Chapter 9: The Spicy Eye Scene
In the coffee shop, whether it is a hostage or a kidnapper, they are motionless at the moment, just like a mobile phone that has been pressed the pause button, which looks extremely weird.
Jiang Li walked up to a kidnapper, and said that the 'snap' was a big mouth, but the kidnapper still didn't react.
"Whew!" Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that the meditation seal would be invalid, and then he would have fun.
Time pauses, though.
Jiang Li suddenly remembered that there was an unknown work about the suspension of time in the original collection, and the male protagonist in it could also pause time, and then perform various operations on the female protagonist.
Jiang Li imagined that picture, then his body shook and shook his head vigorously.
I can't think about it anymore, if I think about it anymore, this book will become Kakashi's little Liu Bei.
Jiang Li touched his smooth chin, looked at the kidnapper in front of him, and was in trouble for a while, he just came in as soon as his head was hot, and he really didn't think of any good way.
Is there any way to subdue the kidnappers without revealing their identities and making others feel strange?
"It's really annoying, it's so troublesome to save someone." Jiang Li grabbed the hair of the kidnapper next to him, a little impatient.
"Wait, Emperor Magnet? Pregnant! Suddenly, Jiang Li had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and thought of a very effective, but very immoral method.
"(ಡωಡ) hiahiahia, you can't blame me, it's your own bad luck." Jiang Li smiled evilly.
As he spoke, Jiang Li sat in a position in the corner, trying to make himself look less conspicuous.
"Stop meditating and fixing the seal, solve!"
Jiang Li gestured, and the light energy in his body stopped working, and the stopped time began to flow again.
"Damn! Why does the face of labor and management hurt so much? The kidnapper who was used by Jiang Li for the experiment just now covered his face and screamed.
Jiang Li held back a smile, fortunately he only used fifty percent of his strength just now, otherwise this guy's face would be swollen, and it would be difficult to do.
"Big brother, who are you? How to sit here? ”
Just as Jiang Li was about to make a move, a small voice came from under the table, and a little girl came out from under the table.
The little girl is about twelve or thirteen years old, wearing a blue pleated skirt, delicate facial features, and an innocent expression that looks very cute, she is simply the perfect lover of Loricon.
"Uh, little one, why did you get under the table?" Jiang Li paused and asked speechlessly.
Just now he just saw that there was no one sitting here, who knew that there was another person down there.
"Coco was sleeping just now and accidentally fell under the table." Little Lori just woke up and said in a daze.
"Boss, it's been ten minutes, and the police still haven't agreed to our request." At this time, one of the kidnappers said to the guy who looked like the leader.
"Then continue to kill, when to kill until the police agree, when to stop." The leader said leisurely, not at all worried about his safety.
There is no room for any more delay.
"Emperor Magnetic Field!" Jiang Li used the light energy in his body, and the emperor's magnetic field took effect again, but this time it took effect on the kidnappers, affecting their perception.
"Ahh Don't, don't come here! ”
"Fuck off! Lao Tzu killed you! ”
"Ugly! I don't care about you! ”
Three of the kidnappers suddenly yelled at the air around them as if they were in a nervous state, and one peed into his crotch.
It was Jiang Li who interfered with their perception with the Emperor's magnetic field, and in their eyes, they forgot that they were kidnappers.
Moreover, they are now doing some loving exercises with the ugliest looking woman Jiang Li can think of.
"Little beauty, come here, let the uncle be happy!"
"Don't run, come here!"
"Big brother, what are they doing?" The little Lori next to Jiang Li looked at the scene in front of her and asked curiously.
"Children, don't look at these things." Jiang Li gently covered Xiao Lori's eyes with his hand, and at the same time turned around himself.
He is really a talent, and there is no one who can come up with such a solution.
Little Lori is still young, but she can't let these bad people defile her pure heart.
A bold hostage walked past the kidnappers and sprang out at a rapid pace.
Someone took the lead, and the other hostages also had the courage to escape, so Jiang Li naturally couldn't continue to stay here.
"Little one, shall we go out?" Jiang Li asked softly to the little Lori next to him.
"Well, Coco is so sleepy, Coco needs to sleep." Little Lori said cutely, and then hung on Jiang Li's neck, and fell asleep?
Cacao? Is this little guy's name Coco?
Thinking in his mind, Jiang Li didn't dare to make a big move, gently held Coco, and walked towards the outside of the store.
As soon as Jiang Li came out, a team of armed police rushed in with explosion-proof shields, and Jiang Li hurriedly flashed to the side.
"Don't move, all ...... Hold your head? ”
The captain of the armed police rushed in and shouted, but the colonoscopy in front of him, ahh
"Captain, what should I do?" An armed policeman next to the captain of the armed police asked cautiously.
