Newlywed scare gift!
The faces of the two people were red and embarrassed, Tang Tianli saw it, and hurriedly kicked Sun Yan, Sun Yan hurriedly turned around and ran towards the house!
Li Hanrui smiled, "It turned out to be Mother Wang, I haven't seen you for a long time, ...... are you today?" ”
"Hey, didn't I hear that General Zhao married a wife, and it was also the top brand of our Zuichun Lou that year, so we came over to send blessings!" Mother Wang said with a sneer!
Shen Wei and Li Hanrui's faces became very cold, what are you going to send blessings? This is clearly here to find trouble! Whose family's big day let you Qinglou women come to send blessings?
Sun Yan hurriedly came to Tang Rou's cross-courtyard, and as soon as he came to the door, he was stopped by Xiao Xing and Harkney, "Oh, hey, what? It's a new house, how can you stinky men break in? ”
"Fuck off, there's something wrong! Don't make a fuss! Sun Yan didn't care about that, pushed the two girls away, rushed directly into the room, and when he came in, he saw Zhao Xuanyi and Chen Xue chatting with Tang Rou!
Zhao Xuanyi saw Sun Yan coming in, and his face was impatient, he knew that something had happened again, and he would not be so calm every time he got married! got up and came to Sun Yan's side, "What's wrong?" ”
Sun Yan said a few words in Zhao Xuanyi's ear, and after Zhao Xuanyi heard it, he frowned slightly! "Miss Xue'er, you accompany Sister Tang to take a rest, and I'll go to the front to entertain the guests!"
"Good!" Chen Xue nodded!
Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly walked out of the courtyard, and then walked quickly to the front yard, after leaving the mansion gate, he saw that the outside had become a surroundment, and hundreds of unicorn guards surrounded dozens of girls dressed in cool clothes, and most of these people were acquaintances, Zhao Xuanyi saw Mother Wang at a glance!
When Wang's mother saw Zhao Xuanyi, she immediately laughed, "Oh, the groom is here!" My General Zhao, my mother has a few words to say to you today! Mother Wang grabbed Zhao Xuanyi's hand, "You said that you and the girl met in my Zuichun Building, and now they are married, but they didn't even give me a letter, shouldn't they?" ”
Mother Wang's words made the people around the people who watched the excitement hear, and everyone began to point fingers, and the unbearable words came one by one, indeed, a dignified general, marrying a prostitute, this is really not good!
But who is Zhao Xuanyi? Why do you care? With a smile on his face, he hugged Wang's mother's arm, "Oh, I made a mistake in my busyness, and I was careless!" Brother Shen, you too, how can you forget such an important thing? ”
"Young master, I'm too busy, what a negligence!" Shen Wei said with a smile.
"Mother Wang, don't take care of it, you're too busy!" Zhao Xuanyi said with a smile.
Mother Wang looked at it, and said in her heart, Zhao Xuanyi, you can do it! This is all generously admitted? You're thicker than I am! "I'm here to send you blessings today, come, girls, bring our gifts!"
"Yes!" A group of girls walked out with a plaque covered with a red cloth!
Zhao Xuanyi looked at it, frowned, and said in his heart, what is this? In the dark, there is a bad feeling!
A girl grabs a red cloth. Forcefully removed it, only to see seven large characters written on the plaque
The red plaque, seven golden characters, looks brilliant, momentum like a rainbow, but these words make people really unbearable, this face is like fire burning, like charcoal roasting! What is this to send blessings? It's clear that you're here to scold!
And when the other people saw it, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, this is much more ruthless than scolding, and it is simply unbearable to use such an elegant way!
Zhao Xuanyi's eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and his face was angry, but he still had to pretend to smile, but this smile became very incongruous! Zhao Xuanyi looked at Shen Wei and immediately conveyed the simplest words to Shen Wei in sign language, and after Shen Wei saw it, he immediately smiled!
"Thank you, Mother Wang, you have done a really good job with this plaque, I like it very much! Brother Shen, take it! Zhao Xuanyi said with a smile.
