Chapter Twenty-Three: The Emperor with Color
"Hermit?" Jiang Li asked suspiciously.
This time he wasn't pretending, he really hadn't heard of the Hermit Family.
"That's right, our Jiang family is the hermit family in charge of the emperor's armor.
And you are the hermit of this generation. Jiang Chongguang said.
"So, this badge is actually the summoner of the Emperor's Armor?" Jiang Li looked at the badge in his hand.
"Yes, your dad and I didn't succeed in summoning the Imperial Armor until we died.
However, I have a competitive son, and your kid has successfully inherited the emperor's armor, which can be regarded as the fulfillment of my last wish. ”
Jiang Chongguang began to feel a little regretful, and finally patted Jiang Li's shoulder with a smile.
"Why didn't you summon the Imperial Armor?" Jiang Li asked suspiciously.
He was hunted down by the Nether Demon, and when he was about to die, a drop of blood dripped onto the badge and successfully summoned the Imperial Armor.
Didn't Jiang Chongguang try to confess the Lord with blood?
"I tried all kinds of methods at the beginning, dripping blood to confess the Lord, and scorching the fire, but it was useless." Jiang Chongguang said regretfully.
"And how did you summon the Imperial Armor?" Jiang Chongguang asked.
"I was wounded by the Nether Demon, and then a drop of blood dripped onto the emblem, and I summoned the Imperial Armor." Jiang Li said honestly.
"I'm useless, how can you do it? The two of us should have the same blood, huh? Jiang Chongguang was a little confused.
"And who are you now?" Jiang Li pointed at Jiang Chongguang and Zhang Ling, and asked suspiciously.
"Every generation of hermits will leave a memory remnant in their badge before they die in order to help the next hermit.
Your father, me, and your mother, we're both dead, and now we're just memories. Jiang Chongguang's eyes darkened and he said.
Just when Jiang Li was about to say something, Jiang Chongguang and Zhang Ling's bodies suddenly glowed, and then became a little illusory.
"Looks like it's time for the remnants of memory." Jiang Chongguang looked at his body and said regretfully.
"Son, you have to take care of yourself in the future, don't be in danger, mom can't accompany you, mom is sorry for you." Zhang Ling's eyes were red, and he couldn't help but burst into tears as he spoke.
Jiang Li didn't feel good in his heart, although he was not his parents, but after all, blood was thicker than water, and it was impossible for him to say that he didn't have any feelings.
"By the way, you have to find a wife early and leave it for our Jiang family!" Suddenly thinking of something, Zhang Ling said solemnly.
"Mom, I'm only twenty-four, don't worry." Jiang Li said with some tears and laughter. , the depressed mood eased somewhat.
Sure enough, no matter what the world is, the mother will always urge her son to find a wife.
It seems that he Jiang Li can't find a wife in his life.
"Why don't you worry, when I'm twenty-four, I have you!
You have to have a few more children, our Jiang family has few heirs, you have to spread the branches. Zhang Ling said.
"By the way, how is Xiaoyue?" Jiang Chongguang patted his head and asked.
Jiang Li: "......"
Did you just remember? I want to know, is Baiyue your own daughter?
"Baiyue, she is doing well, and now she lives with me, in our dumpling restaurant." Jiang Li said.
"Son, Xiaoyue, she ...... to you" Jiang Chongguang glanced at Jiang Li, and stopped talking a little, as if he wanted to say something.
"What's wrong?" Jiang Li asked suspiciously.
"It's okay, anyway, life will be long in the future!" Jiang Chongguang waved his hand and said.
Jiang Li wanted to say something, Jiang Chongguang and Zhang Ling's bodies suddenly glowed with white light, and then turned into snowflakes in the sky, dissipating in the air.
Jiang Li stretched out his hand to catch a snowflake, but he didn't catch anything.
"Actually, I'm not your son." Jiang Li muttered to himself.
"Memories are accepted, exit the virtual space." The emperor's cold voice sounded, and Jiang Li's eyes darkened and he withdrew from the virtual space.
Jiang Li woke up and opened his eyes, Li Yu'er was still lying on her bed, sleeping soundly.
"Emperor, can you detect the location of the other Light and Shadow Stones?" Jiang Li asked.
The Emperor Badge temporarily suppressed the Kula in Li Yu'er's body, but no one could guarantee that Kula would not wake up again.
There is nowhere to find the armor core now, and the Five Elements bloodline doesn't know how to complete it, so it can only start from the Light and Shadow Stone.
"In order to retrieve the Wood Shadow Stone, the Fire Shadow Stone, the Fire Shadow Stone, the Fire Shadow Stone can sense the Earth Shadow Stone." The emperor said coldly.
"Where's the Shadow Stone?" Jiang Li was overjoyed, he could really sense it.
"I don't know."
For some reason, the cold voice of the original emperor sounded so painful at the moment.
"Didn't you say you could sense the location?" Jiang Li said depressedly.
"Just because you can sense a location doesn't mean you know where it is." The emperor said coldly and solemnly.
"If you can sense it, don't you know where it is?" Jiang Li asked.
"I can sense that the Shadow Stone is on Earth, but I don't know where it is." The emperor said coldly.