"Let's get out of here." The captain of the armed police also had a painful expression, he had been an armed police officer for so many years, and it was the first time he had encountered this kind of thing.
However, if they kill someone, it must be no problem to take them away, and it is estimated that one more article will be added to the criminal record.
Jiang Li hid in the crowd outside, his body twitched and twitched, and the expression on his face was obviously smiling.
Those who are familiar with Jiang Li know that although Jiang Li's kid looks like a dog, when he cuts his heart, it is definitely darker than Gin's clothes.
However, if the previous summoners of the Emperor's Armor knew that Jiang Li used the Emperor's ability to do this kind of thing, would he chase and kill from the Ming Realm to the Human Realm, that would be another story.
"Coco! Cacao! My daughter! The young woman who was looking for her daughter before saw the little Lori in Jiang Li's arms, and ran towards Jiang Li crying.
"This lady, you calm down first, the child is fine, just asleep." Jiang Li gently covered Little Lori's ears and whispered.
Little Lori rubbed in Jiang Li's arms, found a comfortable position, and continued to sleep.
"Thank you, thank you!" The woman covered her mouth, forcibly held back to prevent herself from crying, and said gratefully to Jiang Li.
"No thanks, the child is fine." Jiang Li smiled slightly and said indifferently.
"By the way, my name is Tong Min, you saved my daughter, no matter how much money you want, I can give it to you!" The woman wiped her tears and said.
It can be seen that Tong Min is well maintained, about thirty years old, but there are no wrinkles, his figure is not out of shape, and the whole person exudes a peach-like smell.
And Jiang Li didn't know any of the clothes on Tong Min's body, but it didn't look like a bargain.
"No, I don't need money." Jiang Li shook his head and politely refused.
He didn't save people for money, why did he want her money? Moreover, the tens of millions of inheritance left to him by his parents are enough for him and Jiang Baiyue to spend every year.
"Do you have any conditions? As long as it's not too much, I'm satisfied. Tong Min frowned, and his tone was still the same as before.
She has met many such people, who help her a little, but they don't want to be paid, and they are called 'helping others for fun', but they all look at her body.
Although she has a daughter and her husband is dead, she is very self-loving, so she naturally will not agree to the requests of these so-called 'righteous gentlemen'.
Obviously, Tong Min misunderstood Jiang Li's eyes when he looked at her just now, and regarded Jiang Li as that kind of person.
"Don't think too much, I saved Coco because I was kind, don't take yourself too seriously, everyone will turn if the earth is less."
Jiang Li's observation power was so strong, he naturally saw the changes in Tong Min, and he was a little angry in his heart, and he didn't have the same level as before, and said in a cold tone.
Tong Min was stunned, she had never met a man who spoke to her like this, and she couldn't help but feel a little curious about Jiang Li.
"Cocoa, Cocoa, wake up." After speaking, Jiang Li was like a different person, and his tone was extremely gentle and gently shook the little Lori in his arms.
"Well, big brother, Coco is so sleepy, is it okay to sleep for a while." Keke rubbed his eyes with his little hand, pouted and said coquettishly to Jiang Li.
"Coco, I can't sleep anymore, your mother is here." Jiang Li pinched Coco's little nose dotingly and said with a smile.
This little Lori is exactly the same as Jiang Baiyue when she was a child, she likes to sleep in her arms, and she likes to be coquettish.
But this little Lori is too familiar, so I'm not afraid that I will kidnap her?
"Mom, where did you just go? Coco sleeps for a while, and you're gone. Coco turned her head, saw Tong Min, shouted in surprise, and then said with a little grievance.
"Coco, I'm sorry, my mother had something to do just now, so I went out, and my mother won't be next time." Tong Min came back to his senses, folded his hands, and said in an apology.
"I'm so sorry, sir, I may have misunderstood you." Before the words fell, Tong Min apologized to Jiang Li.
"Mom, this is my big brother I met in the coffee shop. Big brother, this is my mom. Coco said excitedly.
"Okay, Coco, big brother is leaving." Jiang Li put the cocoa on the ground and said with a smile.
"Why? Big brother, shouldn't you marry Coco? When Coco heard this, her big eyes were instantly filled with fog, as if Jiang Li had done something heinous.
Jiang Li: "......"
Tong Min: "......"
Am I guessing wrong? Is this man a lolicon? Coming for Coco?
"No, Coco, why did the big brother marry you?" Jiang Li felt Tong Min's vigilant eyes, squatted down, and asked Coco a little helplessly.
He Jiang Lifa four, he definitely never said that he wanted to marry this little Lori, otherwise the sun will come out of the west tomorrow.
It is said that the emperor's armor is used to the extreme, and I don't know if I can control the sun.