Volume 1 Disputes and Troubled Times Chapter 17 If you want to be this Jade Rabbit, this Chang'e is not uncommon
But in the end, the old dog was a little disappointed, before dark, Anton General Wei Zhonghui never came back, Wang Rong was relieved to take care of the injury, the scar on his back had begun to scab, Meng Song, the little brother, very carefully found a whole piece of soft felt and put it behind him. You know, it's very difficult to find a whole piece of felt in such a large and messy camp.
Wang Rong looked at Meng Song curiously and asked: "I know that you are from the Montessori family, and you have been provided with brocade clothes and jade food since you were a child, I didn't expect you to be able to endure a lot, such a good piece of felt, you won't steal it from, right?" ”
Meng Song listened to Wang Rong's words, and his face was suddenly full of shame, he had never done such a shameful thing in his life, but he was coerced, yes, it was coercion.
Wang Rong didn't come to Meng Song's reply, so he didn't say anything, he was tired after a busy day, and soon fell asleep on the felt. In the confusion, Wang Rong could feel that someone was fiddling with his wounds, and his nerves during this period of military career made his nerves very sensitive, and he instinctively grabbed the hand that was fiddling with him, and his hand was cold, followed by a scream, and then he felt the heat on his face.
"Ahem! Ahem! The old wolf coughed violently as if it had chicken feathers in its throat.
"Haha!" This is the old dog's ill-intentioned laughter, and it is always so gradual.
"What's the length..." This was Meng Song's voice, because of Zhang Pu's glaring gaze, he only called out these two words.
The tower and sledgehammer were very calm, they didn't care much about the things on the side, only about the food in front of them.
Wang Rong opened his eyes and saw such a picture, oh, and the beater Zhang Pu, she is now smiling and blushing like a tomato, by the way, there are no tomatoes from the other side of the ocean in this era, and these people don't know each other.
Wang Rong didn't care about the pain on his face, which was much lighter than the injury on his right rib. He looked at the tower and said, "Where did you get the meat, quick, give me a piece, I'm dying of hunger." ”
Indeed, even if Zhang Pu had not fiddled with his wounds, he would have woken up hungry. The tower got up, fished out a large piece of meat from the pot on the bonfire rack, and brought it to Wang Rong with soup and water and a helmet.
Wang Rong took it, there were no chopsticks, he directly grabbed the meat piece out with his hand, and tore off a large piece of meat with his teeth, some firewood, but for the hungry Wang Rong, you just put the donkey meat in his mouth, and it is also about the same taste, one word, fragrant!
Zhang Pu saw Wang Rong's eating appearance, and his face was disgusted: "You are really a starving ghost reincarnated, and besides, eating such oily food will hinder your injury from healing." ”
Wang Rong said indifferently: "I'm dying of hunger, how can I get so much, hey?" Isn't that right? It should be dark now, why are you still here? Wang Rong looked outside, he slept for a long time, from dawn to dark.
Zhang Pu said with an unnatural expression: "I'll take a look at your injuries?" The main thing is that I am afraid that you will die quietly and affect our trading. ”
Wang Rong listened with a puzzled face: "Transaction, I don't feel that this is a transaction, is this a robbery, okay, I bothered to make hemostasis, you will take half of it at once, are you embarrassed?" ”
After saying this, Wang Rong realized why the tent was so crowded, and then he saw a scene that shocked him: in the small tent, as far as the eye could see, there were already piles of medicinal materials that Wang Rong was very familiar with, including four big bags of grass black, six big bags of five ginseng, and many pu flowers.
Wang Rong looked at Zhang Pu with a face that was indescribable: "Miss, do you treat me as a jade rabbit, or the kind that struggles to make medicine." Now I'm just a soldier, and all my time is spent on fighting. ”
"Hey, you're still arrogant, let you be a jade rabbit, are you as white as a jade rabbit, black doesn't slip away. You're a medicine maker at best. Besides, with your injury, you still want to go to war? You're sending the enemy's head away. Zhang Pu looked disdainful, and pressed the wound on Wang Rong's right rib with his finger as he spoke.
