Chapter 177: Twitter Crooked (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
"Speaking of which, Luffy, did you guys get into a fight before?"
Ace's gaze swept over the Straw Hat Pirates' Merry, and a large piece of the Merry's side seemed to have been ripped off by something.
"Ah, we met a hippopotamus bastard on the way here, it seems to be some kind of devil fruit powerhouse, and tore off a large piece of the boat, but luckily Luffy beat that bastard in time, if it weren't for Miss Nami's illness, I would have kicked that bastard to death."
Sanji said lightly as he smoked a cigarette, with a hint of annoyance in his words.
"Hahaha, that's right." Ace smiled: "But you'd better find a reliable ship doctor as soon as possible, there are too many strange diseases on the great voyage, and having a ship doctor can avoid these to the greatest extent." ”
"Doctor's words, there is a suitable one on this island." Chu Ge seemed to remember something, and casually pointed to the mountain peak standing in the wind and snow in the distance: "Just live on it, if you go and invite him, he will choose to sail with you." ”
"Hey, hey... You're not talking about the bastard old woman from before, are you? Ace's face changed.
"It's not her." Chu Ge shook his head: "It's the reindeer that pulled the cart for her." ”
"Reindeer?" The Straw Hats were stunned when they heard this.
"Reindeer... Doctor? Nami looked dazed.
"Well, a talking reindeer, and he seems to be quite skilled in medicine." Chu Ge nodded.
Turning his head to look, Luffy's eyes flashed with bulgbulg: "Let's go find him!" ”
"......" The corners of Nami's mouth twitched: "Wait a minute, Luffy..."
"Reindeer! I'm coming!! ”
Before Nami finished speaking, she saw Luffy rushing towards the mountain peak like a gust of wind, accompanied by a strange cry like an ape, and his rubber arm flicked in the wind.
"Listen to me, bastard!" Nami snarled at Luffy's back with a black face.
"Forget it..."Sanji sighed helplessly.
"Ah, I remember." Chu Ge scratched his hair: "There is a big carnivorous rabbit on the island, which is bigger than a bear, has a fierce temperament, and is not very strong, but if it is annoyed, it will deliberately cause a large-scale avalanche..."
Everyone's faces darkened: "Say it earlier, bastard!" ”
"Is that the one?" Usopp pointed to a passing white bear not far away, and the big white bear was walking unhurriedly in the snow with his crutches.
"No, it's a hiking bear." Chu Ge shook his head, beckoned to the giant bear, and said with a smile: "Hiking bears are very docile, and they will help people in distress on the road, remember to nod when you meet, you can always see them here." ”
"Don't talk about that, you have to find that guy quickly, or that guy will definitely make trouble." Zoro and Sanji jumped off the ship: "Thank you. ”
"Oh, remember to come back early for the party!" Chu Ge beckoned to the two.
Soon, Chu Ge and Ace happily started to prepare for the banquet, of course, the so-called banquet preparations of the two were just sitting at the dining table with knives, forks and chopsticks, looking at Gray Yuan and Weiwei with blank eyes, waiting for the two to cook.
"Go get me water!" Wei Wei looked at the appearance of the two of them and became angry, and immediately waved the shovel and blasted the two away.
Click!
"Ah, Vivi, I accidentally broke this handle, and the bucket fell down." Chu Ge tilted his head and looked into the cabin, holding a handle in his hand, flicking it one by one.
Vivi: "......"
"Why don't you use our ship's one?" Nami smiled, "Speaking of which, the water pump on our ship was also broken by Luffy not long ago, but fortunately, there is a spare one on the Merry." ”
Click!
Chu Ge scratched his hair innocently: "It's so strange, this one is also broken..."
"Ahhh Don't use that much force, bastard!! ”
Boom!
Chu Ge had a hot bag on his head and was kicked out of the cabin by Nami.
Gray Yuan cut the vegetables with a calm face, and was not surprised: "Give up, there is nothing that a normal human can do, he can do it well." ”
"So all the captains in the world look like this?" Nami hung her head weakly.
"Maybe everyone has something they are not good at..."Wei Wei laughed dryly: "Don't look at Mr. Chu Ge like this, his strength is very strong." ”
"Ahh ”
Gray Yuan glanced at Nami in surprise, this woman has a very good appetite for herself, her words always seem to be able to speak in her heart, so that Gray Yuan has a feeling of hating to see each other, she feels that she and Nami must have a common language...
It's weird...
Kicked out of the cabin by Nami, Chu Ge was boredom wandering on the deck, Usopp sat on the edge of the ship and didn't know what to fiddle with, Ace lay on the deck, snoring and sleeping, not far away, Ikalem covered his chest with one hand, and his mouth was full of hair.
"Yo~ What are you doing?" When Chu Ge saw Usopp, he hurriedly stepped forward with great interest.
"I'm pouring my ammo, nirvana—Pepper Star!" Usopp smiled.
"Is it filled with chili oil?" Chu Ge looked curious.
"Of course, this is the devil's chili oil that is a specialty of the East China Sea, and it only takes a small drop to make people's tongues feel the burning sensation of fire..."
Hearing this, Chu Ge quickened his pace and walked towards Usopp.
Maybe the snow was a bit heavy before, and the snow on the deck hadn't had time to clear up, and Chu Ge's feet slipped.
"Ahh
With a snap, the chili oil in Usopp's hand was slapped away by Chu Ge, who was shaking his arm to keep his balance, and swirled and fell into the mouth of Ikalem, who was opening his throat.
"Poof, roar, roar, ahem... It's so spicy, so spicy! ”
Ikalem's screams resounded across the deck, and he ran around with curly hair and stomped on Ace's stomach as he slept.
"Uhh
A short, rapid scream rang out, and Ace hurriedly got up to avoid Ikalem's footsteps, knocking Usopp into the sea, who was sitting on the edge of the boat with a bewildered face...
Half an hour later, in the cabin, Usopp had snot, sneezed incessantly, and was wrapped in a large thick quilt.
Icalem kept drinking water, and Ace leaned back in his chair half-dead.
Chu Ge blinked his eyes: "You guys are really careless..."
The three of them turned dark, and roared in unison: "It's not all your fault!" ”
Bang dang...
A loud bang came, and before everyone could continue their crusade against Chu Ge, they felt the hull of the ship shake, and several people hurriedly ran to the deck.
A huge ship hit Chu Ge's side at some point, and a large number of soldiers swarmed down from the big ship, surrounding the people on board.
surrounded Robin who was reading a book on the deck chair, Gray Yuan and Weiwei who were cooking in the kitchen, Nami who was observing the coast, and Chu Ge and a group of people.
"Wha!"
A man wearing a hippopotamus hood and a sewn iron chin appeared on the deck with two ugly dog-legged brothers, looking at everyone and laughing wildly: "You should know the guys on the boat next to you, right?" Anyway, you have some members of the pirate gang just now! Damn guys..."
Boom –
Before the iron chin finished speaking, the whole person was kicked out by Chu Ge and flew in the direction of the center of the island.
"It's annoying..."Chu Ge blinked his eyes, his face innocent, as if he didn't kick it.
"Huh?!! Your Majesty! ”
The two younger brothers with the iron chin watched Chu Ge's movements in horror, and in the cabin, Gray Yuan waved his hand carelessly, and the soldiers who had just rushed to the ship were suddenly swept into the icy sea by a huge force.
"We'll definitely be back—"
Seeing that their own king was beaten away, this group of people still had the heart to fight, and hurriedly swam and chased in the direction where the king flew away.