Tang Mi's Hongmen Banquet
One sentence made Zhao Xuanyi very untouchable, and raised his wine glass, "Miss Tang is polite, to be honest, I don't know if yesterday's incident is considered a help, it all depends on the final meaning of the emperor and the queen!" ”
The two drank a glass of wine, Tang Mi was just about to speak, and when she saw Shen Wei behind Zhao Xuanyi, it was a little difficult to speak, and Shen Wei could naturally see it, "Young master, I'll go outside for a walk, you have something to call me!" ”
"Good!"
Tang Mi looked at her maid, "Accompany Shen Escort to go out for a walk, you don't need to serve here!" ”
"Yes!" The maid and Shen Wei walked out of the room together!
Tang Mi looked at Zhao Xuanyi, smiled and added two slices of meat to Zhao Xuanyi, "I heard that General Zhao likes to eat beef, but the imperial court has to sentence him for killing cattle, this is what I asked people to buy from other provinces, you can taste it!" ”
"Oh, Miss Tang really has a heart! To be honest, I'm not afraid of anything, even Wagyu beef, I really can't eat it! Zhao Xuanyi picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, and the unique aroma of beef instantly filled his mouth, "Not bad, it's delicious!" ”
Tang Mi smiled happily: "If you like it, it's done!" General Zhao, I heard that you have a good relationship with the eldest princess, I wonder if you can tell the truth from the eldest princess? ”
"Miss Tang, the eldest princess is also a member of the royal family, and she said, didn't you send it from the wolf's mouth in the past? To be honest, I've been trying to figure it out these days, but ...... Forgive me for my incompetence, there is really no good way! Zhao Xuanyi said apologetically.
When Tang Mi heard Zhao Xuanyi's words, a pair of wise eyes glowed coldly, "Why does this sound so much like shirk?" ”
"How so? How dare I shirk? The two of us have known each other for so long, and you still don't know who I am? Miss Tang doesn't believe me? ”
"In my impression, General Zhao is a brave and resourceful person, but now it seems ...... It doesn't seem to be as good as it used to be! At least you didn't do your best in this matter, although I don't know why, maybe you think it's not about you in the first place! Anyway, I'm the one who will be punished in the end! ”
Hearing Tang Mi's cold words, Zhao Xuanyi frowned slightly, "Miss Tang, what you said was a bit excessive, right?" I, Zhao Xuanyi, don't dare to say what kind of narrow sense it is, but I really helped you! ”
"Is your solution to tell some folk anecdotes and tease those young girls at the banquet, or do you keep drinking with the Seven Princes?"
How could Zhao Xuanyi hear that Feng was getting more and more wrong? The wine glass in Zhao Xuanyi's hand was also put down, "Miss Tang, what you said is a little hurtful, there is no me in the wet, there is no me in the dry, I help you with favors, and it is my duty not to help you, even if I sit at home and drink tea, it seems that it is okay, right?" ”
"Others can, but you can!"
"Why?"
"You are the man I fancied! At the beginning, in order to talk to me, in order to see me, he did not hesitate to talk to me again and again, and now he is so indifferent to me! Coward! ”
Unexpectedly, Tang Mi actually got angry because of this incident, Zhao Xuanyi remembered that when the two met for the first time, it was still at the emperor's birthday banquet, and it was the first time the two of them met, and he really fell in love with this smart and beautiful girl!
But with so many years, he already has five women, and he also knows that liking is responsible, plus the relationship between the two people's identities with each other, Zhao Xuanyi didn't dare to touch Tang Mi, and he didn't even dare to think about it!
Zhao Xuanyi slowly pulled his neckline, probably because of his upset, and felt that his body was a little hot, "If you had promised me at the beginning, I might have been ridiculous once, but now it's too late to say this!" I'll find a way to help you again! ”
"Think of another way? Honestly, are you sure you can get me out? Tang Mi asked stiffly.
"This ...... Somewhat difficult! After all, it's the Emperor's Mandate! Zhao Xuanyi replied weakly!
"It's okay, I know you can't think of a way at all, as the saying goes, it's better to rely on others than on yourself!" After Tang Mi finished speaking, she picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp!