"Yes!" Shen Wei walked up to a few girls and smiled slightly, "Thank you, thank you!" After Shen Wei finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and carefully stroked the plaque, "Oh, this gold paint is good?" ”
Mother Wang was very surprised when she saw it, and said in her heart, your face is really big enough, can you bear it? "Of course, this is the girl we married in Drunken Spring Building, this is coated with real gold, ...... we?"
Before Wang's mother finished speaking, she only heard two loud noises, and the two words on the plaque were broken by Shen Wei, and as soon as they fell to the ground, they were stepped on by Shen Wei with a crisp sound, and the two words were instantly trampled!
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Mother Wang shouted loudly!
"Oops...... I'm really sorry, I'm careless, you see this? Your words are not strong! Shen Wei said with a complaining face.
At this time, everyone looked at the plaque and laughed, and Wang's mother also felt that something was wrong, and when she turned her head, she saw that there were only five words left on the plaque
"Good, safe years, safe years! Quick, get this blessed plaque inside! Li Hanrui immediately shouted.
"Yes!" Shen Wei hugged the plaque in his arms, and then walked directly into the mansion!
"Hey...... You? "Mother Wang was just about to speak, but Shen Wei had already run away!
Zhao Xuanyi walked over with a smile, "Mother Wang, you see that today is a big day for me and Tang Rou, you take the girls in and have a glass of wine!" My subordinates and I will treat you well! ”
As soon as Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, hundreds of people instantly surrounded Mother Wang and this group of girls, staring at this group of girls one by one, their eyes showed the gaze of hungry wolves, so frightened that these girls couldn't help but hold on to their clothes one by one, looking at the eyes of this group of men, how did they feel as if they were going to pounce and tear their clothes?
Mother Wang was also frightened by this strong sense of oppression, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "No, there are still many things in Zuichun Building, so I won't bother and say goodbye!" After saying that, under the gaze of hundreds of Qilin Guards, he left with dozens of girls!
"Hahaha......!" Hundreds of people burst into laughter, but this laughter frightened the group of girls into speeding up their pace, for fear that they would be swallowed alive by this group of people in a slow step!
"Brother-in-law, it's not good!" Li Hanrui said.
"East Factory?" Wang Heming asked.
"It shouldn't be! Dongchang still dares to provoke me now? Zhao Xuanyi asked.
"Whoever it is, it must be unkind! Be careful yourself! Li Hanrui said.
"Yes!" Zhao Xuanyi nodded and said.
Everyone walked into the mansion, more than 100 tables of banquets were all set down, and more than 1,000 Qilin guards sat down one after another, starting the happiest time, everyone drank and punched, and shouted blessings!
And Zhao Xuanyi kept starting to toast in front of each table, originally wanted to find Tang Rou, but seeing this group of rough people, Zhao Xuanyi said goodbye to scaring my child, so he didn't look for Tang Rou to come out.
was toasting here, I saw Shen Wei come to Zhao Xuanyi's side again, and said a few words in Zhao Xuanyi's ear, after Zhao Xuanyi heard it, his brows tightened, "Let's go, go and see!" ”
And Li Hanrui and Wang Heming didn't go to the table at all, so they were afraid that something would happen, so they stayed by Zhao Xuanyi's side, and when they saw that Zhao Xuanyi's face was wrong, they all turned around and followed out of the front yard, and when the thousands of Qilin guards saw that the general ran out again, they knew that something was wrong!
Today is a big day in the heart, who is this? Are you all looking for trouble? Looking for practice, right? More than 1,000 Qilinwei put down their wine glasses, rolled up their arms and sleeves one by one and came to the street.
After Zhao Xuanyi came to the door of the mansion, he was immediately frightened by the things in front of him, and saw a few people standing at the door, which was what Zhao Xuanyi hated the most, led by a man in a white robe, holding a folding fan in his hand, with a handsome smile on his face!
This person is none other than Zhao Xuanyi's nemesis, Liang Yun! And next to Liang Yun, there is a very strange thing, that is, a large silver nugget that is one meter square and boxy!
This piece of silver is specially treated at a glance, boxy, smooth as a mirror, eight corners and sharp corners, it looks like it was cut out with a cutting machine, through the radiation of the sun, the light is dazzling, and it looks very brilliant!
