Chapter 206: Improper spare tire will bite you to death
The wind and snow gradually stopped, the night fell, the village of Luoxue Mountain was quiet and serene, the bluestone building was lit with oil lamps, the village chief Hu Liege's house was the brightest place, and the welcome dinner was underway.
Hu Liege is a bald old man, as the head of the village, he wants to entertain Xiao Cheng, who has changed from a demon to a distinguished guest.
Xiao Cheng sat in the distinguished seat, looking at the feast unfolding in the spacious hall, the corners of his mouth twitching.
Because, most of the food is meat. All kinds of meat from unknown animals, smoked, steamed, spicy fried, and half-cooked with blood... , fish fillet, meat fillet, the only plant is wild shiitake mushroom.
This thing was quietly dragged in front of Xiao Cheng, to be honest, although he is an omnivorous creature, he still likes to be more vegetarian, and he doesn't like big fish and meat very much.
He really wanted to ask the bald village chief who was sitting not far away beside him, but he was afraid that this capricious guy would turn his face and deny the great god, so he directly shot and threw himself out to be frozen, so he could only endure the churning stomach acid, dried the mushrooms, and stuffed a large piece of greasy barbecue meat in his mouth.
The taste was good, but the old woman with a bear's paw on the hat over there proudly told him that it was the meat of the giant bear he killed, Xiao Cheng rushed out of the hall with a very useless excuse for a stomachache, ran to a distant place, and vomited out the poor giant bear who didn't know what to do and was killed by the old woman.
Whew......!
Xiao Cheng felt that his internal organs were about to be vomited out, and he, a person who has become accustomed to protecting wild animals, heard this exciting news coldly, and it would be good not to vomit out his stomach. I thought it was hunted yellow mutton or something... , cattle and sheep are also quite smart, but after all, it is meat commonly eaten by humans, and it can still be reluctantly accepted. But, the giant bear...? I'll fuck it! Xiao Cheng scolded the damn old woman with a colorful face and a name named Qi Meixian.
"Brother Xiao Cheng, are you uncomfortable?" I don't know when, Ding Ding, a purple-eyed little girl wearing a fur hat, appeared beside her, staring up at the man who was spitting up the big tree, and her big eyes kept fanning were puzzled, how to eat well, would it be uncomfortable to be like this?
"Tintin... , it's okay, big brother... The body is strong, nothing can make me fall ...". When Xiao Cheng said this, he felt his stomach churning again, and he didn't know it, so he spit out a big mouthful.
Ding Ding covered his mouth and nose with his little hands, hurriedly ran to the side, and sneered: "Big brother bragging, with this physique, I can't even digest the meat, it is estimated that I will be able to overturn you with one hand."
Underestimated! Underestimated by a little girl?
Xiao Cheng's face suddenly turned the color of pork liver. "Who said I couldn't digest it?...... I'm not used to eating bear meat, we should protect them, it's winter, the bears are hibernating, why do you have to hunt people? Xiao Cheng cleaned it up, turned around and walked to the little girl's side, patted the little girl's head, and sat down on the stone on the side.
Ding Ding honestly and unceremoniously climbed up to Xiao Cheng's lap and sat down, his big purple eyes looked at the visitor with a look of two ten-thousandths, and he almost used his little finger to put his nose and shouted a fool.
"Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at, if you look at me like this again, I'll... and I'll eat you." Xiao Cheng's heart suddenly rose and tickled Ding Ding. Ding Ding giggled, trying to avoid Xiao Cheng's hand, shouting that he didn't dare anymore, and Xiao Cheng let the little girl go.
"You're a bad silver". Tintin accused.
"Someone has said that before." Xiao Cheng does not deny it.
"However, I like you very much, when I grow up, will I marry you?" Ding Ding rubbed Xiao Cheng's big face with his little face, and said such a sentence that could thunder him to death.
Peng!
Xiao Cheng hit his head on the big tree on the side, and with too much force, the snow on the canopy fell with a bang, burying the two people who were caught off guard.
"You're such a bad silver... , people's... new clothes". Ding Ding shook the snow on his body and was about to cry in anger.
"Ahem, ahem... , yes, my brother is bad silver. ... What, Tintin, do you understand what it means to marry?"
"I don't understand too much...". Tintin replied very seriously.
Xiao Cheng was speechless. I don't understand what you're talking nonsense? He really wanted to poke the little girl's little face and accuse, but he finally pressed it.
"I don't understand, then my brother told you, you can't say this to others casually, and girls can't marry casually."
"Why? My mother said the same, but Ding Ding likes the little second brother, and likes the little Sange... , I still like Brother Xiao Cheng, I just want to marry you when I grow up and play together in the future. ... Little Second Brother and Little Brother Sang, they both agreed to marry me in the future, and you have to agree to marry me, otherwise, I will bite you to death." Tintin opened his small mouth and threatened with eight teeth, his little face full of persistence.
Xiao Cheng felt that his head was about to burst into flames, and he couldn't explain it to the little girl, how could this be good? It seems that if he doesn't promise to marry her, don't think about giving birth tonight, but can the monk promise casually? He won't be here after half a month, and he can't talk nonsense.
"I'm sorry, Ding Ding, my brother told other girls that he would marry them in the future, and he couldn't break his promise, so he couldn't marry Ding Ding."
"Why, why...?" Ding Ding shook Xiao Cheng's neck.
Xiao Cheng felt that he was choked by the neck by a prehistoric dragon, and he was about to be shaken apart. Helpless against the little girl who has become a hundred thousand whys.