Zhao Xuanyi looked at Tang Mi in surprise: "Do you have a way?" ”
"Naturally! Don't look at who I am! ”
"What's the solution? As long as I can help, just say it, I will definitely help! ”
Tang Mi smiled when she heard it, "Don't say it, except for you, no one else really can help in this matter!" ”
"You say! I'll do my best! After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he wiped his forehead with his hand and found that sweat was oozing from his forehead! It's a little hot in your room! ”
"Do you really want to hear my plan? That's it! My plan is very simple, it is basically impossible to escape the marriage now, so the only way is to let the royal family give up on me automatically! ”
Zhao Xuanyi smiled: "How is it possible?" How could the royal family let you go? ”
Tang Mi smiled evilly and looked up to the side, "The royal family has always attached the most importance to face, as long as they know that I am a girl who is not worthy of their royal family!" ”
"What do you mean by that?" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he looked at Tang Mi quietly, and seeing the evil smile on Tang Mi's face, Zhao Xuanyi instantly thought of a very ridiculous thing in his heart, "Do you want it?" ”
"That's right! As long as I ruin my reputation and chastity before the royal family sends a dowry, they will naturally not come to me for trouble! Tang Mi said proudly.
Seeing Tang Mi's complacent appearance, Zhao Xuanyi shook his head, "Are you crazy?" Do you know how much you sacrifice? ”
"Compared to marrying the royal family, I have earned it! Don't you think? ”
"I think you're a lunatic!" Zhao Xuanyi shook his head and said, "But ...... You say let me help, what can I help? ”
After Tang Mi heard Zhao Xuanyi's question, her face suddenly turned red, and she glanced at Zhao Xuanyi shyly, Zhao Xuanyi's eyes immediately widened, could this girl be ......?
"Ahem! I remembered that there was something going on at home, so I left first! "Tang Mi is now equated with a madman, she doesn't want to stay and be crazy with her, this woman is simply a goblin, the kind that eats people and doesn't spit out bones!
Zhao Xuanyi had just taken two steps, and suddenly there was a dizziness in his head, and at the same time, his body seemed to be burning with fire, Zhao Xuanyi covered his chest, only to feel that his heart was beating wildly!
Tang Mi came to Zhao Xuanyi's side with a smile, pushed Zhao Xuanyi to the wall, looked at Zhao Xuanyi's red face, and smiled slightly, "General Zhao is drunk?" ”
This feeling is too familiar, Zhao Xuanyi is not the first time to feel it, glaring at Tang Mi in front of him, and said viciously, "You bastard, you give me an aphrodisiac?" ”
"Huh? General Zhao is really well-informed, and he still knows what kind of medicine this is? Tang Mi said with some surprise.
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu has eaten!" At the beginning, in order to make a round house between himself and Li Hanyan, his two uncles worked together to drug themselves!
"I really don't know which little girl was ruined by you? Won't it be Du Xinyu? ”
Zhao Xuanyi pushed Tang Mi away: "Do you know what you're doing?" ”
"I know better than you!" Tang Mi ripped off her belt, and the fiery red dress fell to the ground in an instant, and Tang Mi and Zhao Xuanyi met each other calmly! Tang Mi took a shy step and stuck it on Zhao Xuanyi's chest, "Are you still satisfied?" can't compare to Tang Rou, but it should be better than Li Hanyan, right? ”
Zhao Xuanyi's eyes blinked, his mind was no longer clear, he lowered his head and kissed Tang Mi's lips, and hugged the beauty into his arms with both hands, Tang Mi was the first time to contact a man, it was inevitable that he was a little strange, but fortunately, Zhao Xuanyi was already a veteran, and after a few rounds, Tang Mi was already lying on Zhao Xuanyi's chest weakly!
Zhao Xuanyi picked up Tang Mi, rushed to the big bed on the side, and started a formal exchange, and Tang Mi regretted it soon after, she was the first time that the eldest girl got on the sedan chair, and she didn't master the dosage well, so that Zhao Xuanyi fought for four rounds in a row, and Tang Mi complained bitterly!
Waking up in a daze, Zhao Xuanyi shook his head and found that it was dark all around, was it already night? By the faint candlelight, I saw Tang Mi sitting on the edge of the bed.
I saw Tang Mi leaning lightly on the head of the bed, lighting a red candle in front of her, with no clothes on her whole body, only a thin shirt barely covering her body!
