Chapter 35: Much Easier (Ask for Recommendations!) )
At night, inside a hot spring inn.
Chu Ge wrapped a white towel around his waist, leaning lazily on the big stone at the edge of the hot spring pool, looking lazy, like a salted fish that had lost its moisture.
"It's rare for a young person like you to be able to soak in a hot spring for so long."
The old man on the side looked at Chu Ge with a smile.
"Because it's very comfortable," Chu Ge said lazily.
"It's very comfortable, and it would be better if you could have a little wine at this time." The old man said happily: "It's a pity, the store doesn't allow you to bring in the wine, otherwise you can have a drink with the moon." ”
As he spoke, the old man made a drinking gesture and smiled with some regret.
When the words fell, there was a bang, Chu Ge stood up from the hot spring, and met the old man's puzzled gaze, Chu Ge put his hand under his crotch and took out a bottle of sake from the confession towel...
"Bell Bell Bell ~"
Old man: "!! ”
The old man was so stunned!
What is the operation of this Nima? Has this thing been sitting under your ass?
No, did you bring wine in the shower?
The point is, where are you hiding such a big bottle?
The old man's face was stiff, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit now, the main reason was that he didn't know where to start throwing up.
Looking at the stunned old man in front of him, Chu Ge tilted his head: "Don't you like soju?" ”
After thinking about it, Chu Ge took out a bottle of red wine from under the towel again.
The old man was completely stunned.
"Beer? Chilled~"
Old man: "......"
He can finally see that Chu Ge should be a ninja, after all, except for ninjas, no one will have such strange methods.
After thinking about it, the old man breathed a sigh of relief and smiled apologetically: "That... Is there a dish? ”
Before Chu Ge could continue to come up with something, a sneer came into Chu Ge's ears.
Turning his head, he saw several figures squatting on the wooden wall of the hot spring, judging from the costumes, they were all wandering ninjas and traitorous ninjas.
"If you still enjoy it so much at this time, you can't be a rich young master, right?" A man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks looked Chu Ge up and down: "Otherwise, how could you ask to be captured alive?" ”
"Be quick, don't let others take the lead, it's rare for such a fat difference to appear near us." A stout man next to him said in a deep voice: "Do it!" ”
The words fell, and in the face of Chu Ge's somewhat blank gaze, several shurikens shot towards Chu Ge.
Poof...
With a miserable scream, the old man on the side suddenly screamed: "Oops... My ass! ”
"Ah, uncle, are you alright?" Chu Ge hurriedly stepped forward to help the old man, and let the shuriken penetrate his body, the old man's ass was stuck with a kunai, and blood stains were scattered in the hot spring.
"Penetrated by kunai? Illusion? ”
Several ninjas hurriedly sealed, but the situation in the field did not change at all, and Chu Ge was still standing in place.
"I actually attacked the old man's ass..."Chu Ge frowned as he looked at a few people: "Are you ready to be beaten?" ”
"Huh?" A ninja immediately laughed when he heard this: "What an arrogant little poof—"
Rumble...
Before he finished speaking, he was punched into the wall by Chu Ge.
His gaze swept over the rest of the ninjas, and Chu Ge's figure disappeared in place in an instant.
Bang bang bang ...
It was the same as when he beat the ninjas of Kusakure Village, and within a few seconds, several ninjas fell to the ground.
Chu Ge rode on a ninja, and splitting his head and covering his face was a fat beating: "Do you want to talk about it?" Do you say it or not? ”
The ninja was stunned, covered his head and wailed: "Big brother, what did you tell me to say?" ”
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"I say I say!" The ninja was frightened by Chu Ge, and hurriedly said without saying anything: "We saw your bounty on the black market, worth 50 million, but we didn't want to kill you, after all, the requirement is that you can only be captured alive, we look at your photo so young, so we thought about trying our luck, and after inquiring about it, we found that you are in this town, and I know everything I know to tell you!" ”
Syllable!
Another punch, and the ninja suddenly turned into a panda eye.
"Just let me go, woooooooooooooooooooo
Syllable!
Tooth loss...
Seeing that his anger was almost gone, Chu Ge picked up the ninjas and threw them outside the wall, turned around and ran to the old man's side.
"Uncle, bear with me a little, and I'll help you heal your ass." Chu Ge had a hint of apology on his face, the divine power in his hand flowed, and the wound on the old man's buttocks recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Soon, the old man stood up in surprise: "Hey? It doesn't hurt anymore? ”
"It's good if it doesn't hurt, I'm really sorry to get you involved, ahahaha..."Chu Ge scratched his hair and smiled.
"Haha, it's okay, when I was young, there were constant wars in the country of grass, and I was not less injured, and this time it was light." The old man laughed: "These bottles of wine can be regarded as your apology." ”
A small storm just passed.
Half an hour later, Chu Ge and the others came to the lounge wearing the kimonos prepared by the hotel, and the two of them were already waiting in the lounge.
"It's so slow, why are you more rubbing than a girl in the shower?" As soon as he saw Chu Ge come out, Gray Yuan opened his mouth with dissatisfied.
"Aha~ Something is wrong." Chu Ge smiled.
"Oh, oh, oh, is this your childhood sweetheart? It's really good-looking. The old man said happily: "It's a good match for you." ”
"Huh?" Gray Yuan's face turned slightly red, and he bowed slightly: "Where, he has always been very good at causing trouble, if there is anything to disturb, please forgive me." ”
"Where, where...", the old man waved his hand at Chu Ge: "Little brother is a very reliable man, thanks to him, my ass is much better now." ”
Gray Yuan Phosphine: "Σ(っ°Д°; っクザ???? ”
What does it mean to be thanks to him?
You're trying to make it clear!
After the old man finished speaking, he said hello to a few people and left, Chu Ge turned his head and saw the can in Gray Yuan's hand, and his eyes lit up: "Ah, I want to drink too." ”
Gray Yuan and Xiang Yuan took two steps back in an instant, and silently distanced themselves from Chu Ge.
"What did you just do in the hot springs?"
Gray Yuan's eyes were empty, and he looked at Chu Ge as if he was looking at a humanoid self-propelled garbage, or the kind of perverted classification.
Chu Ge tilted his head: "Take a bath..."
"What else?"
"Uncle is drinking."
"What else?"
"Ah, by the way, a few wandering ninjas just came to arrest me, saying that I was listed on the black market, 50 million." Chu Ge said: "When they came up, they started to make the old man's buttocks bleed..."
The two of them suddenly felt a chill.
Got blood?
How did it bleed?
But hearing this, they now also react to what is going on with their butts feeling much better.
Ash Yuan and Xiang Phosphorus looked at each other and remained silent in unison.