"Shhh - "It hurts, Wang Rong cried out in pain, "What are you doing? Murder?! He glared fiercely at Zhang Pu, who was stubborn and disdainful in front of him, if it weren't for the injury, he would have massaged this little lady who touched the tiger's ass and tried it crazily.
"Well, what's long, can I interject?" Meng Song's weak business sounded inside the tent.
Wang Rong glanced at him, his eyes returned to Zhang Pu's body, and said angrily: "If you have something to say, just say it!" ”
"Well, chief, just now General Anton sent an order, saying: Since we have a serious shortage of money, and most of our personnel are wounded, let us enter the wounded barracks and protect while recuperating from the wounded." Meng Song told Wang Rong about the order he had received in the afternoon.
Wang Rong is really, his mood is very complicated, he didn't expect that such a small chief as himself could get a separate order from the big tent of the Chinese army, which can be said to be the only one in the entire Anton Army.
Wang Rong looked at Zhang Pu, who had an arrogant expression, sighed, and asked, "Your masterpiece?" I didn't expect you to have so much energy. ”
Zhang Pu said proudly: "There are more things you didn't expect." But this matter is not only me, but also Meng Song's credit. ”
Meng Song listened to Zhang Pu's performance to Wang Rong, his head was full of black lines, and the crows above his head were singing and flying, and the white hair on his back was sweating like rain.
Wang Rong did not blame Meng Song, not to mention that now, even after two thousand years, the children of this kind of relationship are promoted faster and easier than others in the army. The most typical is Zhang Dashuai, the patrol envoy of the three eastern provinces, known as the "King of the Northeast", in order to pave the way for Zhang Xiaoshuai, he will rush to the lecture hall to study, and then put him into his army to hold important positions.
The words were a little far away, Wang Rong looked at Zhang Pu, and said angrily: "But I am a wounded, and the reputation of the wounded is not good." Besides, we still have to guard the wounded barracks, so we don't have time. ”
Zhang Pu had already prepared, but she was fully prepared this time, and she was not afraid that Wang Rong would not give in: "You don't have to worry about this, the wounded barracks don't need so many guards, as long as the two big men outside." After speaking, she also pointed to the iron tower and sledgehammer that were gobbling outside, and the two fools smiled at Wang Rong and the others, and the soup at the corners of her mouth dripped on the placket.
Wang Rong turned his head with black lines on his head, he really didn't want to pay attention to these two fools, they were really just useful on the battlefield and useless in life. Then he heard Zhang Pu continue: "As for the work of pounding medicine, I will definitely not let you do it, you just want to be this jade rabbit, and this Chang'e is not uncommon, Ah Song, you come, whatever Wang Rong says, you will do it." You can't go up to the battlefield, there are two heroes on the side of the wounded barracks, and you are not bad for this chick, this job can only be done by you, and I don't worry about others. ”
Meng Song expressed strong dissatisfaction and opposition to Zhang Pu for saying that he was a chick, and strongly asked Zhang Pu to change an adjective, but Zhang Pu made it clear that the opposition was invalid! Void! Void! Yes, say the important thing three times.
In the Dayong army, it has its own set of buzzwords, and chicks are one of them, most of which are used by veterans to laugh at recruits, saying that recruits are cute, new and rookies, and they will be strained on the battlefield.
Wang Rong was not interested in the bickering between the two, but for Zhang Pu, he was really convinced, not that our army was too incompetent, but that the enemy army was too well prepared. Wang Rong looked at Zhang Pu and said, "Okay, I promise you, I will give you half of the medicinal powder I made, truthfully." ”
Zhang Pu listened to Wang Rong's words, looked victorious little arrogant, and said happily: "Okay, that's it, there's nothing to do, I'll go back, do it well!" Keep it up! Take care of your injuries! After speaking, he jumped and jumped out of the tent, only at this time, Wang Rong felt that she was a girl, and what appeared just now was probably Zhang Pu's second personality, a female boss in the business world.
