Which one is the shortest?

Han Qiuyan looked at Tang Tianli coldly, such a rude guy, how could she put it in her eyes, "What if I don't drink with my son today?" ”

"Oops? It's really a long experience, I, a border soldier who defended the country and risked his life, was actually underestimated by a prostitute, it's really speechless, I have to let you have a drink today! After Tang Tianli finished speaking, his legs jumped hard, and the half-zhang high stage came up instantly!

Han Qiuyan was taken aback, the height of this table is not something that ordinary people can come up with, this guy has skills! And Qinglou's big hand saw that this guy was here to make trouble, and hurriedly surrounded him!

And the few centurions who came with Tang Tianli saw that they were going to do something, and they rushed up directly one by one, standing beside Tang Tianli, but they didn't dare to make a move, and pulled Tang Tianli's arms and clothes one by one.

"Brother Tang, this is not a place to make trouble, don't be impulsive!"

"yes, isn't it just drinking? Is it different for a few brothers to accompany you? ”

Tang Tianli was also angry, "No, it's not easy for anyone to say today, I'll let her drink!" ”

"Can't I even if I speak?" A voice came from afar.

Tang Tianli turned his head, "Who doesn't ......?" When he saw who was sitting in the distance, Tang Tianli was so frightened that he almost bit off his tongue. Kneeling on the ground, "Big ...... My lord? ”

The other five centurions saw Zhao Xuanyi and Shen Wei clearly, and instantly knelt on the stage, one by one so frightened that they didn't dare to raise their heads, why are they so unlucky today? Why are the adults here?

Zhao Xuanyi got up slowly, walked to the front of the stage, glanced at Tang Tianli, did not speak, but looked at Han Qiuyan and Sister Liu, "I'm really sorry, my subordinates got drunk today and disrupted the business, in this way, you can see how much silver you have lost, and I will compensate according to the price!" ”

When Han Qiuyan and Sister Liu heard that these people were Zhao Xuanyi's subordinates, their expressions immediately changed, "Zhao Gongzi, where are you talking about this?" There was no damage to any items, just a few words, no loss! Sister Liu said with a smile.

Zhao Xuanyi smiled and nodded, "Cheng, then I'll thank you!" Zhao Xuanyi turned his head to look at Tang Tianli and the others, "Didn't you hear people talking?" Don't apologize to others? Zhao Xuanyi shouted coldly.

Tang Tianli turned his head to look at Han Qiuyan, "Girl, I'm sorry, I drank too much and said something that shouldn't be said!" ”

Han Qiuyan also smiled, "It's okay, drunk nonsense, I won't be real!" Han Qiuyan looked at Zhao Xuanyi, and said in her heart, this is Zhao Gongzi of the civilized capital? Sure enough, it is a talent, "Zhao Gongzi, the misunderstanding has been resolved, Qiu Yan wants to accompany you for a few drinks, I don't know if you are free to come to Qiu Yan's boudoir?" ”

Zhao Xuanyi smiled politely, "I'm really sorry, I'll be busy with other things for a while, today I'm here to arrest my unsuccessful subordinates, I'll come back another day, another day!" Tang Tianli, don't get out yet! ”

Tang Tianli and a few others hurriedly got up and ran outside!

Zhao Xuanyi hugged his fists, "I'm really sorry!" I'll leave first! After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he turned around and left.

How could Han Qiuyan let go of Zhao Xuanyi so easily, and said in her heart that she didn't give me face so much, "Zhao Gongzi, please stay!" ”

Zhao Xuanyi stood still and looked back at Han Qiuyan, "Is there anything wrong with the girl?" ”

Han Qiuyan jumped off the stage, came to Zhao Xuanyi barefoot, and smiled slightly, "I have heard for a long time that Zhao Gongzi is talented and has a chapter, I don't know if I can reward Qiuyan with a poem?" Let Qiu Yan be kept as a treasure and be preserved! ”

When Zhao Xuanyi heard this, there was a look of disdain in his eyes, "The girl really wants to write the poems below?" ”

"Not bad!"

Zhao Xuanyi nodded, "It's not difficult to want the poems below, when will Miss Qiuyan beat Miss Tang Rou in Zuichun Building, I will offer it with both hands and say goodbye!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and left.

"...... this?" Han Qiuyan's whole person was angry, what does this mean? If you are better than Tang Rou, write me a poem? This is a blatant curse! Is this Zhao Xuanyi really ......?

After Zhao Xuanyi walked out of the Cuihua Pavilion, he saw Tang Tianli standing at the door with the other five people, one by one he lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, Zhao Xuanyi came to Tang Tianli and tilted his head to look at Tang Tianli.

"Okay! Tang Tianli! Now I will enjoy life, and I will come to Qinglou to be chic! Zhao Xuanyi said with a smile.

