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The carriage kept walking down the street, and suddenly several men in gray robes came to the carriage and stopped it
"My lord, something is wrong!" Bigu stepped out of the carriage and looked at the people, frowning slightly
"Why are you so flustered!"
"My lord, there are people making trouble in the hall, causing all the immortals to make a fuss, shouting that we are liars, and now there is a rebellion inside, go and take a look!" Bi Gu's face sank
"Is there such a thing? Fast! Check it out! โ
"Yes!" With a flick of the whip, the carriage galloped quickly, and several people wearing Taoist robes followed behind, and soon came to a Taoist temple in the city, Zhao Xuanyi got out of the carriage, looked up, and saw that there were three big characters on the gate, Tianxian Guan, hey, this name is too lazy to change, and it is copied directly!
As soon as he entered the hall, he heard a chaotic noise inside, Zhao Xuanyi covered his ears, and said in his heart, which old lady is this?
The voice is so high-pitched? After Bi Gu walked into the hall, he saw dozens of men and women in white robes shouting to each other with several men in Taoist robes.
Bigu immediately ordered
"Quick, pull them away!"
"Yes!" A dozen people rushed over and forcibly pulled them away! A Taoist priest saw Bi Gu coming and hurriedly walked over
"Your Excellency, you're here!"
"What's going on? I've only been gone for a few days, how did it get like this? Bigu asked angrily.
"My lord, it's none of my business! This group of people said that they had been cultivating with us for three months, but they didn't know any immortal methods, saying that we were liars, commanding to defraud them of their money, and they couldn't say anything, so I couldn't do anything! The Taoist priest said helplessly.
When Bi Gu heard this, his face also showed a look of anxiety, and he hurriedly appeased this group of immortal disciples who came to cultivate
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, and listen to me!" When everyone saw Bigu, they stopped making noise and began to shout loudly
"Give us all our money, you crooks!" Bi Gu laughed in his heart, the money is in my hands, do you still want to take it?
You dream!
"Everyone, don't be impatient, please be patient, we are all people who cultivate immortals, talking about these yellow and white things, isn't it breaking the precept of greed, so that the heart is not pure, how to cultivate immortals?"
"Fart! You say that as long as we concentrate on cultivation, we will definitely be able to become immortals, but here we eat three vegetarian meals a day, and we have no change at all, and we have no immortal energy, you are clearly deceiving people! โ
"That's right, you're lying to us and giving us back our money!" Bi Gu saw that this scene was too difficult to control, and hurriedly appeased him again
"Calm down, calm down, everyone!"
"Calm down, uncle!" A man with an incense burner smashed directly at Bigu. ใBell!ใ As soon as he heard a metallic sound, Bi Gu was smashed into a square, Bi Gu fell to the ground in an instant, and the scene became chaotic in an instant, Bi Gu's subordinates took out weapons to kill, and this group of deceived immortals picked up the tables, chairs and benches to fight!
Zhao Xuanyi really couldn't see it, this special move, this group of immortals must be dead, so he shouted
"Stop!" After speaking, the meteor strode towards the immortals! Bi Gu grabbed Zhao Xuanyi
"Zhao Ming, what are you going to do?" Bi Gu said in his heart, I finally opened the Taoist temple, don't destroy it for me!
"My lord, this group of ignorant people is too much, let me teach them a lesson!" Zhao Xuanyi shook off Bi Gu's hand and walked forward!
"Ouch, huh?" Bi Gu didn't catch any of them, so Zhao Xuanyi rushed in.
"That's enough!" Zhao Xuanyi stood on the chair and shouted loudly, and when everyone saw someone shouting, they all stopped fighting, and dozens of pairs of eyes all looked at Zhao Xuanyi.
