dial the phone.

"Hey! You idiot won't really call the police, will you? ”

"You just pressed the dial button Hachiman and you called, and sure enough, three numbers for the police are still too much, and the damn conquest is wasting taxpayers' money."

"Setting a three-digit number is to prevent children from reporting false alarms, after all, if it is a single number, even an idiot can call the police, and a three-digit number will increase the difficulty of calling the police."

"Oh, I see."

"By the way, timber seats, have you heard of "Mecha Basketball Battle"?"

"Of course! I chased every episode without falling, and I bought BD to treasure it! It's so romantic to play basketball with a giant robot or something! ”

"Coincidentally, I like it too, so do you know that this is a bonus?"

"Uh-huh!?"

"Only a small amount was released to a small number of people, and luckily I just happened to buy it."

"Lend me a look!"

"It's impossible to borrow such a treasure! But ......"

"It doesn't matter if you want to make me kneel!"

"If you can bring three Margaret's pizzas to my house, it's not that I can't show them to you."

"It'll be there in ten minutes!"

Half an hour later, the sweaty timber seat pedaled his bicycle to the Biqi Valley House.

"Where's the bonus!?"

He held out the bag containing three Margarita pizzas with his arm raised, and his expression was as resolute as if a samurai had broken through the battle and handed over the big silk that he had taken.

Biqigu didn't say a word, just turned out to be a pizza, and then closed the door with lightning speed.

"Hahaha-what's the characteristic, I haven't seen that anime at all!"

A rampant laugh came from behind the door, and when the timber seat looked confused, a deep voice came from inside:

"This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?"

Kikiza's eyes widened, and the expression on his fat face instantly became terrifying.

In the end, the timber seat still walked into the Biqi Valley house.

"Woo~ Komachi is so moved, there are people who know Ernie sauce who dare to come to the house."

Hikiya Komachi holds one hand in front of his chest and rubs the corner of his eye with his index finger with the other.

"Hey, don't call me like some radiation monster, I wash my hands every day." Biqigu casually said bad things and looked a little nervous.

"Ahh Biqi Gu clan, I am a sword general, and even a monster that has come back from the dead can be cut in two, so you don't have to worry about me. ”

The timber seat is not much better, obviously there is a sofa but choose to kneel next to the coffee table, the waist is straight as if the next second is going to commit suicide, although the neck is short and can't see the truth is a little embarrassing, but the attitude of wanting to cut the stomach is indeed very correct.

Oh yes, this guy probably hasn't been to anyone else's house before, just like me.

Biqigu's dead fish eyes turned, and his heart was clear.

Looking at strange people, listening to strange words, there is no wave in the heart of Biqi Gu Komachi, can he be a normal person who can have such a good relationship with Oni-chan?

"Let's play the game together!"

Komachi turned on the TV.

Hikiya and Kikiza glanced at each other, both saw shyness in each other's eyes, and then turned their heads away in an instant.

Gasp - you shy hammer!

Both of them are disgusted in their hearts, but they are more disgusted than Qigu.

Why is it that the wood seat is sitting there, not Tozuka?

Ding Dong –

Just then, the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Huh? Did Mom and Dad leave work early? ”

Komachi looked up at the dark sky outside and wondered.

Biqigu, who was looking forward to the next game time, reluctantly dragged his steps to the door.

There are many doors in the world, some keep disaster out, some hope out, and some shut themselves in.

For sixteen years, Hikiya has never been curious about the world outside the door, but from this day forward, he will reverently treat every door he opens.

In the warm yellow light, an angel stood there.

There is light and hope in the silver-gray hair, and anticipation and joy in the watery eyes......

Damn, Hikiya Hachiman, stop your filthy thoughts and don't blaspheme this pure angel!

"Caika, prepare me snacks every night."

Bi Qigu took a step forward and blurted out the vows of the marriage proposal.

"Huh? But aren't you old enough to drink? Ayaka Totsuka blinked, confused.

"That means as long as you're old enough!?" Bikiya asked eagerly.

"Hmm...... I will make Nanban fried chicken, salt-baked ginkgo seeds, boiled soybeans......"

Although I don't understand why Hachiman can't drink and has to prepare snacks for himself, Ayaka Totsuka still whispered the food he can cook, and the woman is full of power.

The sound of wild boar's galloping footsteps came from behind, and Hikiya's neck was strangled.

"Hachiman, what are you doing! One last warning, I've set up a quick alarm! ”

"Shut up, shut up! The name Hachiman can only be called by Aika! ”

"Hehehehehe~~~"

Ayaka Totsuka's eyes were crooked, and a string of silver bell-like laughter flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Now he didn't even care about the physical correction of his friend's thoughts, and looked at Totsuka Ayaka in a daze.

"Bastard, your eyes are past the scrapping time limit, I'll help you take them out!" Now it's Biqigu's turn to go crazy.

So Akaga laughed even more happily.

The movement of the three of them at the door alarmed the Hikiya Komachi inside, and the little girl's eyes widened violently when she walked over.

"Ju, how can such a normal person come to Ernie sauce?"