Wang Rong looked at Meng Song, who looked uneasy, and smiled: "What's wrong?" It's just recuperating from injuries and adding medicine, how can it be like a sentence? ”
Meng Song saw that Wang Rong's face was not abnormal, there was no shame, no anger, calmly, and asked, "Shi Chang, aren't you angry?" ”
Wang Rong listened to Meng Song's words and was very surprised: "Angry? What are you angry about? ”
"It's my own decision to find General Wei." Meng Song looked uneasy.
Wang Rong comforted as usual: "This is not a bad thing, why should I be angry?" It's good for me to be able to recover from my injuries. ”
"Then don't you think it's a delay in going to the battlefield to earn military merits?" After listening to Meng Song's words, Wang Rong realized that he was actually worried about this.
"You, remember one sentence, sharpening knives is not wrong for woodcutters, I know my own body, although this time the injury looks much smaller than the last time, but this time the wound is bigger and the injury is more serious. In such a short period of time, it is not a good thing for me to be injured so seriously twice in a row, so I listened to Dr. Xiao Zhang's words so much, stayed to recuperate, and made medicine by the way. Wang Rong's words made Meng Song understand, and he saw that his face was sad and happy.
"That's good, that's good, it's not in vain that the tower and the sledgehammer ate the meat brought by so many female devils." Meng Song's words made Wang Rong look ashamed, and he was annoyed that there was such a meaty thing.
"By the way, what about the old wolf, the old dog and the leopard?" The three beasts are now gone, this is the rhythm of not taking Shi Chang as an officer.
"Oh, they, the leopard is no longer in us, he was picked up by General Wei and entered the middle division Xiaoqi, the old wolf and the old dog went to the baggage camp to scavenge for food or something." Meng Song took out the whetstone, his knife had been used several times today, and a few places had been slightly dulled.
Wang Rong looked at him in surprise: "Sharpening the knife in the middle of the night, did you not wake up or did you have a fever and a fever?" ”
Meng Song stopped his movements, thought about it carefully, and also felt a little inappropriate, the sound of sharpening knives was very loud in such a quiet night, what if it disturbed others, this is the military camp, the gathering place of male hormones, if the camp is bombed, it will be miserable.
What is a "bombing camp"? The bombing of the camp, also known as "startling the camp" and "camp roaring", refers to a rare abnormal behavior in which all the soldiers act blindly when the encamped army does not receive any orders at night.
When the bombing of the camp occurs in the army, most of the soldiers are on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and all of them fall into madness, followed by cannibalistic dementia behavior.
This is not a joke, there are too many cases of camping in the history books, and the absurdity of them makes people laugh and think deeply.
In the twelfth year of Emperor Shun of Mengyuan, in order to encircle and suppress Liu Futong, the leader of the Red Turban Army, who was getting stronger and stronger, Mengyuan successively mobilized hundreds of thousands of troops.
In May of that year, another Mengyuan army led the 300,000 troops led by Timur to enter Shahe, echoing Kuanchege, who was stationed in Bozhou.
Although Timur's army was large and large, the shadow of Gongbuban's beheading at Shahe always hung over his head, and the army was still terrified and insecure.
His panicked mood directly affected the mood of the soldiers, and the mood of the whole army was on the verge of collapse. In such an atmosphere, the Mengyuan army was stationed for a while.
One day, at nightfall, the army that had been in a tense and panicked atmosphere suddenly became noisy and bombed the camp! And as soon as it was out of control, the sudden night terrors in the army instantly made the camp like a fryer.
At first, Timur thought that Liu Futong was coming to carry out a night attack again, and he was so frightened that he trembled, and he didn't have time to think about controlling the situation.
The left and right generals couldn't stop Timur, who fell into fear and madness, and could only watch the coach escape.
In this way, the 300,000-strong army collapsed without a fight, and the keen Liu Futong immediately launched an attack on the chaotic Yuan army according to the report of the scouts, and seized a large number of military equipment, gold, silver, cloth, and grain and grass.
And it was later found that the reason for the camping was only because a soldier slept and shouted in a dream that the Red Turban Army was coming, and because of a dream, the 300,000 army was wiped out, which is really a profound irony.
Wang Rong was really afraid that Meng Song would be like that soldier and destroy a large army by himself, which would not be good.