Zhao Xuanyi waited for this group of immortals
"A group of stupid people who still want to be on the immortal list? It's a dream! Do you know what an immortal is? Seeing all the sufferings in the world, tasting the sinisters of the world, having a heart of fraternity, and being willing to purify all sentient beings, this is the immortal! Zhao Xuanyi jumped out of his chair and pointed at the group of immortals
"Look at it, look at your ugly faces, open your mouths of silver, close your mouths of silver, you can't practice yourself, blame all the blame on others, small belly, full of interests, are you immortal cultivators?" Bi Gu stood up with the support of his subordinates, and said in his heart, this kid can really fool, this mouth is really powerful!
A few words shook them all.
"What is an Immortal Cultivator? Dining and sleeping in the open air, unlimited piety, look at my family! Zhao Xuanyi pulled Bi Gu over
"My family has been practicing for decades, and he is not a mortal yet? Why? Just because he wants to purify you and make you immortals, he is concerned about everything in his heart every day, so he can't soar! โ
"Someone who has spent his whole life without a way out, and you have such a good opportunity, but you want to climb to the sky in one step? Just three months like a feather into an immortal? Idiot! I'm embarrassed to tell you, do any of you really want to cultivate? It's not like I'm thinking about becoming an immortal right away! โ
"After becoming an immortal, step on auspicious clouds and travel the Three Realms! Don't be bound by the world, think about immortality every day, and turn stones into gold! You only want to get the benefits of immortals, but you don't want to bear the hardships you need to bear before becoming immortals, as if you are worshipping too much now! โ
"He has blessed you and you will continue to worship him, but today you find that you have not gained any benefit from worshipping him, so you simply say that he is a liar and cheats you out of your money, which is really disgusting, are you worshipping God? You're just trading! โ
"Taishang Laojun will worship if he helps you, and if he doesn't help you, you will go and worship others, change to a Buddha, worship Guanyin, worship Bodhi, etc.! Are any of you sincere cultivators? Zhao Xuanyi pointed at a group of immortals and scolded loudly, and Zhao Xuanyi's words seemed to tear off their disguised masks, and this group of people lowered their heads one by one, not daring to say a word!
These words were not only these group of immortals, but even the people in the Taoist temple nodded again and again when they heard this
"My lord, where did you get this baby?" Bi Gu glared and waved his hand, signaling the Taoist priest not to talk nonsense!
"If you want me to say, just you secular laymen, don't use your filthy heart in this hall to make this pure land, none of them have any piety, it simply makes the gods and Buddhas cry and makes the immortals sad!" Zhao Xuanyi continued to roar.
Bi Gu hurriedly stopped Zhao Xuanyi, and seeing that he was hoarse and his muscles were bursting out, Bi Gu hurriedly spoke
"Brother, brother, don't be angry, this group of people is a group of worldly people, and they don't have a Dao heart yet, how can they talk about immortal bones?"
"No, sir. This group of people is not worthy of our help in their cultivation, a group of dull people, why bother! Zhao Xuanyi said with sincerity on his face.
"Brother, what you said is not right!" Bigu shouted
"Although they are dull, but they also prove that they are inherently simple and kind, we are the messengers of the mortal world under the sign of immortals, how can we give up this group of simple-minded people? It's better than teaching those smart people who are cheating and tricky, and have bad stomachs, right? As soon as this group of immortals heard Bi Gu's words, they were so moved that they couldn't do it, and some even had red eyes, and they were about to cry, and then everyone knelt down one by one
"Please master continue to teach us to cultivate, we are wrong, we should not question Immortal Venerable!" Dozens of people knelt down and begged bitterly, as if they really saw through the hard work of the Taoist temple!
Bigu hurriedly helped everyone up with a face full of charity
"Don't worry, everyone, the road of cultivating immortals is hard, I have been cultivating for many years, so I naturally understand, I don't blame you, I can only blame us for not explaining it to you at the beginning! You don't have to be like this, you all go and take a rest, and in the afternoon, everyone will continue to cultivate, and I hope that Immortal Venerable can come down to earth as soon as possible to save us! "[Heavenly immortals are like me, break away from the world, ascend the immortal list early, and travel to the Three Realms! ]
Everyone shouted the slogan of the Heavenly Immortal Sect together! Zhao Xuanyi stood aside, quietly looking at this group of deceived people, although it is impossible to tell them that they have been deceived now, but at least their lives have been saved, and the rest will be talked about later!