"Don't dare! The small one is to have a little drink with a few friends, just a little too much! Tang Tianli hurriedly explained.

Zhao Xuanyi looked at the rest of the people, "It's them?" I invite you to dinner every day, and I also invite you to come to the Qinglou, so that I can enter the top 1,000 every day? ”

After hearing this, Tang Tianli was so frightened that he knelt directly on the ground, "My lord, that's not the case, let's just drink some wine, nothing else!" ”

"Yes, my lord, we just drink, nothing else!" Several others said.

Zhao Xuanyi looked at Tang Tianli quietly, and shook his head with a disappointed face, "Tang Tianli, are you underestimating me too much?" How dare I lie? ”

When Tang Tianli heard that Zhao Xuanyi's tone was wrong, he was instantly afraid, "My lord, I was just confused for a while, and I didn't take anything, we just drank, and I didn't dare to collect any money, and these people work hard every day, and there are so many people missing, I will do a favor, I didn't do anything else!" ”

After Zhao Xuanyi heard this, he snorted coldly, "Brother Shen, kick the names of these five people directly out of the training list, Tang Tianli will be punished for half a year, and from tomorrow Tang Tianli will train with the soldiers, no fair person is not worthy of being my subordinate!" ”

"Yes!" Shen Wei said with a smile.

"My lord? I knew it was wrong, and I wouldn't dare anymore! "Tang Tianli begged for mercy!

Zhao Xuanyi glared at Tang Tianli, "I read that you have experienced life and death with me, and originally reserved the position of the Dark Night Qilin for you, and I want you to enter directly, doubling the salary and treatment, but it seems that you don't need it!" ”

"No, no, no, my subordinates don't dare to cheat for personal gain anymore, please give me a chance, my subordinates really don't dare!" Tang Tianli said with tears and shouting.

Seeing Tang Tianli pleading, Zhao Xuanyi's heart also softened, "Don't say that I didn't give you a chance, from tomorrow, you will be selected with all the soldiers, if you are not within a thousand, don't blame me for being ruthless!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he turned around and left.

"Thank you, thank you, your lord!" Tang Tianli knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Don't go back to the barracks yet!" Shen Wei said coldly.

"Yes, yes, I'll go back immediately!" Tang Tianli stood up and said.

"Also, don't talk about these things in this capital anymore, if the news leaks, I want your head!" Shen Wei shouted coldly.

"Yes! Subordinates know! Tang Tianli left immediately with the five centurions.

Shen Wei came to Zhao Xuanyi's side, "Young master, it is estimated that Tang Tianli is just a typical, Sun Yan and Wang Yunlong have their own acquaintances, do you want to remind me?" ”

"With Tang Tianli's example, if they still dare to play tricks on me, I will punish you!"

"Yes, I see!" Shen Wei lowered his head and said.

The two rode on their horses and were about to leave, when suddenly a man stopped the horse, the man looked at Zhao Xuanyi and smiled, "Zhao Gongzi!" ”

Zhao Xuanyi looked down, isn't this the thug of Drunken Chunlou? "Huh? What are you doing here? Looking for me? ”

The man laughed, "That...... My Tang girl said that you must be very hard in Cuihua Pavilion, please go to Zuichun Building for tea! ”

"......" Zhao Xuanyi's mind was instantly struck by lightning, his heart is really a good thing not to go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, he just went to Cuihua Pavilion once, and he was caught? If you don't explain it to Tang Rou, it is estimated that you will be in big trouble!

"Ahem, okay! Brother Shen, let's go have a cup of tea and go home later? Zhao Xuanyi looked at Shen Wei and asked.

Shen Wei laughed and almost fell off the horse, "Cheng, listen to the young master!" ”

Zhao Xuanyi came to the outside of the Zuichun Building, and after getting off the horse, Wang's mother hurriedly walked over, "Oh, isn't this Zhao Gongzi?" I heard that I have a new love recently, why do you come to our drunken spring building? ”

Zhao Xuanyi smiled, "Mother Wang, where are you talking?" I went to Cuihua Pavilion because there was something, and I didn't go to look for a girl? Do you think this is not a misunderstanding? ”

"Misunderstanding? Hum! Didn't you boys go to the Qinglou all by mistake? Mother Wang said with disdain.

Zhao Xuanyi didn't want to continue the theory with her, and hurriedly rushed into the Zuichun Building, and as soon as he came in, Zhao Xuanyi found that there seemed to be many pairs of eyes looking at him, Zhao Xuanyi said in his heart, I didn't do anything? Why is it so famous in this stormy place?

"Yo, Zhao Gongzi is here?" A man greeted Zhao Xuanyi.

"Hello!" Zhao Xuanyi didn't know this, and then there were a few people who greeted him, Zhao Xuanyi responded one by one, and said in his heart, who is this?