Jiang Li: "......"
You're not the emperor, you're the emperor, right?!
"He deserves to be a crippled emperor." Jiang Li wanted to cry without tears.
Yuzu is still sleeping, and now it is a long time before the class reunion starts, and under boredom, Jiang Li begins to flirt with the emperor.
"Emperor, how did you become crippled?"
"Emperor, who was your first summoner?"
"Emperor, are you male or female?"
"Emperor, who do you say is better-looking, Baiyue or Yuzu?"
Emperor: "......"
No matter what Jiang Li asks, the emperor is like a killer with wooden feelings, and it is possible that he has died in the water, anyway, he just ignores Jiang Li.
"Emperor, how do you think I should replenish my bloodline?" Jiang Li asked casually.
Unexpectedly, the emperor who died just now actually answered Jiang Li's question.
"Retrieving the Five Great Light and Shadow Stones, you can complete the bloodline of the five elements, and complete the bloodline of yin and yang, you need other methods."
"What's the solution?" Jiang Li became interested and asked.
The main reason is that this guy is too idle now, and he has nothing to do when he is full, so he is teasing the emperor here.
Cell phone?
Many people hold their mobile phones all day long and don't let go, but there are also people who don't know what to do with their mobile phones, Jiang Li is this kind of person.
You can't use your mobile phone to watch Teacher Cang's live broadcast, right? No kidding, this book will be hummed by the 404 gods.
"Replenish yin and yang." The emperor said coldly, but the content was a little confusing.
"Replenish yin and yang? How to replenish? Jiang Li asked suspiciously.
"Everything has an opposite, which is divided into one yin and one yang, summoning the human body's own yang energy, and supplementing the yin energy."
"I ask you how to add?" I don't know why, Jiang Xuan always has a bad premonition, feeling that the emperor is ready to pit him.
"The easiest method, mating, is also called clapping, ※※, ※※, etc." The emperor said coldly, but what he said was shocking, and even the usual data display screen was displayed, what was on it......
(A very simple fill-in-the-blank question for everyone: everyone in the same way understands, don't ask children.) )
"Stop, stop! Don't talk about it! Jiang Li hurriedly stopped the emperor, turned off the data analysis function, and then continued, this book is really going to be 404.
(Readers, believe that this author is a pure man.) )
"Emperor, where did you get these things?" Jiang Li asked with a blushing face.
Nonsense, when a normal man looks at these things, his blood surges, can he not blush.
"It is written in the original books of the summoners." The emperor said coldly, but Jiang Li felt endless malice.
"What else do you see?" Jiang Li asked viciously.
This sullen emperor won't pull out all his old bottoms, right?
"Summoning people between the ages of sixteen and seventeen, paper towels are consumed extremely quickly, wasting the wood element.
Summoning people to wash their underwear every morning, wasting the water element.
…………”
Emperor Balabala said a lot, and Jiang Li was dumbfounded when he heard it.
"Don't say it, don't say it! Don't talk about it, Emperor! Jiang Li roared with a red face.
Fortunately, the emperor didn't know why it was a bit dead, but Jiang Li could still control it.
"Let's talk about where the Earth Shadow Stone is, shall we?" Jiang Li said helplessly.
"I don't know."
Jiang Li: "(ノꐦ๑ ́Д'๑)ノ彡┻━┻!"
Labor and management want to complain to the manufacturer, and you will be re-turned into a hammer!
Jiang Li sat on the stool with a loveless salted fish, not wanting to move a finger.
Really, even if he leaves Jiang, he will die! Even if you jump off Mount Everest! He won't use any of the Emperor's Armor's abilities again!
"Sure enough, I can't expect you, a crippled armor that dies as soon as you enter the water, you have to figure it out yourself." Jiang Li sighed secretly.
"Brother Jiang." Li Yu'er's eyelashes trembled on the bed, she slowly opened her eyes, and looked at Jiang Li as if she hadn't woken up.
Jiang centrifugal jumped 'cluck', stopped jumping for a beat, and then jumped violently.
Really, I don't lie to you, the three most beautiful times for girls are when they have just taken a shower, one after applause, and one when they have just woken up.
"Brother Jiang, don't look at me like that." Li Yu'er seemed to be a little sober, and saw that Jiang Li had been staring at her, her fair face was dyed with a touch of ruddy, and she whispered to Jiang Li.
"Oh, oh! That, how are you, Yuzu? Would you like to have something to eat? Jiang Li came back to his senses, quickly looked away, and asked.
"Not hungry." Li Yu'er whispered.
"So, drink some water?"
"Not thirsty."
"Take a break, then?"
"Not tired."
Jiang Li: "......"
Was it his delusion? Why does this conversation feel so familiar? Seems to have appeared in the previous chapter.
But Li Yu'er was angry, and now it's really nothing.
This is also what Jiang Li likes about Li Yuer, he can say whatever he wants, and he is not hypocritical.
(Once outside, the female ticket said that she was thirsty, and I went all the way to buy ice water, and when I came back, she said that she was not thirsty, and I was angry and burned her lipstick as a candle.) )
The air was a little silent, lonely men and widows were in the same room, and there was a hint of ambiguity in the air.