When this farce was over, all the immortals went back to cultivate, Bi Gu asked people to bandage the wound on their foreheads, looked at Zhao Xuanyi who was standing in front of him, and smiled
"Zhao Ming, I didn't see it, you still have immortal bones!" Zhao Xuanyi smiled
"My lord is overrated, how can I have any fairy bones? It's just that this group of people is too rampant, and I'm really a little angry! Bigu smiled and nodded
"I can't help it! There are too many foolish people in this world, so we people with great wisdom are needed to help them survive the disaster! โ
"Yes! Your Excellency is right! Bi Gu looked at Zhao Xuanyi seriously
"I didn't believe you when you said that you were overkill in the Golden Palace, but today I believe it, if you stay there, it will be really condescending!"
"Adults have won prizes!"
"In this way, starting tomorrow, you will be by my side, and we will explain to other Taoist temples and all unknown immortals, so that they can know that it is not easy for us to cultivate immortals, as well as the tribulations we have encountered along the way!" Zhao Xuanyi nodded in agreement
"It's all up to you!" In this way, Zhao Xuanyi changed because of his meritorious service in saving the scene this time, and became an immortal disciple of the Tianxian Sect who turned to the True Sect, and his outfit also changed, he used to wear a long robe, but now he has changed and started to wear Taoist robes, Zhao Xuanyi is funny in his heart, I don't even have a master, so I became a Taoist priest!
Acting has to play a full set, Bi Gu also prepared a handful of dust for Zhao Xuanyi, not to mention, Zhao Xuanyi looks handsome, this is changed into a Taoist robe, and he shakes the dust at will, and he really has the appearance of a fairy boy.
Bi Gu was very satisfied when he saw Zhao Xuanyi
"From today onwards, your Dao name will be Qingyun!"
"Hey, that's what you say!" Zhao Xuan said in his heart, now it's okay, the name has changed again, it's called Qingyun, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to remember these names, don't be in the special gang that day!
From then on, under Bi Gu's arrangement, Zhao Xuanyi began to wander in every Taoist temple under the banner of the Heavenly Immortal Sect as a fairy child of the Heavenly Immortal Sect, and began to answer questions and solve doubts for all those who were deceived.
"Qingyun, the first Taoist temple today is the Immeasurable Temple, there are about fifty people in it, you can look at it yourself and say it when the time comes!" Bigu said.
"Yes!" Zhao Xuanyi nodded in agreement, and after coming to the Immeasurable Temple, looking at the group of people below who shot through the white robes, Zhao Xuanyi began to talk nonsense
"Everyone, the so-called humanity is insignificant, the countryside is vast, good and evil are there, and gods and demons are in ...... hearts!" Zhao Xuanyi held the dust in his hand, stood on the stage and talked nonsense, and the following listened attentively, and from time to time someone raised some questions, Zhao Xuanyi answered them one by one!
"Qingyun Zhenren, when will we be able to cultivate to become immortals?" Zhao Xuanyi pinched his fingers
"This immortal, there is an ancient saying, if you want to be fast, you can't answer this question, after all, the road of cultivating immortals will experience all things in the world, experience ups and downs, and it depends on whether you have fairy bones and spiritual roots, which has many external factors, some people are shallow but young people, some people are full of scriptures but gray hair, life is up to themselves, immortals are determined by heaven!"
"Qingyun Zhenren, may I not have immortal bones?" Zhao Xuanyi laughed
"This immortal disciple, if you don't have immortal bones, then why should our Heavenly Immortal Sect accept you? Could it be that you think that our Heavenly Immortal Sect has time to recruit some ordinary people to waste time? You can't help but underestimate our Heavenly Immortal Sect too much! โ
"Qingyun Zhenren, may I ask what we can do after we become immortals?"