Komachi pressed his brother's face, pressed his mouth back, pushed it to the side by the way, and then took the hand of Caijia, who was not much taller than himself, and said with a serious face:

"This sister, is my brother threatening you to come to my house? Did he take intimate photos of you, did he keep your secrets, or did he threaten to bully you if you didn't obey? Don't worry, you'll be safe from now on, we won't shield criminals than the Qigu family! ”

"Hey, why is it premised on my crime?"

"Huh? No, I'm a friend of Hajima, and I asked me to come and play with him. Caijia said honestly.

Listening to that crisp voice, Biqigu only felt that all the wounds in the past had been healed, and all that he had experienced in the past sixteen years was to open the door today.

"Nope! No, it can't be! Did my brother threaten him to do something more drastic if you dared to speak out......"

"Hey, hey, Komachi, has your love for your brother been gone!?"

"I'm sorry, Ernie chan, but now you have a very low score here in Komachi~~"

Komachi stuck out his tongue and made a cute expression, but his smile was cold.

Watching the interaction between the brother and sister, Ayaka Totsuka couldn't stop laughing

After playing around for a while, it was finally Hikiya who found a group photo of the entrance ceremony, and Komachi finally believed in this girl who looked as cute as an angel...... No, boy...... No, angels don't have a gender, do they?

In short, even if you don't dare and don't want to believe it, this seemingly normal child who can't be normal anymore is really a friend of his brother.

"Woo woo, Komachi is so touched, Ernie chan, you are finally working hard to become a normal person."

Komachi began to cry again.

"Long-winded ......"

Biqi Gu is too far off.

Through inquiry, I learned that it was the timber seat who desperately told Ayaka Amway the animation of "Mecha Basketball Battle", and then as soon as he heard that the good brother actually had this bonus, he immediately told Totsuka the news.

At this moment, in order to maintain his image in front of Saika, Hikiya had to sign a series of humiliating treaties in exchange for Kukiza not to say anything about it.

"Ahh This time, are you happy with my ruse? "The timber seat is proud.

The four of them came to the living room and ate pizza while playing games, although there were no bonuses, but several people did not worry about having a common topic, and they were all discussing Hojo Kyosuke warmly.

The night passed in a flash, and the next day, the students in Class F of the first year of Zongwu High School really failed to see everyone's Mr. Wenhao in the classroom.

As the protagonist, Kyosuke Hojo will go to three bookstores to hold a book signing today, one in the morning, one in the evening.

The people who came to sign the autograph naturally lined up in a long line and successfully occupied a lot of space on the evening news,The popularity of him and the new work not only did not go out with the official release but became more and more high,After all, his quality is really high,As a reasoning,Three tricks in a book,Each trick is beautifully designed,Reasoning fans are satisfied with a book,Long live on the Internet。

As popular literature, social animals counterattack, suffering injustice, bloody revenge, and a happy ending, readers who can watch it are completely happy. Therefore, ordinary readers or passers-by who came to join in the fun were also very satisfied.

Kyosuke Hojo's original work itself has a reference to "The Devotion of Suspect X", although it is reasoning, but the trick itself is not the point, and the core is the complexity of human nature and social problems. That is, typical social reasoning.

For example, today's comment on the Asahi Shimbun Jiraiya Futami that, well, yes, the scolding war between the two newspapers continues. If the popularity of Kyosuke Hojo's new book release was not so terrifying, both sides might have pretended that nothing had happened, but since the popularity is still there, then they naturally have to take a ride.

"...... "The Devotion of Suspect X", why is Tetsuya Ishigami's tricks so shocking, is his tricks really so good that they are flawless? No, it's the love that lies deep in his own jigsaw puzzle that is so heavy that even I, as a reader, have trouble breathing. And the writer K in Hojo-sensei's new work, his tricks of three murders are undoubtedly excellent, but more importantly, every time he uses tricks, every time he says the sentence "This time, are you satisfied with my tricks" is a cry to this sick society, and he is venting his unwillingness and resistance......"

Nimi Jilai is also worthy of being a professor of the Faculty of Literature of Tokyo.,The analysis is also very professional in addition to scolding.,Perfectly said the core selling point of Kyosuke Hojo's new work.。

Standard cool text, cool text no one doesn't like to read. However, in addition to the refreshing, Hojo Kyosuke cleverly added social issues and excellent tricks, which made this book different from the superficial cool text. While looking at Shuangwen, he can still pretend that he has a high style, who doesn't like this?

But Motohiro Matsumoto of the "Sanji Shimbun" over there was still not intimidated at all, and began to attack Hojo Kyosuke from another angle. To say that his book does not convey the right values at all. Yes, the protagonist suffered injustice when he rushed for the prize, and those judges were indeed excessive, but can they commit a crime if they encounter misfortune? Why not seek a just solution? Why haven't the last criminals been brought to justice?

I have to say that this person still has a level to be a columnist in a big newspaper, accurately found out the pain points, and has a large number of fans at once.

In fact, when creating, Kyosuke Hojo also considered whether to let the protagonist be arrested by the mechanical séance. But if you think about it, the whole thing will be destroyed, and then you think about where he is now? Neon! Where even ogres can publish books, you tell me that bad guys have bad retribution?

My protagonist kills bad guys, he's an anti-hero!

Kill, kill, kill, kill, and it's over.

Thank you for the monthly passes, recommended tickets and tips for your support, thank you

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