How abstract the students of Kyoto University are, not to mention how abstract the two of them turned into a table with their hands facing each other, and the two guys turned into the form of a subsoil seat and stacked together like a combination of the mighty beasts of the Hundred Beast Sentai team, and then shouted "Hojo-sensei, please take a seat!" ”

Rao is the city government of Kyosuke Hojo is not tight, if he really sits on it, won't his good brother be covered by that guy's head?

Fortunately, before he could speak, the other students of Beijing University next to him kicked the "Four Brothers of Tables and Chairs" away one by one. The quality of the students in these famous schools is still quite good, in other words, those who can find a girlfriend to show their affection on the river embankment are few in the school and are outstanding, so the order of this sudden fan meeting is maintained very well.

"If you can, please write to Akemi Hasegawa on the Kamogawa side, that's my girlfriend, she likes Hojo-sensei very much, but I didn't come today because of something."

A boy at the front of the line bowed and begged, and Kyosuke Hojo took the photo from Sakura and wrote the paragraph. After the boy took the photo, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the photo was not an ordinary business photo, but a private photo of Hojo-sensei.

In the photo, Kyosuke Hojo, who was wearing a blue-dyed kendo uniform, had a cold expression, holding a bamboo knife in one hand and holding it high, and there was a person opposite him who could only see the back waving a knife towards him.

"It's for the three leaves." Sakura said with a smile, and then fanned out a dozen photos in his hand like playing cards.

Kyosuke Hojo glanced at it, and it was all taken when Kendo was staying together that day. Some of them are pictures of one person, some of them are two people, three, four, a group......

"Oooo That one! This young lady, I want that Hojo-sensei's feet are full of corpses! One of the girls shouted with her hands raised, as did the others who had stretched their heads out like her.

That photo is the photo of Kyosuke Hojo cutting down Tojo, Kaihisa, including Onizuka and others by himself.

The ground was full of people, and only Kyosuke Hojo stood tall, holding a bamboo knife in his handsome and cool.

"Dabaa yo ~ This is a lucky jackpot ~ "

Sakura spoke in soft Kyoto dialect and washed the photo in her hand twice, and her technique was quite skillful. When she was a child, she often went to Hojo's house to play cards, and Hojo's mother and son added her, and the three of them happened to fight the landlord. This kind of solitaire, which doesn't require much brain, is more popular with her than complex flower cards.

So the crowd stopped noisy and began to sign autographs in turn, and Sakurara, who was standing on the side, was in charge of taking photos with fans' mobile phones, and she herself did not appear in any of the photos.

In the brilliant glow, a strange scene appeared next to the Kamogawa River.

Couples who used to be enthusiastic about sprinkling hormones-poisoned single dogs on the banks of the Kamogawa River, today they left the embankment like a change of heart, and the bent grass was able to stretch their bodies, and a couple lined up in a long line, and some single guys took the opportunity to insert into it, destroying the perfect queue of men and women.

Sakura's prank plan is perfectly realized here.

After perceiving this, Kyosuke Hojo looked at Sakura in surprise, but saw that the other party was staring at the queue, and muttered "Men and women ...... men"

Is this also in your calculations?!

The brown-haired girl over there was like a monarch overlooking her own mountains and rivers, and after a long sigh of satisfaction, she turned her head and saw the boy's strange expression, so she smiled playfully and whispered:

"This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?"

Satisfied, Kyosuke Hojo is not satisfied, I don't know, the fans are satisfied. There were many people present who applied for admission tickets to the Neon Mystery Writers Association but were not drawn, and they were still regretting that they didn't have the opportunity to witness the scene of Hojo-sensei's god-canonization, but they didn't expect to go out for a walk with their girlfriend and catch Hojo-sensei who happened to be dating.

Hey, no, tomorrow is the day of the Neon Reasoning Association awards, such an important thing, why did Hojo-sensei appear in Kyoto, 400 kilometers away?

Thinking so, someone asked.

"Hojo-sensei, isn't there an award tomorrow? Why are you still in Kyoto, has the place where the award was presented temporarily changed? ”

"Yes, is Hojo-sensei going to protest by not participating in the awards?"

