"Hahahaha!"

Half an hour later, Tsunade's house.

Chu Ge sniffed with a dull gaze, and he still had the scorching smell of the burning talisman after the detonation charm was burned.

Tsunade hugged his stomach and laughed with tears soaring: "You really deserve it, you don't want to ask who is not good to run to ask every day hahaha..."

"Well... Tsunade-sama, don't do this..."Shizune cried and laughed: "Chu Ge, he is already very pitiful. ”

"Hmph..."Tsunade sneered: "A guy like this who doesn't understand a woman's heart is not worthy of pity if he dies on the street one day." ”

(A lecherous fairy who has lost contact with someone in the ninja world: "Ahh ”）

"But fortunately, you still know to come and ask me, it seems that even this kind of stupid little ghost can realize my charm..."Tsunade puffed up his chest quite smugly, and the pair of shame trembled.

Chu Ge asked for advice seriously: "So... Sister Shizun, what should I send? ”

Boom!

Tsunade blew Chu Ge's head on the spot.

Mute laughed dryly, not knowing how to answer.

"First of all, how about cosmetics?"

Looking at Chu Ge, whose head slowly returned to its original state, Mute proposed.

"As a girl, nothing is more important than makeup." "And Xiao Ai has always paid attention to her appearance on weekdays, and she often reads some fashion magazines, although she doesn't say it, but I can see that she wants some beautiful bags and cosmetics." ”

"But she didn't ask me about it..."Chu Ge thought for a moment.

Shizun couldn't cry or laugh: "Although you have what you want, Xiao Ai, as a girl, will definitely not open your mouth to let your ability be used in such an unnecessary place." ”

"The most important thing for girls is their appearance, listen to me, it's right to send cosmetics!"

"But what kind of cosmetics are you going to give?" Chu Ge was puzzled: "I know the mask, lipstick, alabaster or something..."

The corners of Tsunade's mouth twitched, alabaster... Can this thing be considered a cosmetic product too?

Boom...

A box full of cosmetics was placed in front of Chu Ge by Tsunade, and Tsunade introduced Chu Ge one by one: "This is called a mask, this is called foundation, this is a makeup remover, this eyeliner, eye shadow ......"

Chu Ge hurriedly remembered what Tsunade said.

"The mask is moisturizing, the lipstick you know, the eyeliner is for eyeliner, and the eyeshadow is used for..."

Chu Ge listened to Tsunade's words while taking out a piece of expensive cosmetics with the help of the godhead.

"These things..."Tsunade opened a box, unscrewed the lid and put it under his nose and sniffed, "It's all high-end goods." ”

"It's a lot of variety." Chu Ge looked at the cosmetics on the ground in a daze, and asked silently in his heart: "Godhead, is there anything that can include these together?" ”

The godhead quickly responded to Chu Ge's words, and immediately after, Chu Ge took out a large box in the shape of a flower.

"Look! There's everything in this! As he spoke, Chu Ge excitedly twisted the top of the box, and the big box suddenly opened like a flower blooming, and inside was a field of colorful colors.

“……”

The expressionless splitter snatched the box from Chu Singer, and Tsunade casually threw the box into the trash.

Chu Ge: "(?) ￣△￣)？ Huh? Why? ”

Shizune laughed dryly: "To save you..."

Chu Ge: "??? ”

"And then it's the flowers." Shizune rubbed Chu Ge's head with a smile: "You want to choose roses." ”

Chu Ge took a small notebook and recorded the silent words: "What else? ”

"It's best to send some more valuable things, jewelry, or something, if it can help the strength, it would be better." Tsunade said, flicking the necklace on his chest: "Like this necklace, it has the ability to seal, and it is also very valuable. ”

Chu Ge nodded thoughtfully.

"It's the process of celebrating tomorrow's birthday." Mute added: "You have to take her shopping first, accompany her to buy clothes, remember to rush to pay, and ask you if you look good, all of them are good-looking!" Ask if you like it or not, it's all like! ”

Chu Ge was puzzled: "What clothes do you want here..."

Tsunade's face was dissatisfied: "Stupid! The important thing is not the clothes, it is the process of buying clothes and your mind, a girl like Gray Yuan will not care about the quality of the clothes, the most important thing is to accompany her to go shopping and buy clothes! ”

"Uh... Oh..."

Tsunade couldn't help but sigh: "It looks like I didn't understand, anyway, just do what I say!" ”

"Also, don't ask her if you see any interesting little objects, just buy them and give them to her!" Shizune's face was serious: "This is very important, girls are thin-skinned, if you ask her what she likes, she won't say it, just buy it directly." ”

"Don't ask what to eat for lunch or dinner! Take her straight to eat! ”

"In addition, girls often say rhetorical words, don't just ask, don't want to just think, you have to judge this according to the timing!"

"Remember to watch a movie, preferably a horror movie or a romance movie, do you understand?"

"Also, you must wear something decent tomorrow, and don't wear the previous tights, plate armor or something!" Mute said: "Change into a suit or casual wear or something!" ”

Chu Ge nodded, and quickly recorded the words of silence in the small notebook.

"I can't see it, it's silent." Tsunade looked at Shizune with a grin: "Obviously I've never been in love, but it seems to be very set?" ”

Shizune's face turned pale, his eyes were blank, and he fell to his knees on the floor weakly.

Who do you think I'm here for? Can you please count a little bit in your heart?

If you don't comfort me, forget it, and rub salt on my wounds!

"Anyway... That's all...", "Now... Disappear before my eyes immediately! Immediately! Right away! Woooooo

Chu Ge ran away in a hurry, and Tsunade looked at the silent sound who was crying and fainting on the sofa with a puzzled expression.

……

At seven o'clock the next morning, Chu Ge knocked on the door of Gray Yuan's room on time, and today he specially changed into a casual outfit.

Just now, Jiraiya rushed into Kabukicho under the banner of collecting materials, and the Nine Lamas went to the hot springs, according to him, to soak all day, so that Chu Ge would not disturb him.

"Ha-" Gray Yuan yawned and opened the door, and looked at Chu Ge who was full of vitality in front of the door with his eyelids closed.

Chu Ge handed over a gift box with a smile: "I wish you a happy birthday!" ”

"Hmm..." Gray Yuan bit his lip, and reached out to take the gift box with a calm face, his face unconsciously with a hint of blush: "Let's go into the house..."

Chu Ge just wanted to enter the house, a faint fragrance hit, Chu Ge sniffed: "Huh? Fragrance? ”

Boom!

The door slammed shut, and Chu Ge covered his nose and squatted down.

Gray Yuan's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly changed his clothes: "You better stand outside for a while now, I'll clean it up soon..."