After going up to the third floor, he came to the door of Tang Rou's room and knocked on the door, "Sister Tang, it's me!" ”

Sequoia opened the door and saw Zhao Xuanyi, smiled slightly, pointed inside, and made an angry expression, Zhao Xuanyi nodded, walked directly into the room, and closed the door.

Seeing Tang Rou with his back to him, Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly ran over, "Sister Tang, I'm here!" ”

Tang Rou saw Zhao Xuanyi and glared at Zhao Xuanyi, "Zhao Gongzi, is this done in the Cuihua Pavilion?" ”

Zhao Xuanyi sighed and sat on the stool, "I knew you were angry because of this matter!" ”

"Did I let you sit?" Tang Rou shouted.

Frightened, Zhao Xuanyi stood up with a spirit: "No! Do you listen to me? I went to the Cuihua Pavilion, there are some unspeakable secrets between them, I really went to deal with things in the past! I scolded them in front of the Emerald Flower Pavilion just now, I don't believe you can inquire! ”

Tang Roucai didn't believe these "Is Han Qiuyan's dance good-looking?" ”

"Good...... What are you looking at? It's the same as not having bones, it's not as good-looking as Sister Tang! After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he took Tang Rou's hand.

Tang Rou shook it off, then grabbed Zhao Xuanyi's ear, pulled it to his mouth hard, and was about to speak, when he suddenly remembered something, "Sequoia, stand down, you don't have to wait here!" Tang Rou shouted to the door.

"Yes!" A figure outside the door left.

When Zhao Xuanyi saw this scene, his eyes were very complicated!

Tang Rou pulled Zhao Xuanyi's ear to her mouth, "Zhao Gongzi, so Yaxing!" How? Can't walk when you see other little girls? What do you think of me? Got your hands on it and started looking for the next one? ”

"It hurts, Sister Tang, how dare I?" Zhao Xuanyi took Tang Rou's hand down and squatted on Tang Rou's lap, "Why do you think of me so much?" If I really liked that dancing, I could have come out so quickly? It's really time to run errands! ”

"I don't believe it!" Tang Rou pouted and said.

Zhao Xuanyi smiled, stood up and kissed Tang Rou on the lips, "I swear to you, if you catch me in the future, I have something to do with that swallow, will you kill me directly?" I'm really not going to see the girl, you and I find time to watch, how can I have time to see others? Don't be angry! ”

Tang Rou glared at Zhao Xuanyi and stopped talking, Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly stood up and looked at the chopsticks on the table, Zhao Xuanyi thought for a while, "In this way, can I make a trick for you?" ”

Zhao Xuanyi took three chopsticks, broke two of them, and then held the three chopsticks with both hands and covered the tail end, "Come, can you guess which one is the shortest?" You guessed it, I'm giving you a gift! ”

Tang Rou looked at the three chopsticks in Zhao Xuanyi's hand, smiled coldly, suddenly stretched out his jade hand, came to Zhao Xuanyi's crotch and grabbed it, "This one is the shortest!" ”

"......" Zhao Xuanyi's face was instantly difficult to see, and he threw away the chopsticks, "You are a bit excessive!" Don't play anymore! Zhao Xuanyi shook off Tang Rou's hand and said angrily.

Seeing Zhao Xuanyi so angry, Tang Rou smiled happily, this question is a fatal problem for every man, "Okay, I'm not interesting here, let's go to Cuihua Pavilion to play!" ”

"How do you ......?" Zhao Xuan picked up Tang Rou angrily, and then walked to the bed behind the screen.

"What do you do? Let me go! Whining? The rest of Tang Rou's words were covered up by Zhao Xuanyi's kiss! The two were lying on the bed, and after a fierce kiss, Zhao Xuanyi let go of Tang Rou.

"Apologize to me!"

"Why?" Tang Rou tidied up her messy hair and asked.

"You wronged me, I didn't do anything! You say I'm going to find a girl! ”

"Humph! Don't go after you have the ability, I will believe you! ”

Zhao Xuanyi pinched Tang Rou's chin, "You heard that I went to other Qinglou in the future, you can do whatever you want!" ”

Tang Rou's eyes rolled, "Cut it!" Tang Rou pointed to Zhao Xuanyi's crotch and said.

"Huh? Why don't we get another one? Zhao Xuanyi asked with a smile.

Tang Rou narrowed her eyes, "Don't you want to drink milk in the future?" ”

"I think Arou is very right, I will go to other Qinglou in the future, you cut it directly, I agree!" Zhao Xuanyi said very seriously.

[Poof! Tang Rou smiled and threw herself into Zhao Xuanyi's arms, Zhao Xuanyi dared to say this kind of thing, it should be no problem!