"Protest? Hasn't the Reasoning Society been reformed? ”

“……”

As one of the few universities that still operate student dormitories, Kyoto University students are not generally enthusiastic about various "movements" and "reforms." The so-called student dormitory means that the school does not participate in the management, and the student self-government association collects dormitory fees to maintain the operation. Such a place is inherently suitable for all kinds of student sports.

Of course, schools and localities will not be happy to see the existence of such a country within a country, so there are not many student autonomous dormitories in Neon Country now.

Now the more these guys talk, the more excited they become, and they are already discussing the formation of a coalition to attack the Tokyo First Hotel tomorrow. Frightened, Kyosuke Hojo hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt.

"There's no special reason to come to Kyoto now, it's just because she wants to see Kamogawa today."

He said with a smile, his eyes touching Sakura's.

Huh–

Hearing this, looking at the stringy eyes of the two of them, the people who asked, the people who were indignant, and the people who didn't know what was wrong, all felt that they had been hurt tons.

Is this talking about human words?

At the age of sixteen, tomorrow he is going to win the highest award in the world of neon mystery literature, shouldn't he be excited to sit and wrill around at home?

But Kyosuke Hojo, who was not at home and waiting, actually ran to Kyoto, 400 miles away, on the eve of the award, just because "she wanted to see Kamogawa today".

"No wonder Hojo-sensei has so many girlfriends......"

Someone lamented that he had apparently read the vote on the Internet about his girlfriend.

"I'm the number one of that childhood sweetheart~~" Sakura Yamauchi gestured with a scissor hand, and his smile was extremely bright.

"Thank you for the photo, if I had known you were from Kyoto, I would have voted for you! Next time, I will definitely vote for you next time! The man hurriedly bowed.

Signature continues.

"Please write, "Not only is there more than 300 days in a year, but the weight of my wife may also be more than 300, even if it is 372 pounds, you can still be happy."

……

Hearing this, Kyosuke Hojo, who had just wanted to put pen to paper, raised his head a little stiffly, and unsurprisingly saw a pair of eyes full of resentment.

"Ha, haha, hahaha - no problem, just write." He laughed dryly and didn't dare to look at it at all, for fear of being killed by this loyal book fan.

When promoting the new book, he left a suspense to engage in hunger marketing, first threw out a high-quality prequel comic "The Blood and Dream of Social Animals" to convince everyone of his sincerity, and then used a postquel comic as a random benefit to "seduce" readers to buy more lottery.

"Three Hundred and Seventy-Two Happiness"

At that time, his fans naively guessed whether this meant that the protagonist had to double the days he spent numbly before, so the year became 372 days. Some people also wonder if it was the creation that the protagonist took three hundred and seventy-two days to complete......

In short, the number "three hundred and seventy-two" is guessed by time, after all, it is relatively close to the number of days in a year.

When it was officially released, a crazy book fan bought a hundred copies in one go, and finally drew a special comic after drawing one hundred and ten times in a row, and opened the comic in anticipation without even reading it, and then almost died without breathing.

I saw that the first page was the thin protagonist holding a woman who was three times his width, without any annotation, and the moment he saw the fat woman, this crazy book fan knew the meaning of three hundred and seventy-two.

At that time, the shouts of the clerks, the curiosity of the surrounding friends, the sound of traffic on the street, all was silent, and the fan only heard one sentence: "This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?" ”

At that time, Kyosuke Hojo's Twitter fell, and fans and netizens who simply ate melons and bought books rushed in, frantically condemning him and asking him how he could bear to deceive his loyal fans so much.

In this regard, Kyosuke Hojo only sent a three-word reply-

"Is it pretty?"

Is it good-looking?

Nonsense, of course it's good-looking, how can it be just scolding on Twitter, and the address and school of Hojo-sensei's house are not unknown to anyone.

Although the heroine is really fat, the daily life of the two is called a sweet. So sweet that the heroine's face that can't see her eyes when she laughs has become extremely cute, just kidding, when it comes to daydreaming, Ying Lili is definitely professional. This comic is a collection of comics created by the power of two cartoonists, in order to harvest book fans.

The female protagonist and the male protagonist's mother-in-law are in stark contrast to the three judges that the male protagonist encountered when he rushed for the award. The misery of the award, and the support of the three hundred and seventy-two pounds of wife after marriage, sincere and sweet, is not too touching.