Zhao Xuanyi frowned, what did Liang Yun do? Who's going to make trouble? I don't put up with you once or twice, you can stop a little, the tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat?
"Hey, isn't this today's groom, General Zhao?" Liang Yun put the fan away and smiled slightly!
"Liang Gongzi! Are you here to bless me? Zhao Xuanyi asked with a smile!
"Yes, I heard that General Zhao married a beautiful wife and concubine again today, so I specially asked someone to prepare a big gift for General Zhao! Did you see this silver ingot? That's five thousand taels in total! Sterling silver! This is my congratulatory gift! Liang Yun said with a smile.
"Five thousand taels ......?" Hearing this number, everyone was surprised to be born, but I didn't expect this guy to be so generous! One shot is five thousand taels! It's not bad for money!
Zhao Xuanyi smiled slightly: "Thank you, Gongzi Liang!" You are really my bosom friend, Brother Shen, come, take the congratulatory gift sent by Liang Gongzi! ”
"Yes! Come on, take this congratulatory gift in, thank you Liang Gongzi! Shen Wei said with a smile.
"Slow!" Liang Yun shouted, opened the fan, and stopped all the people in the future, and then looked at Zhao Xuanyi with a smile, "General Zhao, let's have to speak first!" I'm here to give a gift, but you have to take this gift away! ”
Zhao Xuan said in his heart, it turned out that he was waiting for me here? "That'...... What does Liang Gongzi mean? ”
"It is said that General Zhao is martial arts, and all of them are fine! Wen can put pen to peace in the world, and Wu can go to the horse to determine the world! So I want to see it today, it's also very simple, and it's not strange to have many people! As long as General Zhao picks up this square silver ingot and walks into the mansion, I will give you this congratulatory gift! ”
"Of course, if General Zhao can't pick it up...... Then I will live up to my hard work, and I will bring back the congratulatory gift, and you will drink this cup of wine! Liang Yun said arrogantly.
Zhao Xuanyi's heart sank, these five thousand taels of silver are five hundred catties! Not to mention ancient times, even modern times, few people can pick it up! It's about twenty steps from the entrance of the house, and no one can move twenty steps!
Besides, this is not the most difficult, this square silver ingot was polished by him to six sides as smooth as a mirror, and the eight corners are as sharp as a knife, and he can't grasp it, and he can't hold it well, not only can't he pick it up, but he may even hurt himself!
Not only Zhao Xuanyi, but others also shook their heads after seeing it, this weight is scary enough, not to mention this shape, I have never heard of anyone who can lift five hundred catties, there are many rumors that there are, but no one has ever seen it!
Liang Yun looked at Zhao Xuanyi and smiled slightly, "What?" General Zhao is this going to give up? Look at this trouble, I originally came to drink the wedding wine to send blessings, but you can't do it! You don't want to give you a gift! ”
At this time, Tang Tianli on the side couldn't listen anymore, walked out of the crowd, and came to Liang Yun, "Shall I try?" ”
Liang Yun looked at Tang Tianli and smiled slightly, "Yes!" It's not just General Zhao, you thousands of people, as long as anyone can get this silver ingot in, I will count it, and I will directly give the five thousand taels to your general as a gift, but if you can't move in...... Then I can't blame you! Liang Yun said sarcastically.
"Humph!" Tang Tianli came to the silver ingot, stretched out his hands and drew it, this thing is on the bluestone floor tiles, and this shape is really not easy to start, Tang Tianli spat into the palm, rubbed his hands against each other, hugged the surface of the silver ingot, and lifted it upwards hard!
Something unexpected happened in the structure, Tang Tianli slid his hands upward, as if he was stroking ice cubes, and the silver ingot didn't change at all, not even lifting it up a bit!
"Hahaha......!" When everyone saw it, they laughed!
When Tang Tianli heard these laughter, his face was a little unbearable, he stretched out his hands again, grabbed the edges of the edges and corners on both sides, and pulled it up again, but the result was still not successful! Just like last time, I slid my hands up and couldn't hold them at all!
Tang Tianli sighed and came to Zhao Xuanyi's side, "General, this thing is too slippery to hold up!" ”