In an instant, all the things that the two of them had just experienced entered their minds, Zhao Xuanyi turned over and sat up, looked down, and saw an irregular plum blossom mark drawn on the white futon, Zhao Xuanyi gritted his teeth and was calculated!
"What's that look on your face? I gave you this innocent body, and you don't seem to be satisfied! Tang Mi asked with a happy smile.
"Why are you ......?" Zhao Xuanyi took off Tang Mi's clothes, Tang Mi shyly covered her chest with her hands, but Zhao Xuanyi couldn't say a word!
I saw dozens of blue and purple love marks on Tang Mi's whole body, snow neck, fragrant shoulders, arms, waist, jade legs, and hips! Zhao Xuanyi doesn't remember how he caused it!
Seeing the clear tooth marks on Tang Mi's chest, as well as the redness and swelling on Sakura's lips, Zhao Xuanyi didn't know what to say, "Why do you have to look for me?" Zhao Xuanyi gritted his teeth and asked.
Tang Mi sneered: "Do you think anyone is qualified to touch me Tang Mi?" If I don't want to, even if it's a phoenix dragon grandson, he won't want to touch me at all! ”
Zhao Xuanyi shook his head, "Obviously you also drank alcohol, why didn't you get poisoned?" ”
"Because the poison didn't fall in the wine!"
"Beef?" Thinking of this, Zhao Xuanyi slapped his leg, and the female Zhuge of the Heart Dao is worthy of being the female Zhuge of the Heart, and every step has been calculated by her!
"Don't you want to leave? Someone will be coming to me in a quarter of an hour! ”
"Who?" Zhao Xuanyi asked!
"I don't know! Under normal circumstances, it is an official errand of the Yamen, but with my identity, it should be Dali Temple, after all, Tang Wujie's daughter was raped by thieves, and it happened in the capital, which is not a trivial matter! After Tang Mi finished speaking, a fox smile appeared on her face!
"! What the hell are you ......? Zhao Xuanyi hurriedly picked up his clothes, put them on his body indiscriminately, didn't look back, rushed out of the room directly, came to the courtyard, and saw Shen Wei and the maid chatting around the bonfire, it seemed that nothing had happened!
"Young master, ...... you?" When Shen Wei saw Zhao Xuanyi's appearance, it seemed that there was no need to explain, the matter was already very clear!
"Less nonsense, let's go!" After Zhao Xuanyi finished speaking, he immediately ran out!
Shen Wei smiled evilly, people are not romantic young men! The young master's romance is not like the old man at all! After coming outside, Zhao Xuanyi got into the carriage directly, "Hurry up, hurry up!" "If this is caught, the royal family will definitely kill himself, even Zhu Yuejun can't save himself, and he will sleep with the princess who is set inside,!
Shen Wei didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly drove out of the house, thinking to himself, how could this be the same as doing something bad?
"Miss!" The maid walked into the room.
"Go and report to the official, just say that I was raped!" Tang Mi said very calmly.
"Yes!" The maid was about to leave.
"Wait! Come here! ”
The maid came to Tang Mi without warning, Tang Mi gave herself two slaps to the maid, and then grabbed the maid's clothes and tore open the "sting......!" "A cut in the chest! The maid didn't say a word, just covered her face!
"Thank you for your hard work, go quickly!"
"Yes!" The maid left in a hurry.
Tang Mi calmly took her red skirt, still tore a few holes, and then put it on, then kicked the dining table down, threw the chair aside, smashed the vase, and went back to the bed to look at the messy bedding, this is a real thing, so there is no need to tidy it up!
Do all this, take out the Bai Ling that has been prepared a long time ago, stand on the chair, throw the Bai Ling through the beam, and then tie a dead knot, pull it, it is very strong! Then just wait for the movement outside!
Shen Wei drove back to the back door of Tangyan Residence and grabbed the horse, "Young master, I'm home!" Shen Wei said, and there was no movement in the carriage, Shen Wei was very strange and fell asleep?" Young master? ”
Zhao Xuanyi walked out of the carriage in a daze, his whole face was pale, his whole body was extremely sore, especially his waist, as if it was broken, Shen Wei saw that Zhao Xuanyi's face was so bad, and hurriedly helped Zhao Xuanyi out of the carriage, "Young master, what's wrong with you?" ”