So the book fans scolded and watched at the same time, and they were rolling and frightened one by one. Rolling is naturally sweetened by the happy daily life of the male protagonist and his 372-pound wife.,I'm afraid that I'm afraid that my aesthetics will not be forcibly distorted by Mr. Hojo's comics.。

After all, they have already scolded the big fat pig angrily from the beginning when they saw the heroine and turned it into "Ah, so cute", what will become in the future, the book fans themselves don't know the bottom of their hearts.

So one by one, they began to leave messages to Kyosuke Hojo frantically, saying that he should immediately draw a love comic to wash everyone's eyes, the content doesn't matter, the heroine must be good-looking.

The money has already been put in his trouser pocket, how can Kyosuke Hojo care about these sand sculptures. Strictly speaking, he can be regarded as transforming society, and the neon society is mostly obese girls who are bullied at school and drop out of school to hide at home, and finally commit suicide. If someone really awakens his true hobby because of his foreign comics, so as to save an obese girl, wouldn't he have great merit?

If you think about it, his two theories since the debut of Kyosuke Hojo, "The Devotion of Suspect X" focuses on women's marriage and economic problems, and "The Dream and Death of Writer K" focuses on the psychological and emotional problems of women with imbalance in weight.

This is fully capable of participating in the election of "Friends of Women"!

It's not just Kyosuke Hojo himself who discovered this, but also those strong women who are active in all walks of life with their female identity as a selling point.,Samisaki received an interview invitation from two female parliamentarians.,Three invitations to dinner for female social activists.,But Kyosuke Hojo all turned it back.。

The reason why he Kyosuke Hojo wrote those things was not for fame at all, but simply to make money.

Back to the fan meeting next to the Kamogawa now, with the reminder of the first person, all of a sudden, other people who were also shocked by the three hundred and seventy-twenty-two catties also boiled.

"Hojo-sensei! Do you also have a confidant of 372 pounds? ”

"Absolutely not, I can attest to this, although Kyosuke's food is very, very delicious, but it is nutritionally balanced and definitely does not lead to obesity. Quietly, he has been pulling me to run and exercise since the third grade~"

Sakura Yamauchi raised his hand and generously shared the story of himself and Kyosuke. So the expressions of a group of female fans distorted, and the male fans looked at the youthful, beautiful, energetic and cute mess of Sakura Yamauchi, and then thought about the behemoth that made him feel "as long as there is love, even if it is three hundred and seventy-two pounds", and suddenly felt the darkness of society.

How dare you, this guy? How embarrassed you are! How can you bear it?

Looking at those inexplicable murderous sights, in order to avoid killing these book fans himself, Kyosuke Hojo felt the need to explain:

Although writer K has gone through so much torture and has not won an award, he finally got rid of his numb past and embarked on the road of his dream writer. In the same way, although his wife is different from ordinary people......"

"You guys still know that's not a normal person??" A boy interrupted loudly, and was immediately punched by a chubby girl standing behind him.

"Ahem, I'm not trying to tell you that the beauty of the soul is better than the beauty of the outside, but I want to tell you that everything can't go well. The protagonist's wife really loves him, and there is a mother-in-law who can help him achieve his career, isn't it already good? ”

Kyosuke Hojo spread his hands, and the fans continued to sign autographs scolding.

"Those who are unsatisfactory in life will always live in eight or nine ......," Sakura Yamauchi whispered.

Behind the queue, a group of people with various equipment came from the lower reaches of the Kamogawa River.

The hero of the sun, maybe everyone is a little unfamiliar with this name, but he can actually be regarded as an acquaintance of Kyosuke Hojo. The first one was, "This time, are you satisfied with my ruse?" 's thirty-two-tier star is him, and he didn't want to be too fast during this period of time when he became popular in an unintentional move. I received invitations to perform and program announcements, and I came to Kyoto today to record a program at the invitation of a television station.

This will see that no one cares about himself in front of the camera, and there is a long queue in front of him who doesn't know what he is doing, and the heroes under the sun are suddenly unhappy. What are you kidding, he is no longer the same person he used to be, if no one still pays attention, isn't it the popularity of Hojo Sensei! He promised to be a hero in the future, but Hojo-sensei's fans didn't agree!

Thanks to the bigwigs for their monthly passes, referral tickets and tips for their support.

(End of chapter)