"I don't care, if you don't agree, I won't get up, I want to marry you, you have to play with me......."
After Ding Ding shook Xiao Cheng to death, he suddenly lay down in the snowdrift, rolling like a snowball, still rolling back and forth, making noise and threats while rolling.
One crying, two troubles, three hangings, it turns out that no matter the age, as long as it is a woman, it will. Xiao Cheng looked at Ding Ding, who rolled into a big snowball, and was amazed.
"Ding Ding, Xiao Cheng, you are here...... Come out, you kid, why are you so naughty and rolling snow again? Come out... She has used this trick to force the little brothers in the village to promise to marry her in the future, and if you marry her and play with her in the future, your new brother will not be exempt from vulgarity."
Ding Ding's mother magically appeared, dragged the bear child out of the snowdrift, and explained to Xiao Cheng while patting the snow on Ding Ding's body.
Xiao Cheng was stunned, and only then did he understand that Ding Ding was not only the second brother and the little brother Sang, but also all the little brothers who were drawn to the harem. Suddenly, the admiration was like the water of the Yangtze River, and the waves flowed eastward.
I could only laugh awkwardly, thinking of the word spare tire, and losing my temper.
"Mother's ......". Ding Ding didn't cry or make a fuss for a moment, and replied to the bird's obedient little Lori state, as if... Seemingly... , Fang just used various means to persecute Xiao Cheng's bear child is not her.
Xiao Cheng suspected that he had seen it wrong, wiped his eyes vigorously, and confirmed that it was indeed a person, but his acting skills were too clever, if this kid was in the earth's film and television circle, he would have blown up all the child stars eight streets. He understood that the Miracle Continent produced indigenous monsters...... , an indigenous genius, a genius.
"Don't mess around, Xiao Cheng is a lady with a woman, you can't promise indiscriminately, go back to eat obediently." The purple-eyed woman is displeased.
"But, but... , mother, Tintin likes him very much, I want him to marry me...". Ding Ding bit his little finger and looked aggrieved.
The purple-eyed woman covered her forehead. "Ding Ding, didn't you say yesterday that the little second brother is your favorite? Among the eighteen candidates, do you want to marry him the most? Why did you see a different idea today? Also, didn't you say that you like Brother Xiaosang the most the day before yesterday? You kid, how long are you going to mess around?"
"Well... I'll go back to dinner. ... Brother Xiao Cheng hugs, otherwise I won't go back."
Ding Ding stretched out his little hand, and Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly and picked up the little guy. The little guy leaned close to his ear and said, "I want you to marry me, and if you don't agree, I'll bite you to death, and I'll bite you to death tonight."
The voice was so low that it could only be heard by Xiao Cheng. The little girl had a smile on her face, and her mouth was threatening, Xiao Cheng subconsciously wanted to leave the hot potato out, and said with a full face.
He has always longed to be confessed by the girls from another world, but he didn't expect that the first one to do so was this little bit, he felt that the world was going to collapse, and the script shouldn't be like this. "I want Yunluo to take the initiative to confess to Russia, how did I become a little pot friend of Ding Ding who defines marriage as playing games? Miracle Continent, you play me? Wait, I want to bite you to death...... I'll go, Ding Ding really has a relationship with me, and the threats are all 'bite people to death...?)" Xiao Cheng thought wildly.
Tintin ran back.
"Thank you. Xiao Cheng said to the purple-eyed woman. He wanted to call his sister, but Ding Ding called him brother, called aunt, this young woman looked no more than twenty years old and beautiful, shouted, right?
"Let you see the smile, Ding Ding has participated in several marriages, she thinks it's very interesting, and she doesn't know what to think, she is worried that she will not marry well in the future, so she will start first and set down the little brother who has seen her eyes, and don't let other girls rob it. This is a child's ignorant joke, don't laugh at your guests."
The woman sat down generously on another stone and explained to Xiao Cheng.
Xiao Cheng smiled clearly, what is this incomprehensible? He groaned for a moment and asked slowly, "Sister, ...... Ding Ding's father?" He decided to go his own way and call this girl his sister. Sure enough, the woman showed a useful look, and she really didn't want to be called old.
"His father... , alas, don't mention it. ... Everyone in the village calls me Ziqing, you can call me Sister Zi. I know you're not used to eating these meats, but what I'm going to tell you is that this is the sumniest dinner in Luoxue Village, and all year round, except for fish and meat, there is very little animal meat, which is a reserve for many years.
The master who built Luoxue Village said that the mountains and rivers have spirits, and in addition to the fish in the Luoxue River, you should not kill the creatures in the surrounding mountains, so the main food of Luoxue Village is fish. Only once a year go into the mountains to hunt. As for the giant bear? Aunt Qi's son died in the mouth of the giant bear who was not trivial, and Aunt Qi was the number one master in the village, and her old man entered the mountain alone a few days ago, and she was stunned to follow the spider traces to hunt and kill the giant bear and beast.
This bear is infinitely powerful, there are millions of giant elephants with divine power, bear meat is a holy product of nourishing power, Aunt Qi can give it to everyone to eat together, this is a great opportunity, you don't want to live up to the kindness of Aunt Qi."
Xiao Cheng's eyes widened suddenly, and his stomach began to twitch, not nausea, but distress and wasting good things.
This is the meat of the giant bear, a strange beast that has plagued mankind, and it was killed by Aunt Qi to avenge her son, your uncle, what scruples do you have about this? This guy didn't wait for Sister Zi to finish speaking, rushed back, grabbed a large piece of bear meat, and even chewed the bones and stuffed them into the belly. Everyone was stunned